"Ah? It's really a dragon chair? Why do you have a dragon chair?"
"Why are you asking so many questions? You are going to die soon."
"...Then I want to broaden my horizons before I die, isn't this okay?"
Lao Bangzi pointed to the bed: "This is the dragon bed, Emperor Qianlong's favorite, but it has long become my battlefield. Wan'er and I have slept on it countless times."
Ah, this...it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Lao Bangzi seemed to want to talk and find an audience, so he sat down on the dragon chair and watched Chen Yan tell the story between him and Wan'er——
Back then, the old guy was not a national master, but just a palace guard.
I have a childhood sweetheart and my fiancée named Li Waner.
Unexpectedly, when the emperor chose a concubine, he chose Li Waner.
From that time on, the young old Bangzi began to wear a cuckold. Of course, he was not willing to let his beloved woman become the emperor's concubine; and after Li Waner became a concubine, she did not gain much status and was ostracized by the concubines in the harem, and then from that
Since then, the young guard has often secretly had trysts with Li Waner.
Later, Li Waner became pregnant and her status improved a lot.
Of course, the child in the belly was not the emperor's, but Lao Bangzi's.
From that time on, with the help of Li Waner, Lao Bangzi's power gradually increased, and he secretly eliminated Li Waner's enemies. A few years later, Lao Bangzi became the national master.
Later, he even stole the dragon chair and bed, along with the concubine.
Stay away from the palace.
"Well--"
Chen Yan couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, "You are so strong, why don't you kill the emperor?"
Lao Bangzi said: "Do you think the emperor is so easy to kill? More than two hundred years ago, there were many experts around the emperor, including those from Xuanmen, and even more powerful cultivators."
"Then, where is your Wan'er?"
Lao Bangzi actually pointed under the dragon bed.
What does it mean?
You buried your woman under the bed?
Then you sleep with her every day?
Lao Bangzi is very good at playing. He sleeps like this for two hundred years.
"Okay, enough nonsense, it's time to take action." Lao Bangzi stood up from the dragon chair and said.
"Hey, no, do you think we can discuss it?" Chen Yan said quickly.
"Are you willing to hand it over?"
"The key is, Foyin is following me forcibly, and I don't know how to give it to you!"
Lao Bangzi said: "Isn't this simple? The Buddha's seal is in your Dantian, right? If you break the Dantian, it will come out."
"Ah? No, it's not in the Dantian."
"Yeah?"
"boom--"
Lao Bangzi didn't give Chen Yan a chance to speak anymore, so he took action directly and punched Chen Yan in the lower abdomen.
Damn it!
Chen Yan was tied up with whips and had no ability to resist at all.
Dantian was blasted in an instant.
"puff--"
Chen Yan spit out a large mouthful of blood and his face looked like gold paper.
All the true energy in the Dantian is released crazily.
But at this moment, the Buddha Seal in Chen Yan's left eye actually took advantage of it, swept away all his true energy, and swallowed it all into his belly.
Sure enough, a white-eyed wolf!
At the same time, the inner elixir that was previously hidden in the Dantian.
From Chen Yan's lower abdomen, a gap suddenly opened and fell out.
"What's this?"
Lao Bangzi was stunned for a moment.
Chen Yan is still in the Yuanshen realm, how could he drop an inner elixir?
And this is obviously not the inner elixir of human beings.
This is a demon pill!
Lao Bangzi just picked it up.
An unparalleled soul pressure suddenly surged out of the demon pill, and a red shadow appeared out of thin air. With boundless anger, he shouted sternly: "Bold, you are looking for death!"