Chapter 188 Enjoy the opponent kneeling and singing to conquer
Chapter 188: Enjoying your opponent kneeling and singing "Conquer"
"Brother Yi, something suddenly occurred to me..." Cao Cao smacked his lips and finally spoke. "It's about Diao Chan!"
Hmm... Diao Chan.
When he heard the name, Yi Xiaotian perked up and slowly raised his eyes. Suddenly, he felt that his waist was still shaking a little.
"Diao Chan?" Yi Xiaotian read out her name.
"Back then I promised Brother Yi to pick these two golden flowers from Lu Bu's side." Cao Cao's mood suddenly became a little complicated. "Lu Lingqi has been sent to our villa. The remaining Diao Chan will be destroyed in Pi City this time."
Logically speaking, it should be sent over, but..."
When Diao Chan was mentioned, Cao Cao paused...
"If we follow Brother Yi's plan, even if Lu Bu is deprived of martial arts, he is not dead. Brother Yi, are you planning to openly rape Lu Bu? If Lu Bu knew about it, even if he had no martial arts, he would not be able to carry the hoe.
I’m going to fight you to the death, this is related to Brother Yi’s safety, I don’t dare to make the decision without permission.”
Uh... Lu Bu was so openly green!
Yi Xiaotian immediately said "hehe".
At first glance, there seems to be nothing wrong with what Cao Cao said.
You take my wife, and I'll cut off your limbs. This is in line with Lu Bu's behavior. Wasn't Dong Zhuo so cool back then...
But it happened that Cao Cao ignored a very important point, a point that even if Lu Bu had the green grassland above his head, he would not dare to attack.
"Brother Hi, let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether Lu Bu is willing to be a green turtle, but he has a huge weakness - he is afraid of death!"
Yi Xiaotian pointed out Lu Bu's weakness directly.
Hmm... Lu Bu is afraid of death?
Cao Cao was slightly stunned. He really couldn't associate Lu Bu, who had unparalleled martial arts and could be defeated by thousands of people, with words like "fear of death."
certainly.
Yi Xiaotian is not a fabrication. No matter in the official history or in the interpretation, when Cao Cao captured Lu Bu, Lu Bu still had no trace of the God of War. He knelt down and begged for mercy. He was simply desperate for life...
At that time, let alone his wife, he was willing to be a slave as long as he could avoid death.
This mentality is actually not contradictory...
According to the conclusions drawn from pre-time travel psychological research, the richer the person, or the more capable the person, the more afraid of death they are.
Qin Shihuang, the first emperor of the ages, was afraid of death, and so was Cao Cao, the leader of Wei Wu, not to mention Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian!
"What does Brother Yi mean?"
Cao Cao seemed to have thought of something, but the idea was incomplete, so he asked tentatively.
"Brother Hi, you can use Cao Cao's mouth to negotiate terms with Lu Bu, and Cha Cha... the only condition for letting Lu Bu go is - Diao Chan, what do you think Lu Bu will choose?"
Yi Xiaotian grinned, revealing a sly smile...
"What's more, Lu Bu understands the principle of success as a king and failure as a bandit. In the past, he did not hesitate to kill Dong Zhuo for Diao Chan because he was Marquis Wen and had a status above ten thousand people. Now he has been abolished in martial arts.
, he is just an ordinary farmer. He is lucky enough to be able to save his life. How can he care so much?"
"Not to mention, he is a proud man. Now in such a desolate state, a walking zombie struggling to survive, how can he have the face to appear in front of Diao Chan again?"
"Not to mention Diao Chan, even his daughter Lu Lingqi, he has no shame to see her!"
Yi Xiaotian said this from a psychological perspective.
This is just like the class reunions that were so popular before time travel. Why do these gatherings get fewer and fewer people the more people gather.
It's because people who are good at gatherings are obsessed with pretending to be at such gatherings, while people who are not doing well tend to stay away from class reunions...
This psychological contrast is basically the same as Lu Bu's attitude towards Diao Chan after his downfall.
call out…
Cao Cao thought about it carefully, and it made sense.
So, Lu Bu doesn’t mind the green grassland above his head?
In this case, doesn't he still have a legitimate wife, Mrs. Yan? If Brother Yi takes away Diaochan, Cao Cao can't succumb to others. He has to take over Mrs. Yan, so that he can maintain a high degree of consistency with Brother Yi's pace.
As for Lu Bu, he already has a green grassland on his head, so he might as well make the grassland wider.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
When he thought of this, Cao Cao laughed heartily...
After a few breaths, Cao Cao's mood gradually calmed down. "Brother Yi, don't worry. When Xiapi City is destroyed, whether it's Diao Chan or the best iron and steel, I will definitely...give them all to Brother Yi as soon as possible."
Send it! Hahaha..."
Cao Cao couldn't stop laughing...
"Brother Hi, you're welcome." Yi Xiaotian raised his hand. "By the way, Brother Hi helped me find a beauty. I can't let Brother Hi return empty-handed. Besides Diao Chan, there is another beauty in Xiapi City..."
"Ah..." Cao Cao was startled and thought to himself, could it be Lu Bu's wife, Mrs. Yan?
If it were her, Cao Cao would already be thinking about her body.
The idea just came to me…
Yi Xiaotian's words came one after another. "There is also a... cuckold king in Xiapi City... ah no, it's Lu Bu's general Qin Yilu. He has a wife as beautiful as a flower."
"I will tell Brother Hi about this news first. Brother Hi will decide whether to keep it in his house or dedicate it to Cao Cao... Of course, if it is dedicated to Cao Cao, then Brother Hi will have done a great service!"
Uh... dedicating a woman can lead to great achievements?
Cao Cao thought to himself, isn't it?
But at this moment, Yi Xiaotian grinned and smiled. "Brother Hide, Cao Cao is the best wife, not to mention Qin Yilu's wife is simply the best among wives... What's more, buy one get one free, Cao Cao also
I can pick up a cheap son for nothing - Qin Lang!"
Speaking of this, Yi Xiaotian's smile was a little strange.
"Brother, think about it, Cao Cao conquered Xiapi, took in the cuckold Qin Yilu, made him a general, and then took possession of his wife. When he was unhappy, he beat up his child... This was so sour... Cao Cao was the most
I couldn’t be more enthusiastic.”
Yi Xiaotian talks eloquently...
The Qin Yilu he mentioned can be called the number one cuckold king in the Three Kingdoms...
Lu Bu was concerned about his wife back then, then Guan Yu was concerned about her, and then Cao Cao was concerned about her.
After the city of Xiapi was destroyed, Cao Cao finally accepted one for free and adopted Qin Yilu's son as his adopted son. Poor Qin Yilu still worked hard for Cao Cao on the battlefield with the vast prairie above his head!
He can be called the most useless general in the Three Kingdoms...
As for Cao Cao's character, being a wife or not is second to none. He enjoyed the feeling of his opponent kneeling down and singing "conquer", from beginning to end, from the inside out... Although it was a bit perverted, Cao Cao liked it very much.
really.
Cao Cao took a deep breath and thought about what Yi Xiaotian mentioned - he accepted Qin Yilu as a general, then took his wife, and beat his children when he was unhappy... This was so refreshing that Cao Cao really yearned for it.
.
"Ha ha ha ha…"
Suddenly, Cao Cao burst out laughing. "Brother Yi still knows me best...ah no, Cao Cao is the best!"
At this point, Cao Cao couldn't help but open the wine jar and simmered half a jar of wine. It didn't matter if he was drunk or not, the main thing was that it was sour and refreshing.
…
But at this moment.
A "click" sound...
It seemed like a piece of rubble from the roof of the wine shop fell to the ground, making a crisp sound.
Unexpectedly, Cai Zhaoji's voice followed closely - "Lingqi, what are you doing on the roof?"
Phew...the roof.
Yi Xiaotian's heart suddenly shuddered. This girl Lu Lingqi was on the roof. She was obviously eavesdropping on the roof. So...then she didn't listen to all the conversations between herself and her brother.
I go…
Suddenly, drops of sweat fell on Yi Xiaotian's forehead.
Today, Yi Xiaotian not only mentioned how to crack Xiapi City, mentioned how to destroy Lu Bu's martial arts, but also mentioned that he would take over Lu Lingqi's little girl Diao Chan...
When this girl hears this, she will most likely lose her temper and demolish Youjian Villa, right?