This matter was just a whim of Fang Jun. Lu Dongzan talked about highland barley wine, and then associated highland barley wine with the later American policy of controlling small countries in the Middle East, so he came up with this idea. But if you want to implement it, naturally
Careful planning is inevitable.
But as soon as he returned home and spent a sleepless night alone, His Majesty Li Er sent a chamberlain to call him...
The auspicious snow is beginning to clear, and the weather is overcast and cold.
The maids and chamberlains in the Tai Chi Palace seemed to be afraid of the biting cold. They all hid in their own rooms or the master's bedroom and did not come out to wander around, making the Tai Chi Palace in Nuoda look empty.
In the study room of Shenlong Palace, His Majesty Li Er was wearing a set of regular clothes with wide robes and long sleeves. He stepped barefoot on the thick Persian carpet where Fang Jun paid tribute. Bone charcoal was burning in the room, filled with a faint fragrance.
Warm and cozy.
There is an open memorial on the desk, with the slightly messy Four Treasures of the Study next to it. The brush is dipped in ink, but it is just placed casually on the inkstone. It is obvious that His Majesty Li Er was just commenting on the memorial.
"I wonder what important matter your Majesty has summoned your ministers to come here for?"
The distance from Chengtian Gate to the Divine Dragon Hall is not close. Along the way, the cold air has already entered the body. As soon as he entered the room, the warm air collided with the cold air he carried, making Fang Jun shiver.
His Majesty Li Er put his hands behind his hands and snorted when he heard the words: "Is it important? If it is really important, how can you, a hairless little kid like you, be the one to advise?"
"..." Fang Jun was choked and speechless. He subconsciously touched his lips, only to find that a thin layer of hair grew out, symbolizing the masculinity of men. The beard has not yet formed. But speaking of it, his body is strong.
He is very strong and strong, and obviously well developed, but his beard is not thick, which is a strange thing.
Anyone who is strong and physically strong must have a lot of body hair, and he is an anomaly, or maybe he is not yet old...
But even if we don't do our job well with our words, then why did you call us here so early in the morning?
Fang Jun remained silent, neither recognizing himself as a kid nor refuting.
Isn't there a saying that silence is the best resistance...
He didn't speak. His Majesty Li Er didn't know what was going on, so he didn't speak. One of the monarch and his minister lowered their heads to count ants. Of course, there shouldn't be such things in the Dragon Palace in the winter... The other was leisurely and contented, looking up at the beams.
Both of them have stubborn tempers, and no one can bear to bow his head first.
Even though His Majesty Li Er is the emperor, Fang Jun is not afraid either. If you say that I am a little kid and not qualified to take part in important matters, then I should just say nothing. Is it possible that I am not guilty for speaking, but guilty for not speaking?
?
Gradually, His Majesty Li Er felt slightly annoyed.
It's not that his energy-raising skills are not as good as Fang Jun's, but that he feels a little annoyed. Don't you have any fear of imperial power? You actually play tricks on me!
At this time, Wang De led several palace maids to bring breakfast on a red sandalwood tray.
"Everyone, it's time for breakfast." Wang De bowed slightly and said respectfully.
"Yes." His Majesty Li Er responded, without looking at the serious Fang Jun, and sat directly in front of a softly painted and carved kang table.
The maid placed the four side dishes on the table one by one, and then served a bowl of fragrant white rice porridge to His Majesty Li Er.
Fang Jun had some insomnia last night and slept a little late. As soon as he got up early in the morning, His Majesty Li Er sent someone to call him, so he didn't have time to have breakfast. At this moment, he lowered his head and remained silent, but he was smelling the fragrance.
With the smell of white rice, I heard His Majesty Li Er chewing a piece of something that was probably a pickled cucumber or a pickled radish. I couldn't help but swallow hard, and my stomach rumbled softly...
This leader is too careless!
They called us here early in the morning, and they didn’t say anything when they came. I had to watch you while you were eating. This is so inhumane!
I silently cursed in my heart, cursing His Majesty Li Er for being scalded by the hot porridge and making his mouth full of bubbles...
There was a sound of light footsteps coming from the door behind him.
Then, a soft and delicate voice sounded in my ears: "Hey, Fang Jun, why are you standing there stupidly? Why don't you have breakfast? Did you come here after breakfast?"
Fang Jun turned around, and a beautiful and clear smile appeared in front of him. It was Princess Gaoyang whom he had not seen for many days.
This girl is also a grown-up girl, and her hair is becoming more and more beautiful. She has her long black hair combed into a bun on her head, revealing her crystal-clear jade ears. She wears a short-collared light yellow skirt, which makes her neck white and slender.
With picturesque eyebrows, a beautiful nose and a cherry mouth, his whole body is filled with an aura of youth and beauty. No wonder this man in history was able to seduce eminent monks such as Bianji. They were willing to break the precepts and fall into the world of mortals, indulging in the gentle countryside and losing their lives.
…
Fang Jun was stunned...
Seeing Fang Jun staring blankly at her, Princess Gaoyang felt sweet and shy at the same time. After hearing last night that her father was going to summon Fang Jun early this morning, she got up early in the morning and made breakfast neatly.
To tidy up.
"Hey, does it look good?"
Princess Gao Yang held her little hands behind her back and walked like a cat. She walked gently in front of Fang Jun, raised a pretty face, bit her red lips, and asked softly.
I have never seen Fang Jun be so arrogant in front of me. It seems that he doesn't care about his appearance...
I felt a little happy in my heart.
Fang Jun was still in a daze, thinking about the meaning of what Princess Gaoyang just said...
"It looks good...no! I mean, what did His Highness just say? Do you want me to have breakfast?"
"Yes!" Princess Gaoyang said with a delighted smile and a red face: "My father decided to summon you last night, so I got up early this morning and specially made some side dishes and porridge for my father.
The emperor enjoys it with you..."
I feel a little proud in my heart. It seems that Sister Changle’s words really make sense!
This guy with a dark face has never had a good attitude towards me, probably because she likes those gentle and virtuous lady-type girls, but she has always been willful and unruly, and she loves to go against him. How could she be like this?
What about making him fall in love with me?
I just woke up early and made breakfast. As expected, this guy's impression of me changed drastically!
However, Fang Jun was thinking about something else...
"In other words, the breakfast your Majesty is enjoying now was actually made specially for me by Your Majesty..."
"How do you talk?" Princess Gaoyang pouted, turned her back to His Majesty Li Er, winked at Fang Jun, and whispered: "You want to die! I did it for my father, and you just took advantage of it.
That’s all, you idiot, don’t you understand?”
Why does Fang Jun care about this?
The prince suddenly became angry. He took a step around Princess Gaoyang in front of him, walked up to His Majesty Li Er, and asked: "Since the breakfast prepared by Her Majesty the Princess for the little minister, how come your Majesty can enjoy it, but let the little minister enjoy it?"
Are you just staring at me and starving?"
"Eh?" Princess Gaoyang blinked her big eyes and looked at Fang Jun and then her father in confusion. Why didn't his father tell him that I had prepared this meal?
His Majesty Li Er took a sip of porridge, then put a piece of green pickled cucumber into his mouth, chewed it loudly, and then said slowly: "I see you seem to be thinking about life.
Therefore, I did not interrupt your train of thought, and wanted to wait until you had finished thinking before inviting you to have a meal with me! Hey, are you very hungry?"
Fang Jun almost exploded with anger!
This old emperor is really sinister...
If you don't ask me to eat with you, am I stupid or something? If you dare to make a noise, you have to compete with the emperor for food. I still think the whip is not strong enough and the paddle is not painful. I want to die or what?
But don’t worry about it now! The emperor obviously wanted to take revenge on himself for always irritating him, so he got it back now.
Is this called one emperor through the ages?
Your uncle's...
Without saying a word, Fang Jun sat down. Fortunately, he still knew a little etiquette. He did not sit directly opposite His Majesty Li Er, but sat sideways. Then he glared at Wang De and said, "Here it is for me.
Serve rice!”
Wang De understood the cause and effect, and naturally saw that His Majesty wanted to embarrass this boy. He also knew that Fang Jun seemed to be angry with him, but in fact he was just expressing a small dissatisfaction with His Majesty, and was not deliberately targeting anyone, so he did not
Angry, he took the bowls and chopsticks that had been prepared on the side with a smile, and personally served a bowl of porridge to Fang Jun: "Master Hou, please have a meal!"
Seeing Wang De's pretentious look, Fang Jun himself laughed angrily, and after finishing the bowl, he subconsciously said: "Thank you!"
Then he picked up the chopsticks, glanced at His Majesty Li Er who had no expression on his face but had a smug look in his eyes, moved his neck, and then... start!
This move shocked several people present!
No matter high or low, everyone lives in the palace. Naturally, they must abide by the etiquette in everything they say and do. There must be a standard for sitting and lying down, not to mention the dining ceremony, which is the most important in Chinese etiquette. How often have I seen someone in front of me?
Is this how you eat in front of His Majesty?
But when I saw this man, he was like a wind and a lingering cloud. He took a few mouthfuls of a bowl of porridge and picked up several side dishes for rice. He was slurping while eating and drinking. In the blink of an eye, the bottom of a small pot of fragrant white rice porridge was on the table.
The few plates of side dishes served seemed to have been swept away, with only a few remains left on the bottom of the plate...
When Princess Gaoyang saw this, instead of feeling that Fang Jun was rude and disrespectful, Princess Gao Yang felt a little complacent. The food she cooked must have suited his taste, so she ate so much, and her heart was naturally filled with a tender feeling of satisfaction...
It is not that His Majesty Li Er has never seen people who can eat. Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde, etc. are all people with belly as big as the sky. However, those who can eat so much in front of him have been in the past ten years.
no more.
Did this man really never think that he was an emperor with the power of life and death?
Somehow, instead of being angry at not being respected at all, the Supreme Being in the World felt a little sad and a little relieved in his heart...