This is not the first time Guan Lin has used this method to respond to ignorant people's "pricks".
Of course, this is also a reminder:
——As long as your father is not as good as my father, damn it, just be honest and don’t jump!
Under normal circumstances, when it comes to this matter, the other party should be honest.
But this time, Guan Lin encountered something terrible.
Originally, those who were making noises had already closed their mouths and lowered their heads one by one.
Only the "thorn in the thorn", he looked around, and immediately shouted: "What are you afraid of?"
As he spoke, he took a step forward and directly met Guan Lin's gaze: "Fourth Young Master Guan, others are afraid of you, but I am not. I was originally the commander of these tribes. My name is Mi Lu, and Mi Lu here is Grand Administrator, General Anguo of Shu is my uncle, Uncle Liu Huang’s wife Mi, should I call her aunt? I don’t believe it, how dare you kill me?”
Have nothing to fear!
However, with this kind of relationship there, he did have the capital to be "confident", but it was a pity that he met Guan Lin.
It's a pity that there is Zhang Xingcai beside Guan Lin.
"Brother Mi Lu...why are you talking to the Fourth Young Master?" Mi Yang immediately advised...
But this Milu was not willing to listen. He turned around and shouted at the crowd: "This is how I talk, and everyone who comes here will do it!"
"Back then, under the Dangyang Bridge, my aunt got separated with her two-year-old baby master. General Zilong found her, but General Zilong only had one horse. He called my aunt to get on the horse, but she refused to get on the horse. Finally, he entrusted the young master to Zhao Yun. The general later threw himself into a well and died. Huh, no matter how great you are at guarding the Fourth Young Master, is he still bigger than my aunt?"
The aunt mentioned by Mi Lu is Mi Zhu, Mi Fang's sister. She was an important part of the "angel investor" Mi Zhu sent troops, food and girls when Liu Bei defeated Lu Bu!
As for Mrs. Mi, her nickname is Luyun.
She is a strong woman.
This Milu is becoming more and more confident.
"Haha..." Guan Lin immediately laughed. "Your name is Mi Lu, right? I think you are really 'lost'."
Speaking of this, Guan Lin looked back at Zhang Xingcai and gave her a look of understanding, which meant, take it easy and don't really beat her to death... It's hard to explain!
However, don't hit him too lightly. If you hit him too lightly, it will seem as if Guan Lin is afraid of his status.
Zhang Xingcai was already eager to try. She smiled at Guan Lin as if she was answering
——"Sister, I know the importance!"
So, she moved her wrist while walking forward...
Who would have thought that such a slender, seemingly "harmless" woman would be so ruthless with her hands?
As if, Milu suddenly felt a cool breath, and seemed to realize the seriousness of some problems.
He shouted quickly, "After all, Fourth Young Master Guan can't be unreasonable, right? I'm just asking for the brothers, does the Fourth Young Master have weapons? Does he have armor? Can he survive on the battlefield? Your father's weapons If I don’t give it to you, then I will be your subordinate? How to fight? I...I...I...did I say something wrong?"
His words were passionate and powerful, instantly igniting the flames in everyone's hearts.
"That's right... Fourth Young Master Guan can't be unreasonable!"
"Four Young Master Guan asked us to do a drama? Have you ever thought about why we fight?"
"Young Master Guan doesn't understand martial arts. Isn't this... isn't it just talking about war on paper?"
Things seemed to suddenly become complicated.
It seems that it is no longer possible to calm down just one person!
Guan Lin frowned slightly, this Milu was really putting him on the fire...
——"This is difficult to handle!"
Guan Lin muttered in his heart...
Just then.
A vigorous and powerful voice came closer from far away.
——"Who said that my son is talking about war on paper?"
The sound was like a mountain collapsing and the ground cracking, even louder than Guan Lin's loudspeaker, as if the earth was shaking.
——Hong Zhong Da Lu, the tiger roars and the dragon sings.
——"No way?"
Guan Lin was startled when he heard this voice, and subconsciously looked for the voice and looked over.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't hope, he heard it right, it was not someone else who shouted this voice.
It's his father - Guan Yu!
Along with Guan Yu, there were dozens of people, including Zhou Cang, Ma Liang, and...many officials from Jiangling City, big and small, who all looked familiar to Guan Lin.
——Who said that my son is just talking on paper?
The lingering sound...the "buzzing" sound resounds especially in the ears of these thousand parts.
When they turned around and saw Mr. Guan, they were all shocked.
As Guan Yu approached, he raised his voice and said loudly: "Just now, who was talking about war on paper? Stand up!"
The sound made people's ears numb.
Just like the rapids rolling on the river, hitting the large rock cliffs on the shore, making a deafening sound.
How dare those who just started making noises dare to speak!
Even the "thorn-headed" Milu was shaking all over and was about to pee with fear.
How could he dare to "stand up" forward? His pants were already wet.
The intimidation of Mr. Guan is not a guarantee!
At this time, Guan Yu had already walked in front of Guan Lin. He glanced at Guan Lin who was "you Zai surprised", but soon, his eyes were attracted by the strange loudspeaker.
He chanted again: "Just now, who told my son to go into battle and die? Do you dare to stand up?"
Guan Yu's voice was already loud this time, and with the addition of a loudspeaker, the vibration brought about by this last sound was like the sound of an iron horse, like the thunder before a storm, which made people's hearts tremble.
And following the aftermath of this voice, everyone's moods went up and down, fast and slow...
It was like there were a thousand people in the house, and for a moment, they were oppressed by the sound, and they didn't dare to raise their heads at all.
——"Be good!"
Guan Lin covered his ears. He glanced sideways at his father Guan Yu and muttered in his heart.
——"What's wrong with dad today? Is this the sun coming out of the west? Dad actually, actually, actually... is standing up for me? If something goes wrong, there must be a monster! Dad has learned to be smart.
, are you thinking of some dirty tricks?』
Immediately, Guan Lin became more cautious.
As for these various reasons.
Guan Yu would never tell Guan Lin that the news of "Cao Ren's fainting" came. It was because of his greatness, his repeated crossbows, and even more so his strategic planning.
It's good to know in your heart, considering the unpleasantness caused by this matter.
When he said this, Guan Yu's face was swollen from being slapped by him.
Therefore, at this moment, Guan Yu's face was cold and motionless. He used his voice and his eyes to intimidate these "soldiers" from the Mi family in front of him!
In his unique way, he made these parts aware.
——If you want to fight against his son Yun Qi, you must first pass Guan Yu.
Zhang Xingcai also covered his ears.
Originally, she only thought that in terms of voice, no one could match her father Zhang Fei's three roars under the Dangyang Bridge.
So much so that, according to my father's boast, he roared so hard that Xia Houjie fell off his horse and died!
But today, I heard these three roars from my second uncle standing up for Brother Yunqi!
Zhang Xingcai thinks...his father's "a roar at Dangyang Bridge scared off millions of Cao Cao's soldiers" is nothing more than that, right?
now…
The atmosphere in the entire school suddenly became serious.
Just now they were "loosely" arranging a thousand steps in random order, but now everyone straightened their backs and buried their heads deeply, as if... they wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Especially on the Elk Road, he suddenly felt something like 10,000 horses named "Cao Ni" galloping past him. He was trampled so hard that his liver and gallbladder were broken.
At this moment, what Mi Lu was thinking was, who specifically said that the Guan family and his son were at odds?
Who said Guan Lin was a "treasonous son"?
If there is a discord, if he is a traitor, then... Mr. Guan will roar these three times for him? Will he stand up for him?
I'm scared...
When he thought that Guan Lin had his biological father Guan Yu as his backer, Mi Lu was completely frightened.
It is said that brothers are like siblings and wives are like clothes. Compared to Guan Yu, his aunt Mrs. Mi is nothing but a hammer!
…
Guan Lin, on the other hand, was confused. He knocked on his forehead and asked his father Guan Yu in a low voice with a strange look on his face.
"Dad...are you confused by childishness?"
Guan Yu rolled his eyes at him, pretending not to hear, and still maintained the majesty of Feng Di Di.
Guan Lin asked in a low voice, "Dad, if you are out of breath and confused? You must have not slept well? Last night... you stayed up late, right? Did you watch "Spring and Autumn"? How many times have I told you, don't watch it."
"Spring and Autumn", if you have the time, read more of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu. The last time I read "The Art of War by Sun Tzu", I have already realized that the bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish!"
Well…
Guan Yu felt like he was about to suffer from internal injuries.
He put his hands behind his back and patted his back gently with the hand behind his back, trying to calm himself down.
The words "don't be angry" were written all over his heart!~
Before coming today, he made a special trip to sit alone in the house and meditate for half an hour.
The content of meditation is just one thing:
——"When I see Yun Qi later, no matter what, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry!"
The most important thing is not to be angry. Guan Yu thought about it three times in total.
Therefore, even now, Guan Lin's "provocative" tone has repeatedly ignited the flames in Guan Yu's heart.
But Guan Yu's heart is as still as water and as motionless as a mountain.
He always thought silently in his heart
——"I owe this boy, Guan will not be angry today!"
The more Guan Yu is like this...
Guan Linyue felt it was quite weird, the whole thing was weird and terrifying.
Is this still the father who was at loggerheads with him yesterday?
It’s only been a day and you’re already scared?
Guan Lin pondered.
——"Dad, you just got up? Are you giving up now? Don't let me look down on you!"
"——Ahem!" At this moment, Ma Liang, who followed Guan Yu onto the wooden platform, coughed lightly.
It seemed to remind Guan Yu.
Guan Yu immediately waved his hand.
Zhou Cang understood and hurriedly walked to Guan Lin, "Fourth Young Master, the military supplies of the captured Tiger and Leopard Cavalry have been sent to the thief Cao's office. There are a total of 3,700 pieces of armor, 2,200 pieces of halberds, and spears.
One thousand four hundred sets, three thousand stone bows and arrows, one thousand two hundred war horses, and some other ordnance! The repeated crossbows and side carriages borrowed by the Guan family army, and the ordnance transported back from Changsha County will also be sent back!"
Speaking of this, Zhou Cang handed the bamboo slip with the detailed name to Guan Lin, and added in a thoughtful tone.
"Your father said, I'll leave all of this to you. It was the Fourth Young Master's plan to severely damage the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry. This battle is a great victory, and the Fourth Young Master takes the most credit for it. The Fourth Young Master deserves all of this!"
call…
Zhou Cang's words stunned Guan Lin again.
For a moment, Guan Lin felt that his father had not woken up. He was simply obsessed!
Exactly...how 'obsessed' it is to be able to send all the military supplies of the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry.
Guan Lin's eyes widened.
And the thousand steps were shocked, so surprised that they couldn't breathe.
Didn’t you just say that... the Fourth Young Master Guan has no weapons or armor, and his troops...are they going to die when they go to the battlefield?
Now, not only do we have weapons, we also have armor, and what’s more, is this the equipment of the “Tiger and Leopard Cavalry”?
Need to know…
Back then, when these tribes followed Liu Bei and his people across the river, they were chased by tigers and leopards and beaten from behind!
It's not him who doesn't resist.
But it can’t be beaten at all!
Hubaoqi is equipped with equipment, and his whole body is filled with the smell of "money".
No one in the Mi family has a pair of tigers and leopards that are as expensive as a pair of battle shoes!
It is no exaggeration at all. A well-equipped tiger and leopard knight, surrounded by thirty infantry units, may not be able to stop it! If fifty units are surrounded, they can fight if they want, and leave if they want!
——This is the tragedy of infantry versus cavalry in a battle when crushed by equipment.
So…
Does this mean that, as the subordinates of Fourth Young Master Guan, they can wear armor, battle robes, and weapons that smell like "money"?
Some of them can even be equipped with powerful bows and crossbows mounted by tigers and leopards, and everyone is equipped with a horse!
You know, the number of horses in the entire Guan family army is only three thousand!
hiss…
Thinking of this section, these thousand people all looked at Guan Lin.
At this moment, their eyes were full of guilt. They were so arrogant just now, but now they feel so guilty!
However, it's not over yet.
After Zhou Cang gave his instructions, Guan Yu winked at the officials beside him.
Immediately, Cao Yu of the arsenal took a step forward and said loudly: "Your Majesty has your destiny. From today on, the Jiangling arsenal will give priority to all the military supplies of the Fourth Young Master. All military supplies in the arsenal will be selected and deployed first by the subordinates of the Fourth Young Master. Make up for it, if any official stalls or obstructs it, he will be dismissed and dealt with severely!"
After saying this, the official in charge of the grain depot also took a step forward, ahem... He coughed lightly and said loudly: "The king has a decree. From today on, the money and grain from the treasury will be given priority to the legions under the command of the Fourth Young Master. If there are any officials who interfere, If you obstruct, you will be dismissed and severely punished!"
After that, Cao Yu was in charge of the horse library, Cao Yu was in charge of the forging...all kinds of people, as long as they were providing logistics for the troops, they all came out to express their opinions.
The meaning is the same.
Guan Lin's troops have priority in allocating all resources in Jingzhou over Guan Jiajun.
And this... undoubtedly, because of Guan Lin, his status has also risen!
The more I listen to this thousand-part song, the more I feel frightened.
Their feelings now are completely different from when they first arrived.
When they first came, there were ten thousand people who were reluctant, but now...one by one, they were eager to kneel down in front of Guan Lin and call him:
——General!
Zhang Xingcai was shocked...
Fortunately, he was not new here, otherwise, he must have thought... how much the second uncle dotes on this younger brother!
This is simply pampering to the heavens.
On the other hand, Guan Lin, the more he listened, the more he felt "feeling in his heart", and the more he listened, the more he felt "there must be a demon when something goes wrong"!
He quietly came to Ma Liang's side.
He lowered his voice and asked Ma Liang, "Uncle Ma? You have to tell me the truth. What happened to my father?"
Ma Liang pondered for a moment and then quietly replied: "Cao Chun is dead and Cao Ren has fainted! Your kid's plan has achieved great success!"
"oh…"
Guan Lin suddenly came back to his senses, it turned out to be this!
Regarding Cao Ren and Cao Chun, Guan Lin was not surprised.
The situation has been laid out long ago, it will only happen sooner or later.
On the other hand, Cao Ren fainted, which was somewhat unexpected, and... this happened faster than he thought.
Of course, Guan Lin's layout did not predict Cao Chun's return, nor did he predict that Cao Chun would swing his sword at the repeating crossbow.
This can be considered a coincidence or an accident!
This can be regarded as bringing this matter forward a lot.
Ma Liang explained what he knew to Guan Lin.
Guan Lin nodded slightly...
But soon, he felt something was wrong again, "Uncle Ma, I'm afraid there is something else?"
yes…
What kind of temper do you have, dad? If this is just the case, then just send Zhou Cang to carry the tiger and leopard horsemen, or even...send these officials to come by themselves.
Why go out in person, why do you need Guan Lin to roar those three tiger roars and dragon roars for him?
Suddenly, Guan Lin's eyes became suspicious.
"Uncle Ma, you can't lie to me."
this…
Ma Liang hesitated for a moment. He looked at Guan Yu out of the corner of his eye and saw that Guan Yu was still listening to the officials and did not pay attention to this.
With a sound of "Alas", Ma Liang sighed and chose to tell Guan Lin everything.
"I can't hide it from you. Cao Chun is dead, Cao Ren is fainting, and the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry are almost wiped out. Before Cao Cao comes back to help, this is a good opportunity to expedition to the north of Xiangfan... Your father wants to control Jingjiang, and then move Jiangxia to the north
The entire territory has been recovered, but it just happened to happen... during this dry season."
Hmm...dry season?
Guan Lin suddenly came to his senses and said immediately: "During the dry season, my father wants to borrow these repeating crossbows and sidecars to deal with Cao Wei's cavalry?"
"There are also wooden cows and stray horses." Ma Liang did not hide it. "During the dry season, it is difficult to transport military supplies and military equipment by water. If there are no wooden cows and stray horses, I am afraid that we will not be able to attack quickly... Cao Cao can only return reinforcements for a month. This opportunity cannot be missed!"
"
oh…
Hearing this, Guan Lin nodded slowly.
Got it, got it all.
Sure enough, there must be a monster when things go wrong... So dad is thinking about his batch of ordnance from Guan Lin?
Having said that.
At least…
This time, my father came to ask him to borrow it and did not take it directly.
From this point of view, it is much more "face-conscious" than before.
——"It seems that dad has made a lot of progress!"
Thoughts on this…
Guan Lin nodded slowly.
At this moment, the officials' voices ended.
There were more than a dozen logistics departments, and Guan Yu asked every responsible official to express his position. This was considered as giving Guan Lin enough face.
In his opinion, this is an alleviation of the many unpleasantness and tensions between father and son.
——It can be regarded as a "great reconciliation"...
However, Guan Yu will not apologize, this is the greatest sincerity he can give!
At this moment, Guan Yu looked around at the thousand steps in front of him.
He raised his voice again. "It is an honor for you to follow my son Yunqi. In the future, if Guan Mou hears my son's song again, there are words such as 'the soldiers disobey the general', 'disobey the military discipline' and 'contempt'."
Guan will not be polite to the superior's actions!"
Guan Yu emphasized the three words "You're welcome".
In fact, there is no need to emphasize that every word Guan Yu chants is a great deterrent to these songs.
Let them feel infinite "reverence" and "fear" for their "master" Guan Lin from the bottom of their hearts.
These... are the so-called generals establishing their authority in a military camp!
Guan Yu established this prestige for his son!
"Did you hear that?"
Guan Yu roared at the loudspeaker.
"I heard it!" Qianbu Qu responded in unison.
"——My son, Bu Qu, haven't you eaten yet?" Guan Yu's voice came out again.
At this time, Qian Buqu raised his voice and shouted in unison, "How dare you not be loyal?"
Only then was Guan Yu satisfied. He turned around and walked towards Guan Lin. When he came to Guan Lin's side, he did not speak, but gave him a look, indicating that he should go and chat elsewhere.
Guan Lin followed Guan Yu and walked towards the thief Cao Yu in front.
Instead of going to the main hall or the study, the father and son went to a place that gave them some memories.
——The hut!
yes…
Not long ago, the father and son were urinating together outside the study room of the Guan family's residence. This brat even said that Guan Yu's pee was unhealthy!
The thief Cao Yu's hut was ventilated from all sides, and a cool breeze blew in. Both of them felt a little urgent to urinate, so they took off their pants respectively.
Guan Lin was a little more bold, with the whole thing fading down to his thighs, but Guan Yu was very subtle and only missed one corner.
——"Dad? You are very careful when peeing. How can you pee far away like this?"
Guan Lin's abrupt words made Guan Yu immediately want to win. He saw Guan Lin pull his pants down to his thighs, so Guan Yu also pulled his pants down to his thighs.
Then the energy sinks into the Dantian, and the muscles in the waist and abdomen become tight and collapse.
"——Patter!"
The flood gates are generally open...
Sure enough, taking off my pants like this made me pee much further.
"Let's see... what does the child say?" Guan Lin said with a smile: "How about you, dad, sometimes you have to listen to the child. The sage also said that when three people walk together, there must be a teacher from me, and those who are good will follow him.
Then, change the bad things! There are too many bad things about dad, but there are just a lot of good things about the child! Dad should follow the instructions of the sage and learn more from the child!"
Guan Lin's twisted interpretation made Guan Yu frown.
He pondered.
——"It's obvious that I, the father, can pee far away, but this kid wants me to learn from you. Can your kid pee as far away as me?"
Guan Yu was about to have an attack, but three words suddenly came to his mind.
——"Don't be angry."
Immediately, the anger that quietly rose up disappeared with the wind.
"Do you know why my father brought you to the hut?"
"Isn't it because my father has an urgent need to urinate?"
Guan Lin's words were always so unexpected, and he immediately added, "Last time, there was some slight turbidity in dad's urine, which lingered for a long time... I also said that dad had high blood pressure. This time, when I saw it,
Much better... maybe I guessed wrongly, it was low blood pressure. When Dad got angry, his blood pressure increased, so I just combined it and ended up peeing without soaking!"
Well…
Guan Yu was a little speechless.
——"Is it this "blood pressure" again, this medical rhetoric?"
Finally, Guan Yu couldn't bear it anymore and could no longer talk nonsense with this boy. This boy was too clever and sophistical.
He got me in, and I won't be able to borrow anything until tomorrow morning...
"Ahem..."
Guan Yu coughed lightly, settled down deeply, and immediately opened his mouth and said, "The reason why I brought you here is because here we have a dialogue between father and son. Only heaven knows and earth knows, you know and I know!"
"There is also urine, and it also knows it." Guan Lin interjected...
——"Don't be angry!"
Guan Yu forced himself to hold back, took another deep breath, and spoke out all his thoughts.
——"My father has given you everything you want and need. My father wants to go north to Xiangfan, control the Jingjiang River, and seize the area north of Jiangxia... Now it is the dry season, so I need to temporarily borrow your repeating crossbow.
A sidecar, a wooden cow and a stray horse, what do you think of it?"
As expected, it turned out to be...this.
Guan Lin guessed that my father had no good intentions since he took off his pants.
So…
Guan Lin rolled his eyes, seemingly hesitant.
"What? Are you afraid that your father will not repay you?" Guan Yu's tone was gentle enough. This was the first time he spoke to Guan Lin so patiently.
He even had to support Guan Lin. "My son is smart. If you don't want to do a loss-making business, then my father can pay you and rent these weapons from you!"
It is not easy for Guan Yu to talk about this.
only…
"Well..." Guan Lin finally spoke. He smiled at Guan Yu and rubbed his hands, as if he thought it was still unhygienic.
So, I wiped it on dad's green robe... and used it as a hand wipe.
While wiping his hands, he sighed.
"Father has already spoken like this, and if the child refuses again, it will seem unreasonable."
"Well, it's okay, but... the kid found out that he still likes daddy's unruly demeanor at the beginning!"