There was a soft sound of footsteps at the door. Sun Simiao, who had returned from collecting medicine, took off the bamboo basket on his back, placed it in the corner, washed his hands in the basin, and then entered the alchemy room. He saw the two of them talking and laughing, and
There was no intention of getting tense, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Sitting down and asking about the topic they were talking about, Sun Simiao also smiled and pointed at Fang Jun. He laughed helplessly and said: "There was indeed the title of 'King of Tang' at that time, but it was the title given by Wang Shichong to his nephew Wang Renze. Apart from derogation,
In addition to Emperor Gaozu, whose country name is "Tang", there is also a sense that "as long as you take the territory of Lao Li's family, it will be your nephew's fiefdom." Having said that, this is far-fetched and illogical.
Why can Erlang believe the rumors?"
Fang Jun looked embarrassed and speechless.
Everyone has the habit of preconceptions, and rarely takes the initiative to verify the authenticity of things that are considered facts, even if you have the ability and opportunity.
"Thirteen stick monks rescued the King of Tang" This is a story that has been rooted in Fang Jun's mind since he was very young. Even in the Tang Dynasty, he never thought of going to verify the authenticity of this story...
Yuan Tiangang naturally wanted to make some sarcastic remarks, but Fang Jun felt embarrassed and did not refute.
For a moment, the atmosphere was somewhat harmonious, which surprised Sun Simiao...
He got up early in the morning and went to the back mountain to collect herbs. Just now, his disciple Sun Simiao ran to the mountain in a panic. He found him at several places where Sun Simiao usually collected herbs and told Fang Jun to come. He was afraid of meeting Yuan Tiangang.
The two of them fought each other without giving in, which was really troublesome.
After Sun Simiao heard this, he didn't even bother to pick the medicine. One was his best friend, and the other was his teacher and friend. If the two of them were at odds, it would only make him in a dilemma. Who would he choose to help? They would help each other.
Neither.
Although we are not enjoying ourselves at the moment, we are still in peace...
Sun Simiao took a sip of tea and asked, "Erlang is here today. Why are you here?"
Fang Jun opened his mouth, glanced at Yuan Tiangang, and closed his mouth again.
Yuan Tiangang was thinking about how to persuade His Majesty Li Er to write the matter of Taoism as the state religion into the "Zhenguan Law". When he saw Fang Jun hesitating and hesitated, he immediately said angrily: "A real man is as bright as the wind and the moon, and there is nothing he can't say to others.
, to be as wretched and slippery as you is is really a shame for a man and brings disgrace to my father’s face!”
Fang Jun was so angry that he vomited blood and couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Why are you so ashamed of being a man? I'm looking at you because I hope you can avoid it. It's just that you, an old man, can't understand the look, and you slap me in the face?
He finally understood Yuan Tiangang's temper. He sighed helplessly and said to Sun Simiao: "Last night, I had a chaotic dream and a restless night. When I got up early this morning, I felt quite unwell..."
The symptoms were explained in detail.
It is not good to hide a disease and avoid medical treatment, and you must not be careless about something that affects a man's ability. If you conceal it for a while and lead to serious consequences, it will be too late to cry to death...
Sun Simiao stroked his beard with one hand, frowned and asked, "Have you ever taken any nourishing food?"
Fang Jun was puzzled for a moment. Before he could answer, Yuan Tiangang on the side had already said disdainfully to Sun Simiao: "I don't think you are called a miracle doctor. This is clearly the symptom of taking Cynomorium cynomorium. Why do you need to ask?"
Fang Jun was confused. Cynomorium... what is this?
Sun Simiao glanced at Yuan Tiangang and said helplessly: "Doctors should be careful and careful, check the patient's symptoms in detail, and only after hearing, smelling, and examining can they determine the focus of the disease and prescribe the right medicine. How can you just make arbitrary decisions based on guesswork? If you make a mistake, the consequences will be disastrous.
Yu.”
Then he turned to Fang Jun and said: "But according to the symptoms you mentioned, it is probably due to taking Cynomorium cynomorium."
Fang Jun asked: "What is Cynomorium cynomorium?"
Sun Simiao said: "In the wilderness outside the Mobei Great Wall, there grows a thing called 'cynomorium'. It is an herbaceous plant, brown-red, shaped like a human dragon. The head of this thing is covered with scales and is very strong, and the seeds are covered with it.
Wrapped in it, it cannot fall off. A small white insect called 'cynomorium cynomorium' will grow from its roots. This insect gnaws away from the bottom of the plant bit by bit until it empties the entire inside of the plant, forming a
Hole, the seed at the top will naturally fall off along the hole, take root and germinate. The next spring, the seed will grow into a bag as big as a fist, break out of the ground, and become another Cynomorium cynomorium tree. This cycle continues endlessly. Cynomorium cynomorium and other things
It can nourish the kidneys, replenish essence, and moisturize dryness. It is known as "golden Cynomorium, silver ginseng". Among them, the Cynomorium worm has devoured the essence of Cynomorium, so its nourishing effect is unparalleled in the world. However, this Cynomorium worm cannot break through the locks.
The scales are strong and strong, so they are born in spring and die in autumn, and few people can capture them..."
As soon as the veteran talked about medical knowledge, he immediately became energetic and talked endlessly.
Fang Jun listened for a long time. Isn't this just aphrodisiac...
When Yuan Tiangang saw the expression on Fang Jun's face, he snorted coldly and said: "This thing is used for nourishing, so it is naturally a rare tonic in the world. But once it is developed into medicine through certain secret methods, it will be the best in the world."
Aphrodisiacs. Before the Wei and Jin Dynasties, emperors always took these drugs to stimulate their mood, but later the prescription gradually disappeared and no one knew about it. This secret drug made by Cynomorium Cynomorium has mild properties and is not as overbearing as ordinary aphrodisiac drugs.
After eating, it will deplete energy and cause great damage to the body, but it will nourish and replenish the blood. Hum, even today, I am afraid that people will covet such medicines, but you are in good luck."
Is this a good destiny?
If one takes these medicines while awake, it will definitely lead to extreme happiness, but the young master is in his sleep...
But that was obviously not what he was concerned about right now. Fang Jun asked anxiously, "Is there any legacy behind this thing?"
Before Sun Simiao could speak, Yuan Tiangang rushed to answer: "Of course there is, it is medicine that is three parts poisonous. Don't you understand this truth? Generally speaking, the more powerful the medicine, the more severe its side effects. This
Cynomorium cynomorium is one of the best aphrodisiacs in the world. It is a powerful medicine. If it cannot be completely dispersed, the yang energy left in the body will return to the body and be damaged, which will backfire on its owner."
Fang Jun was shocked: "This junior is still feeling hot and hot all over his body. It must be because the medicine has not fully dispersed. What should we do?"
Yuan Tiangang said of course: "Then spread out!"
Fang Jun said: "How to diverge?"
Yuan Tiangang glared and said angrily: "Shuzi, are you so stupid? That Cynomorium cynomorium is an aphrodisiac. Naturally, you can go back and find a few women, and fight hard on the bed until you are exhausted. Or you can walk along this window outside the window.
After running around the mountain for ten or eight times, the medicine will naturally dissipate."
Fang Jun: "..."
Sun Simiao raised his forehead and said helplessly: "You are also a famous Taoist after all. You have lived for more than a hundred years. How can you talk so freely with a junior?"
Yuan Tiangang snorted and said: "This kid has a different face and doesn't look like a good person. The old way is to repay kindness with kindness and repay grievance with straightness. Why should we pay attention to the principles and justice of him?"
Sun Simiao ignored him and turned to Fang Jun and said: "Don't worry, Erlang. Although this Cynomorium cynomorium is extremely effective, it is only mild in nature. As long as it is not caused by long-term consumption that causes the body to become dependent, it will not
It’s a serious problem. Just drink a lot of tea and wait for the effects of the medicine to slowly dissipate.”
Fang Jun: "..."
This guy glared at Yuan Tiangang, wishing he could pounce on him and punch this old man hard!
If I had just listened to his words and ran home to show off my sexual promiscuity to someone who slept with me all day long, wouldn’t I become a laughing stock in the future and be ridiculed by this old man for the rest of my life?
So wicked...
Yuan Tiangang glared back without showing any signs of weakness, and threatened: "From now on, you must behave yourself and be respectful in front of the old Taoist, otherwise I may think of your appearance and feel uncomfortable, and I will spread the word to the world. Do you believe it?"
Do not believe?"
Fang Jun was furious: "Old Taoist, don't bully others too much!"
Yuan Tiangang glared: "You don't accept it, kid?"
Fang Jun stared at him for a long time, then picked up the teapot on the table. Just when Sun Simiao was shocked and thought he was going to show off his temper, he realized that this guy was filling the tea cup in front of Yuan Tiangang and said respectfully:
"Yuan Shenxian, please drink tea!"
Sun Simiao: "..."
Boy, where is your moral integrity? Although that thing is not valuable, you still have to have a little bit of it, right?
That's good for you, you lost it all over the floor...
Yuan Tiangang happily picked up the tea cup, took a sip, squinted his eyes and said proudly to Sun Simiao: "This boy is able to grow and shrink, bend and stretch, and his shameless demeanor has only ever been matched by the Taoist."
Fang Jun almost fell down in anger.
Able to grow or shorten, able to bend or stretch... Is this such a good word to describe a person?
However, he was curious about the person Yuan Tiangang was talking about, and asked curiously: "Who is the Taoist priest referring to?"