Chapter 267 Concealing brother, you also eat a la carte, why are you so drunk
Chapter 267: Brother Hide, why are you so drunk?
"Hahaha…"
Five miles south of Guandu Harbor, there is a resort.
Cao Cao and Yi Xiaotian were sitting in the pavilion, enjoying the sound of waves on the shore and drinking wine.
Cao Cao seemed to be in a good mood, and laughter resounded through the sky one after another from the pavilion...
Speaking of which, at the cost of only two cities, he gained the heads of Shuangsha from Hebei and the lives of more than 60,000 Yuan Jun cavalry in vain. For Cao Cao, it was a bloody gain!
Of course, this is not what makes Cao Cao happy the most. According to reliable information, Jushou, the chief military advisor of the Yuan army, who was quite fearful to him, had his military power deprived by Yuan Shao. He was even severely reprimanded and imprisoned into the Forbidden Army.
, left Yuan Shao’s planning team!
Hearing the news, Cao Cao was almost drunk with joy... Yuan Shao, the big brother, was really going westward on the road of seeking death, going farther and farther.
"Brother Yi, come on, do it..." Cao Cao raised the wine bowl and drank it all in one gulp.
He couldn't stop talking for a moment. "Brother Yi, what you proposed...the information that Jushou dispersed his family wealth before coming to Guandu and made unfavorable remarks was spread. Cao Cao spread it and directly destroyed Jushou!"
"Speaking of which, in order to verify the authenticity of this news, Cao Cao worked hard in Hebei. How come Brother Yi... knew it so long in advance and the information was so accurate? Brother Yi, let's show it off, are you here?
Does Jizhou have spies?"
Don't blame Cao Cao for asking.
Jushou would not be so stupid as to speak nonsense in broad daylight. His transparent remarks were only told to his closest friends and relatives. How could they be spread out for no reason? Cao Cao never understood this...
"Well..." Yi Xiaotian sighed, how to explain this? It can't be said that it is recorded in ancient books and documents.
Simply, he waved his hand and said something blindly that his brother couldn't understand.
With this in mind, Yi Xiaotian said loudly, "Actually, in this world, if you want to know about someone, you only need to go through six people!"
Ah...six people...
This... Cao Cao has never heard of it.
"Brother Yi, can you explain it in detail?" Cao Cao was immediately curious...
"It's a long story."
Yi Xiaotian is blind, how could he know the content and name of this principle?
As for the principle behind it, I don't even know anything about it, but it seems that it's enough to fool my brother.
"This is called the 'six-dimensional space theory'. It is a field of mathematics... ah no, it is a conjecture in the field of arithmetic. It is similar to the 'Nine Chapters of Arithmetic' that we are familiar with. To put it simply, it points out that a person is different from any stranger.
To establish a connection, there will be no more than six people in between...that is to say, you can get to know any stranger through at most five people, and you can become very familiar with this stranger through six people!"
It seems, as if, as if, I don’t understand...
Cao Cao scratched his head, why is it still so mysterious? Is it so profound?
Cao Cao was confused after hearing this...
He is a person who is very curious about new things. He put his chin in his hands and continued to ask questions while thinking.
Unexpectedly, Yi Xiaotian waved his hand directly.
"Forget it, Brother Hiding... This theory is very complicated. Even if I tell you, you won't understand it. You just need to know that I can get to know and be familiar with everyone through this method. That's enough!"
That's right, the "Six-Dimensional Space Theory" was an enigmatic knowledge even before the time travel. Yi Xiaotian only knew a little bit about it, and this time he was just trying to fool his brother!
Uh...okay!
Cao Cao nodded dully. Brother Yi is an expert. Experts always have some knowledge that ordinary people cannot understand. Cao Cao can still understand this.
"Anyway, Jushou is under house arrest, which can be regarded as solving a serious problem that Cao Cao had!"
Speaking of this, Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh.
"Brother Yi, I was just wondering, is this Yuan Shao so stupid? Why does he always miss out on good suggestions? The extremely smart people are not reused around him..."
Mentioning this... Cao Cao suddenly felt sorry for Ju Shu and Tian Feng. He even found that he couldn't understand this former big brother. Yuan Shao was not very accurate in his judgment of people and things, right?
"Hahahaha..." Yi Xiaotian laughed out loud. "Don't say you can't understand Yuan Shao. I'm afraid even his heroes can't understand him. Those who can understand him are villains!"
At this point, Yi Xiaotian picked up the wine bowl, took a sip, and moistened his throat before continuing to speak.
"Yuan Shao is a man who is naturally hostile to correct opinions. In fact, it is very simple to be his counselor. The first thing you should learn is to speak irony and put forward completely opposite opinions. For example, if you want him to go east, you have to
On the other hand, the west side is better. If you want him to fight a war of attrition for Cao Cao, you have to say that a quick victory is safer..."
"Even if Mao Sui recommended himself and asked Yuan Shao to promote him, Yuan Shao would definitely tell him to get out. On the contrary, if he wrote a serious resignation report, Yuan Shao not only wouldn't approve it, but would promote him!"
Speaking of this, Yi Xiaotian spread his hands and sighed with emotion. "Who allowed these talented people from Jizhou to have such a master as Yuan Shao? Indecisiveness is the second best. They also have to learn to think reversely... It's the opposite everywhere. Alas, this
Isn’t it difficult?”
Yi Xiaotian spread his hands and expressed his helplessness...
Hahaha...Cao Cao laughed heartily.
Brother Yi's analysis was really thorough, and he could vividly write down Yuan Shao's character on paper.
Cao Cao couldn't help shouting in his heart... Yuan Benchu, Yuan Benchu, you are such a weirdo!
Had a nice chat...
Yi Xiaotian suddenly thought of something. He put his chin in one hand and asked curiously, "Brother Zhi? How is Guan Yu's place? I'm thinking he should leave soon?"
Yi Xiaotian blinked, obviously very curious about this question.
Cao Cao waved his hand. "Don't worry, Cao Cao is so wise. He has already made complete preparations for this. Guan Yu can't leave..."
Uh...what do you mean by complete preparation?
Yi Xiaotian became curious, "Brother Hiding, what preparations did Cao Cao make? Are you so convinced? Could it be that... the news about Liu Bei in Yuan Camp can be hidden?"
"No, no, no..." Cao Cao smiled lightly and waved his hand. "This is all thanks to Brother Yi. Brother Yi proposed to use Guan Yu's sharp sword to restrain Yan Liang and Wen Chou's fierceness..."
"This move not only killed the Shuangsha of Hebei, but also destroyed Guan Yu's return. Brother Yi, think about it. If Yuan Shao knew that Guan Yu killed his two favorite generals, then... what he would do to Liu Bei
what?"
At this point, Cao Cao paused and then laughed.
"Haha... He must have killed Liu Bei out of anger. When the time comes, Liu Bei will die under Yuan Shao's sword, and Guan Yu will definitely be loyal to Cao Cao to avenge Liu Bei... What's more, Cao Cao will treat Guan Yu with a small banquet for three days and five
There is a big banquet in the sky. When you get on the horse, you carry gold, and when you get off the horse, you carry silver... Jewels, mansions, and horses are not grudged, and high-ranking officials and rich salaries are easily captured. No matter how hard-hearted Guan Yu is, I am afraid he will be tempted!"
Cao Cao patted his chest, looking confident...
Unexpectedly, the expression on Yi Xiaotian's feedback surprised Cao Cao. It was just four words - eye-popping!
That's right...Yi Xiaotian was shocked!
He asked directly.
"Brother, are you thinking too much? Or are you dreaming and not waking up? Or..."
Yi Xiaotian seemed to suddenly think of something, and he hurriedly asked Cao Cao to use his chopsticks...
"... Come on, come on, brother, please eat some food instead of just drinking. How much do you need to drink to make you have such an hallucination?"
Ugh...hallucination!
Cao Cao is a little confused? Guan Yu stays? Why is it an illusion?
