Chapter 749: The scientific research spirit of hundreds of officials
Hearing this, the officials present were stunned for a moment, and then everyone became interested.
Zhang Mingyuan no longer bothered to pick up the fragments of the jade pendant, and immediately said, "Master, according to the book, men are the yang of heaven and earth, and women are the yin of heaven and earth!"
"The combination of yin and yang is the Tao. The yang cannot grow and the yin cannot be born. Only the combination of yin and yang can give birth to the next generation, which is the continuation of the Tao!"
"Therefore, the way between men and women is the great road."
"Fuck you, just fuck me. Needless to say, it's so mysterious. The great road has been established, and you want to become an immortal?" Zhao Kang glanced at everyone with disdain.
All the officials are a little embarrassed, but our national teachers still need to be qualified and smart as always!
Someone asked, "Then why does the Imperial Master have children when a man and a woman are together?"
Zhao Kang: “You all know about sperm cells, right?”
"That guy Lin Erniu was talking about?" Weiguan, the Minister of Punishment, asked doubtfully.
In order to create artificial humans, Lin Erniu asked His Majesty to give him some dragon sons and grandsons, saying that these were not dragon sons but sperm cells.
However, this research later failed, and Xiao Linglong even beat her up.
Now hearing what Zhao Kang said, all the officials recalled it.
Zhao Kang nodded and said, "Yes, this sperm cell is something only us men have."
Too tired to stand, Zhao Kang sat down cross-legged on the spot, and other officials followed suit.
"We men have sperm cells, which are stored in our magazines. Women also have cells. You often say that eggs are used when you curse them, and this woman's cells are called egg cells."
"When our sperm cells and a woman's egg cells are combined through the hard work of both parties, a child will be born!"
"Everyone has been to a brothel, right?"
All the officials shook their heads.
"No! Master, don't talk nonsense!"
"We are very poor, but we have never been to a place like that!"
"that is!"
Oh shit
A bunch of hypocritical guys!
Zhao Kang rolled his eyes, "When working in a brothel, in order to prevent women from getting pregnant, they always use fish bladders. The function of this is to prevent our sperm cells from combining with women's egg cells, because it blocks it."
"Because you can't touch the fish, you can't give birth to a child. And even if you don't use the swim bladder, sometimes the two cells don't necessarily combine together, so you can't give birth to a child. Do you understand?"
All the officials suddenly realized.
One person murmured, "So, Imperial Master, this is the reason why you have so many wives but only one child. I thought you were the same as me."
"Fuck you, how can my master be the same as you! I have a combat power of eight thousand! A full eight thousand! Do you know what this is? How can I be the same as an overindulgent guy like you!"
The scolded official laughed sarcastically.
One person suddenly asked, "National Master, do people like villains have no sperm cells?"
Zhao Kang looked over and found that the chief eunuch and a group of young eunuchs were gathered together. They were listening very seriously.
Zhao Kang said, "This is wrong. Although the barrel of your gun has been removed, the magazine is still there! So there are still sperm cells, but the bullet cannot be fired."
"So, giving birth to a child is also a kind of science. This is called biological science!"
"It turns out that cheating is also a kind of science."
An official who wanted to be wild and uninhibited looked at Zhao Kang very excitedly. It turned out that he had been studying science for so many years!
No one in the civil and military circles understands me!
Only the national master is a confidant!
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"Well...in theory, that's true."
Zhao Kang coughed, "In general, science is divided into three types.
Major categories, natural sciences, social sciences and thinking sciences!”
"Natural science is divided into biological science and physical science. The creation of humans we just talked about is biological science."
"The second is physical science. Steam and gravity are both part of it. This will also be the focus of our research in the future, and it includes many types."
A group of officials immediately said, "The National Master is talking to us about biological science!"
"Yes, I think this is easier to understand!"
"I feel like I've understood it a little bit! It's just that I haven't made it clear yet."
"The Imperial Master continues to talk."
Zhao Kang was so angry that he almost died: "Damn it, you bunch of unsatisfactory things, I give you lessons and impart knowledge, but all of you only think about that thing in your crotch, right?"
"A bunch of mud can't hold up the wall, they're going to court!"
Seeing Zhao Kang angrily throwing away his sleeves, a group of officials also became frightened from the ground up, feeling a little disdainful in their hearts.
"Tch, you're still talking about us! Isn't it the same for you yourself!"
"That is, he married all the most beautiful women and still has the nerve to criticize us!"
"That's right, we won't do our own research if he doesn't tell us? After all, he said it himself, we need to have a scientific research spirit and imagination!"
"Let's go down and walk towards Wanchun Tower. Are there anyone with us?"
"Yes, yes, that Shangshu, can you borrow some money?"
Zhang Mingyuan: "I have so much money!"
"Master Li?"
Looking at his subordinate, Li Yuan put the banknote close to his body and said, "I'll lend it to you. How can I study science?"
"Damn! All we can do is continue to work together. I'll pay you three or two and I'll study it first!"
In the court
Zhao Kang, Zai Chao Shang also presented the development plan he had stayed up late last night to write.
correct
With research and technology as the direction of future development, preparations will be made to build a university in the new imperial capital that can accommodate tens of thousands of people.
Secondly, recruit talents from all over the world!
Will study technology at this university.
After that, we will promote compulsory education across the country so that everyone can acquire knowledge, etc...
It took a full day for Zhao Kang to basically explain all the thoughts in his mind.
Then Xiao Xuance just said the right word in an understatement and dismissed it.
This makes Zhao Kang a little unhappy. I have been working hard all night, but you are so fucking accurate.
You don’t even shout about the pillar of the country?
Xiao Xuance was also very unhappy. You've been talking here all day long and I didn't understand anything. Why can't I just say a word and listen to you on everything from now on?
What a waste of my time.
The officials were even more unhappy. Finally, they went to court. This bitch was so cool!
On this day, business in the major brothels in the imperial capital, which had been very quiet for the past year, suddenly became booming.
Moreover, all the people who came were officials, and the happy madam girls couldn't close their legs.
After all, all the officials had no money before and spent all their money on fighting.
Today, people came to the door one by one with banknotes, and some even bought the few things at home to raise money.
After being scolded by family members, they all responded rudely.
"I am going to study science according to the instructions of the National Master!"
"What? What do you mean by science? Do you know about biological science? Even if I tell you this kind of state secret, you don't understand it!"
Knowing that it was Zhao Kang's fault, these officials were ordered to run to the brothel one by one after leaving the court.
The moved brothel courtesans set up longevity tablets for Zhao Kang.
The Imperial Master is so considerate of us people!
