No... What I mean is that I am awesome. I have enough say in both ancient and modern times. Even if I am exposed, I don't have to worry about taking the initiative. I can take you around.
I just randomly found a few adjectives, did you really count them?
If I say that there is a universe in my sleeve, a law of heaven and earth, three heads and six arms, and an incarnation outside my body, how many thousands of years of Taoism are needed?
In addition, I can understand the river god in the middle of the river. He is probably a kind of land god canonized by the Jing Dynasty. It is estimated that the power of the incense god who manages a large river should not be weak.
But what is the Dragon King of the sea and the star official in the sky?
I don't study well, don't lie to me...
Lu Zheng blinked and smacked his lips. Why does this world feel more and more scary?
So he tried to get some words out of Liu Qingyan's mouth and sighed, "I don't know how powerful the Dragon King of the Sea is."
"The Dragon Clan rules the whole world, and all the people, monsters, ghosts, and monsters on the sea are at their mercy, and they can compete with the imperial court. Of course they are powerful." Liu Qingyan said matter-of-factly, "But the Dragon Clan has always been on good terms with the Central Plains, and many Dragon Clan come to Dajing.
I became a water god."
Lu Zheng nodded and asked casually, "The star officials in the sky were also canonized by the imperial court?"
Liu Qingyan stuck out her tongue, "I don't know much about this. I just heard other monsters talk about it when I was in Wanfu County. I think it must be very powerful."
Lu Zheng thought about the twenty-eight constellations in "Journey to the West" and nodded, "It should be pretty awesome."
So Lu Zheng decided to keep a low profile. Modern technological products must not be brought here!
…
The two wandered along, and soon it was noon, and then they passed by a small stall selling chicken noodle soup.
"Gudu." Liu Qingyan swallowed.
Lu Zheng glanced at the rotten chicken cooked in the pot, "You guys really... love chicken!"
Liu Qingyan's cheeks were covered with a light blush, and she was a little embarrassed, "I have eaten it since I was a child. I have always liked it. The meat is tender and tender, and it tastes good."
Lu Zheng took Liu Qingyan and turned to the stall, "Boss, two bowls of chicken noodle soup. I'll give you the money for one more bowl and add more chicken to our noodles."
"Okay, you two, please take a seat. Do you want chopped green onions?" The stall owner enthusiastically extended his hand to invite the two of them to sit down.
"want!"
…
The two of them ate chicken noodle soup, slurping and slurping, and then gulping down the meat and soup.
"It's delicious." Liu Qingyan licked her lips.
Lu Zheng touched his chin, "This is delicious. It seems to be quite easy to make a living."
Liu Qingyan's face turned red. She just likes to eat chicken. What does it have to do with making a living?
Lu Zheng smiled, "Do you still remember the fried chicken I brought last time?"
Liu Qingyan's eyes lit up, "Remember! Lu Lang is going to make this kind of chicken again? After we came back that day, Qingyan tried it, but the taste was still different."
Lu Zheng waved his hand, "There are more delicious ones."
Compared to traditional food, KFC is nothing!
Roasted chicken, steamed chicken, roasted chicken, smoked chicken, braised chicken, three-cup chicken, spicy chicken, saliva chicken, kung pao chicken, cola chicken wings, barbecued pork steak, sesame chicken, white chopped chicken, crispy chicken, beggar
Chicken, steam pot chicken, chestnut roasted chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms...
This is what Lu Zheng knows. He is not a gourmet, so there are only more things he doesn't know.
Tell me, with so many famous chickens in hand, and with Lu Zheng’s methods, where else can Liu Qingyan go?
Go home with my brother to eat**!
…
Lu Zheng originally planned to go to Yizhou Prefecture the next day, but it happened to coincide with the modern weekend.
Last time, because a fraudster was caught in the middle, Lu Zheng and Lin Wan played a project at Disney. Afterwards, Disney's management specially gave Lin Wan two more tickets to compensate.
However, Lin Wan has been busy since then and has no time to go out for fun. This time she is not busy on the weekend, so she calls Lu Zheng and makes an appointment to go there again.
"It just so happens that this time we don't have to queue up for the speed light wheel. Let's fly over the horizon first."
"What you said makes sense!"
So, Lu Zheng traveled back to Da Jing Dynasty, looked at the dead dog on the ground, threw the dead dog's body into the woodshed in the backyard, told Uncle Li not to move, and casually took a cold spell on the dog's body to use it.
Anticorrosion.
Not to mention, the Cold Talisman is really easy to use, just like a small refrigerator, one can last a whole day.
…
Disneyland.
"There are still so many people!" Lin Wan sighed.
"What should we eat for lunch?" Lu Zheng asked.
At this time, they had already come out of Over the Horizon, lined up two amusement rides with not many people, and also watched an indoor performance.
The time came to half past twelve, and it was time to have lunch.
"Let me take a look." Lin Wan looked at the map for a long time and began to have difficulty choosing. "Should I go to Pirate BBQ Bay or Tribal Fengsheng Hall? Country Kitchen seems to have good reviews?"
Lu Zheng, "..."
Fortunately, it was Lin Wan who made the decision, not a pretentious woman who said it was casual while letting her boyfriend make the decision but didn't agree with it.
"Let's go! Go to Pirate BBQ Bay for barbecue!"
…
After finally queuing up, I bought a meal, found a shared table, and ate in a noisy manner. It didn't have the atmosphere of a pirate barbecue bay at all.
I can only say that the unique national conditions are here, so just bear with it.
…
In the afternoon, Lu Zheng and Lu Zheng had no interest in queuing up to experience the amusement facilities. Instead, they visited various theaters, outdoor landscapes, indoor tours and other places, leaving a series of footprints for the two of them.
Along the way, the two took photos from time to time. Lin Wan wore various Disney decorations and her graceful figure allowed Lu Zheng to take photos, which attracted many envious looks.
"Buy, buy, buy! This is Belle's dress, this is Cinderella's dress, this is Elsa's dress, and there's also a female pirate's costume, oh, and a black widow's battle suit?" Lu Zheng glanced at her.
Turn on the light and start scanning.
The other girls looked at Lu Zheng and Lin Wan with envy, but Lin Wan looked at Lu Zheng with a look full of weirdness and embarrassment.
After scanning the goods for a long time, there were too many things to take. Disney also provided a mailing service. Lu Zheng expressed that he was very satisfied, left his phone number and address, and sent everything directly to... Lin Wan's home.
"I didn't expect there was an unexpected gain!" Lu Zheng was very happy.
Then, after Lin Wan pinched his ribs twice and Lu Zheng promised her to fully guide her in the follow-up content of "Eighteen Postures of Dancing Mountains", Lu Zhengzhi proudly hugged her and continued shopping.
…
Compared with the past when visiting the amusement park was just to play and take photos, now there are more facilities in the amusement park, and there are more things for tourists to do. One of the ten people Lu Zheng met along the way was recording videos with a selfie stick or something.
When it comes to live broadcasting, it is still done by a single-person gang, and there are also a few scattered helpers or a team of several people, which looks like a professional.
Fortunately, today is not a holiday. Although there are many visitors to the park, it is not overcrowded.
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan walked past several posing and beautiful internet celebrities, and after crushing them until nothing was left of them in the background, they finally met an interesting one.
"Dear viewers, the 22nd guest guest has just admitted that I am a magician with magical power. Now we continue to find the 23rd guest to see if they can crack my magical magic!"
"Dear viewers who have just entered the live broadcast room, this is the Flying Magic live broadcast room. Today we are doing a Disneyland special. We are looking for tourists who can crack my magical magic!"
"As long as a tourist can decipher my magical magic, he or she will get a two-person package of hotel and tickets for two days and one night at Disneyland. In addition, I will draw a hundred lucky viewers from the live broadcast room audience and give away Disney blind boxes.
One serving!”
"Everyone in the audience, use your rewards to summon tourists who can break my magic!"
…
"Oh, I saw a super beauty and her ordinary boyfriend. Let's let this super beauty...'s boyfriend be our twenty-third guest today!"
[Let’s be honest, you are just afraid of being beaten]
【I want to see the young lady~】
【gkd!gkd!】
The anchor glanced at Lu Zheng, waved to the photographer, and kept the camera on his side, "Let's first ask people if they are willing to be in the camera. If they agree, they will be our twenty-third guest.
Already."
Then Lu Zheng and Lin Wan were blocked by a handsome-looking young man.
"Hello, I am Fei Xiang, a magician with magical magic..."
Feixiang said again what he just said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "It's just a game, so, are you two willing to be in the camera?"
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan looked at each other, and Lin Wan smiled and said, "Not bad, he's quite professional. He also knows how to ask for our opinions, and he just uses the camera to criticize us before he comes forward."
Feixiang smiled and said, "What I do is long-term content output, not short-term traffic to win fans."
In the live broadcast, he was flooded with all kinds of complaints.
[vomited...]
[I believe him, ten of the twenty-two guests in front are beautiful girls]
[Well, in Disneyland, it is acceptable for the girls to be of high quality. Otherwise, how can we call it a park special? 】
[Listening to this young lady’s voice, I feel very oppressive and aggressive. I look forward to agreeing! 】
However, the sound coming from outside the camera disappointed them.
"I'll be in the frame, forget about my girlfriend." Lu Zheng said with a smile, "After all, the guest you are looking for is me, right?"
[Ah ah ah, I hate this kind of steely straight man the most! 】
【I want to see a super pretty young lady!】
The next moment, Lu Zheng came into the camera, and Lu Zheng smiled and said to Lin Wan outside the camera, "I'm lucky, I can't finish shopping here in one day, and someone happens to be treating me, so let's continue next time and try the tribe.
Plenty Hall and Country Kitchen.”
[Ouch, I’m so confident, my boyfriend is at his maximum, I love him so much]
[Principal Gu is an ordinary guy, this ordinary boyfriend really has a Guy style]
[This smile is so warm. Sister, what should I do if I am already warm and wet? 】
[Hmph, bragging and pretending, waiting to be slapped in the face!]
[Pretentious, fake, you will definitely hide your face and run away later! 】
…
The photographer's technique is very good. In the lens, Fei Xiang and Lu Zheng are completely in the frame.
"Okay, please watch, I'm about to cast magic," Feixiang raised his hands to Lu Zheng, "Look carefully, if you can't see through it, then you have to admit that I am a magician with magical power. Of course, if
You can see through it, the two-person Disney Castle Park ticket package worth 2,000 yuan is yours!"