Chapter 330 When the book is in use, you will hate less
The next day, early morning.
Li Ping'an first practiced Turtle Breathing Kung Fu for a while, and then started to wander slowly.
It looks like I’m taking a walk, but I’m actually practicing Qigong
Stay calm and have good luck.
Each time, he took a deep breath.
The inner breath flows and the spirit is refreshed.
With every breath, there is a flow of air that rises and falls with his breathing.
Then, his body seemed to be rising slowly in the ocean, and the pressure was relieved little by little.
After walking around for a few times, I returned to the house.
It was a mess inside.
The Kyushu Kill cards were scattered all over the ground, and there were many oversized wine barrels on the ground.
Everyone played all night, and then started drinking at Jing Yu's suggestion.
Totally drunk.
At this moment, Changqing was lying on the ground with a shoe on his head, sleeping soundly.
Jing Yu hugged the pillar, as if he was dreaming about the scene of his bridal chamber with the beauty.
Fat Jun held his feet and stuffed them in his mouth.
Alia was lying on her back in the middle, kicking Pang Jun and stepping on Chang Qing's face.
A pair of slender legs are exposed, the skirt is half-covered, and the long hair is loose.
Wang Yi and Ling'er were leaning on each other, sleeping in relatively normal positions.
Qin Shi fell straight to the side.
On the only bed, Liu Yun was leaning against the wall.
Apparently he drank a lot last night.
Li Ping'an made a pot of herbal tea to relieve hangover and woke them up one by one.
After all, there is a game today.
"Um~where am I?"
Jing Yu was obviously a bit broken.
"Oh, let me go, I dreamed that someone was chewing my feet!"
Fat Jun rubbed his eyes, "I dreamed that I was chewing pig trotters."
The two looked at each other and seemed to understand something.
Li Pingan thoughtfully poured tea for everyone, "Drink some tea to relieve the hangover."
"Last night, someone seemed to be talking in his sleep." Alia said.
"Someone farted!" Wang Yi recalled, "The farts came one after another~"
"I seem to hear you talking in your sleep." Aria whispered to Liu Yun.
Liu Yun's eyes flashed slightly and she said coldly: "You heard wrong."
"It's you. You called me the emperor of the Sui Dynasty. I am omnipotent and so on."
Liu Yun's face turned red, and she waggled her red lips, "...Is there anything else?"
Aria got a little closer and glanced at Li Pingan, "You even called my uncle by his name."
Your uncle? When did he become yours?
Liu Yun frowned, but did not say this.
Her expression became even colder, "Don't tell others!"
Alia blinked.
Monk Changqing recited Amitabha, "How can a monk drink alcohol? It's a sin."
Jing Yu teased him.
Alia didn't know what she said to Liu Yun, which made Liu Yun's face turn red.
Wang Yi and Ling'er were whispering between lovers.
Qin Shi was in a daze.
Zhao Ling'er stood up and helped gather the items in the room...
Li Ping'an felt the noise, took a sip of tea, and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily,
If possible, he really hoped that this scene would be frozen forever.
The picture is frozen in a moment, leaving endless thoughts in time.
Sometimes it's just a short moment, but it's enough to leave a permanent mark and leave you with endless aftertaste.
So good~
.............
"Is everyone here?"
The Shushan disciples got up early and gathered together.
Elder Zhang, the law enforcement elder, glanced at it and said, "Are everyone here?"
"It's all ready."
"Where's Brother Ping'an?"
At this time, Liu Ergou discovered that there was no sign of Li Ping'an in the crowd.
"It seems that he is still sleeping in the room." A disciple said.
Elder Zhang suddenly picked a few black lines on his forehead and muttered something.
"Sure enough, just like the kind of master, there is also the kind of apprentice!"
Yun Shu said: "I'll go take a look."
"I'll go too."
Liu Ergou saw that Elder Zhang was upset and ran away quickly.
Elder Zhang had just been very angry at Qingfeng's place and was worried that he had nowhere to vent his anger.
A group of three people just arrived at Li Ping'an's house.
Before anyone could knock on the door, the door inside the house opened first.
A woman wearing a red robe walked out.
Looks a little lazy
The curvy figure has a mature and charming beauty.
She has willow eyebrows and starry eyes, fair skin, and a graceful and noble temperament between her eyebrows.
The three people standing outside the door were stunned for a moment.
"...Your Majesty." Elder Zhang nodded slightly and saluted.
Liu Yun only felt that the other person looked familiar, but she couldn't remember much.
Seeing each other's clothes is a symbol of Shushan.
Smiling slightly counts as a return gift.
Pass sideways.
Smells of alcohol!? His clothes are a little messy.
Elder Zhang's mind buzzed.
Although I can't believe it, the fact is happening before my eyes.
Li Pingan captured the Queen!?
As one of the law enforcement elders in Shushan, Elder Zhang is a person who has seen the world.
No time to be surprised, think about what to do next
As a disciple of Shushan, Li Ping'an entered the Sui Dynasty.
The Sui Dynasty was no longer just a dynasty.
The power of the demon tribe is growing day by day.
Various schools of thought want to support a huge secular dynasty, unite people's hearts and consolidate their power.
The rising Sui Dynasty is undoubtedly the best choice.
So the situation here is very complicated.
Could it be that I underestimated Li Ping'an and took the retreat?
Just as Elder Zhang's brain was spinning rapidly.
The door opened again.
Alia and Zhao Ling'er yawned and walked out.
Alia's sleepy look was particularly cute, "I had so much fun."
Zhao Ling'er smiled and said, "Yes, I haven't been so happy for a long time."
Play... what to play!?
happy?
Elder Zhang recalled the unscrupulous little book he had secretly read in the Sutra Pavilion.
Three girls and one boy, having fun?
I have underestimated this Li Pingan!!
At this time, Wang Yi and Linger came out.
There is another man!
Elder Zhang's expression changed again and again. It seems that this kind of situation has not been mentioned in the Irregular Little Man's Book?
For the first time, Elder Zhang felt that when the book is used, it will be less regretful!
Immediately afterwards, Pang Jun, Chang Qing, and Jing Yu walked out one after another.
Jing Yu took another look at the beautiful Yun Shu and said, "Hey~"
"Hey! Elder Zhang, Elder Zhang..."
Liu Ergou and Yun Shu quickly supported Elder Zhang.
............
The second round of competition has begun.
Today's competition is even more lively.
Li Pingan and Lao Niu were leisurely cracking melon seeds and watching the game.
After you sing, I will appear.
Everyone who can take the stage has several brushes, and various techniques are emerging one after another, which makes people clap their hands and applaud.
Li Ping'an suddenly frowned.
That’s not right!
Is there something wrong with the plot? Isn't this kind of competition always involving the protagonist?
Win the competition with difficulty and get rewarded.
Lao Niu seemed to be aware of Li Ping'an's thoughts and patted him on the shoulder.
"Moo~"
Stop thinking nonsense, brother.
Is the watermelon not sweet enough, or is the futon under your butt not comfortable enough?
Why do you have such unrealistic ideas?
Li Ping'an nodded, feeling much more comfortable now than participating in any competition.
False protagonist: Participate in a competition similar to the Colosseum.
It's hard work, but a little carelessness can put your life in danger.
The real protagonist: sitting on the stage eating watermelon, cracking melon seeds, and sitting on a comfortable futon.
only.......
Li Ping'an always felt that Elder Zhang looked at him strangely today.
What happened?
Forget it, forget about it and concentrate on watching the game.
The subtitles scrolled, and the next game was played by the descendant of the military strategist Lao Mo.
Wang Yi, and his junior sister Linger.
The other teams are all composed of three people, but they are only composed of two people, so they don't have an advantage.
Lao Niu patted Li Ping'an and said, "It's coming, it's coming! The wonderful moment is coming."
ps: (I went to KTV with my client today, hey! Those two boring sluts)
(A row of singing ladies enter the box and stand, then they have to pick someone)
(I asked the customer which one to choose)
(In the end, the two people said: "Anyone will do", "It doesn't matter", "It doesn't matter", "We are mainly here to sing")
(I just said yes, and then randomly selected a few accompanying girls)
(After singing for a while, one of the customers came to me)
(Tell me in a low voice: "Hey, can you find the singer who was wearing the red short skirt~")