This game of "chess" is actually only half played!
To be precise, it's less than half.
As for the other half, the situation on the chessboard has changed, the offensive and defensive momentum has changed, and the chess pieces in Guan Lin's hand have also changed, but the chess player has not changed, it is still Guan Lin.
And among his chess pieces, there are no longer "Shi Huolong", "You Tanzhi", "Zhang Fang", "Lu Youjiao", nor are they the visitors from Jiaozhou, Jiangdong or the north.
There is only one chess piece in the second half, and that is - Li Miao!
This is the biggest troll in Shu Han.
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Li Miao is from Guan Lin.
From the beginning, he has been Guan Lin's man.
That goes back to half a year ago...
Not long after meeting Huang Chengyan, Guan Lin came to Desheng Bridge again, sat at the familiar tea stall, and listened to the people on the bridge.
That day, the storyteller told the story of "Ni Heng", the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms.
Ni Heng, whose courtesy name is Zhengping, is from Pingyuan County.
That's right, it's Pingyuan County that Liu Bei once governed.
And the reason why Mi Heng is famous... is because he is extremely arrogant and arrogant, and he will slander everyone he meets, and he will slander anyone he catches!
He can be called the leader in the troll world!
When the people of Zuan saw it, they all had to submit!
for example…
When Mi Heng was young, someone asked him about Xun Yu, a talented scholar from Yingchuan, and Zhao Rong, one of the eight lieutenants of Xiyuan.
His answer was that if Xun Wen could use his face to mourn, Zhao Zhichang could let him manage the kitchen.
The implication is that Xun Yu is a pretty boy and Zhao Rong is a loser.
Later, someone asked him how Chen Qun, one of the four major families of Yingchuan - Xun, Chen, Zhong and Han - was doing? He said that Chen Qun was nothing but a wine seller.
Someone asked him how Sima Lang, the Sima family in Hanoi, was doing!
Mi Heng's answer is that Sima Lang is a fat man and is suitable to be a butcher.
And even Kong Rong, Yang Xiu, and Mi Heng, who were good friends with Ni Heng, were not polite.
——"The elder Kong Wenju, the younger Yang Dezu. The rest are mediocre and not worth mentioning."
Guan Lin knew what the storyteller said. He just nodded slightly. Mi Heng could be called the "No. 1 troll in the Three Kingdoms" and no one could escape his mouth.
However, Guan Lin also knew...about Mi Heng's unknown "poor" side.
Countless guests in the audience listened carefully and regarded this as a piece of entertainment.
Who would have thought that there would be a man in the tea stall who would clap his hands and applaud whenever you mentioned that you were trolling...
He said Xun Yu was a pretty boy and he clapped his hands.
He said Zhao Rong was a loser and he clapped his hands.
He said that Chen Qun could only sell wine, and he applauded him.
He said that Sima Lang was suitable to be a butcher, and he also applauded...
What's more, when you heard Cao Cao asking Mi Heng to beat the drum, Mi Heng took off all his clothes in front of Cao Cao, leaving him completely naked...
Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh - "I wanted to humiliate Ni Heng, but I didn't expect that Ni Heng would humiliate me instead."
When these words came out, the man who clapped his hands and applauded was on fire, his eyes filled with admiration for Mi Heng...
So much so that in his longing eyes, he seemed to see what he would look like in the future when he became famous.
Guan Lin was curious and went to inquire...
Who is this?
The guest next door told him that this man was also a famous scholar, Li Miao, a famous scholar in Shu.
——Li Miao!
Guan Lin came to his senses immediately.
Isn't he the same troll who scolded Liu Bei, connoting Zhuge Liang, and gloated about Zhuge Liang's death in the end, and was eventually killed by Liu Chan?
It's true that the "number one troll in Shu Han" heard about the deeds of "the number one troll in the Three Kingdoms" and started to feel sympathy for each other.
It's just that he seems to be sympathetic to Mi Heng's matter? But in fact, he knows a hammer?
Why did Mi Heng become like this? Does he know?
Why did Mi Heng complain when he caught someone? Does he know?
Why did Mi Heng die in the end? Does he know?
Regarding this…
Guan Lin said "Haha", he ignored Li Miao and just listened to others' stories, enjoying himself.
What happened later was that Ni Heng offended Cao Cao and Cao Cao gave him to Liu Biao.
Ni Heng offended Liu Biao, so Liu Biao sent him to Huang Zu.
Mi Heng angrily yelled at Huang Zu, and in the end... he was stabbed by Huang Zu.
Many people felt very happy after hearing the end.
Only Li Miao had a tragic, regretful and mournful look on his face.
He shouted repeatedly, looking up to the sky and roaring.
——"What a tragedy, what a pain...after Ni Heng, no one can beat that sonorous drum sound."
After the story was told, everyone dispersed.
After all... no one wants to stay, talk to this surly Li Miaoduo, and listen to his nonsense...
If you get caught up in him, you're asking for trouble!
Guan Lin didn't know the inside story and was the last to leave.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Mi Heng's story, Li Miao wanted to vent his words, but suddenly found that there was no audience around.
Guan Lin is the last one.
Li Miao naturally refused to let him go and insisted on letting Guan Lin listen to his opinion.
Then he told a lot of lies.
They all praise You Heng, saying 'not afraid of the powerful', saying 'this is what a man should do', saying 'You are the only hero in the world'...
It seems that this Li Miao is following the example of "Ni Heng" and wants to follow his path of becoming "famous all over the world" by "spraying people".
This is indeed the case.
If he hadn't met the good-tempered Zhuge Kongming, he, the Shu Han's number one troll, would have been chopped off long ago.
Which round will it take? After Zhuge Liang dies, Liu Chan takes action?
Thinking of this, Guan Lin wanted to silently give Liu Chan a "like"!
Listen, listen...
Guan Lin was already stunned.
He discovered that after traveling through time, he never saw a normal person.
In the front was Huang Chengyan, the weird old man who threw shoes, and now there is Li Miao, the number one troll in the Shu Han Dynasty.
Guan Lin couldn't bear it any longer, so he slammed the table and shouted at Li Miao: "You know nothing! Mi Heng was sold by someone, and he was still helping to count the money. He died... unjustly at his grandmother's house!"
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As soon as these words came out, the whole world went silent.
Li Miao was speechless. He was surprised at first, and then he had to drag Guan Lin to tell him...
Guan Lin will not be allowed to leave unless he explains why.
Guan Lin had no choice but to agree to him.
However, there were so many people under the Shengsheng Bridge, and Guan Lin felt so embarrassed to be with a "troll", so when word spread... he thought they were the same.
So Guan Lin suggested going to a place with few people.
The two came to the river.
Guan Lin was sitting on the stone steps, while Li Miao stood in front of Guan Lin, his eyes piercing.
So, Guan Lin told him the most authentic story of Mi Heng.
…
Of course, after all, Guan Lin said, it is not easy to convince arrogant "trolls" like Li Miao.
But unfortunately, after experiencing Guan Lin's opening remarks.
Li Miao only asked one question, and Guan Lin only answered one question, which completely shocked Li Miao.
At that time, Guan Lin first told about Mi Heng's family.
Just as the storyteller said, Mi Heng was a native of the Qingzhou Plain, a humble man, and the most talented among all the nephews in the family.
Of course, the storyteller did not mention it, but Guan Lin emphasized it.
Any local clan has one and only one goal, which is to become the first family in the local area.
It is precisely for this reason... Mi Heng is the most talented and learned among the "Mi clan". Whether the family can counterattack and become the first family in the plains depends entirely on him.
So? How to go about counterattack?
According to the conventional routine of the Han Dynasty, the first step is to spend money to make the children become apprentices of famous people, such as Gongsun Zan.
But... in fact, your family does not have the strength at all, so this road will not work.
The second way is that the Han Dynasty ruled the world with filial piety, and could create some filial piety stories to help its children become famous.
The elders of your family told You Heng the story of "Kong Rong gave up the pear". At the age of four, Kong Rong gave up the big pear to his elder brother and younger brother;
There is also the story of Wang Xiang "lying on the ice to beg for carp". In order to let his stepmother eat fresh carp, Wang Xiang used his body to melt the glacier and catch fish for his stepmother.
According to what your elders said, you Heng must also follow this path.
When Guan Lin talked about this.
Li Miao directly questioned, "You kid, you're talking nonsense. Kong Rong gave up pears and lay on the ice to ask for carps. Is this a matter of sincerity and filial piety? How could it be a 'Luzi'? According to what you said, Lu Ji Huaiju was also a 'Luzi'
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According to Li Miao, the story of Lu Ji's possession of oranges is that Lu Ji, the legitimate son of the fourth room of the Lu family, followed his father to Yuan Shu's place as a guest. Before leaving, he hid three oranges and was discovered.
Yuan Shu asked him, but he said he was taking it back to his mother to eat.
From then on, this six-year-old child Lu Ji became famous throughout the Han Dynasty.
Li Miao used this example to refute Guan Lin, which was considered reasonable and reasonable.
Who would have thought that Guan Lin's direct words would completely shock Li Miao.
"Why don't you say that you only know how to study and study to death! Give me pears for Kong Rong? Give your sister's pears. Kong Rong is the twentieth generation grandson of Kong Shengren, and the Kong family is the home of the scholar-bureaucrats of Lu State. His family will be short of money.
Pears? Do you need to give them back and forth? One basket for each nephew is enough!"
"As for Wang Xiang lying on the ice begging for carp? That is even more nonsense. Wang Xiang is the only son of the Langya Wang family, and his grandfather was the former governor of Qingzhou. With such a lintel, you tell me that to eat a carp, the child has to use his body
To melt the ice cubes? As long as he, Langya Wang, says a word, all the fish sellers in the entire pavilion will rush to deliver it to his house!"
When Guan Lin said this, he looked directly at Li Miao.
The tone was even more impolite.
"You also said that Lu Ji was pregnant with an orange and a caterpillar. The Lu family is one of the four major families in Wu County and the top family in Jiangdong. His father is the prefect of Lujiang with a salary of two thousand dan. His ancestors were ministers, so his family will be short of
Three oranges? And you used Lu Ji to hide them secretly? This is just a performance by Yuan Shu in cooperation with the Lu family. Are these oranges hidden? They are hidden out of human kindness!"
When Guan Lin blurted out these words, Li Miao immediately became speechless...
Yes, is the Kong family short of pears?
Is Langya Wang's family short of fish?
The Lu family, one of the four major families in Wu County, is missing three oranges?
Under Guan Lin's guidance, Li Miao felt that his outlook on life had undergone earth-shattering changes.
Damn, do you think this is all fake and staged?
Guan Lin's words continued.
It turns out that when Liu Bei and Uncle Liu were serving as Prime Minister in Pingyuan, the Ni family also made up some "Ni Heng" jokes for Liu Bei to hear, but Liu Bei was busy helping Tao Qian defend against Cao Cao and had no time to listen to the jokes.
At this time, Kong Rong, the Prime Minister of Beihai Kingdom, sent a letter to Mi Heng, saying that he had heard Mi Heng's story of "filial piety to the world" and was very interested in it and wanted to make friends with him.
This is a big deal for your family. Your family thought that the "filial piety joke" they made up would fall into the sea. Who would have thought that they finally caught a big fish.
Hearing this, Li Miao opened his mouth again, but this time his tone was much kinder, and he no longer wanted to be tense when he spoke to Guan Lin just now.
"This doesn't mean that Beihai Kong Rong and Ni Heng cherish each other?"
Li Miao just said these words...
Guan Lin's words came out one after another, "Cherishing each other? Haha... If this can be regarded as cherishing each other, then Uncle Liu Huang and that thief Cao also cherish each other!"
So... Guan Lin told Li Miao the whole story.
It turns out that it was not that Kong Rong was optimistic about Ni Heng, but that Kong Rong overdid one thing.
It was when Kong Rong was patrolling the outskirts of the city that he saw a man crying for his late father beside the grave, but his face was not haggard at all. So... Kong Rong immediately ordered the man to be beheaded.
Kong Rong originally wanted to promote his reputation of filial piety.
Who would have thought that this thing was done too much and aroused many people's criticism.
As a result, Kong Rong had no choice but to make friends with many young people with the name of "filial piety". In this way... word spread among the people, which could also offset some of the impact of Kong Rong's previous wrong actions.
This is the routine in the Han Dynasty. As long as everything is focused on the word "filial piety", no one will be able to say even half a word of "wrong".
For a time, the news about the correspondence between Kong Rong and his filial son Mi Heng spread.
Rumor has it that Kong Rong attached great importance to filial piety!
Guan Lin told Li Miao the whole story.
Li Miao was shocked...
How did he know that it had this meaning?
Both of his eyes began to become dull.
He realized why the boy in front of him said that Mi Heng was betrayed and even helped count money!
His outlook on life has been subverted again. Everything is a trap...a trap!
only…
Where did this happen?
Guan Lin's words continued.
As expected, Kong Rong only took advantage of Ni Heng. Ni Heng thought that with Kong Rong's connections, he would be able to rise to prominence, so... he just waited and waited to become an official!
But after waiting for one year, two years, three years...
When Kong Rong even lost Beihai, Kong Rong still didn't ask Ni Heng to become an official.
Pingyuan Nijia...the day lily waiting has become cold!
Finally, Mi Heng couldn't bear it anymore and simply confessed to Kong Rong that he wanted to be an official and shine on his family.
It's a pity... Kong Rong ignored him and dealt with him casually, saying that he didn't have a famous teacher and it was difficult to arrange, and asked him to go to Jingzhou to find a powerful master.
So Mi Heng went away in a hurry...
However, although there are many famous teachers in Jingzhou, not just any cat or dog can become a disciple.
The top students here are children of local clans, such as the Cai family, the Kuai family, and the four families of Pang, Ma, Xiang, and Xi...
Of course, Zhuge Liang also studied at the "Confucian Classics School" founded by Liu Biao. He was a special being because his eldest sister married into the Kuai family and his second sister married into the Pang family.
It’s not like there are no students at the next level...
However, they must be descendants of Ruying from the Central Plains, such as Xu Shu, Shi Guangyuan, Meng Gongwei, etc.
Similar to Mi Heng, who came from Qingzhou and was not famous, it was equivalent to Liu Bei's apprenticeship with Lu Zhi in Fengshi Mountain. The apprenticeship was in vain and lonely!
At this point, Li Miao was puzzled.
He asked Guan Lin directly.
"What you're talking about is just because Mi Heng was depressed...but why did he insult Xun Yu, Zhao Rong, Sima Lang, and Chen Qun? Why did he take off his clothes in front of Cao Cao to humiliate Cao Cao? What...why?"
just like…
At this time, Li Miao was convinced by Guan Lin's words. Even as arrogant and "troll" as he was, he could not refute or question any of Guan Lin's words.
Of course... his eyes were full of desire.
He really wanted to know what his "idol" Mi Heng would do next.
Guan Lin at that time, on the other hand, said calmly: "The questions you asked are very good, but to answer these questions, we have to mention Kong Rong again and another 'exploitation'!
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Speaking of this, Guan Lin added meaningfully, "You Heng and you are actually the same, with great ambitions and considerable talents, but this is the path..."
——"In short, it's the same sentence...you two belong to the category of 'being cheated, and you still count the money'!"
——"To put it bluntly, that's the type that's easiest to deceive and will get your head kicked by a donkey!"