I just said you guys are here to take a shit, which made a few people confused.
Liu Hanlong's mouth twitched: "Poop?"
"right."
The person guarding the public restroom glanced at a few people and said, "You are from out of town, so you can't poop and pee anywhere in our outer city! If you want to use the restroom, come to the public restroom. There is no charge and free toilet paper is given out."
"This is really strange."
Li Muqing's face was full of doubts. This kind of thing was not new. People did it in the imperial capital of Zhou Dynasty. But this was the first time he heard about public toilets. The quality of the people in the country was so high?
"So if you want to go to the toilet easily, you all come to this public toilet?"
The person guarding the toilet said: "No, urinating in public is a serious crime in our place. You must never do such a thing!"
"What will happen if I do it?" Ye Hongxue asked subconsciously.
I saw the expression on the other party's face that he didn't want to mention it: "Then you have to be careful that Devil Zhao comes to sew you up."
Everyone felt their anus tighten.
Liu Hanlong said: "Who is Devil Zhao?"
"That's a devil!"
The man guarding the toilet said in horror: "There was once a man who defecated everywhere in front of him. The guy just used a needle and thread to sew up the man's penis!"
"Holy crap! There are still such inhumane guys in the world!" Li Muqing was shocked.
The other party nodded repeatedly: "No."
In fact, this was all the result of rumors. Zhao Kang never really did that needlework in the first place. It was just rumors spread by the frightened people. Over time, Zhao Kang became the devil who likes needlework.
Moreover, those people who spread rumors are more truthful than others, just like they are the ones being stitched up.
As a result, people in outer cities will use Zhao Kang to scare them if their children are disobedient.
That’s an awesome effect!
Mr. Zhang came back to his senses and asked quickly: "May I ask your Excellency, is it Devil Zhao who built this public toilet?"
The other party nodded and said: "His Royal Highness the Prince and Devil Zhao are responsible for this. Don't tell me. Ever since we had this public toilet, there are no people urinating in the street. It makes breathing a lot easier. There is no need to use it anymore." I’m worried about stepping on shit while walking!”
After getting the answers they wanted, everyone did not stay any longer and returned to the State Guesthouse.
After returning to his residence, leaving Liu Hanlong and Ye Hongxue behind, Mr. Zhang called Li Muqing: "Your Highness."
"What's wrong, sir? You've been a little worried since just now." Li Muqing asked.
Mr. Zhang said: "His Royal Highness, the prince of Qian Kingdom, we need to pay more attention to."
"Why?" Li Muqing seemed a little unconcerned, although what happened today made him a little surprised.
Mr. Zhang said: "This move in the public toilet of Qianguo seems to be just a small thing, but it contains the way of enlightenment. It shows that His Royal Highness the prince of Qianguo is not an ordinary person."
Li Muqing perked up when he heard this: "Mr. Zhang, are you exaggerating?"
Mr. Zhang shook his head: "No, the public toilet we saw today is the prince of the Qian Kingdom changing the bad habits of the people and improving their morality. This is education. In the past, we only thought that the empress of the Qian Kingdom was both civil and military. Now it seems that this prince is extraordinary."
"No matter how stunning and beautiful Empress Xiao Linglong is, she is still a woman after all, and she will hand over the throne one day. If the throne of Qian Kingdom falls into the hands of this prince, then Qian Kingdom will become a threat in the long run. The person who comes to see this person in the public toilet will be the Mingzhu of Qianguo."
Li Muqing was very surprised. This was the first time he saw Mr. Zhang give such a high evaluation to a person, and he was wary: "Mu Qing has learned a lesson. Since we are in Qian Country now, we must meet this person eventually. Sir, there is no need to worry too much, you will know whether it is a dragon or an insect at a glance."
Mr. Zhang nodded and his eyes gradually turned cold: "Earlier, I thought that this trip was an act of deception. Now I see that this country is in danger! It must be suppressed and strangled in the cradle."
Li Muqing's face lit up when he heard this: "Thank you very much, sir."
"This is a matter that belongs to the ministers. Your Highness is serious."
In the imperial city, the imperial study room.
Xiao Linglong felt that her heart could not calm down, and looked at Lu Yuan aside: "Have all those people arrived?"
"Back to Your Majesty, we're here. We stayed at the State Guesthouse. We went out for a while but didn't stay much and went back soon. But Prince Ning sent an invitation to the three of them."
"Prince Ning sent them an invitation?" Xiao Linglong frowned.
Green Mandarin nodded and said, "Yes, tonight is the opening day of the Noble Hall."
"Well, you go and call Xuance." Xiao Linglong said, as if she had something in mind.
…
Time flies and it’s dusk
The original Chunfeng Tower has been hung with a new plaque.
Noble Hall.
The door swung open, and a red carpet rolled out from the noble hall to the other side of the street. Ten beautiful women wearing white gauze walked out on each side.
The former shopkeeper of Chunfenglou sat behind a long table, and he was the one who recorded the guests.
As the time for writing the invitation approached, a rich man came from a distance with his wife and daughter. They went straight to the Noble Hall and handed over his invitation with a smile on his face. He also put down a hundred-tael silver note as a token of honor for the Noble Hall. Opening gift.
When the shopkeeper saw it, he quickly shouted at the top of his lungs: "The distinguished guest is here! The rice merchant Wang Conglin congratulates the opening of the Noble Hall and presents a hundred taels of silver!"
The steward of Prince Ning's Mansion in Mennei came out quickly with a smile on his face: "Master Wang is here, please come in quickly."
Wang Conlin was a little flattered and hurriedly stepped forward: "Manager Wu, how can I let you greet me in person?"
This is the steward of Prince Ning’s Mansion! As the old saying goes, the prime minister’s concierge is a seventh-grade official, let alone the steward of a prince!
Zhao Kang's arrangement made Wang Conlin, a businessman, feel even more proud!
Manager Wu said with a smile: "The prince said that all those who can come today are his distinguished guests, so of course I have to entertain him well. Your wife, Wang Qianjin, please come in quickly!"
Immediately afterwards, another person came and handed over the invitation. It was a famous cloth merchant in the imperial capital. Manager Wu hurriedly received him. Like Wang Conlin, this wealthy businessman with cloth business all over the country also felt that he had too much face today to allow a prince to take charge of affairs. Come out to greet.
Third floor.
Listening to the voice of the shopkeeper below, Zhao Kang said with a smile: "I'm afraid I can collect quite a lot today just from these gifts."
"The big head is still behind." Xiao Feiyu walked from the window with a red face, as if he had seen countless pieces of silver waving to him.
He looked at Zhao Kang and said, "Old Zhao will let you go later!"
"Damn it, I'm a supplier and I still have to do this kind of work and torment people? Aren't you afraid that I'll have stage fright and pull my hips?" Zhao Kang rolled his eyes. If he had known better, he wouldn't have agreed to split the bill between four and six.
Xiao Feiyu snorted and looked sideways at Zhao Kang: "You don't even dare to give me a f**k, so you are afraid of such a small scene? If I want to see it, you can only take the lead. Others don't have the guts! "
"Okay, then I will let them see what cutting leeks means today! By the way, that guy doesn't know how to be a gangster, does he?"
Xiao Feiyu: "Don't worry, I just checked and I know all the lines you gave me by heart!"
