Wu Shixun grinned and said: "You can just ask me about this. There is indeed a way! A quick way and a slow way."
"Tell me."
He nodded and whispered: "First of all, you have to understand a concept. The old woman is also a person of flesh and blood. She is just a worshiper and worshiper of the Climbing God. You can get a gun and shoot her in the head with one shot.
Got it!"
I frowned and said, "I am a law-abiding citizen. You are committing intentional homicide. If you are caught eating peanuts, what is the slow way?"
"This is relatively troublesome."
He drank the beer in his glass in one gulp and then said: "I started to be interested in theology when I was seven years old. I started reading ancient books when I was eight years old. When I was nine years old, I became seven hundred degrees short-sighted."
"The book has its own Yan Ruyu, the book has its own golden house, and there is an old Manchu document from the Qing Dynasty. There is a method written on it to deal with various evil gods of unknown origin. The method is to make a special robe!"
"What is the special robe?"
"You're a layman, just take care of this and leave it to me."
"By the way, I'm going to write a story about Dou Climbing God and post it on the forum. Then we two will become popular, you know! A lot of people will definitely follow it!"
"Don't write about me, just write about yourself. In this way, I will go back first and have something to do. You can take my phone number and let me know if you need help. We have the same goal now."
He immediately said: "Brother, I really need your help now. Making special robes to deal with the crawling gods requires a lot of precious materials. I have been a little short of money recently. Look, you..."
"You want money? How much?"
He gestured with two fingers, then withdrew one finger and said, "Ten thousand yuan."
"Brother, believe me, I am definitely not a liar who defrauded you of your money!"
"Okay, if I didn't believe you, I wouldn't be chatting with you here. Just wait for me for half an hour."
I took a taxi to the nearest bank, threw him 10,000 yuan when I came back, and said seriously: "You have to go all out, this is not a joke."
He stuffed the money into his arms, looked solemn, and nodded.
Before leaving, he told me again: "Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the unexpected. Safety is the most important thing. There are a few things you must do."
"First of all, only the two of us know about this matter. Don't tell anyone when you go back. Otherwise, things may easily go wrong."
I promised I could.
He added: "In addition, you should be careful when you go back. Try not to stare at the water in the past two days, especially the water in the toilet pool! Now, you should not sleep with any woman, you will be so crazy.
I can’t find you.”
I nodded.
Regardless of whether it's true or not, it's simple for me, just do it.
Returning to the abandoned warehouse in Xinduqiao, he raised his head and asked me: "Yunfeng, where have you been? I have almost prepared everything. I plan to go into the mountains soon."
"Oh, I met an old friend in the county town yesterday. We had a meal together. Let's talk about it. I think we should postpone going into the mountains for a couple of days. We'll talk about it next week."
"Why?"
I pointed to the door and said, "Look, we have to sell the goods in the next two days, right? We will split the money after we get the money. Our team has not divided the money for a while."
"Hmm...Okay, I'll listen to you."
After I said that, I opened the door and went out.
It was the afternoon, not too cold or too hot, and the breeze was blowing, bringing the fragrance of lavender flowers.
In the flower field not far away, there was suddenly a sound of harmonica.
I walked by and took a look, only to see the eldest lady and Dou Sprout lying in the flower field, with hay spread under them, and Dou Sprout playing the harmonica with his legs crossed.
The eldest lady lay down and asked anxiously: "What happened next? Then there was no water. Brother Dou, how did you get out of the Tengger Desert!"
Dou Sprout put down his harmonica and grinned, showing his neat white teeth.
He smiled and said: "A man must have an iron will and the spirit of never giving up in desperate situations."
"I didn't have any water at that time. Because my mother was still here, I couldn't be an unfilial son, so in order to survive, I drank my own urine and walked more than 400 kilometers against the yellow sand in the sky.
! Just walked out of the Tengger Desert? Finally survived."
The eldest lady grabbed Dou Sprout's left hand and comforted him, saying, "Brother Dou, you are so strong. Your mother must be proud of you."
Douyazai grabbed the eldest lady's hand with his backhand and said: "Those things are in the past. I don't want to mention them anymore. Come on, tell me your QQ number, and we will contact you privately later."
"Hey...! What are you doing Mineko!"
I went over and picked up Bean Sprouts and pushed him aside.
"What nonsense are you talking about just now? Your mother has not cared about you for more than ten years after she remarried. How can you still be so filial?"
Douyazai shook off my hand and reluctantly said: "Fengzi, please leave me alone! In a day and a half, she can be my girlfriend!"
"You want to die?"
"You don't know what her family background is. A rich young lady from a thirteen-year-old business is dating a tomb robber! He spent some money on the road and bought your life in a minute!"
After hearing this, Douyazai retorted to me and said: "You are all old-fashioned. In the past, few poor scholars were favored by rich ladies?"
"Are you a scholar? You graduated from the fifth grade of fucking elementary school, and you don't have a higher education than me!"
"Brother Dou, what are you two talking about mysteriously?"
I immediately turned back and said with a smile: "Nothing, I just want to chat with you, Brother Dou."
After chatting with the eldest lady for a while, she said she would leave soon and asked her driver to give me the money after we met.
5 million...how many people will never earn that much money in their lifetime, but in the eyes of some wealthy people, it is just a string of numbers that they say casually.
Last year, I worked hard and worked hard to save more than three million yuan, and this may only be a month's pocket money for the eldest lady.
At around six o'clock in the evening, a group of three people arrived at the county seat.
"Where is your driver? I didn't see the car," Douyazai asked, turning his head and looking back and forth.
"Uncle Bai said he was waiting for me in front of the milk tea shop."
I said the milk tea shop is ahead, still two hundred meters away.
When I arrived, I saw the powerful yellow-card Maybach at a glance.
His driver named Bai was wearing a straight Mao suit, his hair was neatly combed, his temples were slightly white, and the blood vessels on the back of his hands were protruding. He was standing upright in front of the Maybach.
At this time, a leaf happened to be blown by the wind. The man didn't even look at it. He directly grasped the leaf with his two fingers. He tightened his grip and released it. The leaf broke into powder and scattered with the wind.
"Miss, you are willful again!"
"Oh, I know I was wrong!"
The eldest lady ran forward, hugged his arm and said coquettishly: "Uncle Bai, you are the best to me! I had a great time in Sichuan this time."
The driver looked at me and Douyazai and said with a cold face: "Young man, fortunately you are self-aware. Since the lady is safe, I won't hold you accountable."
"Uncle Bai, don't blame them! I asked them to take me to play. Let me introduce, this is Brother Xiang! This is Brother Dou! They are all good people. They took me to see a fun circus and even dug.
..."
"What to dig for?"
The eldest lady immediately changed her mind: "Digging radishes! We even dug big radishes together!"
She probably meant to dig up a coffin.
I shook my head, took the bag from Dou Sprouts, handed it over and asked you to count it.
"What is this?"
"Uncle Bai, this is an antique cultural relic I bought. I really like it. Give them the money for me, five million."
"five million!"
"Miss, what did you buy again? It cost five million! You can't be cheated!"
He opened the bag and took out a few antiques and looked at them. His face changed. Judging from his expression, I knew he must know the goods.
Douyazai said: "We don't lie. Everything in this bag is authentic and has been delivered to each generation!"
"Miss, please get in the car and wait a moment. You two can move aside and have a chat alone."
He called me and Dou Sprout to one side and said directly: "Are you two local masters?"
I said no, and Dou Sprout said no too.
He frowned and said, "I have seen as many antiques as you. I can tell where something comes from at a glance, so don't even think about lying to me."
I shrugged my shoulders and said with a smile: "Brother, it's up to you to think so. But the eldest lady swore that she would give us money. If you don't give us money, I will spread the word in the industry and say that Guangzhou Ten
The Xie family from the third line of business doesn’t keep their word, and they don’t give you money to see the goods.”
"What a kid! Are you threatening me?"
"Five million is impossible. Although our Xie family has money, it doesn't come from strong winds."
He said in a deep voice: "I have protected the young lady for seventeen years and know her very well. The young lady is not deeply involved in the world and has no concept of money since she was a child. She likes it and I will not object to collecting your antiques."
"I've seen it just now. The quality of your things is neither high nor low. The total price is just over one million. I will give you 1.5 million. If you agree, I will transfer the money to you immediately."
Dou Sprouts immediately became unhappy and started to speak.
I took the lead and said: "Let's do this, brother, everyone takes a step back, 188, if you send it, I will send it too!"
"Okay, deal." We shook hands.
Seeing the person turn around and leave, Douyazai said anxiously: "What's wrong with you, Fengzi? Are you stupid? Your head was kicked by a donkey! You can't eat the meat that reaches your mouth!"
I said: "What do you know? Even the meat around your mouth is fish. Fish with bones will definitely choke you to death if you take a big bite. It is the right choice to stop eating when you are ready."
"Brother Dou! Brother Xiang! Nice to meet you. When you come to Guangzhou, you come to play with me! I'm leaving!"
The car window was lowered and the eldest lady poked her head out and waved goodbye to us.
Douyazai smiled and waved his hand and said: "I added you on QQ, please remember to check in later."
Just like that, the yellow-plate luxury car slowly left under the watchful eyes of the people around it.
"Let's go back."
Dou Sprout didn't leave, he was tinkering with his cell phone with his head down.
I looked over and saw that it was a QQ account with a cartoon cat avatar, and sent him a smiling face saying hello.
Dou Sprout was about to type a reply, but I stopped him.
I said: "Don't think about it. You and I are both toads living in the mud, and she is a white swan who just happened to fly by and was seen by us."
Winter is approaching, and there is a group of wild geese flying in the sky. Dou Sprout looks up. This is the first time I have seen him with such serious eyes and expressions.
After watching it for five minutes, Douyazai took out his mobile phone and deleted the eldest lady's QQ.
