Fang Jun covered his head and gritted his teeth in pain. Of course, it wasn't a pain in his head, but a pain in his butt.
The front leg had just punched Liu Lei in Zuixian Tower, and the back leg had already filled the city with uproar and made a fuss. Everyone listening was astonished. Is it possible that the second son of the Fang family had a conflict with the royal family? It had just been a few days since he punched His Highness King Qi.
, this is another confrontation with His Highness the King of Wei, this is going crazy...
As a result, Fang Xuanling, who had just returned to the house and was lying in bed to recuperate, had already heard the news. He jumped up and called the servant to ask for the monk's instructions. He gave Fang Jun twenty lashes. Although the servant was very measured, he was not injured.
It's all about the bones and muscles, but it's inevitable that the skin will be ripped apart.
Before the beating was over, Fang Xuanling, with a dark face, ordered his servants to carry Fang Jun and come to the palace to plead guilty.
The last time the King of Qi was beaten, it was suppressed by His Majesty, which was called the Emperor's great grace. Could it be that His Majesty was asked to punish the King of Wei this time? That is because Fang Xuanling did not know how to advance or retreat, and was arrogant because of his favor.
Fang Xuanling, who has been in the officialdom for a long time, would never leave such a mouthful to others.
Although I feel very sorry for my son in my heart, who told this bastard to get into trouble several times, and all of them were big disasters? In other words, His Majesty is so kind. If it were any other dynasty, a charge of beating the prince would be enough to confiscate the house...
"Your Majesty, I have nothing to do with teaching my son, but I am really ashamed and ashamed. I am old and have become increasingly weak in energy recently. I am afraid of delaying your Majesty's military and state affairs. I would like to beg for his bones, retire and return home, so that I can teach my young son to become a useful person in the future.
Serving His Majesty and the Tang Dynasty..."
What Fang Xuanling said was sincere, he really wanted to retire.
A young man enters the Tiance Mansion, a man of his prime joins His Majesty in sweeping the land and unifying the eight wastelands, and an old official shows his nobility and favors. This life is magnificent and will leave a name in history. What else can I ask for?
Besides, he was really old. Not only was his physical strength weak, his eyesight was also declining. Many times when he looked at the memorials, he could only see clusters of handwriting, but he couldn't distinguish them clearly. It was very troublesome, and he had to let his subordinates read them.
Lang Guan must read it carefully.
What he said was true, but His Majesty Li Er didn't think so.
Your son just got into trouble, and you immediately asked to leave. Not because of old age and weak strength, but because you were clearly afraid that someone would severely punish Yu Fang Jun again, so you used a tactic of retreating in order to advance, and playing hard to get.
Needless to say, this must be another damaging move thought up by Fang Jun. Do you think I can't see it?
First, he resorted to a bitter trick to block someone's mouth, and then he used retreat to advance and reconciled with his elders. How could someone have the nerve to punish his son in front of an old minister?
Damn you little thief!
Yes, that's what Li Er thought.
Because Fang Xuanling is a sincere gentleman and will never come up with such crooked tricks. But Fang Jun, who seems to be loyal but is actually treacherous, is not a good bird!
Li Er bit his back molar, feeling so angry that he was itching at all. He quickly supported Fang Xuanling and said, "Why did Xuanling say this? Now that he is in his prime of hearing, he is old and strong, and he has rich experience. How can he give up?"
The burden is just to make yourself happy and leave all these important things to someone? There is no need to say this again."
When Fang Xuanling saw this, she was moved but also helpless. This old bone must continue to shine...
Fang Xuanling sighed inwardly and shouted to Fang Jun: "Why don't you apologize to Your Majesty?"
Fang Jun was stared at fiercely by his father, who seemed to be threatening to start a family fight immediately if they disagreed, so he could only lower his eyebrows and said submissively: "The common people are guilty..."
He currently has no official status and can only call himself a commoner.
Over there, His Majesty Li Er said to himself that although it was not easy to punish Fang Jun, it would be good to make this stubborn man bow his head and admit his mistake. You must know that it is easy to punish Fang Jun, but it is not easy to make him admit his mistake personally.
He was ready to listen to Fang Jun's remorseful words about his mistakes to soothe the anger in his heart. Who knew that Fang Jun just said "the common people are guilty" and closed his mouth without speaking.
His Majesty Li Er was stunned, this... is it over?
I beat one of my sons and hurt the face of another son. Just say "the common people are guilty" and it's over?
Where is your sincerity?
Where is your respect for the Heavenly Family?
Is that the end?
His Majesty Li Er said with a gloomy face: "That's all?"
Anyway, if you say a few more words, I will spare you for the sake of your father's face...
Unexpectedly, Fang Jun raised his head blankly and met his eyes with a cute look on his face: "Ah, it's over..."
His Majesty Li Er was so angry that smoke was almost coming out of his nose. This stubborn guy was seeking death...
Little did he know that Fang Jun was deliberately pretending to be stupid and cute to make him angry. He couldn't chop off his head anyway. Naturally, the more angry he was, the better. It was better to be so angry that he lost his mind and said, "My daughter will never marry."
"Give it to you", that would be perfect...
His Majesty Li Er was so angry that he didn't know what to say, and Fang Xuanling was also angry.
Ma Dan, how did I teach you at home? You are such a bastard with a thick head, and you can’t even remember a few words?
He raised his leg and kicked Fang Jun on the lower back. He said angrily: "What else?"
Fang Jun howled miserably, feeling the pain in his lower back and buttocks like needles and knives, and shouted: "I can't remember..."
His Majesty Li Er's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. Well, Fang Xuanling had obviously taught him this at home, but this bastard was still unwilling to even say anything about being submissive. He was really seeking death!
The emperor's wrath is no joke. If the tiger doesn't show its power, do you think it's a sick cat?
His Majesty Li Er yelled: "Here comes someone!" It doesn't matter who Fang Xuanling is, I'm going to be so angry that I'll beat him first!
Then I heard a crisp call from the door of the hall: "Father, who are you calling?"
A girl in crimson palace attire, with bright eyes and white teeth, walked into the palace with dignified manner and graceful steps.
It is Princess Gaoyang.
His Majesty Li Er was startled: "Shu'er, why are you here?"
Fang Xuanling hurriedly greeted him and said, "Wei Chen has met Her Royal Highness the Princess..." Even if he is a high-ranking noble and has a deep relationship with the emperor, he is still a minister and must abide by the necessary rules.
The princess is also a king, even if she is about to become his daughter-in-law...
Princess Gao Yang lowered her eyes slightly and said softly, "Gao Yang has met Uncle Fang."
Her posture is standard, her manners are dignified, her pretty little face is flushed with a hint of shyness, and she is as ladylike as possible.
I was filled with joy when I saw Fang Xuanling. The daughter-in-law here is not only beautiful and noble, but also has a gentle temperament and is well-educated. I am so satisfied!
Then he said with a smile: "Your Highness, please don't be too polite, or you will offend me."
Princess Gao Yang's long eyelashes fluttered and she said shyly: "It should be..."
Fang Jun watched this girl act and almost spat in her face.
Pack!
Then install it!
Who was that shrewd girl who cornered my friend in the palace that day and said loudly, "I don't like you, you idiot?"
Sorry! Too lazy to pay attention to you...
Fang Jun twisted his mouth and turned his face to one side, not to look at Princess Gaoyang's ridiculous pretending to be dignified.
Who would have thought that this disdainful expression on his face would be caught by Fang Xuanling. Fang Xuanling is so angry! This soul is simply seeking death. If you don't pamper and love such a good girl, you will think of ways to do it.
It's fine if you marry her back home, but what's the expression on your face?
Fang Xuanling was angry. He raised his leg and kicked again. This kick finally hit the right place, causing Fang Jun to "ouch" in pain. His whole body was like a live fish with its belly cut open on a chopping board.
It bounced up and fell heavily again.
His Majesty Li Er was puzzled. He was still pretending to be like this? Wasn't it a trick? Was he really being beaten? When he looked over, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.
Fang Jun did not take off his clothes when he was beaten. After twenty whips were struck, the pants on his buttocks had been broken into strands. They only covered his shameful area, but they were soaked with blood and stuck to his flesh, making it look like a bloody mess.
This is a real fight!
His Majesty Li Er suddenly felt a little regretful about his speculation just now. He thought it was a cruel trick played by the father and son, but unexpectedly, he was judging the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and his mentality became dark.
Of course, the gentleman is Fang Xuanling, and has nothing to do with the little thief Fang Jun...
Then he said: "Xuanling, you are really the one who beats you when you hit him. You should educate the gangster, but why do you need to be so harsh? If you hit him for good or bad, how can you let someone feel at ease? After all, it is the children's will.
Fighting is not a big deal, so why bother?"
After saying this, the anger in my heart was completely gone, as long as I was beaten... As for who hit me, it didn't matter too much.
But Princess Gaoyang was not satisfied.
She stretched her little head and stared at Fang Jun's butt excitedly with her two bright eyes. She was so happy when she saw the bloody one!
It's really great that this mud-legged country bumpkin got a beating. If his father beat him again, would he be disabled? It would be ideal if he was beaten in front of himself. A man would be completely embarrassed in front of a woman.
How could he be willing to marry this woman if he lost face?
But after hearing His Majesty Li Er's words, Princess Gaoyang felt disappointed and knew that her father had no intention of punishing Yu Fang Jun.
Princess Gaoyang was dissatisfied. What she wanted to see was the process of Fang Jun being beaten, not the result of his beating...
Her big eyes rolled around, and Princess Gaoyang suddenly said: "Fang Jun, is Miss Lixue from Zuixian Tower better-looking than me?"
Fang Jun suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing from the back of his neck, and shivered all over. He stared at Princess Gaoyang with a cute and curious face. He instantly understood Princess Gaoyang's sinister intentions and cursed in his heart: "Smelly"
Girl, are you too cruel?
In front of the future father-in-law, Fang Xuanling might not take it seriously when she mentioned that her future husband was fooling around in a brothel, but now his daughter-in-law is a princess, and his own emperor's family is watching indifferently. Your name is Fang Xuanling.
what to do?
No matter what he thinks in his heart, he must give an explanation to Princess Gaoyang and His Majesty Li Er.
What explanation?
I can only beat my son to explain...
Fang Xuanling was a truly sincere gentleman, upright and detestable of romantic affairs. Otherwise, no matter how jealous his wife Lu was, she would not be able to stop him from taking concubines.
Fang Xuanling was already dissatisfied with his son's frequent visits to Zuixian Tower, and then his future daughter-in-law, Princess Gao Yang, forced her into a corner. Fang Xuanling's old face was red with shame, and he said angrily: "This shameless evildoer will be beaten to death."
It’s over!”
In a fit of rage, he was punched and kicked.
Li Er quickly pretended to stop him: "Oh my god, why should Xuan Ling be angry? Young people have a lustful nature, and it's not a shameful thing. Just bear with it, just bear with it..."
He said this, how could Fang Xuanling, a very intelligent person, not know that what he said was ironic? How could he not understand Princess Gaoyang's intention?
But it was because of this scoundrel that he lost face in front of His Majesty, and even more so in front of his future daughter-in-law. So Li Eryue said this, and Fang Xuanling became more ashamed and angry, and the harder he struck, beating Fang Jun until he was howling like a ghost. , tears flowing freely.
Princess Gaoyang pursed her lips tightly, fearing that she would laugh out loud and that her father would be angry with her for stirring up trouble. She secretly looked at her father, but she happened to meet her father's eyes full of joy and approval. look……
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