Xiaoni and Xiaoman answered in unison, then looked at each other and suddenly laughed.
"Then how can you treat this disease?" Dani asked following their words.
"Mom, do you also believe that dad is going through menopause?" Xiaoman's eyes lit up.
"However, I didn't ask my godmother how to cure it. Auntie, do you know?"
Xiaoman only knew that menopause existed, but how to treat menopause, she really didn't ask in her previous life.
"I don't know either. Mingzhu just joked with me at that time, saying that I had a bad temper and had gone through early menopause, but she didn't say how to cure it. I think I'll ask Mingzhu again when I go to the workshop!"
Xiaoni shrugged and said she didn't know either.
…
While eating breakfast, Bu Fan noticed that Xiao Ni and Xiao Man looked at him strangely.
"You two don't eat, what do you think I'm going to do? Is there something on my face?" Bu Fan touched his face and asked doubtfully.
"No!"
Xiaoni and Xiaoman shook their heads together, as if they had rehearsed.
Something weird!
Bu Fan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Is there something you are hiding from me?"
"No!"
Xiaoni and Xiaoman shook their heads again.
Little Xibao buried his head in eating the dumplings with a small spoon. Suddenly he raised his little head and blinked his big eyes.
"Okay, okay, stop guessing, they suspect you have menopausal disease!"
Dani slowly brought the steamed dumplings from the kitchen and said with a chuckle.
"menopause?"
Bu Fan was stunned for a moment.
Xiaoni and Xiaoman immediately lowered their heads and ate the dumplings, acting as if they didn't know anything.
"You guys are really crazy about how I got menopause!"
Bu Fan was a little bit dumbfounded.
"Dad, what is menopause?" Xiao Xibao said with a confused face.
"To put it simply, menopause is a transitional stage of aging, but it is not a disease!"
Bu Fan reached out and touched Xiao Xibao's head.
"Is daddy going through menopause?" Xiao Xibao asked again.
"Your father and I are so healthy and strong, how could it be possible for me to go through menopause?" Bu Fan patted his chest.
"Brother-in-law, don't deny it. Xiaoman has already told us that you have been acting moody, irritable, anxious, and not sleeping well lately.
In the morning, I saw you sitting alone on the threshold and saying you wanted to be quiet. Isn't this menopause?" Xiao Ni raised her head and said.
"I!"
Bu Fan was suddenly asked and was speechless.
Could he say that his moodiness was caused by the lottery?
"Brother-in-law, this is not a shameful thing. There is no need for you to feel embarrassed. Everyone will understand you!" Xiao Ni comforted her softly.
"That's right, that's right. As a menopausal old man, I decided not to quarrel with you in the future!" Xiao Man nodded hurriedly.
"That's right, I'm not menopausal, I just have more worries recently!"
Bu Fan couldn't laugh or cry, and if he didn't quarrel, how would he increase his negative emotion points in the future?
"Look, you are not menopausal yet. You are easily irritable and have random thoughts. These are signs of menopause!" Xiao Ni said seriously.
Bu Fan vomited blood.
I was inexplicably labeled as menopausal, and anyone else would have argued a few words.
However, he felt that this was the same as having a mental illness, there was no way to explain it.
So, he simply didn't explain it.
Anyway, wouldn’t he know if it’s menopause?
"Xiao Xibao, you must never make your father angry in the future!" Xiao Ni whispered in Xiao Xibao's ear.
"Uh-huh!"
Little Xibao nodded her little head cutely.
Bu Fan was helpless.
Does this mean he is deaf and cannot hear?
"Dani, do you think I'm going through menopause?" Bu Fan looked at Dani and asked.
Dani slowly shook her head.
Bu Fan suddenly burst into tears. At least his wife believed in him.
But Xiaoman and Xiaoni couldn't help but nod. They felt that Dani did this just to comfort Bufan and prevent him from getting angry.
After breakfast, Dani and Xiao Ni took a goat cart to the soap workshop, Xiao Xibao rode a toad to the school, and Bu Fan sighed in the yard.
This made Xiao Man, who was peeping on the side, more and more convinced that this salted fish father had reached menopause.
…
Soap workshop.
"Xiao Ni, are you saying that the mayor has menopause?"
Zhou Mingzhu has been staying in the small town recently. When she has nothing to do, she will come to the soap workshop to chat with a group of sisters.
Unexpectedly, Xiaoni asked about menopause as soon as she came up.
"Keep your voice down, don't let anyone hear you!" Xiao Ni quickly lowered her voice.
"Xiao Ni, you are making too much fuss. Menopause is not a shameful disease. It will happen to some extent as long as you get older!" Zhou Mingzhu said openly.
"Then Mingzhu, aren't you also going through menopause?" Xiao Ni asked curiously.
"Can we still chat together!?" Zhou Mingzhu immediately said with a straight face.
"Don't be angry, why don't I just talk about it!" Xiao Ni pushed Zhou Mingzhu playfully.
"Okay, okay!" Zhou Mingzhu waved her hand: "But how come the mayor has menopause?"
"Don't believe it yet!"
Xiaoni told Zhou Mingzhu about Bu Fan's recent weird behavior.
Zhou Mingzhu touched her chin when she heard this, "It does sound like symptoms of menopause!"
"Mingzhu, do you think there is a cure for this disease?" Xiaoni asked.
"It can be cured. Generally, men in menopause will be irritable and restless, so they can only use psychological treatment. For example, they need to be given more care and comfort, and they should also be advised to do more physical activities!!"
Zhou Mingzhu recalled carefully.
"That's all?" Xiao Ni asked doubtfully.
"Yes, that's all. Menopause is just a physiological phenomenon, not a disease. It will be fine after menopause!" Zhou Mingzhu explained.
"How long will it take?" Xiaoni asked.
"It's hard to say, some take one or two years, some take two or three years!" Zhou Mingzhu shrugged.
When the women in the soap workshop heard the conversation between Xiao Ni and Zhou Mingzhu, their interest was suddenly aroused, and they all came to ask Zhou Mingzhu about menopause.
Zhou Mingzhu also briefly explained what menopause is.
"No wonder I often feel like losing my temper for no reason recently. It turns out that I am also menopausal!"
"Me too, me too!"
"Why didn't I!"
"Didn't you hear Mingzhu say that not everyone has menopause!"
For a while, the women in the soap workshop were all talking about menopause. What they didn't expect was that the gentle-tempered mayor also had menopause.
Soon, the news of menopause spread unknowingly in the small town.
Of course, Bu Fan was also spread along with menopause.
The reason is also very simple.
Many women in soap workshops tell their husbands as soon as they return home, "I have the same disease as the mayor. Don't make me angry!"
The husband had a question mark on his forehead and subconsciously asked: "What's the disease?"
"menopause!"
When Wu Xuanzi and Ding'an Hou learned about this, their first reaction was that the last time they went to seek medical treatment, Bu Fan's erratic behavior at that time could be due to menopause?
However, this idea was quickly rejected by them.
What kind of existence that person is, how could he suffer from the strange diseases of ordinary mortals?