Chapter 238 Duan Hongxuan performed tricks in the courtyard and was molested
Duan Hongxuan amused a few children in the backyard of the courtyard, and used the space to perform magic tricks. It not only amused the children, but also surprised the other adults watching.
Huzi, this kid, chewed candy in his mouth and ran up to Duan Hongxuan: "Uncle Hongxuan, how did you do the trick just now? Can you teach me!"
"Why are you learning it?"
"Once I learn it, I can turn it into toffee for my sister!" Huzi replied expectantly.
"Hahaha!" Huzi's answer made everyone laugh.
"Huzi, you stupid boy, your tricks are all fake. They are all just to fool people. They are just for fun, but you can't really conjure things out of thin air!"
Huzi's grandmother, Aunt Wu, explained to her grandson with a smile.
"Your Uncle Hongxuan had hidden the toffee in advance. If he hadn't hidden the toffee, he wouldn't have been able to conjure up the toffee!"
When Huzi heard this, he was immediately disappointed, but soon asked Duan Hongxuan to teach him tricks, saying that he could amuse others.
How can Duan Hongxuan teach him? Is it possible to create a space for Huzi to come out? How is it possible!
In the end, there was nothing he could do, so Duan Hongxuan had to coax him: "Huzi, you are still young and can't learn tricks.
Only adults can learn to do tricks. I will teach you when you grow up!"
Fortunately, Duan Hongxuan breathed a sigh of relief after finally getting over this matter for the time being. It seems that he can no longer play mysteries in front of children in the future. They might really take it seriously, which would be really troublesome. Then
It can make people collapse!
"Hongxuan, your tricks have become really powerful. There are so many of us watching in front of us, but we can't see how you can change the candy into your hands! Tell me how you did it!" Sister-in-law of the Wu family
asked curiously.
"Sister-in-law, didn't Aunt Wu just say that the tricks are all fake, just for fun. If you really want to talk about it, it's nothing more than quick hands."
"Hongxuan is right. This kind of magic requires a sharp eye and quick hands. With some props, it can fool you right under your nose.
I have always liked watching people perform tricks since I was a child, and I would go to the overpass to watch them when I had nothing to do.
As time passed, I read more, and listened to the comments of people around me, I gradually understood the secret behind it.
But you understand, you understand, sometimes you know it is fake, but it looks like it is real under your nose!
Just like Hongxuan turned into toffee just now, you can't tell how he changed.
Hongxuan is still a bit awesome!
His skill, if you put it aside, is a cooking skill! With this skill, he could feed a large family in the past!
My good grandson knows a lot of stuff!"
The deaf old lady looked at Duan Hongxuan with a smile and praised.
"Old lady, do you still like this?" Aunt Wu was very surprised.
The deaf old lady deliberately kept a straight face: "Why, I can't have something I like, and I can't have some fun by myself!"
Aunt Wu quickly shook her head: "No way! I'm just curious. I didn't expect you to like doing tricks!
But if you think about it carefully, this magic trick is indeed interesting!
Hongxuan, the old lady likes to watch tricks, why don't you do another one to entertain the old lady?"
The deaf old lady still knows a little bit about juggling, and she knows that it all needs to be prepared in advance, otherwise it won't be possible.
"Come on, he didn't prepare in advance, how can he just change it? You really are such a magician!"
Everyone was waiting to see Hongxuan perform another trick. When the deaf old lady said this, they were all a little disappointed.
Duan Hongxuan thought about it, others need to prepare, but I really don't. My tricks are different from others.
Since the deaf old lady likes it, then just make her happy.
"Grandma, if you really want to see it, I will change it for you."
"Oh?" Everyone suddenly became interested, and the deaf old lady was also very curious, "How can you really come again without any preparation?"
Duan Hongxuan smiled mysteriously: "Grandma, just take a look!" After saying that, he stood up and stretched out his hands with sleeves still rolled up at his elbows to show everyone.
"Everyone is watching, but now I have nothing in my hand! Watch, don't blink!"
As he spoke, Duan Hongxuan shook his hand a few times, then quickly turned it over, "Ah!" Everyone exclaimed.
It turned out that an apple appeared in Duan Hongxuan's hand.
Duan Hongxuan handed the apple to the deaf old lady: "Grandma, come here, here is the apple for you!"
The deaf old lady grinned happily and said: "Oh! Your tricks are so good. I didn't see how you became so good.
My wife doesn’t have many teeth anymore, so she won’t eat the apples. You’d better give them to the children!
Is this apple of yours edible? It’s not fake, is it?”
"Don't worry, the trick is fake. This apple is definitely real. Not only is it edible, it's also extremely sweet!
Since you don’t want to eat it and you want to share it with everyone, but this one apple isn’t enough, what should you do?
Alas! Then we have to change a few more! Huzi, go get me a basin!"
Hearing Duan Hongxuan ask for a pot, everyone knew that he was going to continue doing tricks again, so they all became interested and waited to see, it was all entertainment!
Huzi quickly ran home to get Duan Hongxuan a washbasin, and then stood aside and watched curiously to see how Duan Hongxuan conjured more apples!
Duan Hongxuan held an apple in one hand and a washbasin in the other, and said seriously: "This chicken can lay eggs, and pigs can give birth to babies!
I will let this apple give birth to a few apples for everyone today!"
After saying that, Duan Hongxuan squatted down, put the apple on the ground, then knocked the basin with his hand, raised the basin, turned it over for everyone to see, and then covered the apple on the ground with the basin.
"Oops, there are a lot of apples to be transformed this time, and I don't have enough energy! Huahua, Xiaodang, come and kiss Uncle Xiucai, so that Uncle Xiucai has the energy to transform into apples!"
As soon as Duan Hongxuan said this, Qin Huairu and Wu's sister-in-law smiled and said to their daughter: "Go and kiss your scholar uncle and ask him to turn you into an apple!"
Two little girls ran over and kissed Duan Hongxuan's face. Duan Hongxuan nodded with satisfaction, "Oh! Okay, now I have energy!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone was amused by Duan Hongxuan's performance, "Sister-in-law of the Wu family, why don't you kiss Hongxuan and give him more energy so that he can transform into more apples!"
Qin Huairu's sudden voice made everyone burst into laughter.
Sister-in-law Wu was furious and retorted: "I have no problem, but I guess it's not enough!
Sister Huairu is so pretty, and if she kisses Hongxuan, his energy will be so full that he might even be able to conjure up enough apples to feed everyone in the courtyard until the Chinese New Year!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone was laughing like crazy!
Only Duan Hongxuan squatted on the ground speechlessly, unable to laugh or cry!
It took a long time for everyone to stop laughing. The deaf old lady scolded Mrs. Wu and Qin Huairu angrily: "You two girls are really getting married and have children. You are getting thicker-skinned. You can't joke about anything."
Dare to drive.
My sweet grandson is still a child, and he is not as shameless as you.
You two are sisters-in-law, how can you make fun of your brother like this? If you can't teach him something good, how can you be a sister-in-law?"
The eldest mother finally stopped laughing, and immediately said to the deaf old lady: "Old lady, Hongxuan is so handsome, I think these two girls are greedy for Hongxuan!
Hahaha!
I think it's good that they have experience, so let them teach Hongxuan, so that Hongxuan won't know how to have a bridal chamber when he gets a wife in the future!
Hahahaha!"
While smiling, the deaf old lady raised her crutch and waved it a few times, pretending to hit the aunt, "You damn girl bullied my darling grandson, how can you learn so badly at such an old age!"
When Aunt Wu saw it, it was just young people joking with each other. How could you, Aunt Wu, even at your age, make fun of my daughter-in-law?
"Auntie, if you say so, you've been married longer, so you have more experience. You might as well teach me!"
As soon as Aunt Wu opened her mouth, everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter. The deaf old lady even laughed so hard that her stomach hurt!
"Both of you are not serious anymore. You are making fun of my dear grandson to no end!
Please shut up and stop talking, I'm still waiting to see my sweet grandson perform tricks on me!"
The deaf old lady spoke, and everyone stopped joking. The first lady pointed at Aunt Wu angrily, and before she could say anything, she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
"Okay, Hongxuan, now you can continue to do your tricks!" The deaf old lady said to Duan Hongxuan with a smile.
Huzi also urged: "Uncle Hongxuan, what are you laughing at? Hurry up and become an apple!"
Huahua and Xiaodang also watched eagerly.
The three little guys didn't know what the adults were talking about. They were just waiting to see Duan Hongxuan turn into an apple, and they were waiting to eat it!
Duan Hongxuan nodded: "Okay, I will change it for you now. Ignore those adults, none of them are good people at the moment."
Then he looked at a few more people, and said to himself without expression: "It's fun to tease me, but sooner or later you will fall into my hands.
I remember I had to give Aunt Wu and First Aunt a massage.
I have different massage techniques with the same effect, and there are one or two of them, which are guaranteed to make you sore to death and make your legs tremble the next time you see me!
As for Sister Qin and Sister-in-law Wu, I believe you two will fall into my hands at some point!"
As soon as Duan Hongxuan finished speaking, Aunt Wu and Aunt Wu were a little confused. They looked at Duan Hongxuan and Auntie asked tentatively: "Hongxuan, are you kidding?"
"What do you think, Auntie? You have to remember one thing at all times. No matter what happens, don't mess with the doctor, especially the skilled Chinese medicine doctor.
When I give you a massage next week, I'll let you understand why you shouldn't mess with a Chinese medicine practitioner!
Rest assured, whether it is the treatment effect or the punishment effect, you will definitely be satisfied!
And you, Aunt Wu, it’s time to give you a massage the day after tomorrow. I promise to make you cry and howl, and it will definitely be a memorable experience for you!”
