Rolf and Neville left the Hufflepuff common room and entered the Great Hall. They had not taken a few steps before they froze on the spot.
The walls are covered with red roses and heart-shaped confetti, which are constantly falling from the light blue ceiling. The tables are also covered with pink heart-shaped stickers...
Luo Fu almost thought he had gone to the wrong set and had arrived at someone's wedding ceremony.
Is one of the professors getting married? Wait, are there any teachers at Hogwarts who are not yet married?
Well...seems like all singles!
After the two came to the Hufflepuff table and sat down, Rolf asked curiously: "What day is today?"
Neville thought for a while and said with some uncertainty: "It seems to be the 2400th anniversary of the death of Theophrastus, the famous herbalist in ancient Greece."
"..."
Your kid's memory is usually so poor, but when it comes to herbal medicine, his memory suddenly improves, right?
Luofu pointed to several large radios placed in the distance. The wizard radio station inside was playing the Weird Sisters'... single love song.
"A single love song will be played on the anniversary, right?"
However, there is a saying that Luo Fu participated in many funerals in his previous life. Many filial sons who were kind to their fathers and filial piety would indeed ask the suona band to sing love songs, and even ask dancers to dance in front of the coffin... Thinking about it this way, it seems acceptable.
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"Don't you ever look at the calendar when you go out?" Hannah smiled: "Today is February 14th...Valentine's Day!"
In fact, it's not just Rolf and Neville who don't look at the calendar, but also Professor McGonagall.
After she entered the auditorium, she was shocked when she looked at the fancy costumes. She walked towards the guest of honor and said in amazement:
"what's going on?"
"Professor McGonagall, you'd better ask Professor Lockhart." Professor Flitwick said with a straight face.
Snape also had a sneer on his lips, as if he was just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.
"Professor Lockhart, could you please explain?" Professor McGonagall asked.
Professor Lockhart was arranging his pink robe, which was specially designed to match those decorations, and he said cheerfully:
"Valentine's Day, Minerva, it's time for the students to celebrate."
"Valentine's Day?" Professor McGonagall was furious. She said angrily: "Is this a holiday that students should celebrate?"
"Don't be so old-fashioned, Professor McGonagall. This is the 1990s, not when you were young." Professor Lockhart smiled:
"Students have different ideas and are very open-minded. I dare say that one-third of the students have had puppy love."
"Don't be so conservative. You live like an ascetic all day long. You still think that you have to sign a bachelor's agreement to be a professor at Hogwarts."
Lockhart whistled and joked:
"Especially Professor Snape. He's in his early thirties, so he's quite old... He hasn't had a serious relationship yet, has he?"
The smile on Snape's face suddenly disappeared, and he stared at Lockhart, as if he wanted him to drink a glass of poisoned wine.
Professor Flitwick didn't even dare to breathe. Lockhart was so aggressive...are he really not afraid of death?
Lockhart was really not afraid. There was a house elf standing behind him to protect him, and he could escape no matter what happened.
"Professor Lockhart, what time is it now?!" Professor McGonagall said angrily:
"The murderer who attacked Mrs. Filch and Pince hasn't been caught yet!"
"Because of this..." Lockhart insisted: "Now the school needs to boost morale and eliminate those attacks from the memory! Believe me, I am very good at this."
Lockhart stood up, waved his arms, and said loudly:
"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! So far, twenty-five people have sent me Valentine's Day cards, and I would like to express my gratitude to them!
Yes, I took it upon myself to arrange this little surprise for everyone... and that's not all!"
Lockhart clapped his hands and strode into the twelve male dwarfs from outside the auditorium. They were wearing sexy short skirts, with golden wings on their backs, and carrying harps... The shapes were so ugly that they almost made many
People vomited at the sight.
"They are today's Cupids, the God of Love!" Lockhart introduced solemnly:
"Whoever has a written love letter can give it to them and let them forward it on their behalf! Let's see who is the lucky winner today and has received the most love letters! I will reward a new book with my signature..."
All the professors had ugly expressions on their faces. They looked at each other, and they were all thinking about how to kill Lockhart.
But no matter how much Lockhart himself likes to brag, one thing is true, he is indeed very good at enlivening the atmosphere in the castle... at least the classroom atmosphere is lively.
In every class, a dwarf suddenly breaks into the classroom and delivers Valentine's Day cards... causing great trouble to the class.
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In the Transfiguration class, Professor McGonagall was teaching the students how to turn rabbits into boots, when a group of dwarfs rushed in... frightening half of the rabbits to death.
Many little wizards were also frightened. They had never raised rabbits before and did not know that rabbits are naturally timid and sensitive. They would be frightened to death at the slightest movement.
As a veterinarian, Luo Fu took the initiative to explain:
"This is a typical acute stress syndrome. After the rabbit is stressed, the adrenal cortex hormones in the blood will surge, causing the blood pressure to spike, the blood vessels to rupture, and lead to death... This is a completely normal phenomenon."
Finally, Rove said that the rabbits were free of diseases and could be eaten as lunch.
Professor McGonagall gave the boy a hard look and decided not to use rabbits as teaching tools in the future.
In the Charms class, Professor Flitwick directly used a locking spell to seal the door in order not to be disturbed. He also handed this spell to the students.
But the group of dwarves kept knocking on the door, forcing him to open it again.
In Potions class, the dwarves came seven or eight times in a row to send Valentine's Day cards to Rolf.
At the beginning, Professor Snape deliberately laughed at Rove, took a love letter written to him by someone else, and read it aloud in public.
But as the dwarfs came in more often, he became a little impatient, and Neville and Hannah were just like the rabbits... particularly prone to stress.
They blew up four crucibles in a row in one class!
Finally, another dwarf rushed in and ran in the direction of Rolf.
Snape's face was gloomy as if it could drip oil, and he said in a cold voice: "Scamander, how many love letters is this? Is it finished?!
I think Hufflepuff will be deducted another ten points for being a Hufflepuff courtesan!"
"Hug... I'm sorry, Professor." Shirley, who was sitting next to Luo Fei, raised her hand and said weakly: "This is a greeting card for me..."
"..."
"Get rid of me!" Snape growled filial piety: "Get out of here, both of you, and stand at the door!
A crucible on your head!
hurry up!
"
Luofu: "..."
Shirley: "..."
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(Chapter 2 will be later, I dare not say the time, but it will definitely be before tomorrow morning.)
