Although Wu Xuanzi and Aunt Hua look about the same age, who is Wu Xuanzi?
That is an old monster that has lived for many years.
How could I be interested in an old lady in a small town after seeing countless beauties with beautiful scenery, beautiful women, and beautiful women in a small town?
"Old Song, you should avoid introducing people to Master Wu in the future!"
Bu Fan looked serious and warned: "Master Wu is the guardian of our town now. With him here, no matter what happens to our town, it will be no problem. If one day we are scared away by you, let alone your uncle."
If I don’t spare you, I won’t spare you either!”
"Mayor, you've already said that, what else can I say!" Song Laizi shrugged and said innocently, "But Aunt Hua will definitely be disappointed!"
"You still have time to care about others, I think you should care about yourself!" Bu Fan said angrily.
"What do I have to care about? If the sky falls, the mayor will still be there to hold you up, right?" Song Leizi said with a playful smile.
Bu Fan felt angry and funny.
This shameless person is probably talking about people like Song Leizi.
"By the way, Mayor, you just said there was someone who could deal with the monk I met. Could it be Master Wu you were talking about!"
Song Leizi suddenly reacted and realized it later.
"You just figured it out now!"
Bu Fan glared at Song Leizi, "Of course, if your uncle is here, he can also deal with the monk you met before!"
"My uncle is so powerful?" Song Leizi asked in surprise.
"Otherwise what do you think!"
Sometimes Bu Fan had to lament Song Laizi's bad luck. With just one mouth, he was able to fool a fairy into becoming his uncle.
"Then what am I afraid of? Mayor, you don't know how worried I was just now. I thought that the monk was so powerful! I didn't expect that the monk couldn't even compare to my uncle!"
Song Leizi shook his head and sighed, looking very disappointed.
Bu Fan suddenly felt a black line on his forehead.
This is naked showing off.
"Mayor, I won't tell you anymore. I have to go back to the escort office and ask my brother to come back quickly. If the man wants to find the child, let him find it on his own!"
Song Leizi said and stood up to leave.
"Stop!"
Bu Fan quickly called Song Lezi to stop.
"Mayor, what else do you want?" Song Leizi asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Don't be too busy calling people back yet!"
Bu Fan thought for a moment and explained softly.
"Why, Mayor? What if the monk is looking for the child to practice some evil magic, then we are no longer children?" Song Laizi asked in confusion.
"This is just one possibility. There is another possibility that someone else is looking for a successor?" Bu Fan asked in return.
"So what? He wants to find a successor, so he can find it by himself. That person's strength is not that good, so we don't have to be afraid of him!" Song Laizi patted his chest and said with a proud look.
"This is not a question of whether you are afraid or not, but the way to get along in this world of immortality has always been to either make friends or to eradicate the roots and avoid future troubles forever!"
Bu Fan really didn't know what to say about Song Leizi's recovery.
Although Master Wu was in the town, the monks in the Tribulation Stage did not dare to do anything, but how could a dignified monk in the late Tribulation Stage be easily offended.
"I understand, Mayor, do you mean to kill the monk?"
Song Leizi suddenly lowered his voice, then stretched out his hand to wipe his neck.
"What's going on in your head? It's always clicking. We are civilized people, and civilized people should use civilized people's methods!"
Bu Fan was dumbfounded by Song Leizi's actions.
"What is the way of civilized people?" Song Lezi asked curiously.
"I'll simply give you a fatal elixir, and you can give it to that person directly. He will be sure not to see the sun the next day. What do you think of this method?"
Bu Fan patted Song Leizi on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Damn it, Mayor, this is a trick. It kills people invisible and doesn't dirty their hands!" Song Laizi's eyes lit up and he immediately gave a thumbs up.
"Bang!"
Bu Fan's face suddenly turned serious, and he suddenly raised his foot and kicked Song Leizi on the buttocks.
"Ouch!"
Song Leizi screamed, covered his buttocks, and said innocently: "Mayor, why did you kick my ass for no reason?"
Bu Fan snorted softly, "I was just joking with you, but you took it seriously! Besides, you have time to think about how to deal with that person.
You might as well ask Master Wu to negotiate with that person, maybe Master Wu knows that person!"
This Tiannanxiu Immortal Realm is extremely vast for ordinary people.
But to the monks standing at the top of the pyramid, the Tiannan Immortal Realm is just a bigger place.
Even if they have never met each other, they have more or less heard each other's names!
"Mayor Mayor, the civilized way you said is negotiation? Just say it, why are you kicking someone's butt? I have no grudge against you!"
Song Lezi muttered and looked at Bu Fan with a look like a resentful woman, as if Bu Fan had done something outrageous.
"If you say another word, I'll kick you in the face!" Bu Fan's face darkened.
"Then you'd better kick my ass. I rely on my face to make a living. Without this face, how will I live in the future!" Song Lezi said very narcissistically.
"You'd better leave quickly!"
Bu Fan hurriedly waved his hands, it was so irritating, no wonder Wu Xuanzi avoided Song Leizi, his shameless face was unrivaled in the world.
"I'm leaving!"
Song Leizi turned around cautiously, as if waiting to be persuaded to stay.
"I'm really leaving!
Seeing that Bu Fan didn't try to persuade him to stay, Song Lezi added another sentence.
Bu Fan holds his forehead.
He had a feeling that he didn't want to know this person.
"etc!"
Suddenly, Bu Fan thought of something.
"I knew that mayor, you must still be in trouble!"
Song Leizi paused and said with a playful smile: "Mayor, what's going on this time?"
"Didn't the monk give you a bottle of elixir before? Why don't you let me test it to see if it's poisonous?" Bu Fan said helplessly.
"Mayor, you even know this!" Song Laizi was dumbfounded.
"Without further ado!"
Bu Fan no longer wanted to say another word to Song Lezi, he was afraid that Song Lezi would say something else if he continued talking.
Song Leizi did not hesitate and gave the elixir that old man Tianxuan had given him to Bu Fan for testing. Bu Fan took a look at it and confirmed that the elixir was indeed a pill that could strengthen the body, so he allowed Song Lezi to take it with confidence.
"So there are also pills to strengthen your body?"
Song Leizi rubbed his hands and said with a playful smile: "Mayor, you are so powerful, do you have any..."
"Let's talk about it later!" Bu Fan waved his hand.
"Then it's settled, I'll go to the academy now to tell Master Wu about the monk!"
Before Bu Fan could speak, Song Leizi rushed out of the yard, as if he was afraid of being rejected by Bu Fan.
But after running for a while, Song Leizi suddenly stopped and looked back at the ordinary farmyard not far away.
"It's strange, why do I feel like the mayor is the most awesome person in the town?"