Zhang Liang's face turned red with embarrassment, and he almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in...
At this time, the banquet was about to begin.
The servants of the Wei family usually put a table full of fine wines and delicacies. As the person with the highest official position here, Li Ji changed the subject and said: "Gong Lu made a joke, we are all distinguished guests when we visit today, and we should celebrate the happy event of the Wei family together."
, I hope that Dalang of the Wei Palace and His Highness Hengshan will get along well for a hundred years, and they will raise eyebrows together. How can you let Duke Yun hold the pot and add wine? If word spreads, Dalang of the Wei Palace will fight you to death!"
Ignoring Cheng Yaojin's sullen look, he waved his hand towards Fang Jun and said, "Please stay with Duke Yun. Duke Yun has a low drinking capacity. In those days, whenever he drank, these murderers would arrest Duke Yun."
Drink it to death, and you will have to hold a few more cups for Duke Yun later."
Although he is usually taciturn, this person as the leader of the Prime Minister has a very low sense of presence and will never express an opinion. However, everyone is an old friend who knows the ins and outs and knows that this person is wily and calculating, and his prestige is definitely first-class.
, speaking out at this moment changed the atmosphere, and everyone gave him face.
Even Cheng Yaojin, who had such a generous temper, just snorted and stopped talking...
Fang Jun sat next to Zhang Liang. The two looked at each other, nodded to each other, and did not say much. The servants of the Wei family were waiting on the side, filling the wine glasses in front of everyone. Li Ji raised the wine glass and said, "Today we
It is a blessing for the old friends to be able to gather together because of the happy event of the Wei Mansion. With this glass of wine, we wish the Dalang of the Wei Mansion and His Royal Highness Hengshan a long life together, and also wish that Duke Zheng’s spirit in heaven can enjoy peace and bless the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty!"
When he said this, his eyes were filled with tears.
Cheng Yaojin was stunned for a moment and sighed: "It has been a long time since Xuancheng passed away. Uncle Bao is now suffering from illness and unable to walk, and Shan boss's body is already cold... In the past, we gathered in Wagang to resist the violent Sui Dynasty. Our brothers fought with righteousness and courage.
What happened now is that I am dying of a fatal disease, my friends are withering, and my life is lonely, alas!"
He raised his head, drank a glass of strong wine into his throat, and wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Everyone raised their glasses and drank together, and there was silence for a while.
Who doesn’t know that in those days, Wagang gathered for righteousness and fought against the beacon clouds? Five tigers and eight tigers fought with sincerity. However, the war in the last days was long, and the road ahead was long. In the end, success failed and everyone went their separate ways. However, in the troubled times of the late Sui Dynasty, these people overcame Yu Wenhua and fought a war.
Wang Shichong, that tragic song of great ambition and heroic spirit is proud of all the heroes in the world. He is above all in history and will be famous for eternity!
Unfortunately, the current situation has changed. The heroes of the past are now in disarray. It is difficult to withstand the erosion of the years and the vicissitudes of the world.
The atmosphere is a bit depressing. After all, today is the wedding banquet of the Wei Mansion. It would be disrespectful to be so nostalgic for the past.
Fang Jun laughed loudly, looked at Li Ji and asked: "I have heard that the Five Tigers and Eight Tigers of Wagang Mountain were rampant in the world, but I don't know if Lu Guogong at that time had the bad habit of not washing his hands after going to the toilet?"
Li Jizheng felt sad about the spring and autumn. When he heard this, he was stunned and looked at Cheng Yaojin in astonishment. The corners of his eyes jumped a few times.
His ancestors were from a distinguished family in Gaoping, with generations of officials and wealthy families. "The family had many children and servants, and they accumulated thousands of bells." He had been pampered and well-educated since he was a child. Even though he had been in the military for many years, he had never been contaminated by the sloppy habits of the military. He was always neat and tidy.
It was Zhili. At the banquet, he suddenly heard that Cheng Yaojin might not wash his hands after going to the toilet, so he went to the table...
Cheng Yaojin suddenly turned red, glared at Fang Jun and said angrily: "Fart! Even though I urinate, it doesn't get wet on my hands, so why do I need to clean my hands?"
His ancestors were also prominent officials, and his family background was definitely no worse than that of Li Ji. However, after fighting in the army for so many years and wallowing among the shackles, he had long been unruly and unruly. If it got wet on his hands while urinating, he would naturally have to clean his hands.
, but you obviously didn’t get wet, so why go to the trouble of washing your hands?
Hearing Cheng Yaojin take care of himself confidently, Li Ji's throat squirmed subconsciously, as if someone had opened his mouth and fed him a mouthful of pickled meat, and he almost vomited up the wine he just drank.
Everyone's expressions also changed.
Mother!
Does this old guy really have dirty hands?
"Wow!" Li Daliang, who was sitting next to him, moved his stool to the side in shock, but accidentally knocked over his wine glass.
Cheng Yaojin became more and more angry and shouted: "Mother! I don't believe that you are all so particular about washing your hands after every time you use the toilet?"
Li Ji put his hand on his forehead and said helplessly: "No one cares about how you are doing in the house, but now we are having a banquet, so you have to be careful and polite, right? If you don't want this banquet to end in an unhappy way, go out and wash your hands quickly.
Come back later.”
Cheng Yaojin was unhappy: "I don't like to clean my hands, what can you do to me?"
He was indeed a little frightened by Li Ji, a man who was so calculating, but this matter was related to a matter of principle. If you ask me to clean my hands, I will do so, won't I lose face?
Seeing him cheating, Zhang Shigui on the side said helplessly: "If you don't go, we will tie you up and carry you out. If anyone else asks, tell the truth."
Liu Hongji moved his wrist and said with a smile: "I haven't done anything for several years. These old bones are almost rusty. I don't know if I can hold down this old killer."
"..."
Cheng Yaojin was helpless. A good man would not suffer the immediate consequences. These old bastards kept their word. If they tied him up and carried him out, it would be embarrassing...
He had no choice but to glare at Fang Jun bitterly and curse: "Spoilers and malicious slanders, I'll wait for you!"
He got up and cursed and went out to clean his hands.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and Li Ji pointed at Fang Jun and reprimanded: "I was already in high spirits, but you, a bastard, made me lose all my interest. It's totally unreasonable!"
Liu Hongji still smiled and said: "Who says it's not the case? That old killer has always been unruly. If you see that he has never cleaned his hands, just say nothing. Since no one knows, there is nothing disgusting.
, but you have to say it out loud, it’s really hateful.”
Fang Jun: "..."
Isn't it true that you are hiding your ears and stealing the bell?!
Li Daliang smiled and said: "In my opinion, this guy is sincerely disgusting with us. He didn't say anything, but he will be punished with a drink!"
Fang Jun was also happy and said: "Junior can't do anything. That old guy doesn't care about hygiene. I really can't bear it anymore, so I have to say it in public and let everyone condemn him. It is indeed my fault for causing trouble to everyone.
I will punish myself with three cups of wine and make amends to you all!"
Holding the wine flask in one hand and the wine glass in the other, he poured and drank three glasses in a row without changing his expression.
Zhang Shigui praised: "I have long heard that Fang Erlang, in addition to his poetry and poetry, also has a unique skill of not getting drunk after a thousand cups, which is indeed huge."
This wine is also the top-grade "Fangfu fine wine" "sponsored" by Fang Jun. It is a real distilled wine. A good wine drinker will be thrown to the ground after eating even half a pound of it. Fang Jun's three glasses of wine are more than three liang.
, the result was like drinking from a sweet spring without even a burp.
After a while, Cheng Yaojin strode back from outside, sat down on the stool angrily, and shouted: "We are ganging up to bully others, right? OK, I will fight you for three hundred rounds today, one against ten!"
He asked the waiter to fill Fang Jun's glass with wine, raised the glass and said: "You are like a coward. You are so scared by others that you spend all day in seclusion. You hide in the academy and don't dare to see anyone. You can't wait to go to court."
You have the entire Youtun Guard with you to block knives and arrows, but you dare to embarrass me? Come on, come on, only one of us can get out standing upright today, and if the other one doesn't get under the table, it's not over!
"
As he spoke, he drank a glass of wine in one gulp.
Fang Jun smiled bitterly and said: "Gong Lu is joking. It is said that it is easy to hide from open guns and hard to guard against hidden arrows. Who knows if there will be villains hiding in the dark, always waiting for a fatal blow to kill the junior? The junior is still young.
We have not enjoyed enough of the glory and wealth in this world, so we must not let them fall into the hands of villains. You said that I am timid and afraid of death, but I admit that I am just that cowardly! But I am not afraid of you when I drink!"
He raised his head and drank a glass of wine. After finishing the drink, he turned the glass upside down to show that there was no wine left.
Cheng Yaojin is a scheming person, but he still has a forthright character at heart. Seeing Fang Jun being neat and tidy, he feels happy. His anger at being "reported and exposed" for having dirty hands after urinating also dissipates a lot. He fills up the wine with Fang Jun.
He drank another glass and said after finishing it: "You are a capable boy. If you can hold it up and put it down, you are a true hero. If at this time you are still as arrogant and domineering as before and put yourself in danger, then I will underestimate you."
Those guys in Long always talk about loyalty, and they seem to be upright men, but in fact they are the most insidious and cunning. How many people have been harmed by them in private over the years? Leave it to them to be useful and deal with such bastards to the end.
This is the most correct thing. Being unruly and unruly is something only a fool would do."
He has always valued Fang Jun and regarded him as a nephew, but at this moment, his words clearly expressed his preferred position.
Fang Jun was secretly frightened, knowing that Guan Long had reached the point where he was at odds with other forces in the court. Where would the court develop? Maybe earth-shattering changes would suddenly happen...