Drinking capacity does not depend on how much you drink, but who you drink with. Li Yuanjia usually has a good drinking capacity, but compared with Fang Jun, he is not even close. After drinking one glass after another, his eyes will become blurred and he will soon feel dizzy.
dizzy.
"Erlang, that's it for today... I'm too drunk and a little drunk."
Li Yuanjia's tongue is a bit big, not just the top of his head? It just gives him a headache...
But Fang Jun refused to let him go. After all, he was his brother-in-law. No matter how dissatisfied he was, he couldn't beat him up, so he could only fight at the wine table. How could he give up unless he knocked him down?
"You are wrong. Although you are a prince and a noble man, we are also uncles. There is no big or small thing at the wine table. Isn't it wrong to use your status as a prince to pressure others? This won't scare us, even if it is
The king of Wei, the king of Wu, and the king of Jin are sitting here, and they have to follow the rules of the wine table. Come and come, and you will be punished with three drinks."
Without any explanation, the wine glass was filled to the brim.
Li Yuanjia rubbed his face, knowing that he would not be able to escape the murderous hand today. If he didn't walk out of the dining room sideways, he might not be able to survive, so he simply felt depressed and drank until the glass was dry.
Isn’t it just drinking?
If I can't drink you, I'll get drunk myself...
The more you drink, the more you talk.
"You are my brother-in-law, so I will not hide some things from you..." Li Yuanjia said with a drunken look and hiccups: "Although Li Yuanjia initiated this matter, it was not because the royal family stood by Li Yuanjing.
Bian, it's not that Li Yuanjing has such appeal, but that Erlang's methods against Chai Zhewei were too obvious and broke the rules, making the royal family miserable. Just imagine, if Chai Zhewei was tripped by you this time, would it be possible?
To use such means to deal with anyone who is in the hostile camp at will? It's a big taboo!"
Fang Jun nodded silently and said humbly: "I did go wrong this time. Thank you brother-in-law for your advice. I'd like to toast my brother-in-law with this."
Li Yuanjia drank until the glass was dry, his head felt dizzy, and his thinking was sometimes unclear. He was talking drunkenly: "You have to tell the prince, you must be careful about Li Yuanjing. This person has a bad intention and has great plans. If he is not careful, he will be afraid."
It’s going to cause a storm.”
"My brother-in-law is indeed a loyal and upright minister. These kind words will definitely be conveyed to His Highness the Crown Prince. Come on, I will give you a toast to my brother-in-law on behalf of Your Highness the Crown Prince."
Finished another glass.
"No, Erlang, I drank too much."
"What's the point of this? A drunk person never thinks he is drunk. Since my brother-in-law knows that he is almost drunk, he is not drunk yet. Come on, come on. This glass of wine is for you. Thank you for caring for your sister for so many years. I will do it first.
Out of respect!"
"Hey, if you say so, you have to drink this glass of wine! The king and the princess have known each other since they were young, and they can be regarded as childhood sweethearts. Although the princess has a more aggressive temper, it is precisely because of this that everything in the palace has changed.
Everything is handled properly and I don’t have to worry about it at all. She is really a good wife! I also have to thank you, the Fang family, for giving birth to such an outstanding woman. It is my luck to marry Xiuzhu! Come on, come on
, I would like to propose a toast to you..."
Fang Jun: "..."
Good guy, you actually started to counterattack?
Then let's continue...
…
The attendants of the palace were all standing outside the door. At first they thought that the prince and the Duke of Yue had something secret to say, so they all watched with their ears stiffened, and if anyone approached, they would drive them away.
However, not long after, a loud and stingy voice was heard in the room. What's more, his own prince even sang a song loudly. Although the tune had been 800 miles away, he sang extremely excitedly... The waiters looked at each other, knowing that I drank too much, but no one dared to go in.
Fang Erlang's power over Princess Han was accumulated through a series of tough fights with His Highness the King of Han. Even His Highness the King of Han would avoid him when he saw her, and the servants and waiters were even more afraid of her. Dare you rush in and rescue your own prince?
But if you just let it go, that won't work.
Everyone knows that Fang Erlang has a violent temper. He doesn't care when he gets angry. Not to mention the ministers of the court, even His Highness the Prince can't beat one or two. If he gets drunk and doesn't say the right words, press Beat up your own prince...
"You guys watch a little bit here, I'll go to the back house to see if the princess wakes up..."
An older maid gave instructions to the others and hurried to the back house. There were only a handful of people in Chang'an City who could subdue the devil Fang Erlang, and naturally my own princess was one of them...
When they arrived at the back house, they secretly shouted "Thank God". Sure enough, they saw Princess Han asking the maid to get warm water and drink a glass. She hurriedly walked forward and saluted: "Princess, please go to the front and have a look. Our prince is in a very high mood, probably because of the drink." We have paid a lot of money, and we are not allowed to go in to wait on him. After all, the Duke of Yue is a guest, and it would not be a good idea to pay him any courtesy."
When she said this, why didn't Princess Han understand?
He quickly asked someone to change his clothes, washed his face, and took several maids to the front yard. However, before waiting in the front hall, a servant came to report that the Duke of Yue had left. I thought that Princess Han would not come to say goodbye after she fell asleep.
When Princess Han came to the front hall, she saw that her brothers had left, leaving only His Royal Highness lying on the ground, with a red face and closed eyes but refused to fall asleep, mumbling. What? I'm drooling and can't hear what I'm saying.
Princess Han put her hand on her forehead. She was angry that her brother had gone too far. How could he make someone like this? She was also angry that her husband was stubborn. Although Fang Jun yelled for beatings and killings, as long as he was not sorry for her, Eldest sister, how could you beat up your brother-in-law for those things in court?
Is there anything to be afraid of...
He quickly led his maid forward to help Li Yuanjia, who was very drunk, and took him to the back house to rest. Unexpectedly, Li Yuanjia was moved and lay on top of the maid, muttering drunken words: "...Erlang, I am convinced, you You can drink as much as you want, just don’t hit me, it’s very embarrassing..."
Princess Han is so angry and funny, why is she so afraid of her brother-in-law?
It's true that one thing brings down another...
*****
When Chai Zhewei returned to his mansion, he saw that his younger brother Chai Lingwu and his wife had arrived and were sitting in the hall.
He quickly stepped forward to greet her and said, "We have met Her Royal Highness the Princess."
Princess Baling hurriedly stood up and returned the courtesy, saying: "We are all members of our own family, so there is no need to be polite in private situations. Duke Qiao please come quickly."
Chai Lingwu said carelessly at the side: "Brother, why are you doing this? Sit down quickly and tell me how to deal with it."
Chai Zhewei stood up, glared at his brother, and reprimanded: "The etiquette cannot be discarded, how can we ignore it? Don't just idle around all day long. You should also pay attention to the things at home. You can't always count on supporting your brother alone."
Then he sat down and waited until the maid served tea, then waved him away.
Chai Lingwu felt very bored, pretending to be a big brother all day long, shouting and yelling, who can show him? We are indeed incompetent, but if you encounter a huge problem, you still have to come to my wife...
So he didn't wait for Chai Zhewei to speak, and asked: "What is the situation in the court? Since the eldest brother can come back in one piece, it must be no big deal. Has His Highness the Crown Prince spoken for the eldest brother?"
Chai Zhewei glanced at him. How could he not see through his little thoughts? He just didn't bother to argue with him. He raised his hands and said to Princess Baling: "Your Highness's protective feelings will be remembered in my heart."
Princess Baling suddenly let out a sigh of relief, shook her head and said: "The prince's brother is soft-hearted, and brothers and sisters always have to treat him with some respect when they ask for help. But now that he has the responsibility of supervising the country, it is not easy to respond too much.
Protect, brother, you better be more careful in the future."
Chai Zhewei nodded again and thanked him.
Although the main reason for being able to escape today was not the prince, he had also heard that the prince had defended him many times in the court. This was indeed a favor from Princess Baling, and he could not turn his back and deny it.
Chai Lingwu asked curiously: "How to deal with it?"
Chai Zhewei said: "No signs of deliberate arson were found in Dali Temple, the Ministry of Punishment, Weiwei Temple and other yamen, so Zongzheng Temple can only punish them based on the crime of disturbing the stability of the capital. It is only a fine, a warning, etc.
It’s nothing serious.”
Chai Lingwu raised his thumbs and said in admiration: "Eldest brother is really powerful! That's the Xuanwu Sect. Even the slightest mistake will be severely punished, and you may be dismissed from office. In the end, the eldest brother set a fire and burned all the account books, but the prince did not
There is nothing you can do, this method is really amazing! I’m afraid that if the Xuanwu Gate is smashed tomorrow, the prince will be so angry that he will be helpless!"
"Mother!"
Chai Zhewei didn't know whether the prince was so angry that he was about to die. He shouted angrily: "Shut up! You dare to talk nonsense like this, don't you want to die? You don't think you have a long life, so just go and commit suicide. Don't do it."
Your family has been affected and three tribes have been barred by you!"
This bastard is unreasonable!
What kind of place is the Xuanwu Gate? If I had no choice, how could I dare to light such a fire? After the low-key handling, I couldn't even say a word, but you are talking so shamelessly here, you really don't even have half of the city...