Walking on the street, Lu Zheng felt that he was really crazy, why did he come to Su City to play.
That’s just the Humble Administrator’s Garden. I see this kind of featureless ancient town every day!
And it’s more authentic and antique than here, even the people are from ancient times!
…
At around five o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them came out of the ancient town and planned to go to the Jinji Lake Scenic Area and have dinner on the way.
As a result, as soon as I came out of the parking lot, I saw a commotion not far ahead.
"What's going on?" Lu Zheng blinked.
"Something happened?" Lin Wan frowned.
Out of professional habit, Lin Wan subconsciously ran there...
Lu Zheng naturally followed.
Then I heard some people running this way shouting "Wild boar!", "Run!", "So many wild boars!" and so on.
"Wild boar?"
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan looked at each other.
"There are also wild boars in Sioux City?" Lu Zheng couldn't help but ask.
"Last time I read the news, it was said that there were several cases in Hangzhou City. The distance between the two sides is not far. Could it be that they have also fled to Suzhou City?" Lin Wan replied.
The two of them went upstream and saw a group of nearly ten wild boars galloping towards them on the sidewalk.
A big wild boar and six or seven small wild boars were so impressive that pedestrians on the road gave way, and there were many panicked pedestrians running around.
Those little wild boars were okay, but the big wild boar was more than one meter long and weighed more than two hundred kilograms.
"No, the big wild boar in the lead must be frightened!" Lin Wan shouted.
"Someone is injured!" Lu Zheng had already seen a pedestrian lying on the ground on the way to the wild boar. He must have been knocked over by the wild boar.
"Run!"
Someone saw Lu Zheng and Lin Wan walking upstream and thought they were there to watch the fun.
"You don't want your life!"
"That's a wild boar! Get out of the way!"
"Stop it!" Lin Wan shouted.
"I'll deal with the big one." Lu Zheng frowned, took a step forward, and aimed at the big wild boar in the lead.
After all, Lin Wan has not developed the warrior spirit yet, so Lu Zheng is a little worried about her being injured.
"Okay!" Lin Wan nodded, not worried about Lu Zheng.
Helicopter hatches can be kicked open with just one kick. It is not easy to deal with a wild boar weighing just 200 kilograms. To be dangerous, it has to be head-to-head with a wild boar weighing more than 800 kilograms like those in Africa or North America.
"Holy shit! Do these two idiots want to die?"
"No! Stay away!"
Pedestrians on the road were extremely anxious, but no one dared to run out to save others.
Everyone could see that Lu Zheng and Lin Wan acted very resolutely, and they were going towards the wild boars.
"They want to stop the wild boar?"
"Go crazy!"
"Don't they go online? Don't they know how powerful wild boars are?"
"A grown man can't hold a small wild boar, right?"
"Call the police!"
"I reported it, but the police can't fly over no matter how fast they are!"
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"Close! Close!"
"I can't bear to watch it!"
…
Lu Zheng and the big wild boar charged each other face to face.
Seeing that the distance was approaching, the big wild boar lowered its head and rushed forward, even gaining speed within a short distance.
"Oh, should I go?"
In the blink of an eye, a person and a pig are only one meter apart, and intimate contact and in-depth communication are about to occur.
Lu Zheng's expression was relaxed, and in the blink of an eye, he turned aside to avoid the big wild boar's rush.
Then he raised the knife with his right hand and slashed the back of the big wild boar's head and neck with one hand.
"Let's go!"
The big wild boar immediately rolled its eyes, its front legs softened, and it grabbed the ground with its head. Then it turned over and rolled into a ball.
"Bang!"
It hit a big tree on the side of the road and then stopped.
Dizzy!
"Crash-"
The big tree shook for a while, knocking down some scattered fallen leaves.
On the other side, Lin Wan was short. She reached forward with her left and right hands and caught the back of two small wild boars. Then she hit the other two small wild boars with her backhand.
"Bang! Bang!"
There were two loud noises, and several cracks were made in the floor tiles.
The two little wild boars she hit and the two little wild boars she used as sledgehammers collapsed on the ground, with only the ability to hum.
ko! Four at a time!
But there are three more.
Just as Lu Zheng stunned the big wild boar with a knife, the little wild boar on Lu Zheng's side rushed in front of him.
Following the same example, he also reached out and picked up two small wild boars. The small wild boar in his left hand smashed the last one.
"Bang!"
In addition, his right hand grabbed the last little wild boar by the scruff of its neck and lifted it up directly.
The world is quiet...
No, it's not quiet yet. The little wild boar in Lu Zheng's hand is still humming, twisting and kicking its limbs, but it has no effect at all.
"Do you think this group of wild boars are wild or domestic?" Lu Zheng asked Lin Wan, "We have solved a wild boar crisis. Can this little wild boar be given to us for dinner?"
"You're overthinking. One big area is many small ones. It's a typical wild boar's habit of living in groups, and wild boars are protected animals. If you dare to eat them, you have to be prepared to be hunted." Lin Wan said with a smile.
Of course Lu Zheng knew what Lin Wan was talking about, he was just joking.
"Well, it seems that I was very foresight in reducing the force of my palm. It's just a fine, because it would be really stupid for a wild boar to send me in." Lu Zheng curled his lips.
"But wild boars have become too prevalent recently, and it seems that they are about to be kicked off the list of protected animals." Lin Wan rubbed her chin, her eyes shining, "How about we go into the mountains to hunt wild boars?"
I have already practiced the "Eighteen Postures of Carrying Mountain" to the seventeenth posture, and I see that I am about to complete it.
As a police officer, of course I can't treat my colleagues as punching bags, and there aren't that many criminals who need to take action.
In this case, wild boar, a ferocious large animal that is not on the list, is naturally a good target for Lin Wan to test his strength.
Lu Zheng shook his head, "This seems to be just asking for opinions. I don't know how long it will take until the list is finalized."
Lin Wan said with a smile, "No need to worry, no need to worry."
…
The two casually knocked over a herd of wild boars, and then stood in the middle of a pile of wild boars that could not get up. They spoke as if no one was around, shocking all the pedestrians around them.
"What the hell?"
"Fuck!"
"What just happened?"
"It can't be right? It can't be right? Isn't it right?"
"I recorded it all!"
"A martial arts master, what is this?"
"Are you kidding me? Are you really or not?"
Then a group of brave pedestrians gathered around him.
Lu Zheng and Lin Wan put on their caps and big sunglasses together in perfect agreement.
It's not that they didn't want to leave, but this time it was different from that time when the car rolled over to save people.
There were only two of them participating this time, so they had to wait for the police to arrive and explain the matter clearly before leaving.