Chapter 655: A Visit to the Prime Minister’s Mansion
Xiao Linglong's words almost frightened Zhao Kang to death. How could he know whether Li Laoba's health club was legitimate or not?
He quickly said: "Well, your majesty's health club does not accept female guests. If you are tired, let's go back to the restaurant and I will give you a massage."
"Don't entertain female guests? Who gave you the courage to set such a rule?"
Xiao Linglong snorted coldly.
Zhao Kang's scalp was numb and he didn't know what to say.
"Take me there."
Seeing Zhao Kang frozen in place, Her Majesty the Empress was in a bad mood. Isn't it just a place for massage and health care? I couldn't get in?
"Your Majesty, why don't we go there? This is a place where those unscrupulous people often come. Your dragon body is so valuable, how can you go to a place like that?" Zhao Kang tried his best to stop him.
Xiao Linglong's eyes were unkind: "What does it mean to be unfaithful to the people? I have the body of a dragon! I have more eyes and mouths than the common people! If you don't lead me, I will go by myself. Now I have to have fun with the people!"
"Also! I changed the rule of not accepting female guests today!"
Her Majesty the Empress, who subconsciously feels that men and women should be equal, is a little unhappy. When did you, Zhao Kang, also learn these flattery words!
"What the hell is this!"
Zhao Kang had a headache. Looking at Her Majesty the Empress's determined eyes that she insisted on having fun with the people, he could only lead the way with a sad face.
As soon as she arrived at the door, Xiao Linglong felt something was wrong. Why was the atmosphere at the entrance so weird? The lights were dim, and there were many portraits of women hanging on the wall.
There was a drowsy man at the counter. Upon seeing this, Her Majesty the Empress said, "Wake him up."
Zhao Kang could only bite the bullet: "Zhang Laoba."
Lao Ba was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he was surprised to see that it was Zhao Kang: "Master? Why didn't you go to Yihongyuan today? Remember this?"
Xiao Linglong laughed, while Zhao Kang was speechless.
Zhang Laoba looked at the laughter and almost frightened him out of his wits: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"
He also went to greet her today and recognized Xiao Linglong at a glance. He was still thinking about it at the time.
Damn it, if there was such a beautiful woman in my club, how much money would it make?
Unexpectedly, His Majesty came at night.
Xiao Linglong said hurriedly: "Zhang Laoba, don't panic, I'm just here for a massage, don't make any noise."
"massage!"
Not to mention that it was okay, Zhang Laoba screamed directly, as if he had seen a ghost.
Her Majesty the Empress frowned: "I told you not to say anything."
"Your Majesty, we do massage!" Before Zhang Laoba could finish his words, Zhao Kang kicked him directly.
"What the hell were you doing just now? Offended Shengwei!"
Then he hugged Zhang Laoba and said in a low and fast voice: "If you fucking dare to say what this massage is for, you will be dead."
"Zhao Kang, who asked you to beat the people!"
Xiao Linglong's dissatisfied voice sounded, and Zhao Kang let go and said with a smile: "No, I just couldn't hold it back for a while when I saw him colliding with your Majesty."
Zhang Laoba also hurriedly said: "It's the common people who are wrong and offended the Holy Power. I'll kick you!"
Xiao Linglong frowned: "Okay, make arrangements for me as soon as possible. It's been a tiring day."
"Your Majesty, please sit down for a while, Lao Ba and I will go and make arrangements for you."
Zhao Kang said as he hugged Zhang Laoba and came to the door.
"Lao Ba, are there no guests inside?"
Lao Ba said worriedly: "The guests haven't been served yet."
"Don't accept guests tonight, think of a way to fool His Majesty." Zhao Kang sighed.
Lao Ba was shocked: "Why did you fool me if I didn't do this? Are you really going to press her? The key is that she doesn't have that thing either!"
"Why the hell wouldn't you just let the girl fool around a few times and have to think about the things in the crotch?" Zhao Kang was so angry that he wanted to beat him.
Lao Ba shook his head desperately: "Don't, you have never taught those promiscuous people how to give a serious massage, and they have all met His Majesty."
"Even if I lend them your courage, sir, they won't dare to entertain His Majesty!"
Zhao Kang wanted to say something else, but Her Majesty the Empress's impatient voice came from behind: "Zhao Kang, what's the matter with you? It's so difficult for me to give you a massage?"
"Hey, it's coming, it's time to die!"
Zhao Kang let go of Lao Ba and asked him to go in and ask the girls in each room to leave to make an empty room.
He took Xiao Linglong into the backyard. There were many rooms in the yard, and Lao Ba had packed up one room.
Seeing Zhao Kang coming out, he hurriedly came up to him and said, "Master, I'm going to guard the gate for you. Please take care of yourself!"
Accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger, not to mention giving massages to His Majesty, which is not an easy job.
Zhao Kang sighed sadly and turned around to walk into the room.
In the room, Xiao Linglong was looking at a wooden sign with many strange things written on it. The facilities in the room were only a bed and a table and chairs.
The strange thing is that the lantern is actually made of pink paper, which makes Her Majesty the Empress feel even more strange.
Seeing Zhao Kang walking in, Xiao Linglong raised her eyebrows: "Where is the massage person?"
Zhao Kang smiled uglier than crying: "They didn't dare, so they had no choice but to let me come."
Xiao Linglong said oh: "Do you know how to massage?"
Zhao Kang nodded, and Her Majesty the Empress smiled and said: "I forgot that all the industries in Yuanjiang County are actually yours. By the way, why can't I understand what is written on the sign above?"
"What is ice and fire? What is this essential oil? And the name of Emperor's Health Care is quite impressive. What are they?"
Zhao Kang hesitated for a moment, but couldn't think of a reasonable explanation and could only say: "They are all massage techniques and health-preserving methods."
Xiao Linglong: "Then do it all for me."
Zhao Kang almost vomited blood: "No, no, no, your Majesty, this can't be done!"
"Why not? What happened to you today? Are you the king or am I the king?"
Xiao Linglong chuckled: "I order you to do it!"
Zhao Kang's heart skipped a beat: "Then your Majesty, let's say it first. This is what you asked for. You can't blame me when the time comes! Why don't you forget it, Your Majesty? Go back to the restaurant and let Lu Yuan do it for you."
Her Majesty the Empress's patience has been exhausted after repeated obstructions, and she is now in a bad mood.
"Okay, okay, I asked for it, I won't blame you! It's just a massage and health care, I've decided to do it today!"
"Okay, I will go and get ready. Your Majesty will sit down for a while."
Zhao Kang drooped his head and left, and Xiao Linglong curled her lips: "Really, if you don't let me relax even after leaving the palace, it will only cause trouble!"
After a while, Zhao Kang walked in carrying a bucket, which made Xiao Linglong curious.
Then I saw Zhao Kang opening a cabinet in the room and taking out some bottles and cans.
The empress was curious: "What is this?"
Zhao Kang said without raising his head: "Essential oil."
After speaking, she opened a bottle and poured the contents into the hot water. Xiao Linglong immediately smelled a strange aroma.
Can't help but look forward to it: "It smells pretty good."
Zhao Kang closed the door, then carried the bucket and thought about what Her Majesty the Empress had said before, and suddenly realized that this matter was not that difficult.
When he came to the bed and put down the bucket, Zhao Kang sat down on the stool and said, "Your Majesty, please raise your legs."
