The next day, King Li Tai of Wei invited Fang Jun to come over and attend a banquet.
Fang Jun got up early in the morning and let the maid clean his face and change his clothes. Now he is enjoying this corrupt life more and more. It is said that it is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. Now let him do it If you go back to the next life and live the life of an ordinary person, you will definitely feel uncomfortable...
Even if someone is waiting on me, I still sigh when I change my clothes.
Princess Gaoyang stepped forward and stretched out her delicate hands to straighten her husband's collar, and said curiously: "Brother Qingque invites you to the banquet, why do you look so reluctant? If you really don't want to go, then don't go. alright."
Fang Jun sighed: "You know I actually hate this kind of entertainment, but that brother of yours likes it. What's the point of having banquets in the house all day long? The most annoying thing is that the people he invites are all rotten scholars. , he is invincible when he talks about it, but he is useless when doing things. But if you don’t go, it won’t work. He went to His Highness King Wu’s place the day before yesterday, but today he is in love and won’t go? Your bird brother has a needle-point magnanimity, I can’t help but hate him. Me."
Princess Gao Yang spat: "Brother Que, Brother Que, it's so unpleasant. If he's not happy, then he's not happy. My father won't listen to him and deal with you, so what are you afraid of?"
His Highness has been well moisturized recently, his fair and beautiful cheeks are rosy, his watery eyes are shining brightly, and even his slender green body is gradually plumping up. Between the light anger and the slight anger, there is a slight trace of anger. The ripe charm flows through.
Fang Jun put his arms around the princess's slender and soft waist, put it close to her face, took a sip of perfume, and said with a smile: "How can you be afraid? I think my roommate beat the tiger in Guanzhong with a mallet, or kicked the dragon in Chang'an. I am afraid." Who will come? But he is your brother after all. If there is a quarrel between me and him, wouldn’t it be embarrassing for my princess?"
Princess Gao Yang was a little shy as her husband held her waist lightly, but Fang Jun's words filled her heart with sweetness. This was Fang Erlang with a bad temper. He dared to swing his fist at Li Tai, but now he did it for Afraid that she would be sad and find it difficult to do anything, I had to endure the boredom and follow Li Tai...
A man has gold at his knees, let alone a good man like Fang Jun who would rather break than bend?
If you have a husband like this, what else can you ask for?
Princess Gaoyang's heart was full of tenderness and sweetness, which was too strong to be melted away. She took the initiative to put her jade arms around her husband's neck, put her fragrant lips on her, and lilac secretly exhaled.
Wu Meiniang was watching from the side, her face was a little red, and she urged: "Oh, you two nobles, it's getting late. It's better to wait for the evening if we are so close to each other..."
Princess Gao Yang struggled to push Fang Jun away. Although this hateful guy was pushed away, her long tongue was still reluctant to pull away from the two pink lips...
*****
The carriage arrived at Prince Wei's residence in Yankangfang. The steward in front of the door led the way and took Fang Jun to the flower hall on the side of the main hall.
The residence of Prince Wei was originally the residence of Yang Su, the Duke of Yue State, the former Minister of the Sui Dynasty. During the Daye period, Yang Xuangan, the son of Yang Su, rebelled, and the whole family was executed and confiscated into the palace. During the Wude period, it was the residence of Princess Wanchun. During the Zhenguan period, His Majesty Li Er He gave it to King Li Tai of Wei and renovated it. The entire mansion occupies almost half of Yankang Square. It is luxurious and grand, showing His Majesty Li Er's love for Li Tai.
The mansion's grand halls and terraces are astonishingly welcoming, with gold-paved algae roofs and dazzling glow, which is no less impressive than the Taiji Palace.
In the flower hall, tables and tables were placed in a circle, and everyone knelt and sat on the tables.
Seeing Fang Jun's arrival, Li Tai, whose figure became more and more "round", almost wrinkled his facial features when he smiled. He held Fang Jun's hand to his side and sat down next to him, smiling: "
You wise men have admired Erlang's reputation for a long time, but have never had the opportunity to meet each other. Today, the king is your host, let's have a good chat, and we should get closer to each other in the future."
Fang Jun is extremely uncomfortable with this etiquette of "holding hands" at all times. Are you tired of being held by a grown man? But no matter how tired you are, if you still can't blatantly break away, it will be regarded as extremely rude behavior.
He twitched the corners of his mouth, patched up the marks, and took out his hand from Wei Wang Li Tai's big fat hand, cupped his fist and said: "Your Highness has a destiny, how dare I disobey you? Since you all know that I am drunk and have a false reputation of sweeping across Chang'an, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you today."
, have fun and drink with all of you, and never return until you are drunk!"
Li Tai blinked his little eyes and was stunned.
Mother!
I said you are famous because of your poetry. Who said you can drink well?
Then he realized that Fang Jun didn't want to talk about poetry all the time, but he couldn't refute the reputation of King Wei Li Tai, so he changed his sight. Although he felt unhappy, he could accept it. Who doesn't like Fang Er's temperament?
Xiao? Didn't reject his invitation outright, which made him lose face in front of these literati, even if it was to give himself face...
This is the benefit of "unnamed".
If someone else had said these words, King Wei Li Tai would have turned against him on the spot. I asked you to compose poems but you drank wine. Isn’t it shameful to do so? Not only was Li Tai not angry with Fang Jun, but Fang Jun was
It feels quite honorable to come instead of refusing...
Li Tai can accept it, but others cannot.
Sitting opposite Fang Jun, a middle-aged scribe cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Marquis Huating often boasts that he is nine times more talented than Cao Zijian, who wrote a poem in seven steps, but why doesn't he want to talk about literature? Please
Forgive me for asking abruptly, are you looking down on us?"
Is this considered a provocative method?
Fang Jun glanced at Li Tai and saw that Li Tai was smiling and not stopping him. He nodded to the scribe and said seriously: "Yes, I just look down on you."
The smile on the scribe's face suddenly froze...
Shouldn't this be the routine?
I'm just casually saying a few words to flatter you. How could you admit it so rudely and directly?
The scribe's face turned red and he didn't know what to say. This style of routine was the only one he had seen in his life, and he really had no experience in dealing with it.
A short, fat, dark-faced old man next to him said displeasedly: "Why would Marquis Hua Ting hurt others with his words? We are all sitting together at a table, but we have to keep three points of thin noodles. It is really inappropriate for you to leave no room for it."
Fang Junli ignored him, who the hell are you?
He looked at Wei Wang Li Tai and said with a smile: "Your Highness, let me comment. This dear friend asked me if I looked down on him. I said yes. They said that I hurt people with my words and showed no mercy. But in my heart, I just looked down on him. Could it be that
Do you want me to lie? Well, although Wei Chen is an honest person, since His Highness is hosting a banquet today, why should Wei Chen show favor to His Highness..."
Li Tai's embarrassment, according to what you said, was he originally intended to show favor to me?
I saw Fang Jun clasping his fists at the scribe to apologize: "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at talking. If I offended you just now, I hope you will forgive me. In fact, I have heard of your name a long time ago, and I am really convinced by it. I have admired you for a long time.
, long admired..."
The scribe's face was dripping with blood and he was ashamed.
I have admired your head for a long time!
What the hell are we strangers? I didn’t even give you my name and you’re like a thunderbolt?
This is really more hurtful than the sentence "I just look down on you" just now! His face was a little itchy, the scribe stood up and left the table, and said in embarrassment: "Your Highness, I am feeling a little unwell today, so I will take my leave first."
Wei King Li Tai had no choice but to hold his hands and said: "Thank you, Bachelor, please help yourself."
Then Bachelor Xie hurriedly retreated, he couldn't stay here for even a quarter of an hour...
The short, fat old man's face didn't look good either. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Fang Jun narrowing his eyes slightly and looking at an old man with a tall crown and a rich belt on his left, and asked, "Why do you keep staring at me?"
From the moment he entered the house, he felt as if needles pricking his body.
After sitting for a while, I realized that this was caused by a cold and malicious look...
The problem is that he doesn't know this old man who looks thin and lanky, but why does he seem to have the hatred of killing his father and taking his wife?
King Li Tai of Wei was a little helpless. What was wrong with Fang Jun today? Why didn't he act according to common sense as soon as he came in?
He said: "Erlang, in fact, this is the theme of the king's invitation..."
Halfway through his words, he was interrupted by the old man.
The old man glared back at Fang Jun bitterly, and said in a hoarse voice: "I, Gu Yin, is from Jiangdong. Gu Cong is my cousin, and the Gu family in Jiangdong is my clan. Has the Marquis ever understood this?