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Chapter 93: Uncle's thighs are thick

"Uncle Star Reacher personally opens the door."

"After seeing each other for a few days, my nephew misses me very much."

"Recently, my nephew got a secret treasure called the Two Realm Teleportation Stone, which can be used in conjunction with the Two Realm Teleportation Formation."

"I have searched through Maoshan's classics, but I know very little about the teleportation formation between the two realms. I hope my uncle will come as soon as possible to discuss the plan... My nephew, Zhang Heng, left a letter."

Zhang Heng took the phone and ordered: "Copy my words on paper, seal it in an envelope, and send it to Uncle Star Reacher."

"Brother Heng..."

Wencai said in an aggrieved voice: "Why bother? You have installed the phone at home. I can just ask my uncle to answer the phone."

"No need to worry, Uncle Star Reacher is a classy person."

"Do you understand that when I see a good person, I can answer the phone? Can the phone show my style?"

Zhang Heng didn't want to talk nonsense to Wen Cai: "Go and do it right away. Later I will appoint you as Rongcheng County, City God Temple Street, Street Security Office, and Security Patrol Captain."

Upon hearing this appointment, Wencai immediately became energetic: "Brother Heng, don't worry, I'll do it right away."

"Brother Heng, Brother Heng, I am Ah Wei!"

Before hanging up the phone, someone shouted again: "Wen Cai's handwriting is very poor. You can leave it to me. I only want the deputy captain."

"Brother Heng, Brother Heng, I only want the deputy captain, don't leave it to him."

"Brother Heng, I don't want the vice-captain anymore. I just want a team member. You can leave it to me."

"Brother Heng, Brother Heng..."

"Whose phone number?"

"Master, it's Brother Heng who's calling."

"What did you say?"

Uncle Jiu's voice came from over there.

Wencai and Awei chatted quietly, and Uncle Jiu picked up the phone: "Ah Heng, my uncle will handle this for you. The two of them have no hair on their lips and can't do the job well, so they won't be able to get it done."

"Okay, uncle."

Zhang Heng had a smile on his face, knowing that Uncle Jiu was a person who liked status and face, so he said: "Uncle, I have something to trouble you about. There is a lack of a security captain in Rongcheng. I wonder if you are free.

ah?"

"I'm usually a bit busy, but..." Uncle Jiu paused slightly: "We are senior uncle and nephew. Rongcheng is your territory. It is my duty to take care of it for you."

Uncle Jiu said happily: "Okay, that's it."

In place, the two literary talents were left blaming each other: "It's your fault, it's all your fault, the duck has flown away."

Dagou Town.

A few hours later.

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Hearty laughter came from the sky: "Master nephew, I'm here!"

Zhang Heng went out to take a look, and saw that the charming Taoist standing on the Kongming Lantern could be who he could be if he wasn't Uncle Star Reacher.

"Uncle Master."

Zhang Heng bowed his head.

"hey-hey."

The star-catching Taoist jumped down and landed next to Zhang Heng: "Where is the teleportation stone, show me."

"Uncle Master, go in and talk."

Zhang Heng invited the Taoist Master into the living room, and then took out the teleportation stone: "Uncle Master, this is it."

"Earthy yellow, one inch long, square in the sky and round in the earth, engraved with Dharma patterns."

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing took it over and took a look, nodded and said: "I have indeed seen a mural of this thing in an ancient ruins."

Zhang Heng became more energetic: "Uncle Master, do you know about the two-realm teleportation array?"

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing nodded slightly: "I like to travel around the world and search for various relics. I really know something about the two-realm teleportation array."

"It is said that in the original prehistoric period, all realms were one, and there was no such thing as three thousand big worlds and hundreds of millions of small worlds."

"Later, Gonggong smashed Mount Buzhou in anger, and the heaven and earth were shattered. Emperor Wa patched up the sky. The largest continent became the ancient world of heaven and the earthly immortal world. The remaining slightly larger ones became the Great Thousand Worlds, and the smaller ones became the Great Thousand Worlds.

In the middle thousand worlds, the smallest fragments become the small thousand worlds.”

"The two realm teleportation arrays were originally used to travel between the upper and lower realms."

"Unfortunately, later on, Heaven Realm thought it would be too confusing to leave the teleportation array open and let people come and go at will."

"So the Two Worlds Teleportation Array was canceled and changed to Immortal Ascension."

"As far as we are concerned, we are in the Small Thousand World. Generally, after becoming an immortal, you will ascend to the Middle Thousand World or the Great Thousand World."

"Only after you have succeeded in cultivation and achieved the status of a heavenly being will you have the opportunity to go to the ancient world."

Zhang Heng asked: "Then there should be two teleportation arrays left, right?"

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing shook his head: "It's hard to say, but the last group of people who have seen the two-realm teleportation array should be from various schools of thought."

"In the Qin and Han Dynasties, the theory of ascension became popular. The first recorded person who ascended was Zhang Daoling, the great heavenly master of Longhu Mountain."

"If you calculate it this way, the two-realm teleportation array has been abandoned for at least two thousand years. No one can say whether the teleportation array is still preserved now."

"Of course, the appearance of the two-realm teleportation stone has brought some hope. At night, I will use the method of 'entering the underworld in dreams' to enter the underworld and ask the ancestors if they know anything."

According to legend, there was a heaven in the prehistoric times. This realm was composed of thirty-three heavens and was the center of all realms. The master of the heaven was the Jade Emperor, who was in charge of everything in the world and all living beings.

And under the heaven, there is also the earthly immortal world.

The Earthly Immortal Realm is composed of Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfanbuzhou and Beijuluzhou. It also has overseas blessed lands and hundreds of millions of scattered immortals.

The manager of the Earthly Immortal Realm is the Emperor of the Five Mountains.

The first of the Five Mountains is Dongyue Taishan Emperor.

This emperor is in charge of the 365 gods in the earthly immortal world. All gods who are not in the immortal class and are not qualified to live in the 33rd heaven will be under his control. [Those who live in the 33rd heaven in the heavenly world will be under his control.

The gods will be under the control of Emperor Dongyue’s superiors, the Jade Emperor and the Four Emperors]

The priest's position is: in charge of rewards and punishments, nobles and lows in the human world, and is in charge of the underworld, that is, the king of hell in the ten palaces of the underworld and the immediate boss of the eighteen hells.

What about Maoshan?

Lord Damao is the Nine Heavens Ming True Lord canonized by the Heaven Realm. He takes the post of Dongyue Shangqing, opens his mansion in the Immortal Realm, and assists Emperor Dongyue Taishan in managing the Yin Division.

To put it simply, he was an adjutant sent by Heaven to Emperor Dongyue to help him manage the underworld.

Thanks to the blessing of the ancestor, Maoshan is very popular in the earthly immortal world and the underworld.

Not to mention the distance, the Small Thousand World they are currently in, and the Yins behind it, are connected to thirty-six worlds, including a Middle Thousand World.

Almost all the main priest positions in this underworld of the Yin Division were taken up by the Maoshan Patriarchs of the Ming and Qing dynasties. This is why Uncle Jiu will immediately become the chief executive of the Yin Division Bank as soon as he dies.

As for the two Han Dynasties, the Two Jin Dynasties, the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Tang, Song and Yuan dynasties further back.

The founders of those eras were either working beside Zhenjun Sanmao, or were working in the immortal world, or working in the underworld of other worlds, and they were basically not here.

That night.

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing lit the requiem incense and began to fall into a deep dream.

This is a method of entering the netherworld through dreams. It does no harm to oneself, and you will come back when you wake up from the dream.

"Master, how come I haven't seen the method of entering the deep world in dreams in the Taoist books of Maoshan?"

Zhang Heng and Xu Zhenren were drinking tea and playing chess in the pavilion outside the door, so as not to disturb the Taoist Taoist and disturb his dream.

"It's normal if you haven't seen it before."

Xu Zhenren can play chess, but his chess skills are very average, and he is on par with Zhang Heng: "The method of entering dreams is the inheritance of Ge Zao Mountain. I am afraid that only your uncle in Maoshan can use it."

Zhang Heng sighed: "Uncle Master, he has really learned all over the Taoist sects, and his skills cover both ancient and modern times."

"yes."

Xu Zhenren said with emotion: "Your uncle built the foundation at the age of twenty, and completed the foundation at the age of thirty. If it were the Tang and Song Dynasties, with his talents and talents, he would have returned to the void at the age of forty, become a Taoist at the age of sixty, and completed the foundation at the age of eighty.

It is possible to attain enlightenment and ascend."

"It's a pity that the times have limited him."

"If you hadn't found the two-realm teleportation stone, the only thing waiting for him would be to become a ghost or immortal, or to reincarnate in another world and start over again."

"Both options are very frustrating."

"For ordinary people, being able to cultivate as a ghost and immortal is already a great blessing. But for Star Reacher, being a ghost and immortal is really a humiliation. Ascension in the daytime is his pursuit."

"As for reincarnation, there is no way to say that. When the time comes, who knows what the next life will be like."

"So I really hope he can succeed. If we can find the location of the two-world teleportation array and use the teleportation stone you brought to go to other worlds, I, Maoshan, will definitely have a lot to do."

"To put it aside, Zhaixing, the Three Elders, and some Maoshan Elders have been stuck in this state for decades. It only takes a complete world to break through and return to the void."

"If so, me, your Uncle Qian, and Uncle Lin Fengjiao, we can also have a new creation."

Xu Zhenren's eyes were full of longing.

Speaking of ascending in the daytime, he didn't dare to think about it, and he didn't think he had such a great fortune.

But you can always think about the realm of returning to the void above the foundation, and the realm of joining the realm above the realm of returning to the void.

Even if you can't reach it, it doesn't matter. It's not embarrassing if you think about it. At least you don't have to be stuck like now, like a pig with no way in, waiting to be slaughtered.

Woo woo woo...

A gust of breeze blew by, making the brass bells jingle outside the door.

Afterwards, Taoist Master Zhaixing walked out with a sad face, looking quite depressed.

"Junior brother, how are you doing?"

Xu Zhenren stood up and wanted to ask.

Taoist Taoist Zhaixing shook his head slightly and sighed: "The ancestors said that the teleportation array disappeared with the disappearance of the disciples. Back then, Qin Shihuang also tried his best to search for it, and even sent Xu Fu to search overseas, but in the end nothing was found.

"

"Uncle Master, can we build one ourselves?"

Zhang Heng asked expectantly.

"If I could build it myself, I'm afraid we wouldn't be able to wait for us. Zhang Tianshi went back and built it after he ascended."

"Destroying the two-realm teleportation array and changing it to ascension is the order of the Jade Emperor."

"The ancestors can't help us even if they have methods, otherwise the Great Heavenly Lord will blame us, which I, Maoshan, cannot bear."

Having said this, Taoist Master Zhaixing smiled again: "But it is not without gain. God has the virtue of good life, and there will be a glimmer of hope in everything."

"When the teleportation array was destroyed back then, the Great Heavenly Lord ordered that in every world, one teleportation array could be left undestroyed, as many as in the entire world."

"As for whether it can be found, that is another question, but there is hope after all."

Zhang Heng secretly glanced at Taoist Taoist Zhaixing.

He thought to himself: "As my uncle, it is obvious that he is blessed at first glance. Let him take Uncle Jiu to look for him. He may not be unable to find it."

After thinking about it, Zhang Heng secretly glanced at his master and thought to himself: "Master is in trouble. He has a shabby look on his face. I'm afraid I can't count on him because my uncle's thighs are thick."


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