He originally thought something had happened to Fan, but as soon as he entered the door, Liu Bei saw the figure of a woman in the courtyard in the distance...
The other party buried his body in a jar for storing grain, and looked like he was rummaging for something.
But what made Liu Bei feel his blood surge was the pair of big butts facing him...
I dare not say anything else, but Liu Bei has really not been with a woman for a long time... But this time, he couldn't bear it at all.
Zhuge Liang had just entered the door. Before he could see clearly what was going on inside the door, he saw Liu Bei shouting and rushing towards the opposite side of the courtyard.
Only then did he see clearly that there was a figure opposite with his back to them...
But…
Zhuge Liang always feels weird...
"Lord! Wait a minute..."
"Oh! My little beauty! If Zilong doesn't want you, come with me, but I will love you well!"
It's hard to tell if this isn't Liu Bei's lust.
But soon, the so-called "retribution" came.
Liu Bei shouted and rushed towards the opponent. When he reached him, he slapped the big butt without any hesitation.
As a result... Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei only heard a scream like a slaughtered pig...
"Eh?"
Zhuge Liang was stunned... He thought that no matter how old Fan was, his voice would not be so rough...
So is this person Fan?
Obviously, Liu Bei was the first to know the answer.
Because what greeted him was the angry slap of a fat, middle-aged woman...
With just such a clean and sharp blow, Liu Bei was hit head and head.
To be frightening... Liu Bei had been fighting for half a year... and the injuries he suffered were not as serious as those from this big guy.
Zhuge Liang heard the clear and even dull slap, and couldn't help but shrink back, as if he could feel the pain just by listening to the sound.
The worst thing was for Liu Bei. He sat down on the ground in confusion, covering his face that was already red and swollen. He wanted to see the scene in front of him clearly, but was blocked by countless stars in his field of vision.
She even thought that the woman in front of her was the beautiful and graceful Fan.
"Fan...Fan...I...I admit that I was rude...but...doesn't that mean you hit me like this?"
"I am too..."
Liu Bei wanted to emphasize his identity...
After all, he is also the majestic Lord of Jingnan...a prince who controls countless elite soldiers and generals. How...can a woman beat him so recklessly?
But he also admitted that he was in the wrong... He felt that it was wrong to spank someone when he came up.
so…
"Oops, I'm dizzy... If Mrs. Fan can help me rub my head, I will forget about this matter... Look..."
"I'll beat you to death, you idiot!"
As a result...he only heard a roar that was even more hysterical than before.
And it was this roar that made Liu Bei break into a cold sweat... He vaguely realized that... the person in front of him did not seem to be the sweet and beautiful woman Fan in his memory.
After that... screams continued in the yard... until Zhuge Liang panicked and called people over... and finally stopped everything in front of him.
——
The dust has settled.
The woman who slapped Liu Bei was kneeling on the ground in shame, and kept kowtowing at Liu Bei.
Liu Bei was naturally extremely angry.
Why?
Because the fat lady in front of me not only looks ugly, but is in no way comparable to Mrs. Fan, her conduct is also extremely bad.
Yes... It's about character... The beauty and ugliness of life are not under your control. If you look uglier, like Pang Tong, as long as you have talent, Liu Bei will not deny it.
But...the person in front of me, who is called Hong Ersao by the neighbors, is not only ugly in appearance, but also extremely ugly in heart.
"Breaking into private houses... You are still doing that sneaky thing here... Don't you have the slightest bit of shame?"
Liu Bei covered his face and shouted angrily.
The woman continued to kowtow, crying and crying:
"Sir, spare your life! The common woman is so obsessed with money that she couldn't control it for a moment, so... don't kill the common woman... The common woman still has children to raise..."
"hateful…"
Liu Bei was so angry that he could hear that this woman actually had a child...
All kinds of emotions rushed into his heart, and he couldn't bear to really punish the other person.
Moreover...no other things were found on this woman, indicating that she was probably just a first offender and didn't really steal anything...
"That's all... I will consider myself unlucky in this matter..."
"But there is something I want to ask you."
After thinking about it again and again, Liu Bei waved his hand irritably, signaling her to stop kowtowing.
But as soon as Sister-in-law Hong heard that she was saved, she stopped kowtowing and instead thanked her, saying it over and over again with her broken gong voice... Not to mention Liu Bei was upset, the neighbors and Zhuge Liang were all watching.
They all felt noisy.
"That's enough! Listen to my question!"
Liu Bei yelled, and the second sister-in-law Hong finally stopped talking, and just looked at Liu Bei eagerly - everyone was the same, they all looked at Liu Bei eagerly, and couldn't help but wonder, why Liu Bei, who is usually a busy man, came here at this time
Are they in such a remote alley?
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other, thought about their problem clearly, and asked:
"Then where did Fan, who originally lived here, go?
Why...did she not even lock the door when she went out?"
"..."
This sentence really stopped everyone.
When she heard that it was about the Fan family, Second Sister-in-law Hong couldn't help but froze on the spot, and everyone else also had some other feelings of resistance.
Seeing everyone's silence, Zhuge Liang felt that something was hidden.
"My lord is asking you, where did Fan go?
Whoever answers truthfully, the piece of silver will be his."
Knowing that ordinary methods could not reveal the truth, Zhuge Liang simply took out a piece of broken silver from his sleeve - about one tael or less... but it was more than enough for several months of rations for many people.
As soon as they saw that there was money to be taken, everyone's enthusiasm could not be stopped.
result…
The one who finally got it was the second sister-in-law Hong.
Everyone looked at Sister-in-law Hong with angry faces, but finally fell silent.
After all...it's hard for anyone to talk about this matter. Only a shameless guy like Hong Ersao can do it, right?
——
After Sister-in-law Hong explained, everything Fan encountered in half a month seemed to reappear before everyone's eyes.
Half a month ago…
Jiangling.
The news of Guan Yu's victory, promoted by Fazheng, undoubtedly injected incomparable motivation into the people in the territory.
I am very sure of that…
Over the years, Liu Bei and Cao Cao fought nearly a hundred battles, large and small, and only won a few of them. Of course, Liu Bei could brag about that battle at Chibi for the rest of his life.
But bragging for a lifetime does not mean that you can survive on that one victory in the future.
Jingnan urgently needs a victory against Cao Cao.
And Guan Yu was the heroic man who fulfilled this urgent need.
In short, after Guan Yu's victory, Jingnan fell into a sea of joy.
And soon, the news that Liu Bei and others had returned safely spread throughout the country——
None of this seems to have anything to do with Fan.
Until an explosive news spread throughout Jiangling.