Chapter 481: The National Master is sincere and I will not bully him
Unlike the simple equipment of the Qucheng garrison, the Jin soldiers under Chamuha were well-equipped with weapons and equipment.
They only belong to Helianwei's vanguard army, and they are the group with the most outstanding combat capabilities among the entire Jin Kingdom army.
In addition to the uniformly issued scimitar, each person was also issued twenty arrows.
A wave of arrows was thrown down, and the defenders on the top of the city could only find cover to hide.
But many soldiers still fell to the ground after being hit by arrows.
Zhao Mingyi ordered people to take the soldiers in his hands down for treatment and considered countermeasures. ??
It is daytime now, which is advantageous for the attacking enemy. The gap in equipment and weapons also makes it more difficult to defend the city.
"Damn if there was gunpowder!"
Zhao Mingyi cursed in his heart, his wife Nalancai was the prefect of Guzhou, and was also a high-ranking official in the entire Jingguo.
Naturally, we also knew that Qian Guo had sent black gunpowder to Jing Guo in the past two years, and Zhao Mingyi had even seen the power of gunpowder.
Um, gunpowder?
A person suddenly flashed through Zhao Mingyi's mind. The person who made black gunpowder was the national master of Qian State with the same surname as him, Zhao Kang!
Regarding Zhao Kang, although Zhao Mingyi had never met him, he admired him very much in his heart, so he paid special attention to everything about Zhao Kang.
"I remember Nalan seemed to have said that the Imperial Guard once used some kind of defensive equipment to defend Jinlin Pass for half a month."
Zhao Mingyi recalled the scene in his mind of his wife laughing so hard when she said this.
"The Imperial Master of the Qian Kingdom was really incredible. He actually poisoned the shit and boiled it. It almost sickened the Qi Zhou soldiers who were attacking the city to death!"
That’s right! Golden juice!
Zhao Mingyi's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his head to look at the Jin soldiers who were still hitting the city gate.
The queue to knock on the door is very long. If the boiled excrement is poured down on your head, even if you have a strong fighting spirit, you will be disgusted, right?
Thinking that Zhao Mingyi is such a serious person
The man couldn't help but have a bad smile on his face. He leaned against the wall to avoid the arrows, and pulled the soldier beside him: "Go and call Lin Yi!"
Lin Yi ran up with bloodshot eyes. He had not slept all night and was fighting on the front line.
When he saw Zhao Mingyi, he couldn't help but said, "What's wrong, Mr. Zhao? These bastards bullied me when they came out without weapons. Several people below were shot and killed! Damn!"
"Save your energy by cursing less."
Zhao Mingyi laughed and said, "Find a few common people and go to the latrines in the city to dig out a few buckets of dung and boil them for me."
"What the hell?" Lin Yi was dumbfounded and almost thought he heard wrong.
In such a tense and critical moment, you actually asked me to cook shit for fun? Is this wrong?
Zhao Mingyi explained, "Zhao Kang, the national advisor of Qian Kingdom, once used boiled dung to repel the enemy's attack during the offensive and defensive battle of Jinlin Pass when his equipment lagged behind the enemy's. I want to try it."
"Will this...be effective?"
Large pots were boiling with feces, and it was boiling and bubbling. Lin Yi felt a little disgusted just thinking about that scene.
Zhao Mingyi smiled bitterly and said, "Let's try it. We don't have enough bows and arrows to meet the enemy's counterattack. We can't even hold our heads out so we can't defend for long."
Lin Yi thought about it. His own firepower was not on the same level as the enemy's. He should use whatever methods he could find now.
He immediately gritted his teeth and said "Two Tigers!"
A soldier in the distance responded, "Here's General Lin!"
"Call twenty people to go dig out the shit with me!"
Not long after, a strange smell suddenly filled the city gate.
The wind blew past the Jin soldiers who were banging against the city gate and couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Then his eyes vomited, he opened his mouth and spit it out.
"Grass, what does it smell like!"
"I don't know! Ugh... no! I'm dizzy, nauseous and want to vomit!"
"Who the hell did you poop without wiping your butt? Why does it smell like shit!"
"How can poop be so smelly?"
On the top of the city, Lin Yi and twenty others came to Zhao Mingyi with their waists bent and toilet paper stuffed in their noses. Everyone came to Zhao Mingyi carrying a wooden bucket. .??.
Zhao Mingyi just took a breath and almost felt like his soul was leaving his body. Looking at the bubbling and steaming stool in the wooden bucket carried by Lin Yi, he couldn't help opening his mouth and spit it out.
"Don't waste, don't waste, spit in the bucket!" Lin Yi laughed evilly, and he vomited several times during the process of cooking stool.
It was so disgusting that he even had to stir it during the cooking process to prevent it from burning.
That process made Lin Yi think that he was making porridge.
"Ugh! Keep it away!"
Zhao Mingyi, who decided to imitate Zhao Kang's golden juice and retreat from the enemy, almost vomited out his bile and looked at Lin Yi with tears in his eyes.
Lin Yi noticed two rolls of papyrus on the ground, and Zhao Mingyi quickly stuffed them into his nostrils. Only then did he feel reborn!
Wiping away his tears, Zhao Mingyi gasped, "This smell is like nothing else!"
"Isn't that right? It's fresh. How to use it?" Lin Yi asked.
Zhao Mingyi said fiercely, "Pour it on the heads of the enemy soldiers who hit the door!"
Hearing this, the soldiers in charge of cooking stool fell silent. Lin Yi said with a sad expression, "Mr. Zhao, are you serious?"
"Nonsense, it's still false!" Zhao Mingyi breathed.
A nervous soldier clicked his tongue, "If we do such an immoral thing, we won't be struck by lightning in the future, right?"
Zhao Mingyi smiled angrily, "Bupa, wait until they break the city and you'll be slashed with a knife!"
> Lin Yi smiled mischievously, "Come on, brothers, we are guests from afar, let's treat these bastards to something warm!"
"You guys, it's time to eat!"
The faces of the twenty people suddenly became full of excitement, and they were already a little impatient.
Catching a break in the rain of arrows, Lin Yi shouted, "Brothers, fall!"
The twenty people immediately poured the wooden barrels they carried towards the enemy attacking the city.
Instantly, the steaming stool poured down, forming a beautiful waterfall of stool.
There is quite a romantic feeling of flying down three thousand feet, which is like the Milky Way falling into the sky.
It’s just shithole art!
Suddenly there were screams from below.
"Ah, it's so hot! What is this!"
"Ouch, it stinks, what the hell is this!"
"It's poop! It's cooked poop!"
"Oh my god, they actually dumped shit!"
"Ni Ma! You are human beings too!!"
A Jin soldier was so angry that he raised his head and cursed. The next moment, his mouth was filled with hot bitterness.
He immediately fell to the ground, feeling that no one in this world had any desire and nothing could hurt him anymore.
His body twitched, the brave soldier closed his eyes and shed two drops of crystal tears.
He made deep repentance for his crime of invading other countries.
If I knew I had to eat shit and choose again, I would never set foot on Jingguo's territory...
"Run!"
Even the siege beams were thrown away, and the enemy troops of the Jin Kingdom ran away immediately after being showered with shit.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Mingyi pulled out the tissue paper from his nose and felt in awe of the teachers and students of Qian Guoguo whom he had never met before.
I'm sorry, the Imperial Master, this shit is so powerful!