Chapter 799 Draining from the bottom of the pot (Part 2)
Looking at the furious His Majesty Li Er, Fang Jun was dumbfounded.
Didn't I just kneel down and say long live long live long live, long live long live, long live long live, long live long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, if you are afraid of being slapped on my butt, you think I am willing? There is gold under the man's knees, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to his parents, I will kneel to you.
Is it okay to shorten your life?
This becomes a traitor, right?
Fang Jun didn't know what to say at all, but deep down in his heart, he admired His Majesty Li Er.
Vanity is human nature, everyone has it, and it is impossible for His Majesty Li Er not to be without it.
But His Majesty Li Er clearly knows that a person's knees may not be convinced, but his heart may not be convinced; he may say long live, but his heart may be cursing him to die early...
People don't play these empty tricks, what they want is to rely on their own wisdom, talent, martial arts, culture and military strategy to make thousands of arrogant soldiers have the word "submit" in their hearts, so that if you go east, they will obediently go east.
If I ask you to catch the dog, you won’t dare to chase the chicken!
Yes, that’s the momentum!
The magnificent momentum of the Tang Dynasty!
This is called domineering!
This is called one emperor through the ages!
As for some great emperors who enslaved a group of slaves with broken spines by shaving people's hair and brutally suppressing them, hehehe...
At this moment, Fang Jun was sincerely convinced.
Why was the Tang Dynasty able to dominate the world and dominate the world?
It's not that the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty were strong, their armor was strong, or their Godoli was strong, but it was because they had an emperor who was magnanimous and domineering!
How magnificent, Your Majesty Li Er!
Fang Jun's heart was filled with excitement, he raised his head and looked at His Majesty Li Er happily!
He raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Fang Jun, plead guilty!"
Well……
The furious His Majesty Li Er was stunned. This Fang Jun was not afraid of someone?
The emperor's wrath and blood flow are definitely not deceiving people!
As an emperor who is in charge of the universe and decides life and death, just think about it and you will know how powerful he can be when he is angry!
Look at Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi next to them. The two gangsters who were usually fearless were now silent under Li Er's power, shivering and shrinking into a ball.
But this Fang Jun actually dared to look at Gen Mou?
How can you be so frank in confessing your crime?
And, not only that.
His Majesty Li Er discovered that Fang Jun's eyes were clear, and he could even clearly see the admiration, reverence, and adoration revealed in his clear eyes!
Just like a son facing his majestic father, like a soldier facing an invincible commander, more like a child facing an indomitable hero!
That kind of unabashed admiration and admiration naturally spread out.
His Majesty Li Er was shocked, and his anger quickly disappeared.
This look is more effective than kowtowing thousands of times, saying long live the emperor, and flattering thousands. In the face of such an adoring junior who respects oneself, no matter how angry he is, he can’t get angry.
come out!
After all, His Majesty Li Er is still a human being, and he has restrained his vanity very well, but after all, it exists...
Although His Majesty Li Er didn't know why he could get Fang Jun to treat him like this just by denounced the slander, but based on his experience, he could tell that this guy was definitely not a hypocrite.
I feel more comfortable than the cup of tea brewed by the palace master I just drank...
Once the anger is gone, the fire will naturally not be able to spread.
But Li Er didn't want to let Fang Jun go just like that. This guy was so lawless and he had to be taught a lesson.
"Tell me, what crime have you committed?"
His Majesty Li Er glared at Fang Jun and said.
Who is Fang Jun? In his previous life, he was able to make a career in the officialdom thanks to his civilian background. At the very least, he is very good at reading people's hearts. You can see the clues from the subtle changes in His Majesty Li Er's tone.
To be honest, that look in his eyes is not only a true expression of his heart, but also contains a little bit of showmanship. If it is completely false, it is absolutely impossible for His Majesty Li Er to not notice it. It seems to have a good effect...
Fang Jun thought for a while and said tentatively: "The crime is breaking into the palace without permission?"
Li Er stared at him with evil eyes.
Fang Jun looked at the two quail-like brothers beside him and said: "The crime is that you smashed up Cao's boudoir?"
His Majesty Li Er felt that the anger he had just dissipated had gradually begun to gather.
Damn, this guy is so stupid. He talks about trivial details and never mentions his biggest sin.
Looking at His Majesty Li Er's face, Fang Jun could only sigh: "The crime is that he disobeyed the imperial edict and returned to the city privately..." It seems that His Majesty Li Er still has no intention of letting him go, Ku Ye...
Li Er was speechless. Why didn't this Fang Jun notice that he was so naughty before? His speech became much smarter, but he didn't obey the imperial edict? You were obviously disobeying the edict, okay?
Although they sound similar, they are definitely different in nature!
Disobeying the imperial edict has some meaning in it, such as "unable to obey the will due to special circumstances".
But if you disobey the decree, it is serious in nature, you are contempt of imperial power! In the Ming and Qing dynasties, there was absolutely no discussion about having your head chopped off! Even in the Tang dynasty, the minimum punishment would be to be exiled to the army for three thousand miles!
Cheng Chubi and Li Siwen buried their heads and did not dare to say a word, but their hearts were filled with huge waves, and their admiration was like the endless flow of a river...
The second roommate actually dares to talk nonsense in front of His Majesty. What kind of courage is this?
Let’s take a look at the second generation nobles of Chang’an City. Which one of them doesn’t tremble and shrink his eggs in front of His Majesty?
But with this courage, he can be called the first among the second generation of nobles!
That's awesome, my brother Di...
His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth and felt that he couldn't really do anything to Fang Jun. He had never thought of decapitating him or banishing him to the army. After thinking about Fang Xuanling's gray hair and his declining spirit, he couldn't do it either.
The rest can only be beaten with boards, not killed or crippled.
But this guy is thick-skinned and thick-skinned, so he’s afraid of hitting a board?
His Majesty Li Er is a little annoyed. Since conquest by force is not feasible, then we must change our strategy. I want to convince others with virtue!
"Second Fang, you also know that a certain couple treats your father as their own, so they won't kill you. That's why you are so unscrupulous, right?"
His Majesty Li Er's tone became much gentler, but he still stood in front of Fang Jun with his hands folded, condescendingly releasing pressure.
Fang Jun was also a little frightened. After thinking about it, he said: "The common people don't dare, it's just that there is a reason..."
His Majesty Li Er snorted: "I know that you are angry with the King of Han because of your eldest sister. I don't talk to you about superiority and inferiority, but I say that everything has a reason. Have you ever understood the whole story in detail?
Do you know that when King Han reprimands your eldest sister, he is also protecting his majesty as a prince?"
Fang Jun said: "I don't care about that."
His Majesty Li Er said angrily: "Don't you know the difference between right and wrong and the truth?"
Fang Jun blinked, looked at His Majesty Li Er, and said calmly: "I am a stupid person. No matter how many things there are, my habit of doing things has always been to help my relatives but not to deal with them. Whoever bullies my family should not be managed."
You, fight first and then talk!"
Li Siwen and Cheng Chubi were so impressed that they fell into admiration. Damn, I dare you to say...
His Majesty Li Er almost fell over in anger. He raised his foot and gave Fang Jun a hard kick. He kicked Fang Jun on the shoulder and cursed: "Nonsense! He is simply uneducated and has no skills. He can only help his relatives but not take care of himself."
, why do you want to help the manager or not?"
He was kicked, but it didn't hurt very much. Fang Jun didn't care too much. He didn't care if Li Er kicked him again, so he had to kick him back again...
Fang Jun touched his shoulders, scratched his neck and said: "What is a close relative? A close relative is someone who still stands by your side when you are desperate and at the end of your rope! Naturally, you should support and help your close relatives unconditionally! Be reasonable.
When there is a conflict with family ties, what do I care about him!"
His Majesty Li Er stared at Fang Jun, who looked upright, and didn't know what to say.
Helping relatives or not?
No one has ever said this before, but in this era where family blood is more important than anything else, it is absolutely human nature.
So, Fang Jun went to Prince Han’s Mansion to cause trouble, right?
His Majesty Li Er was speechless, feeling very unhappy. He suddenly said arrogantly: "Pull them all out, give each of them 50 pieces, and beat them outside the hall so that someone can hear the noise!"
If you, Fang Jun, are not unreasonable, can you still speak plausibly?
So-and-so won't reason with you anymore and just beats you. What's going on?
This time it's Fang Jun's turn to be dumbfounded. The emperor won't reason with you. What the hell is there to say?
As long as you don't want to do anything like "candle shadow shaking red" in this Dragon Palace, you can only accept the beating...
Young Master Xu said
This chapter was written so that no one would come out to criticize it. It seems that at the beginning, Li Er was too perfect, surpassing almost all emperors... But I don’t care about that, I am Li Shimin’s fan! If you don’t agree, vote!