"Village Chief, what's that look in your eyes? Do you even suspect that I, Song Laizi, have bad intentions?"
Song Laizi was not happy and cried even more miserably, "I don't want to live anymore. I thought the village chief was the person who understood me best, but I didn't expect that the village chief also had the same vision as those secular people?"
The corners of Bu Fan's mouth twitched a few times.
Isn't the role of Song Leizi quite sufficient?
"I know, I know, aren't you just complaining about not having a wife? But it's useless for you to tell me this. I can't help you assign a wife!"
"Village Chief, you are really good at joking. You are still single, and you are assigning a wife to me?" Song Leizi suddenly became upset.
Why doesn't he like hearing this so much?
"Stop talking about those useless things, tell me, what do you want to do with me?" Bu Fan glared at Song Laizi angrily.
"I just feel unhappy. Village chief, please tell me. In the past few years, I, Song Laizi, have never stolen anyone's chickens or petted anyone's dogs.
But why should the people in the village be as defensive when they see me as when they see a thief?" Song Laizi said with an angry look on his face.
"this..."
Bu Fan didn't know whether he should tell the truth or not.
Could it be that the people in the village are afraid of being slapped by someone?
And, is it still the green one?
"You can't blame the fellow villagers. Who told you to say you don't care about your wife? It's because others care about their daughter-in-law!"
Bu Fan coughed dryly.
He thought it was a good idea for the villagers, they were just on guard against Song Lezi.
People from other villages might have broken Song Laizi's legs as a precaution.
"What I said is right. People like them who have wives don't care about their wives. Have you ever thought about us men who can't find wives? There's no place to care about someone if you want!" Song Leizi complained.
Okay, that makes sense.
However, you can do it as you say, why add us? He sounds awkward.
"I understand!"
What else could Bu Fan say, he could only nod in agreement.
"I just said that the village chief understands us best. Those who have wives don't understand the hearts of single men like us at all." Song Lezi looked unhappy and a bit bitter.
"When they and their wives are laughing and laughing in the house, we can only sleep with our arms around the quilt that has no warmth. They can sleep with their wives in their arms, but we single men can only..."
"Stop it, you will be banned if you keep saying that!"
Bu Fan thought Song Leizi was very good at what he said at first, but when he heard what he said later, he quickly interrupted.
That's okay. If Song Leizi continues talking, I don't know what else he can say.
"Why is it blocked?" Song Leizi was stunned for a moment.
"I just want you to stop saying these useless words!" Bu Fan coughed dryly.
"There is no nutrition in this. Those who have wives can sleep with their wives in their arms. Aren't we singles guarding empty houses?" Song Leizi argued.
Bu Fan: "..."
Well, it seems that he thought wrong.
Also, can you please add us every time!!
"What do you want?"
After saying so much, Bu Fan didn't believe that Song Leizi just came to him to complain.
"that..."
Song Leizi felt a little awkward, "I just want to learn some skills from you, the village chief!"
[Task: Song Lezi who wants to make changes]
[Task introduction: Song Lezi is a well-known lazy guy in the village. Although he has made changes in recent years, the villagers still cannot accept and trust him.
In order to impress the villagers, Song Leizi decided to learn from you, the most knowledgeable person in the village. Of course, his reputation has improved, and it would be great to find a beautiful wife]
[Task reward: 100,000 experience points]
【Accept!Reject!】
hehe.
Looking at the mission introduction, Bu Fan twitched the corners of his mouth a few times.
Any changes are all fake, and they are all just for the sake of getting a wife.
However, the experience reward this time is really not that high.
It can be imagined that it is indeed difficult to change a lazy and lazy leper.
If the tasks were divided into difficulty levels, Song Leizi's task level would probably be no less than three stars. Remember, the full number of stars is ten.
"Do you really want to change?"
Bu Fan looked Song Laizi up and down.
Although the task difficulty is a bit higher, there may be item rewards for changing Song Lezi.
After all, every time you change a top-level villager, you can get item rewards, and Song Leizi is a top-level villager.
"Village Chief, you look at me like this, I'm so scared!"
Song Laizi had goosebumps all over his body from being stared at. Suddenly his brain cramped and he thought of something.
"Village Chief, you don't have any hobbies like that. I can tell you that I, Song Laizi, have always been only interested in women!"
As he spoke, he immediately covered his chest with his hands.
It felt wrong, so I covered my chest with one hand and my crotch with the other.
It still didn't feel right, so I covered my chest with one hand and the door with the other.
But it still felt wrong, so I covered my crotch with one hand and the door with the other.
Feeling that it was almost done, Song Leizi took a long breath.
Bu Fan has a black line on his forehead.
"Get out of here!"
He kicked Song Leizi away.
"Village chief, you're kidding, don't be angry, don't be angry."
Song Leizi has always been thick-skinned. He got up from the ground and immediately changed into a playful and smiling face.
"There's nothing you can do if you want to change!" Bu Fan touched his chin.
"Really!" Song Lezi was excited.
"But it may take some hardship. I don't know if you can persist." Bu Fan said seriously.
"As long as I don't betray my integrity, I can do anything you ask me to do!" Song Laizi patted his chest.
"roll!"
Looking at Song Leizi who left happily.
Bu Fan smiled and shook his head.
How could he not understand that Song Leizi was worried that he would not accept him because of his past events, so he pretended to be funny.
…
Early the next morning.
Song Laizi fell into a daze and was woken up by several children from the private school, who even dragged him to the private school.
"Village Chief, why did you wake me up so early in the morning?" Song Laizi said, yawning and looking a little depressed.
"Don't you want to change? Then you must go to bed early and get up early every day, then run with the children and boxing!" Bu Fan said with his hands behind his back.
"What? Running and boxing with these little brats?"
Song Leizi pointed at the children around him and said dumbfounded.
"What's wrong? You don't listen to what I say anymore?" Bu Fan's face turned serious.
"No, no, of course I will listen to what you say!" Song Laizi shook his head hastily, but he knew that the seriousness of this little village chief was very scary.
"Why don't you start running after the child!"
Bu Fan shouted, and Song Leizi trembled and started running after the children.
It was okay at first, but after running for a while, Song Leizi couldn't hold on any longer. It was too tiring.
"Village Chief, I can't do it anymore!"
Song Laizi sat down on the ground, breathing heavily, and sweat dropped from his head like drops of money.