The round-faced old man was quite reasonable. He knew that it would be bad for both parties to be blocked on the hill like this. If they were blocked like this until dawn, everyone in Dongshan would know that his family had secretly buried someone.
Dou Sprouts came over anxiously and said that you were doing too much damage, just buried it secretly, and blocked our road, please get out of the way.
The face of the round-faced old man changed, and he pointed at Dou Sprout and said: "Hangguang doll (bastard, if my family had money, would they still bury it secretly? You are trying to accumulate virtue with your words!"
I grabbed Douyazi to stop him from talking nonsense, and then said: "Uncle, please calm down, my brother is still drunk, so please bear with me if he doesn't speak well."
The old man nodded and said: "It's better that you can speak, so let's do it. It's easy to go up the mountain but difficult to go down, and it's difficult to go down the slope. You can help us carry the coffin down. That way the road will be clear and you can go home quickly.
Go to sleep."
After thinking about it, I didn't have any other good ideas, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and help others carry the coffin.
Wait until I get under the bar.
The old man shouted: "Are you ready?"
"One, two, three, get up!"
A group of people slowly lifted the coffin.
Although I helped my grandma do a lot of work when I was a child, I almost never carried a carrying pole on my shoulders because my grandma said it was not good to carry a carrying pole because it would make me lose my height.
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Because I had never done it before, I had only taken a few steps when the barre was put on, and I felt the pain on my shoulder, which was very painful.
At the beginning, I held on, thinking that the distance was not far, so I just persisted and I would get there. I never thought that I really couldn't hold on.
After walking twenty or thirty steps, I raised the stall directly.
We were working together to carry the coffin downhill, and I moved my head, which instantly affected several other people.
It's too late to remedy the situation.
As soon as the pole bent, the group instantly lost their balance of gravity. The old lady's big coffin with the Chinese character "Shou" banged! It fell directly from a high altitude to the ground!
This move was so powerful that the body of the old lady wearing a long-sleeved blue shroud rolled directly out of the coffin, like a bicycle wheel, rolling down the slope in circles.
"Sister!"
"My sister!"
The round-faced old man turned pale with fright and ran to catch up.
The old lady's body rolled around a few times and slowly stopped. I realized that I had caused a big trouble, so I hurriedly ran over to say sorry and apologize.
The old man said angrily: "My dear, why are you like this! You broke my sister!"
"You go, it's you who caused the trouble. You go and carry my sister back, put her in the coffin, and let's forget about it."
I turned and looked at the ground.
Do you know the shrouds worn by the dead?
The sleeves were long and the collar was high. The old lady was short and she fell face down. No matter how I looked at it, I felt uncomfortable.
At this time Douya shouted:
"Hurry up, Fengzi, look at the good thing you did, carry this person back quickly, we have to go back to sleep."
I gritted my teeth and thought I'd give it a damn. It's not like I've never seen these dead people before, they're just piles of meat. What's there to be afraid of?
I grabbed the old lady's arm and felt the coldness. I felt that what I was touching was not a human arm but a popsicle.
I picked up the old lady and pushed her up hard.
The corpse's hand looked like it had no bones. Every time I took a step, it swayed back and forth in front of my eyes.
After death, there is just a pile of meat. Although it is cold, the meat will deteriorate if it is not frozen in the refrigerator. The old lady’s face was pressed against the back of my neck, and I could clearly smell a sour smell, a bit like
The taste of Laotan pickled cabbage seasoning bag.
Another point is that the old lady is very heavy. I finally understand why there is a word called "dead heavy, dead heavy".
Douyazai used to fish every day. I am not as strong as him and have no muscles. This is still an uphill road. I feel tired after walking a few steps and I can't help but breathe heavily.
When Dou Sprout saw that I was coming up carrying the old lady's body on my back, he was so frightened that he ran back to the car and slammed the car door.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind me.
"Yunfeng, you are so tired, don't move, I will help you."
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt my body loosen up. Someone picked up the old lady.
"Thank you," I thought it was the other people in the group carrying the coffin.
"Can't you call me Yunfeng? I didn't say my name, right?"
I was puzzled, so I turned around and looked.
This look
Almost scared me to death!
Still dressed in that stupid outfit!
Wearing a long white women's down jacket, a pair of tattered long johns underneath, and a pair of tattered cotton shoes on his feet, this man was carrying the old lady's body on his back and looking at me with a smile!
I am Cao Nima!
I was so scared that I quickly backed away!
He is a super master of the Changchun Club who cannot even beat Brother Yu, Xie Qirong!
When did this madman come from Yinchuan to Yulin? He also ran to Yulin Dongshan!
He still had the rattle with him, but the reason why it didn't make any sound was because he tied the two sides with rope.
"Why are you carrying my sister?"
"Who asked you to carry my sister on your back? Put her down quickly!" the round-faced old man scolded.
I don’t know what Xie Qirong ate at night. I saw that there was still a big red stain on the corner of his mouth, like ketchup. He was carrying the old lady’s body easily. At that moment, he whistled to the round-faced old man: “Your sister is my sister.
, your dad is my dad, who among us follows whom, right sister?"
As he spoke, Xie Qirong turned to ask the old lady on his shoulder.
The round-faced old man was shaking with anger and his face was livid. He immediately picked up the pole used to carry the coffin, pointed at Xie Qirong and cursed: "Fuck your daddy! (What do you mean by a madman? I will tell you not to let go!"
The round-faced old man was carrying a pole and was about to hit someone.
Xie Qirong took two steps back to avoid the carrying pole.
Then, he turned his head and kissed the old lady on the face.
"Haha! Sister! Look, someone hit me!"
The round-faced old man waved his pole to chase people away, while Xie Qirong ran here and there with the old lady's body on his back, always with a smile on his face.
Seeing these two people chasing each other, I turned pale, went back and grabbed Dou Sprout and ran away.
"money!"
"Taxi fare!" The driver quickly got out of the car and stopped us.
I was anxious to escape, so I threw a hundred yuan to the driver and refused to let him get hurt.
The driver raised the money and looked at it. After confirming that it was not the price, he waved his hand and said, "Let's go."
As a result, as soon as we ran up the slope, we saw a Jinbei car driving over. Then more than a dozen security guards hurriedly got off the Jinbei car, each of them holding a flashlight and a stick.
I saw the chick-footed woman Wang Huili at a glance.
It’s fucking over! If this continues, something big will happen!
I couldn't help but ran over and grabbed the little chicken-footed woman. As for the other dozen security guards, they found Xie Qirong down the slope and were already rushing down with sticks.
"Why did you catch me, kid!"
"Let go!"
Seeing that everyone else was rushing down, the little girl threw her arms desperately, trying to get rid of me and also rushed down.
"Quickly let go!"
"This is the person our security department wants to arrest!"
I was anxious and told you to catch your ass!
Do you know how much effort the Changchun Society tried to catch this man alive and lock him up in a mental hospital? Give it back to your security department! The security department of your iron factory is nothing in front of this man!
"Xiang Yunfeng, what nonsense are you talking about! I'm afraid of this in the street? I can catch him in two or three times!" She opened my arms and ran down the slope.
Then, when I saw the scene down the slope, my eyelids jumped.
More than a dozen security guards, as well as the coffin-carrying gang, chased Xie Rong and ran all over the slope.
The old lady's shroud that Xie Qirong was carrying had been opened, and most of it had fallen off, revealing the old lady's white clothes.
At this time, I vaguely heard the sound of a police car from the police station not far away, and the police car sounded its siren.
Xie Qirong went crazy and laughed all the time, turning the situation into a mess.
It's a mess, it's a mess.
Yulin is going to be in chaos
I dragged Bean Sprouts and ran all the way back.
She is just an ordinary friend of mine. She did not listen to my advice and wanted to earn a bonus of 300 yuan from the security department of the steel plant.