Six hundred and seventieth chapters men are also crazy
"Idiot!"
When the ruffian saw Zhao Kang actually taking out needle and thread from his arms, he was startled and started to run back. Several guards from the Military and Horse Division quickly pinned him down.
While arranging the needle and thread, Zhao Kang walked over with a sinister smile: "You like to poop in the street, right? I'm going to sew you up and let you poop with your mouth later. Take off his pants for me!"
"No, no, no! I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't sew my butt! Help!"
The guards pulled down his trousers, and Popi suddenly felt a cool breeze, which made him cry and his crotch became wet.
The guard looked away: "Sir, he was so scared that he peed his pants."
"Are you scared? I haven't done it yet. Don't panic. I'm very experienced in doing this kind of needlework."
While Zhao Kang was talking, he put on the cotton thread and kicked the rogue. The frightened rogue saw that he seemed to be serious about it, and he wailed quickly.
"My lord, my lord! I know I was wrong. I will never poop on the street again! Please let me go. Don't sew me!"
"I thought he was a good guy!"
Zhao Kang snorted coldly: "Let him go."
When the guard heard this, he quickly let go, and the man ran away without even lifting his pants, crying as he ran, like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied.
Now everyone looked at Zhao Kang with something wrong. You are numb, you are simply not human!
"Who else wants to poop in the street! Stand up and poop in front of me! Damn it, if I know who poops in the street, I will not only sew you up, but also throw you into a pit to soak for two days!"
When Zhao Kang drinks it, he becomes very domineering.
All the people took a step back without daring to look at him.
What does it mean to be domineering? This is it.
Liu Jian'an swallowed and shrank behind His Royal Highness. He had done this before urinating in public on the street when he was drunk.
Xiao Xuance's face turned pale, but his eyes were full of admiration as he looked at Zhao Kang's back. This was so overbearing that so many people were so frightened by him that they didn't dare to breathe.
It turns out that deterrence is effective.
Zhao Kang's expression softened and he spoke again: "Besides, who said I won't let you poop or pee! I won't let you poop or pee in the street. What is this? This is a fucking road, a place for people to leave!"
"Don't you think it's disgusting if you step on some shit while walking on the road? Show me over there!"
Pointing to the place where the Ministry of Industry was constructing, everyone looked over subconsciously, and Zhao Kang's voice rang out: "That place is called a public toilet! In the future, many public toilets will be built in the nine gates of the five cities of our imperial capital. If you don't have a toilet or a bucket at home, just go there.
That’s convenient.”
"Do you understand?"
"I understand!"
The common people were startled and responded quickly. After receiving Zhao Kang's permission, they dispersed one after another.
When he turned around, he found that Xiao Xuance and others all took a step back. A group of soldiers and horse guards also looked at him in fear. Zhao Kang was suspicious: "What are you doing? What the hell?"
Xiao Xuance said, "That Zhao Kang, have you really sewn someone's penis?"
"you guess."
Zhao Kang snorted, put away his needle and thread, and looked at a group of soldiers and horse guards: "And you, I have been keeping a close eye on you these days. If anyone is found defecating in the open, they will be arrested immediately. If you don't do anything good for me,
Just sew yours!"
After scolding everyone, Zhao Kang hummed a ditty with his hands behind his back and left to find a place to drink tea.
Someone behind him whispered: "He must have done this kind of thing."
"That's right, how can a grown man carry needle and thread with him!"
"Hey, dear, maybe this person is addicted, and he is just thinking about needlework!"
"You have to stay away from him."
In ten days, the 60 public toilets Zhao Kang needed were built, with slogans painted on the walls.
Several ordinary people looked at the writing on the wall and were a little confused, so they asked the soldiers and horses guards next to them.
"What do you mean, sir?"
"This is the slogan written by Mr. Zhao: Those who defecate in the open will have no descendants."
"This one, the father who dumps dirt will be sold to death!"
"Strive to be the vanguard of civilization and build a beautiful imperial capital together!"
"When you poop, choose the public restroom!"
“You can defecate in public toilets with peace of mind!”
The people were shocked. It was the first time in decades that they heard that people could pull out tricks when pooping.
A guard came out: "Look here and there, remember these two words, public toilet. The place with these two words is the place for defecating. Mr. Zhao said the reward for the first one to defecate in the public toilet."
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As soon as I heard that I was rich, the people around me gathered around me. How could I still get money for shit? It was really strange.
"Also remember, there are differences between men and women. The men's restroom is on the left and the women's restroom is on the right. There are words written on them. If you don't understand, remember to ask others. Mr. Zhao said, if a man dares to let a woman go to the public restroom,
Go in, and if you catch him, sew him up and let him use his mouth to go to the toilet in the future!"
"Don't even remember it!"
Everyone was startled, took a few steps back and looked at the toilet with fear. After all, Zhao Kang's reputation has spread in the outer city these days.
Common people all know that there is a demon named Mr. Zhao who likes to sew people up at every turn.
"What? Come and try. No one has ever used this toilet. The first one to use it will be rewarded with a hundred coins." The guard tossed the copper coins in his hand.
One of the people came out and said, "I'm coming!"
Everyone quickly got out of the way. The man took a deep breath and went to the toilet, which was like an execution ground.
When the man came back from going to the toilet, the people saw that the guard actually gave him a hundred coins, and they were immediately excited.
So it’s really him who poops, does he have money to pay for it?
Immediately everyone ran to find the toilet.
Soldiers and Horses Division.
Zhao Kang and the other three were drinking tea when several guards who were responsible for guarding the public toilets came in. They looked at Zhao Kang fearfully and then said: "I'm telling you, Your Highness, the people have begun to gradually accept the public toilets."
"Good job."
Zhao Kang put down his tea bowl and said to Liu Jian'an, "Master Liu."
"Tell me." Although his official rank is higher than that of Zhao Kang, Liu Jian'an is really afraid of this guy.
Zhao Kang: "I'd like to trouble Mr. Liu to post a notice and summon three to five hundred people to form a health team. These people will patrol the streets every day to check the health of various cities. They also ask people from the Golden Juice Shop to always pay attention to the public toilets. They are full.
Just dig it out, these are good fertilizers."
"I understand, but Mr. Zhao, building a few public toilets can really solve the problem of filth and chaos in the outer city?" Liu Jian'an was full of doubts.
Zhao Kang: "This is just the first step. We want people to gradually understand the importance of hygiene and health. I will get a batch of soap over time."
This is Zhao Kang's ultimate goal of rectifying the sanitary environment of the imperial capital.
He felt distressed that he had been robbed of a million taels of silver by a bitch woman. He had to find an opportunity to get it back. People's awareness of hygiene had improved, so wouldn't this soap have a use?
"Soap?" Liu Jian'an and Xiao Xuance were both confused.
Zhao Kang: "This is none of your business. Mr. Liu, please find someone to copy my booklet and make a thousand copies."
Zhao Kang threw out the hygiene manual he had written in the past few days.
