"If you don't know, get out! Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, what else can you order?"
Fang Jun cursed.
Liu Rengui chuckled, turned around and walked out, and touched a piece of freshly fried fish steak. You can scold him if you want, he was lucky to be able to eat food that the Marquis himself cooked and prepared.
Fang Jun said angrily: "If you eat without washing your hands, I will eat you to death!"
Liu Rengui was startled and quickly stuffed the fish fillet into his mouth. However, the fish fillet had just come out of the pan and the oil temperature was more than 200 degrees. It was so hot that Liu Rengui stuck out his tongue and opened his mouth and spit it out again. It almost made his mouth boil...
…
The cook's job was taken away by the Marquis, so he had to take action, pull out a dining table and put it on the deck, put the dishes and chopsticks on it, and followed Fang Jun's instructions to bring out a puddle of white wine in the bilge and put it in the corner of the kitchen.
I grabbed a handful of saltpeter, made some ice cubes, smashed them, and put them in a basin.
Steamed crabs, prawns and scallops, fried golden fish fillets, stewed white croaker with tender meat, served with ice-cold white wine, the warm light of the setting sun exudes golden color, the sea, the breeze, the blue sky, this is it
Life!
Liu Renyuan drank a glass of ice-cold wine, exhaled slowly, squinted his eyes and praised contentedly: "At this point in life, what else can I ask for? It's a pity that old Xue has no luck to enjoy it, he has to rush to see the ladies!"
During this period, Xue Rengui integrated into the group very quickly. He was capable and good at being a good person. He was not very popular. He was completely different from the expelled Guo Daifeng.
Fang Jun snorted: "You know nothing! How romantic and joyful is it for a man to hold his wife in his arms and love his concubine? You must be jealous, you naked man!"
The Marquis turned on the poisonous tongue mode.
This makes Liu Renyuan so depressed...
Who doesn’t want to hug that tender little beauty and do the things they love every night?
But a few days ago, my family sent me a letter, saying that I had found a match locally, and asked him to take some time to go back and get married. After all, at such an old age, it was time to continue the family line.
Who would have thought that Fang Jun was having a series of affairs and had no time at all. What could Liu Renyuan do? Let alone go back to get married. Even if he was single for the rest of his life, he couldn't leave Fang Jun at this time!
Liu Renyuan decisively changed the subject: "Where is the eldest young master of the Yu Ming family?"
Fang Jun stuffed a peeled prawn dipped in soy sauce, vinegar and other seasonings into his mouth and pointed to the sky with his finger.
Liu Renyuan raised his head and saw a white figure jumping lightly from the top of one mast to another like a big bird, and then observed the knots of the lifting and lowering sails up and down...
"What is he doing?" Liu Renyuan was a little confused.
"This person has obsessive-compulsive disorder. When he encounters something he doesn't understand, he has to study it to understand it, otherwise he won't be able to eat or sleep." Fang Jun said casually.
Liu Renyuan sympathized: "This is a disease and it needs to be cured!"
…
Fang Jun was speechless. How did this guy learn this joke?
The soldiers on the approaching warships looked at this side with envy, and their mouths were watering. But there was no way, they were all naval officers, and no matter how amiable the officers were in the army, they had to pay attention to their superiority and inferiority. This was a
The hierarchy is the most strict place.
Yu Minglei finally understood the mystery behind the sail, washed his hands, and arrived gracefully.
This guy seems to be able to maintain the cool temperament of a jade tree facing the wind at any time and in any environment. His clean and tidy clothes are mainly white, and even if he flies around the mast for a long time, he is still not stained by any dirt.
This is a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
As Liu Renyuan said, this is a disease and must be cured...
Yu Minglei took a sip of wine, looked at the glass goblet in his hand, and praised: "This kind of glass is very good. It is very suitable for this kind of slow drinking. It is very artistic and interesting. If you drink the red one,
Fruit wine would be better, the wine is bright, clear and has a unique style."
Fang Jun didn't know what to say.
When it comes to the enjoyment of life, this person is much better than me. I just pursue comfort blindly and do whatever it takes to be comfortable. In comparison, Yu Minglei is the real aristocrat. After just one glance, I can tell that this is the case.
Goblets and red wine are a perfect match...
Of course, maybe I have seen too much, and this era is simply satisfied with enjoying high-end novelty things. The productivity is too backward, and even an ordinary small city in later generations will be more interesting than all the places in the Tang Dynasty. For those in the Tang Dynasty,
For modern people who have eaten and seen it in the 21st century, these things from the Tang Dynasty are really not good enough and basically unattractive.
Fang Jun feels that he has sublimated spiritually now.
If we no longer have any hope for material enjoyment, we can only passively turn to a higher level of spiritual enjoyment.
To single-handedly change the inherent historical trajectory of this nation and this country is the greatest spiritual enjoyment...
"Where are the two Arabs?"
Fang Jun suddenly remembered those two guys. It seemed that they had not seen anyone since the fleet arrived here.
Liu Renyuan pointed to a warship next to him: "That little monkey is lovesick. He doesn't want to eat or drink. He hides in the cabin and is sad. His servants are frightened and are coaxing him."
Liu Rengui didn't know the reason: "Whose girl do you like?"
Liu Renyuan glanced at Yu Minglei.
Yu Mingli asked curiously: "Why are you looking at me?"
Then he reacted and glared: "Mom! Could it be that you have fallen in love with Xue'er, right?"
No wonder that day on the pier, I felt that the little Hu man was looking at his girl in a weird way, and he actually had such dirty thoughts!
Yu Minglei was furious and got up to deal with the bastard who was thinking about his sister...
Fang Jun sweated profusely and quickly grabbed Yu Minglei: "I'm just thinking about it, what's the big deal? Besides, that little Hussein is an Arab. If he returns to Medina this time, he will never come back again in this life."
In the Tang Dynasty, this is simply a separation between life and death. The goddess in my heart will never meet again in this life. What kind of regret is that? This shows that she is at least a person who values love and justice."
Is there something wrong with the Yu Ming family's genes?
One or two of them are both violent and always want to solve problems with their fists.
But who says people have hard fists? Problems that can be solved with fists are not problems at all...
Yu Minglei said angrily: "You can't even think about it! A barbarian who drinks hair and drinks blood actually dares to covet the girl of my Yu Ming family. He simply doesn't know how high the world is. Let me go and kill all these barbarians to save trouble!"
Fang Jun had a dark look on his face...
He quickly grabbed Yu Minglei, rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, the barbarians are not all just like hair and blood, right? The civilization of the Arabs is not much different from ours, and this little Hussein's father is also a prince.
, his status is not bad!”
Liu Rengui and Liu Renyuan on the side were dumbfounded.
The usually gentle and handsome Master Yu Ming actually has a fiery temper?
Really, people cannot be judged by their appearance...
Fang Jun talked hard and finally gave up Yu Minglei's idea of killing all the Arabs.
He just felt angry and said angrily: "Damn barbarians, you actually ruined my little sister's reputation!"
Fang Jun's brain hurts.
If someone likes your sister, does that mean your sister's reputation has been ruined?
The generation gap of fifteen hundred years is indeed too huge. Even though Fang Jun has traveled a long time, he still cannot fully accept the current social customs. They say that the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty is open, but compared with the 21st century, it is simply
A small witch meets a big witch.
If you like your girl, you have to kill her. Even if the big factor is that you look down on the barbarian, but when you travel to the 21st century, someone compliments your wife on how beautiful she is, or even dances with her in her arms.
Wu, don’t you want to be massacred with bloody hands?
I can't kill you...
Yu Minglei was drinking, glanced at Fang Jun, and said domineeringly: "Since you stopped me, you will have to take responsibility if my sister is not wanted by a good girl in the future!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
Liu Rengui and Liu Renyuan spurted the drinks out of their mouths at the same time. Fortunately, they reacted quickly and did not directly spray the drink on the opposite side of Fang Jun's face.
But Fang Jun's face was already red.
"Why?" Fang Jun simply couldn't understand.
Still carrying something like this?
Yu Minglei said leisurely: "This happened because of you. It was you who brought this little monkey and barbarian here, and it was because of you that he met my sister. My sister's reputation has been damaged, so naturally I asked you to come."