"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! Yihong nightclub DJ, the dream of all men in Yangzhou, the goddess Yunxiu has released a new song! Tonight, Xu Shi's singing and dancing will be full of surprises! Even Queen Elizabeth is here..."
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! The test flight of Sky No. 18 was successful early this morning! Watt, senior consultant of the Steam Institute, is making new breakthroughs..."
"Military Daily! The latest news is that the Firearms Research Institute announced today that the eighth generation of the artifact Abe Cut has been successfully developed! Knights from all walks of life are asking for it! The developer Li Erniu Nobel strongly endorses it! The gun is fast at seven steps! The gun is accurate within seven steps.
Fast! Walk around the world! A must-have artifact for killing people and stealing goods!"
"Xian Xia Daily! Last night, Emperor Hun Tian led the Soul Clan to attack Yangzhou at night. Mr. Zhao faced the strongest enemy in his life, but the horse ridden by Emperor Hun Tian was not as fast as Mr. Zhao! In the end, he was defeated at the hands of Mr. Zhao!"
"The latest gossip! Prince Zhao stayed overnight at the home of the beautiful woman Song Qingyan and stayed away all night! Zhuo Wei, editor-in-chief of UC Daily, saw it with his own eyes and is suspected to have obtained evidence of the two's adultery!"
Within the newspaper office
There was a "pop" sound!
Zhao Kang angrily pressed the newspaper on the table and looked coldly at the man opposite who looked equally coldly!
"Okay, Zhuo Wei! You dug up the news to blame me, right? Who taught you to write like this! Do you know you are slandering! I will sue you for slander!"
Zhuo Wei took a deep breath from the cigarette and exhaled a puff of white smoke. "Your Majesty, I just wrote down what I saw. What you taught me back then was that journalists should seek truth from facts!"
"I'm different from these paparazzi who write about why you beat Soul Emperor's mother Douluo! I have the professional ethics of a reporter!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Kang was so angry that he almost died, and then he thought of something and sneered, "Tell me, who is behind you? Ye Hongxue? Xiao Linglong? Or Qin Yufeng? Do you think that by spreading some false gossip, you can smear Sister Song and I's innocence? What do you think?
too much?"
Zhuo Wei chuckled, "How is that possible? When I am a reporter, I seek truth from facts."
"Yeah?"
Zhao Kang raised his voice, "I slept one night at Sister Song's house, but didn't you investigate clearly? It was Sister Song who invited me to the banquet that night, and then I brought my little wife Cao Bailu with me? It was Cao Bailu who was in my bed that night.
No one else."
Zhuo Wei's face changed, what the hell are the people below doing! Such important news was not told to him! This is not going to end! Damn it!
Zhuo Wei quickly stood up, smiled sarcastically, and took out a cigarette: "Your Majesty, sit down and smoke."
"Don't do this to me! Come on, Zhuo Wei! You have strong wings! You actually made up false news! Slandering the innocence of me and Sister Song! This is the first time. I won't cut you off today!"
"
Zhuo Wei quickly cried out, "My lord, please forgive me! There really hasn't been any breaking news in the city recently! Now I want to get some gossip from you! Our newspaper office has been unable to make ends meet this year!"
"Don't do this fucking thing. Honestly, how much money did you charge? Whose money did you charge? It's your grandma's."
Zhuo Wei smiled awkwardly, "It's just one thousand taels. It was given by Zhang Dahu from the oil dealer. He has been interested in Mrs. Song for a long time and has been rejected several times for marriage, so...hehe, you know that."
"Well, Zhuo Wei! Do you know how much psychological trauma spreading rumors has caused to my sister Song and me!"
Zhuo Wei quickly took out the fire certificate and lit a cigarette for Zhao Kang. "Prince, don't worry, this is not the first time we have done this. We have already made preparations. I will make a statement later and put the shit basin there."
On the head of an intern, recovery
You and Mrs. Song are innocent, and then you bring the news topic to the goddess Yunxiu. This way the topic becomes hot, and no one will remember this matter in a few days!"
"That's right! How many times have I told you, to create a topic that attracts people's attention, if I have an adulterous affair, I should write about Gongsun Yunxiu and Elizabeth! Forget it, don't write about Gongsun Yunxiu for now, in case she gets confused at night.
A beating in front of you is not worth it."
"The 1,000 taels will be sent to the palace later, and the 800 taels will be sent to the palace. The remaining 150 taels will be used as funds for the newspaper's activities. You can just keep the 50 taels for yourself!"
Zhuo Wei was helpless: "You are too dark."
"You made money from me, and you still want to keep it for yourself. Do you believe it or not if I report it to the official!"
Zhao Kang snorted disdainfully and walked out of the newspaper office with a cigarette in his mouth and a vegetable basket.
After a while, there were more vegetables such as green onions in the basket.
But Zhao Kang was not in a hurry to go home, and first went to what is now Yangzhou Kindergarten.
After a while, a child came out. Zhao Kang's eyes lit up and he hurriedly waved to the handsome child.
"Fugui! Come here quickly!"
The four-year-old child curled his lips when he saw Zhao Kang, and came over reluctantly, "Dad, who are you? Where is my uncle Sun?"
"How can an unlucky child talk? I am your father! Why are you looking for Sun Fang all day long?" Zhao Kang reached out and scratched the child's hair into a chicken nest.
Zhao Fugui shook his head in displeasure, "Uncle Sun said he would take me to Sky 18 today."
Just as he was talking, a woman quickly walked out of the kindergarten. When she saw Zhao Kang, her eyes lit up, "That Zhao Fugui father!"
Zhao Kang raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"There's something I want to tell you." The woman's expression was serious.
Next to him, Zhao Fugui secretly said, "Oh no."
Zhao Kang was a little confused, "What's wrong? Are you a teacher?"
"That's right, Mr. Zhao, how do you usually educate your children? Today, Zhao Fugui asked the children in the same class to be his little brothers in the garden! He also said that everyone would bring five cents to him tomorrow! What kind of protection fee is this!
"
Zhao Fugui hurriedly said, "It's part money! Not protection money!"
"You still said that! I get angry when I talk about this! He even asked the girls in his class to recognize him as husband-in-law! He said they would get married tomorrow!"
The woman was a little angry and said, "It's okay to grow up like this! What's more, his father has five wives and secretly keeps several more outside! He can do it too! What about Mr. Zhao? You are the prince Zhao Kang!"
Zhao Kang "..."
If it were an ordinary four-year-old child, Zhao Kang would not believe it even to death. He just looked down at the monster Zhao Fugui.
He immediately felt ashamed and lowered his head, "I'm sorry, teacher. I will educate him well when I go back! What five wives! He has several wives outside! It's nothing! You bastard! You think I'm Zhao Kang."
?”
Seeing that he was so aware of current affairs, the kindergarten teacher was very pleased and scolded the two men for a long time before letting him go.
Walking on the road, Zhao Kang chuckled, "Okay, Zhao Fugui, let me see how you die this time!"
The reason why he believed that his son could do what the teacher said was because this kid was so evil.
Zhao Kang didn't know whether to call him a child prodigy with a high IQ, or whether he thought he had given birth to a demon king.
You are so precocious! Knowing a thousand words at the age of three is no longer enough to describe it. "Selling newspapers! Selling newspapers! Yihong nightclub DJ, the dream of all men in Yangzhou, the goddess Yunxiu has a new song! Let's sing tonight at Xushi
The dance is full of surprises! Even Queen Elizabeth is here..."
"Newspapers are sold! Newspapers are sold! The test flight of Sky No. 18 was successful early this morning! Watt, senior consultant of the Steam Institute, is making new breakthroughs..."
"Military Daily! The latest news is that the Firearms Research Institute announced today that the eighth generation of the artifact Abe Cut has been successfully developed! Knights from all walks of life are asking for it! The developer Li Erniu Nobel strongly endorses it! The gun is fast at seven steps! The gun is accurate within seven steps.
Fast! Walk around the world! A must-have artifact for killing people and stealing goods!"
"Xian Xia Daily! Last night, Emperor Hun Tian led the Soul Clan to attack Yangzhou at night. Mr. Zhao faced the strongest enemy in his life, but the horse ridden by Emperor Hun Tian was not as fast as Mr. Zhao! In the end, he was defeated at the hands of Mr. Zhao!"
"The latest gossip! Prince Zhao stayed overnight at the home of the beautiful woman Song Qingyan and stayed away all night! Zhuo Wei, editor-in-chief of UC Daily, saw it with his own eyes and is suspected to have obtained evidence of the two's adultery!"
Within the newspaper office
There was a "pop" sound!
Zhao Kang angrily pressed the newspaper on the table and looked coldly at the man opposite who looked equally coldly!
"Okay, Zhuo Wei! You dug up the news to blame me, right? Who taught you to write like this! Do you know you are slandering! I will sue you for slander!"
Zhuo Wei took a deep breath from the cigarette and exhaled a puff of white smoke. "Your Majesty, I just wrote down what I saw. What you taught me back then was that journalists should seek truth from facts!"
"I'm different from these paparazzi who write about why you beat Soul Emperor's mother Douluo! I have the professional ethics of a reporter!"
"damn it!"
Zhao Kang was so angry that he almost died, and then he thought of something and sneered, "Tell me, who is behind you? Ye Hongxue? Xiao Linglong? Or Qin Yufeng? Do you think that by spreading some false gossip, you can smear Sister Song and I's innocence? What do you think?
too much?"
Zhuo Wei chuckled, "How is that possible? When I am a reporter, I seek truth from facts."
"Yeah?"
Zhao Kang raised his voice, "I slept one night at Sister Song's house, but didn't you investigate clearly? It was Sister Song who invited me to the banquet that night, and then I brought my little wife Cao Bailu with me? It was Cao Bailu who was in my bed that night.
No one else."
Zhuo Wei's face changed, what the hell are the people below doing! Such important news was not told to him! This is not going to end! Damn it!
Zhuo Wei quickly stood up, smiled sarcastically, and took out a cigarette: "Your Majesty, sit down and smoke."
"Don't do this to me! Come on, Zhuo Wei! You have strong wings! You actually made up false news! Slandering the innocence of me and Sister Song! This is the first time. I won't cut you off today!"
"
Zhuo Wei quickly cried out, "My lord, please forgive me! There really hasn't been any breaking news in the city recently! Now I want to get some gossip from you! Our newspaper office has been unable to make ends meet this year!"
"Don't do this fucking thing. Honestly, how much money did you charge? Whose money did you charge? It's your grandma's."
Zhuo Wei smiled awkwardly, "It's just one thousand taels. It was given by Zhang Dahu from the oil dealer. He has been interested in Mrs. Song for a long time and has been rejected several times for marriage, so...hehe, you know that."
"Well, Zhuo Wei! Do you know how much psychological trauma spreading rumors has caused to my sister Song and me!"
Zhuo Wei quickly took out the fire certificate and lit a cigarette for Zhao Kang. "Prince, don't worry, this is not the first time we have done this. We have already made preparations. I will make a statement later and put the shit basin there."
On the head of an intern, recovery
You and Mrs. Song are innocent, and then you bring the news topic to the goddess Yunxiu. This way the topic becomes hot, and no one will remember this matter in a few days!"
"That's right! How many times have I told you, to create a topic that attracts people's attention, if I have an adulterous affair, I should write about Gongsun Yunxiu and Elizabeth! Forget it, don't write about Gongsun Yunxiu for now, in case she gets confused at night.
A beating in front of you is not worth it."
"The 1,000 taels will be sent to the palace later, and the 800 taels will be sent to the palace. The remaining 150 taels will be used as funds for the newspaper's activities. You can just keep the 50 taels for yourself!"
Zhuo Wei was helpless: "You are too dark."
"You made money from me, and you still want to keep it for yourself. Do you believe it or not if I report it to the official!"
Zhao Kang snorted disdainfully and walked out of the newspaper office with a cigarette in his mouth and a vegetable basket.
After a while, there were more vegetables such as green onions in the basket.
But Zhao Kang was not in a hurry to go home, and first went to what is now Yangzhou Kindergarten.
After a while, a child came out. Zhao Kang's eyes lit up and he hurriedly waved to the handsome child.
"Fugui! Come here quickly!"
The four-year-old child curled his lips when he saw Zhao Kang, and came over reluctantly, "Dad, who are you? Where is my uncle Sun?"
"How can an unlucky child talk? I am your father! Why are you looking for Sun Fang all day long?" Zhao Kang reached out and scratched the child's hair into a chicken nest.
Zhao Fugui shook his head in displeasure, "Uncle Sun said he would take me to Sky 18 today."
Just as he was talking, a woman quickly walked out of the kindergarten. When she saw Zhao Kang, her eyes lit up, "That Zhao Fugui father!"
Zhao Kang raised his head and asked, "What are you doing?"
"There's something I want to tell you." The woman's expression was serious.
Next to him, Zhao Fugui secretly said, "Oh no."
Zhao Kang was a little confused, "What's wrong? Are you a teacher?"
"That's right, Mr. Zhao, how do you usually educate your children? Today, Zhao Fugui asked the children in the same class to be his little brothers in the garden! He also said that everyone would bring five cents to him tomorrow! What kind of protection fee is this!
"
Zhao Fugui hurriedly said, "It's part money! Not protection money!"
"You still said that! I get angry when I talk about this! He even asked the girls in his class to recognize him as husband-in-law! He said they would get married tomorrow!"
The woman was a little angry and said, "It's okay to grow up like this! What's more, his father has five wives and secretly keeps several more outside! He can do it too! What about Mr. Zhao? You are the prince Zhao Kang!"
Zhao Kang "..."
If it were an ordinary four-year-old child, Zhao Kang would not believe it even to death. He just looked down at the monster Zhao Fugui.
He immediately felt ashamed and lowered his head, "I'm sorry, teacher. I will educate him well when I go back! What five wives! He has several wives outside! It's nothing! You bastard! You think I'm Zhao Kang."
?”
Seeing that he was so aware of current affairs, the kindergarten teacher was very pleased and scolded the two men for a long time before letting him go.
Walking on the road, Zhao Kang chuckled, "Okay, Zhao Fugui, let me see how you die this time!"
The reason why he believed that his son could do what the teacher said was because this kid was so evil.
Zhao Kang didn't know whether to call him a child prodigy with a high IQ, or whether he thought he had given birth to a demon king.
He is so precocious! Knowing a thousand words at the age of three is no longer enough to describe him.
