The sun hung like a fireball in the sky, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun.
Li Ping'an was walking on the road to the main peak. There were a lot of people on the main peak today. Most of them were new disciples, gathering together in twos and threes.
Some old disciples are mixed in among them, and they are very easy to distinguish.
The freshmen were dressed and groomed as if they were going to a catwalk, with an early-morning silliness in their eyes.
Li Pingan put his hands behind his back, and Lao Niu followed him slowly.
Blows by the mountain breeze, steps are steady.
"The fresh blood of Shushan~"
Li Ping'an sighed with emotion.
"In a blink of an eye, we all became senior brothers."
"Moo~"
The red flag is waving, the gongs and drums are roaring, and the colorful flags are flying.
Some old disciples helped the new disciples with their luggage, registered their names, and introduced the busy scenes on various peaks of Shu Mountain.
Of course, most of the people I help are beautiful junior sisters.
The faces of the girls who have embarked on the path of spiritual practice are not bad.
Her smile was as bright as a flower, and she exuded a faint cyan aura, adding a bit of brilliance to Shushan.
Liu Ergou stood under a flag, his face was a bit weathered and he had a beard.
After the foundation was damaged, he changed his appearance.
At this moment, he looks more like a bandit.
Standing under the sky, I feel a little melancholy.
A feeling of being rejected from thousands of miles away.
This made a new disciple with a petite face linger for a long time, not daring to come forward.
After a while, Liu Ergou let out a breath.
He stopped the disciple and walked forward.
"Do you want to know something? Don't worry, I don't eat people."
The girl was amused by his words and raised her eyes to look at this senior brother with a melancholic temperament.
Liu Ergou had a smile on his face, but his eyes were deep and filled with a trace of unnoticeable worry.
"Hello, senior brother."
Li Ping'an walked among them and glanced at them intentionally or unintentionally, with a faint smile on his face.
He and Lao Niu walked through it, feeling the excitement but not participating in it.
We went straight to the logistics office of the Discipline Department.
An old man with a solemn face stood beside the long table, holding a thin leather paper in his hand, with a long list densely written on it.
Tongtian Peak expense report, daily expenses: one hundred and twenty rolls of paper to wipe your butt.
Twenty-one items for summer wear.
In addition, there are insecticides, tolls, office fees, water bills, Tongtian Peak maintenance fees...
The old man frowned and said: "Everything else is fine, but this... paper for wiping your butt? Why do you use so much?"
Li Pingan said in a deep voice, "Elder Wu, you haven't wiped your butt for a long time. You don't understand the current market. Now you use so much paper to wipe your butt."
Elder Wu looked suspicious, right?
"Yes, is it possible that I can still fool you?"
Although Elder Wu didn't believe Li Ping'an's rhetoric, he still understood the principle that true knowledge comes from practice.
He has been abstinent for many years and no longer knows what it feels like to poop.
Elder Wu, who was always strict, had no choice but to approve the note.
Li Pingan and Lao Niu left happily.
You can add an extra egg to your noodles today.
"hateful!"
Elder Wu snorted.
The next day, two disciples were playing in the grass.
"Hmm, what does it smell like?"
Suddenly, the tip of a disciple's nose moved slightly.
I caught feces molecules in the air, and there was rustling movement not far away.
"Hehe, he must be a new disciple, or a disciple of the Assistant Peak.
Let’s go! Let’s go tease him.”
Two disciples sneaked over quietly and suddenly jumped out.
Prepare to scare that person.
"ah!!!"
".........Elder Wu?"
The two disciples were surprised.
Elder Wu had a serious expression and squatted on the ground.
Showing her big white buttocks, she raised her eyes slightly.
The awkward atmosphere lasted for a few seconds.
"Are you just standing here and watching?"
The two disciples took a deep breath and looked at each other.
He immediately took off his pants and squatted on the ground.
They all said in unison: "Elder Wu, actually we are also shitting."
Elder Wu: "It doesn't have to be like this."
After a while.
Elder Wu stood up again while holding up his pants and snorted coldly.
"Oh, this guy Li Ping'an is really lying to me. You don't need so much paper to wipe your butt.
Demo, just wait for me!!"
............
Tongtian Peak.
"is it here?"
"Well, it's right here."
Two girls dressed in pink and green were walking on the mountain road leading to Tongtian Peak.
They are the two sisters Wei Jing and Wei An.
Yesterday, I had a quick meeting with the man in green shirt from Tongtian Peak.
The reporter pointed out the hidden dangers of Wei Jing’s Shenmen acupoint and Neiguan acupoint.
In fact, as the other party said, Wei Jing could feel a dull pain in two acupuncture points every midnight.
This problem becomes more serious with age.
My family also consulted some doctors and tried a lot of medicines, but none of them had any effect.
Yesterday, the other party ran away in a hurry without leaving his name.
But fortunately, you can find out after a little inquiry.
In Tongtian Peak, apart from the leader Qingfeng, there is only one disciple, Li Ping'an.
The two of them climbed to Tongtian Peak and were wondering where to go next.
Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a figure on the tree not far away.
"Sister, there is someone there."
The two sisters walked over, only to find that the other party was not the man in green shirt yesterday.
But a stern young man.
Xiaoye held a hen and said in a deep voice: "Which came first in the world, the chicken or the egg?"
Wei Jing Wei An:..........
The people in Tongtian Peak are really unique.
"Fellow Taoist, are you a disciple of Tongtian Peak?"
"Not yet." Xiaoye turned her head, her voice cold and a bit repulsive.
"Then do you know where Li Ping'an and fellow Taoist Li are?"
"What do you want from him?"
Xiaoye also realized at this time that the other party was a new disciple.