I heard the voice of the ice cube saying: "So you put this snake in ice and see if it can find a warm hole to hibernate? But the ground here is paved with blue bricks, and it can't find it."
To the cave.”
Fang Jun's voice was very strange: "That's not necessarily true. As long as it is a warm hole, it will automatically get in. Don't believe it? You will see if I am right..."
Chu Yanbo wanted to yell, could you two stop talking nonsense?
Then he felt the cool thing on his leg move, and then move again, and gradually moved from his leg to his crotch.
Which place has a relatively higher body temperature?
But the thing didn't stop, it was still going down, and it actually kept drilling into the place where it was clamped tightly...
What a girl!
Chu Yanbo finally reacted. He felt his head bang and his hair stood up. What a snake!
A snake frozen in ice?
A snake about to hibernate?
Looking for a loving home for your snake?
Where are the warm caves?
Of course there is, my anus must be very warm...
Chu Yanbo collapsed completely. He seemed to have been given an electric shock. He struggled hard on the chair, trying to tighten his legs together, but his ankles were tied apart by ropes. No matter how hard he tried, his legs could not move up.
Yes, the soft and cool snake seemed to have discovered the warmth, and kept crawling towards the chrysanthemum...
Chu Yanbo was already in a state of complete hysteria, crying crazily: "Fang Jun! I hate your grandma! Get his stuff away quickly... Wuwu, Fang Jun, you are my biological father, no, my biological grandfather!"
Fang Jun! Please, take that snake away quickly... Hurry up! It got in..."
The torture chamber was full of filth, with feces and urine flowing everywhere, and was filled with a nauseating stench.
Li Chongzhen covered his nose and watched speechlessly as Fang Jun rolled up a silk scarf soaked in ice water with a stick and threw it away. He thought that this person was too damaged...
However, in fact, there is no difference in the effect between a rolled up silk scarf and a real snake. Just thinking about a freezing snake trying to get into the back door to keep warm, Li Chongzhen's anus tightened instantly...
No one will collapse!
This is much more lethal than chopping your fingers and nailing bamboo sticks on them!
Looking at Chu Yanbo who was still completely collapsed at this time, Li Chongzhen suddenly felt a sense of sympathy...
At this time, Chu Yanbo was like a girl who had been stripped of her clothes and tied to the bed. She was completely defenseless. All her rationality had flown to the sky. The only thought in her mind was to get that dead snake away quickly.
For this reason, he could even expose his own mother's scandal...
Fang Jun covered his nose in disgust and asked in a muffled voice: "Where are you hiding Miss Mingyue?"
Ever since he learned that Zhang Shigui had encircled and suppressed the rebellion of the Liao people, Fang Jun suspected that the Liao people were hiding in Chang'an City and wanted to wait for an opportunity to assassinate Zhang Shigui in order to avenge the bloody vengeance. After all, there were almost thousands of Liao people who died at the hands of Zhang Shigui...
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And at the first moment, Fang Jun suspected Miss Mingyue from Zuixian Tower.
The tattoo on her neck was one of Fang Jun's girlfriends in his previous life. It was an ancient symbol of a southeastern ethnic minority. And the Liao people that Zhang Shigui successively encircled and suppressed were all direct ancestors of several ethnic minorities in the southeast.
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Fang Jun was already 70% sure that Miss Mingyue would be involved in the assassination of Zhang Shigui.
But he didn't think that Miss Mingyue would still stay in Zuixian Tower after the failed assassination. Nothing was absolute. She couldn't guarantee that her actions would not leave any traces. What's more, there were many people involved in this matter.
Not safe.
If someone follows suit, wouldn't it be impossible for her to fly if she stayed in Zuixian Tower?
Even though he asked Li Junxian to go to Zuixian Tower, Fang Jun also knew that it was a useless effort.
If you want to dig out Miss Mingyue, you can only find the person who helps her behind the scenes.
Only this person can possibly know where she hides.
"Wulu Temple..."
Chu Yanbo was completely like a little sheep at this moment, saying whatever he asked.
Although that damn snake no longer crawls between his buttocks, who knows if Fang Jun, the devil, will let it go again in the next moment?
Think about the sharp and slippery snake head getting into your anus...
Chu Yanbo said it was completely unacceptable.
Li Chongzhen looked at Fang Jun with some doubts: "But how did you know that Chu Yanbo had fallen in love with the Mingyue girl and asked him to help get a crossbow?"
"Would you believe it if I said it was a guess?" Fang Jun said casually.
In fact, he just guessed.
People like Chu Yanbo have no shortage of money and no ambitions. The only thing that can be used by women is a beauty trap. This kind of young man from aristocratic families is the most arrogant. He is full of confidence in his charm in front of women. Women only need to be charming.
If you give up, you will make up some small stories sadly and make them believe it.
Anyway, this is how it is played on TV...
But at this time, Chu Yanbo suddenly made a strange request: "Fang Jun...can you not let my father know about this?"
Fang Jun was in a daze. You are so scared. How can you still pay attention to this?
Besides, you dandies, if you have an affair with a brothel fan, will you be afraid of your own father?
Fang Jun rolled his eyes and refused: "Sorry, this is definitely not possible. Your father must have arrived at the palace now, and then I will have to face His Majesty's questioning. If there is no reasonable reason, I will be out of luck... Of course,
Fang Mouyi and Bo Yuntian are the most unkind to friends. If you have a reason that can convince me, I will consider it."
Chu Yanbo smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "Because...my father also fell in love with Miss Mingyue and wanted to take her as a concubine..."
Fang Jun was shocked, you two father and son are actually playing this?
My son hooked up with the woman that my father fell in love with... Although Miss Mingyue must have used a beauty trick to get between the two of them, but you two are in such misery!
"That side of Wulu Temple is the golden house you prepared for Miss Mingyue to hide your beauty, right?"
Fang Jun asked.
"Yes..." Chu Yanbo answered feebly. He was frightened by Fang Jun and said everything...
Fang Jun and Li Chongzhen looked at each other, and the latter immediately said: "I will take people to Wuluo Temple immediately!"
Fang Jun also turned around and walked out, "Let's go together!"
He didn't think Miss Mingyue would honestly stay at the place Chu Yanbo had prepared for her, and this trip would probably be in vain. But it was better than peeing in a pile of shit here, right?
As soon as he reached the door, the soldiers guarding outside hurriedly came in and reported: "Servant Chu Suiliang barged in forcefully, holding the imperial edict in his hand. He was so humble that he did not dare to stop him."
Before he finished speaking, Chu Suiliang's short and fat figure had already appeared at the door.
Chu Suiliang held the imperial edict in his hand and glared at Fang Jun. He said, "You asked for the imperial edict and brought my son into the temple to meet the Holy Spirit. I will naturally explain to your majesty what guilt you are responsible for. Does the Marquis of Xinxiang have any objections?"
Fang Jun shrugged: "It's up to you, but there's no need to explain it to His Majesty."
Chu Suiliang was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"Young Master Ling has already been recruited, why are you even bothering? You'd better go to His Majesty again and ask for grace and forgiveness, otherwise Young Master Ling may have to be exiled to Qiongzhou..."
Chu Suiliang's expression suddenly changed.
How long did it take before your son was recruited?
Needless to say, to make my son confess so happily, he must have used a cruel punishment. The son really couldn't bear it!
Chu Sui was so worried that he pushed Fang Jun away and walked into the execution room.
Just one glance made Chu Suiliang furious!
My son's legs were bare and he was tied to a chair with yellow and white stuff flowing out from under his body. His eyes were covered with a piece of cloth, and his face was a mess with snot and tears.
Chu Sui's conscience trembled. Is this his son? That handsome, proud and handsome son?
Chu Suiliang suddenly turned around and stared at Fang Jun, his face flushed, even his eyes were blood red, the muscles in his cheeks squirmed, he bit his gums and said bitterly: "Fang Jun, you are simply too much!
Whatever the crime is, His Majesty and the laws of the Tang Dynasty will deal with it, so how dare you set up a private court and resort to lynching?"
Chu Yanbo, who was heartbroken, suddenly heard his father's voice, and suddenly it was like sunshine welcomed into the dark world, and he shouted in a hoarse voice: "Dad——"