Well done, who has nothing to do to provoke that Tyrannosaurus rex?
Fang Jun was also helpless.
In the past, he was bullied by others, so why not fight back? It is not his character to swallow his anger. But this time, Fang Jun felt that he was great and noble, just like a saint, challenging the autocratic imperial power for the sake of freedom and democracy. …
Well, the word "challenge" is a bit too much, it can be considered a remonstrance at best.
Fortunately, this was the Tang Dynasty, and feudal autocracy had not yet reached its peak. There was still an atmosphere of freedom, both in the court and among the people. People could discuss state affairs freely and even point fingers at the superior emperor. As long as there is no ulterior motive to slander, it is usually no big deal.
If it were placed in the Ming and Qing dynasties, according to what Fang Jun and His Majesty Li Er said, "Absolute power leads to absolute corruption", at the very least it would be a crime of "disrespect". If someone was targeted by a political enemy, his home would be confiscated and he would be sent to the army. It's appropriate...
Since the environment allows it, then of course he has to say that he does not have the noble sentiment of "I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood", but he works hard to make the people of this dynasty and empire live a better life without risking their lives. , he will still do it.
Princess Jinyang also imitated the royal doctor and used a pair of small hands to massage Fang Jun's back. However, she had no strength, and her small hands were warm and soft. Instead of feeling any relief, Fang Jun was covered all over by her. itch……
The imperial doctor stood aside and didn't care.
Strictly speaking, this behavior of Princess Jinyang is extremely inappropriate. After all, she is a young girl who has not left the palace and is a royal princess. She must avoid suspicion in front of adult men. Even her own father and brother, such behavior seems a bit... Too intimate.
However, Princess Jinyang is so cute, and her cute little face makes people unable to bear to criticize her even a single word. Besides, as an imperial doctor who can move around the palace, she naturally knows how affectionate Princess Jinyang treats Fang Erlang. Thick, the little girl is so small, and as pure as a piece of crystal clear, it is really hard to think of those dirty thoughts.
Fang Jun endured the itching on his back, turned his head, looked at Princess Jinyang's serious face, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your life-saving grace, Your Highness. If Your Highness hadn't come to the rescue today, probably next year's day would be for me." It’s the death anniversary…”
The little princess smiled brightly, put her little face in front of Fang Jun, and proudly asked for credit: "Really?"
Fang Jun deliberately pretended to be serious: "It's more real than pearls! Your Highness's life-saving grace will be unforgettable by me! His Highness was worried about his life and went through fire and water through wind and rain. I will swear to serve you to the death!"
This kind of adult-like speech really made Princess Jinyang very happy. The more naive a child is, the more she yearns for others to treat her with an adult attitude. The sense of accomplishment that comes from being recognized is better than any toy. Not available!
The little princess excitedly touched her hands, blinked her big eyes, and said full of hope: "Last time, my father asked my brother-in-law to come to the palace to play with me. Brother-in-law, why didn't you agree? It would be great if he came to the palace. , play with Sizi during the day, and tell stories to Sizi at night..."
As she talked, the little princess looked resentful, and she was very worried about Fang Jun's refusal to enter the palace.
Fang Jun was sweating a little: "Your Highness, Wei Chen cannot enter the palace! Despite what the Emperor said, if Wei Chen really comes every day, the Emperor might kill Wei Chen!"
Just kidding, what kind of place is a palace?
His Majesty Li Er has a large group of wives, big and small, all crowded in the harem, and there are also many underage princesses. Fang Jun, a tall and thick old man, goes in and out of the palace all day long to peek at the palace, and His Majesty Li Er is not allowed to cut him into pieces. piece?
Princess Jinyang did not take it seriously. She held her hands carelessly for a while and said in a delicate voice: "How could it be! My father said it himself last time, if Sizi likes to play with you, he will castrate you and transfer you to the palace! Father Jingkou Yuyan, how can you refuse to pay? Oh, by the way, what is castration, brother-in-law?"
Looking at Princess Jinyang's beautiful face and eyes full of curiosity, Fang Jun almost fell from the soft couch to the ground.
Castration?
Li Er, Li Er, you are too poisonous!
The imperial doctor behind him couldn't help it, and burst out laughing immediately. After laughing, he looked at Fang Jun's dark face, and his heart trembled. He quickly suppressed his smile and said awkwardly: "The injury is not serious. It's serious, Erlang just needs to be careful not to overwork himself, it should be fine. Well, I'll take my leave..."
After saying this, the doctor quickly packed up his medicine box and left in a hurry.
It’s just the shoulders that keep shrugging, showing how lucky it is to hold back laughter at this moment...
"Hey, brother-in-law, you look so ugly..." Princess Jinyang blinked her big eyes and looked at Fang Jun strangely: "Is your butt hurting again? Sizi, please rub it for you. Oh, such a big person You have to be stronger and don’t always be afraid of pain... What does castration mean when you talk about it?"
The little princess stretched out her hand to rub Fang Jun's hand, humming in her mouth, and then asked again.
How to explain this?
Fang Jun was a little annoyed, but more importantly, he was worried. If he didn't explain, I'm afraid the little girl would keep asking questions. If he mentioned this matter when asking others, Fang Jun would be really embarrassed!
But he thought about it over and over, but couldn't think of a suitable way to say it.
The little girl is too young and has no idea about the bodies of men and women. The physiological explanations are totally unacceptable. How about simply cutting off the peeing penis? But this is a princess, and she is usually surrounded by those who have no eggs. Waiter, who knows if she has ever seen such a thing as Tintin?
What a real headache...
*****
In the end, Fang Jun could not come up with a suitable explanation to explain the phenomenon of "castration", so he had to run away when Princess Jinyang asked.
After returning to the house, the worries in my heart were completely put away.
This sudden wave of impeachment almost cut in half the plan Fang Jun had designed for himself. If he falls in this wave of impeachment, it can be predicted that he will be abandoned in the world for a long time in the future. Outside the core class of the Tang Empire.
Although it is impossible for him to enter this level now...
But the next focus of the empire must be the Eastern Expedition to Goguryeo. If he holds the position of Canghaidao Marching Chief, he will be able to occupy a favorable position during the Eastern Expedition. Regardless of the success or failure of the Eastern Expedition, one of his feet will already be there. Entering the core class of this empire.
At that time, it was time for Fang Jun to pursue his dream.
Without corresponding status and qualifications, no matter how strong your abilities are, you will never get the chance to display them.
While Fang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't know how many people had no sleep tonight...
Zhao Guogong Mansion.
After returning to the mansion, Changsun Wuji locked himself in the study and ordered no one to disturb him.
He must calm down and think about something carefully.
The criminal evidence of various officials that Fang Jun took out was obviously given to him by the emperor. But where did the emperor get it?
If the real emperor had an army lurking in a dark corner, always spying on the civil and military forces of the dynasty, it would be... frightening, like a ray of light on his back!
As soon as he thought about what he thought was a secret thing, but the emperor had already seen it clearly, Changsun Wuji felt a panic that was close to collapse! Who can not have some little thoughts? But these little thoughts, extremely
It is possible to dig a grave for yourself, and you can be undone at any time!
Is it "Hundred Riders"?
Or is there another force?
No matter what, until the situation is unclear, all thoughts must be hidden...
It wasn't until the sky turned completely dark that Changsun Wuji called for someone to come in and light the lamp, and at the same time ordered someone to fetch Changsun Heng'an.
After a while, Changsun Heng'an came to the study and closed the door behind his back.
Changsun Heng'an is the second brother of Changsun Wuji. His appearance is different from that of Changsun Wuji. He appears to be very rugged, strong and powerful.
He once held an official position of being a general, but he resigned long ago and became an official. He was responsible for taking care of various properties of the eldest son's family, and was the core figure of the eldest son's family.
"Silang, what's important?" Changsun Heng'an sat on the couch and asked in a deep voice.
Changsun Wuji looked sternly, looked at his brother, and said slowly: "Stop everything. Tomorrow, my brother will set off to Jiangnan to discuss a business with the Jiangnan nobles."