Fang Jun did not show off his temper with his retinue. He just curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I say Prime Minister Gar, the quality of your retinue is really getting lower and lower."
Lu Dongzan didn't take it seriously. He still smiled and said politely: "I made Erlang laugh. These subordinates are blind and ignorant of your talent and reputation. I'm sorry for the offence!"
"To vent your anger on them? That's not a big deal. Isn't this the same as lowering your status?"
Fang Jun said with a smile, and then added: "If you offend me, Prime Minister, we have equal status, and I will have to cheat with you and beat you up!"
Lu Dongzan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I am a foreigner, how dare I be rude in the imperial capital of Chang'an without any reason? Erlang was joking... I invited the prince of Hejian County this time to drink and talk again. I wonder if Erlang is willing to show his respect.
Let’s have a drink together?”
Mentioning the prince of Hejian is to put pressure on Fang Jun. Boy, I have a good relationship with your royal family and prince of the Tang Dynasty. Don't look for trouble...
"Prince of Hejian County?"
Fang Jun rolled his eyes and his heart skipped a beat.
It is said that in history, His Majesty Li Er agreed to the Tubo marriage and married Princess Wencheng to Tubo Zampo Songtsen Gampo. However, Princess Wencheng was not His Majesty Li Er's biological daughter, but a clan daughter. Some historians inferred that,
This Princess Wencheng is most likely the daughter of Hejian County Prince Li Xiaogong...
During this marriage in history, His Majesty Li Er was stimulated by his words as the backbone of the country, and got mixed up with Huang.
So what is Lu Dongzan doing here again this time?
Why did you find Li Xiaogong again?
Although Li Xiaogong has a very high status, he has no influence in the court. Probably because he avoids suspicion. He never gets involved in political affairs and always thinks hard about what tricks he can use to taint himself, which made His Majesty Li Er lower his guard and fear...
Speaking of self-destruction, Fang Jun also did it, but compared to Li Xiaogong, it really pales in comparison.
In the sixth year of Wude, Du Fuwei's general Fugong rebelled against the Tang Dynasty, killed Wang Xiongdan, and led his troops to occupy Huzhou. Xiaogong led his troops to Jiujiang, and Li Jing, Li Ji, Huang Junhan, Zhang Zhenzhou, and Lu Zushang were all under his command. Fugong
Er was so poor that he gave up Danyang and fled. Xiaogong sent cavalry to pursue him, and captured Er Gong in Wukang. He killed Kan Leng, the governor of Yuezhou, and Jiangnan was pacified.
He was appointed the Governor of Yangzhou, and all the states in Jianghuai and Lingnan came under his control.
After the Sui Dynasty and the rebellion, except for Li Shimin who led troops across the country, only Li Xiaogong could take charge of his own affairs and achieve great achievements.
Li Xiaogong defeated the big bandits twice, starting from the Huaihe River in the north, encompassing the Yangtze River in the east, and crossing the mountains to the south, all under his control.
Whether it is Li Yuan, or Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin, it is inevitable that there will be some suspicion of the master of great achievements. This is inevitable and human nature. Li Xiaogong is well aware of this. Therefore, he claimed to use his reputation to show off his reputation.
He built a house in Stone City and set up outposts to patrol to protect himself. Someone falsely accused him of treason, so he was summoned back to the capital. He was investigated and questioned by the relevant departments. Since there was no evidence, he was pardoned and became Zong Zhengqing.
How could there be evidence? Li Yuan understood that this was his nephew trying to tarnish his reputation and express his feelings to himself...
Li Xiaogong, this is a capable, courageous, and extremely visionary person.
Lu Dongzan invited Li Xiaogong to a banquet. What was the purpose of this?
Thinking of this, Fang Jun nodded happily and said: "As I wish, since the Prime Minister is so kind, how can I refuse rudely? Otherwise, it will chill the Prime Minister's heart. So, let's go quickly, don't let the prince stay for a long time.
wait……"
Lu Dongzan was a little dumbfounded...
Boy, I'm just being polite and reminding you that we also have backgrounds. Don't provoke me for nothing. Why did I sincerely want to invite you to the banquet?
This face is too thick...
Lu Dongzan was helpless. He had already spoken. Should he say "I was just joking with you" now? If that was the case, he could guarantee that the bastard in front of him would get angry on the spot and even beat himself up severely.
.As for what involves disputes between the two countries, provoking protests in Tibet, or even triggering a war, will this bastard care about this?
Anyway, he had his back against a big tree, so no matter how much he misbehaved, no one could do anything to him.
Lu Dongzan really had a headache, and he secretly regretted it. Why did you say that I was a bitch? I couldn't have just walked in. Why did I have to say hello to him?
It's your own fault...
Now that things have come to this, no matter how reluctant you are, you can't refuse.
Lu Dongzan could only force out a smile: "Erlang is famous all over the world. He is a famous person today. If you are willing to reward me, I can only ask for it..."
Fang Jun laughed loudly, looking very proud, and patted Lu Dongzan affectionately on the shoulder: "This is true. If you don't believe me, go and ask. If you want to invite someone to have fun and have fun in Chang'an City,
The queue can reach as far as Chengtianmen! But is it so easy to invite someone? It means I feel like old friends at first sight with the Prime Minister, so I will reward you with face!"
Lu Dongzan smiled, and his smile was uglier than crying...
At the same time, I secretly wondered, I am considered a smart person, but why do I always feel defeated in front of this guy?
Then, he came to a conclusion.
It is true that he is a smart person, but he wants to be shameless. Facing this shameless Fang Erlang, he will naturally be frustrated and restrained in every aspect.
It turns out that people who are shameless can be invincible!
Fang Jun never expected that his ridicule would lead Lu Dongzan to understand the essence of "Houheixue", and later apply this experience to the officials of the Tang Dynasty, causing great trouble.
This group of old academics in the Tang Dynasty who spoke of benevolence, morality, propriety, justice and shame were so angry that they vomited blood...
Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi were unwilling to see Li Xiaogong.
Speaking of which, both of them came from the military general system. Both Li Ji and Cheng Yaojin fought side by side with Li Xiaogong. Although they may not be close to each other, their relationship is not distant. But Li Xiaogong is senior, so this
The first time I go out is to have fun, who has the patience to drink with an elder?
However, the two of them are now following Fang Jun. Fang Jun went to find Li Xiaogong. It was not interesting for them to stay together, so they followed together with a sad face...
For the sister of Zuixianlou, if we make a list of the least popular guests, there is no doubt that Fang Jun will be ranked first. But if we make a list of the most popular guests, Fang Jun will definitely be ranked first.
Probably still the first...
In the eyes of these girls, Fang Jun is definitely a love-hate model.
He is talented and well-spoken, and many poems are circulated among Goulan brothels. If he can get one of Fang Er's poems, his net worth will immediately double and skyrocket, and his reputation will shine in Pingkangfang; but at the same time, this guy's temper is notoriously violent.
He doesn't know how to beat or scold these ladies, but he specifically antagonizes other guests, whether princes or ministers, every time he dares to fight with his old fists, which makes the sisters jump around and make the sisters' consumption always go to waste...
Therefore, when Fang Jun appeared in the lobby, he was greeted by countless looks of sadness, love and hate.
This made Lu Dongzan a little confused...
Although Zuixian Tower has survived many twists and turns, the madam has still changed.
Now this person is more in line with Fang Jun's aesthetics. She is Huaxin's age and has natural beauty. Her pretty face is not covered in too much powder. Her fair and smooth face looks very attractive. She is wearing a purple dress with a waist
The limbs are slender and the smile is charming.
It has a lightly cooked taste...
"Prime Minister, Your Majesty has been waiting for you for a long time..."
Surprisingly, Lu Dongzan seemed to be a frequent visitor to Zuixian Tower. As soon as he showed up, the madam came up to him with a pink face and a smile, and greeted him affectionately.
When he turned his eyes and saw Fang Jun, he was surprised and raised his white hands to lightly cover his red lips: "Oh my god! It's Fang Erlang who is actually here? I have heard your name for a long time. The sister in this building
Son, when I see Tian'er chanting your name, I dream of being able to recommend you a pillow, so that I can get one of Erlang's poems, or a line of fame, and escape from this sea of suffering..."
I've seen people who can talk, but I've never seen people who can talk like this.
Fang Jun looked up and down at the madam who looked a little too young for her age, and smiled: "Sister, please don't make fun of me. I'm a real person. I can't help but take your flattery seriously. If you believe it, you're being sentimental. I'll do it in the middle of the night."
He got into my sister's bed, but you don't want to catch him and report him to the police."
"Kick-kick"
The old bustard laughed so hard that his flowers trembled, adding a bit of charming charm to his beauty. He leaned forward and said with a sweet smile: "Look what you said? The slave family can't even wait for it. If Erlang doesn't despise the slave family,
If you are old and young, you can give the slave family a chance to express their love. That is really a blessing cultivated in the past life..."
The beauty is like jade, the jade body is like crisp, a faint fragrance fills Fang Jun's nose, which makes Fang Jun, who has not known the smell of meat for a long time, feel warm in his heart, and his hand subconsciously wraps around the slender hand that can be held.
I pinched my waist hard...
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone saying from the balcony on the second floor: "Min Niang, please don't provoke this boy again. This is my future niece-in-law, please let him go. Boy, don't let me get out of here."