Oh, yes, I was pinched to death, I am Baozi, I am Qilin."
Baozi slowly opened his eyes and looked at the dark red scene around him, feeling startled and confused.
"Where is this place? Is it the underworld?"
"What are you doing standing there? Hurry up! How can a wild dog still think?"
An extremely huge stinky foot suddenly kicked Baozi's butt, knocking him three feet away.
Baozi frowned and looked back at the guy who kicked him.
Good guy, it doesn't matter if you look back this time, you have completely confirmed your current situation.
I saw that man, tall and tall, holding a three-pronged fork, two horns on his head, with a face like a bison, a chain on his neck, and the word "plough" written on the left side of the breastplate and the word "mud" written on the right side. It was the bull-headed Abang.
Next to him, stood another burly man with a horse face, holding a square halberd and a purgatory talisman hanging on it. He was thin and had a stern look on his face. He was the horse-faced Rakshasa.
Seeing the two ghosts standing behind him, Baozi completely confirmed his death and thought to himself, you old and immortal Bailong elder, how could you be so cruel to kill yourself?
However, when I think about my current situation, I feel very sad. He died unexpectedly at such a young age. Isn't it that he was lucky enough to die? Why did he die so easily?
Just as he was about to say goodbye to the bull-headed horse-faced man, he heard a deafening shout coming from afar:
"You haven't brought it yet?"
When Niu Tou MaMian heard the shouting, he straightened his body, took out a ghost chain, tied the bun tightly, then picked it up with a three-pronged fork, put it on his shoulder, and walked towards the judge's office not far away.
Baozi wanted to struggle, but found that he had no choice. Now that he was a ghost, he couldn't resist the ghost chain at all. He could only smile and plead with the bull-headed horse face:
"Two ghost brothers, I am Qilin, the Holy Lord Qilin. I am blessed with all the luck in the world. My life span is not that short. Have you arrested the wrong person? The higher ups are still waiting for me to go back and save the common people.
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Ma Mian sneered, slapped Baozi on the face and cursed:
"Are you bragging about me? If you were Qilin, I would be the Jade Emperor. Don't talk nonsense there. If you talk too much, I will straighten your bones and make you bark!"
As soon as these words came out, Baozi's head shrank. He knew that these two guys couldn't communicate, so he stopped talking.
But he was still thinking about how to escape. Now that the ghost body and all the demonic powers were gone, escaping was even harder than climbing to the sky.
However, he also thought of the legend that the Monkey King, the Monkey King, was also seduced by ghosts and went to the underworld.
As a result, he came to the underworld and made a big fuss, and checked the names of all the monkeys in the book of life and death. From then on, everyone in Huaguo Mountain lived forever, and there was no longer the prison of death.
And because of this incident, he offended the king of hell in the underworld, and was sued by him in heaven, which led to the subsequent series of events.
Now that I am also a descendant of Huaguo Mountain, and I have learned the laws of heaven and earth, can I imitate the Monkey King and cause trouble in the underworld?
When the time comes, wouldn't it be wonderful to also find the book of life and death and check off my name?
By the way, the names of Xiaoqing, Flathead, Three-Legged Cat, and the Three Demon Kings must also be ticked, otherwise it won’t be beautiful.
But now that the demonic power is gone and all spells cannot be used, what should I do?
Baozi fell into deep thought.
Before he could come up with a countermeasure, the bull-headed horse-faced man had already carried him to the nearest court case.
Just as he was about to step in, a gust of cold wind suddenly passed by. The bull's head and horse's face trembled, and their steps stopped.
Looking back, four ghosts who looked less human than a bull-headed horse-face suddenly appeared:
One, called Bird's Beak, looks like a surly big bird, with feathers spread all over its body, but it is an upright walking being;
The second one is called Fish Gill, with a head like a big fish, staggered fangs, scales all over its body, ugly appearance, but with female characteristics;
The third one is called a wasp. This one looks like a human, but there is a bee stinger on the top of its head, which is long and sharp, as if it is about to pierce your throat at any time. It has a skinny body, a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and it looks indescribably scary;
The fourth one, named Leopard Tail, holds a colorful hammer, has spots all over his body, has long ears on his head, and has merciless eyes. Although his whole body is very yin, his face is very masculine.
Seeing the appearance of the four ghosts, the Bull-headed Horse-faced man was immediately displeased and at the same time became vigilant.
These four never go out together on weekdays, so why are they all here today?
While he was thinking about it, Leopard Tail spoke first, pointing to the bun on Niutou's shoulder and said:
"This dog is a beast and should not be brought to court. Just give it to me, the bull-headed pong."
How could Niu Tou agree? Nowadays, the underworld is not as good as it was back then. There are not many ghosts on weekdays, and it is difficult to catch them all.
I finally met one today, how could I let them take the credit?
You know, sending a ghost to a lawsuit brings with it a certain amount of merit. For ghosts and fairies like them, merit is a necessary thing for spiritual practice.
Besides, he could tell at a glance that this dog was a demon fairy. Although he did not turn into a human form, the demon fairy was still a demon fairy after all, and could no longer be regarded as a beast.
Then he opened his mouth and said to Leopard Tail:
"Although he has the body of a dog, his bones have been refined and he is a demon fairy. He should be counted as a ghost of the human race. How can he be regarded as a beast?"
Baozi was originally thinking about how to run away, but what happened to him happened to him. When the leopard-like ghost called him a "beast", he was not happy.
Lying on Niutou's shoulder, he said unhappily:
"That's right, I am the leader of the demon clan in the three realms, the Demon Saint Qilin. How dare you compare yourself to a beast like me, little brat?"
Leopard Tail looked at the open-mouthed Baozi, and then at the arrogant bull-headed horse-faced man. Without any nonsense, the colorful hammer rolled out with a "bang" and hit Baozi's head.