Tian Liyuan subconsciously reached out and touched the table, touched several holes, and then touched a hand of sawdust.
Then he froze in place.
Not only him, but also Li Changyang's eyes were straightened and his mouth was dumbfounded.
Lu Zheng kept smiling and said nothing, while Lin Wan also smiled and took out a meat skewer, eating it in small bites, admiring the various changes in color on Tian Liyuan's face, which alternated between white, green and red.
…
"Tch, what about the Condor Heroes and the King of Special Forces? You guys have read too many movies and novels!"
Because their table suddenly became quiet, the sounds of conversations at other tables reached the ears of several people very clearly.
"Watch the video, read the comments, and think more about it yourself. Don't just believe whatever is shown in the video. Nowadays, no one is stupid. Someone in the comments clearly analyzed it. That is just staged and for show!"
"Anesthetize the wild boar in advance, then put on a superhero show, and then make a debut to make money and harvest traffic!"
"We don't even look at what the foreign masters look like. They punch hard and have strong bodies. With their small physiques, the videos are fake at first glance."
"What we eat is patriotic food, and our goals are some little pinks who have been dreaming about Chinese Kung Fu all day long!"
"Don't get excited about everything you see every day. Think more. Ask why you get excited every time you encounter this kind of video that harvests IQ taxes. Think more about it."
A gentle man wearing glasses, who seemed to have had a little drink, was talking and giving advice.
Two women sat opposite him, listening to him in a daze.
The people at the other two tables frowned, but they didn't get angry.
"Shut up! You idiot! Think on your head!"
Tian Liyuan got angry, shouted angrily, stood up and rushed forward, slapping him hard on the table in front of him.
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise, and all the plates, cups and chopsticks on the table jumped.
Everyone in the store was startled, and then looked over together.
The gentle man didn't even dare to take a breath, and looked at Tian Liyuan blankly, not knowing what was going on with him.
"If you still think independently, you will read the comments. Just like what others say, are you thinking independently? Fortunately, you still wear glasses, and all the books you read end up in the dog's belly?"
"You! You!"
"What am I? I'm still under anesthesia? How can people be under anesthesia? It's illegal to take a wild boar to the city and release it, with or without anesthesia! If you are stupid, don't think that everyone is as stupid as you!"
"You! You!"
"What do you want to say? Let me tell you, it is impossible for people to prepare anesthesia in advance. No one is a god, and it is impossible to follow a herd of wild boars into the city!"
"It was obviously a crisis that was solved by a pair of masters who did not want to reveal their identities. There were so many pedestrians at the scene, and the videos were clearly captured from all angles. When it comes to your mouth, it is staged, staged, fake, cutting leeks, and IQ tax?"
Tian Liyuan pointed to his head, "Think about it with your prejudiced head. Don't have an orgasm just like being hit in the g-spot by seeing negative opinions!"
"Still patriotic! Those who coined the word are traitors. Those who hate the country can make money, but those who are patriotic can't make money and eat? Where does the double standard come from? What era is this? I tell you it's over by now.
It’s time for you bunch of public intellectuals to make trouble!”
"Me! Me!"
"Every day, what is foreign is true, and what is domestic is false. You bunch of losers who worship foreigners and favor foreigners can only watch our country embark on a revival and return to its rightful place in history, and you can only cry all the way.
, but there is nothing we can do!”
"good!"
"Well said!"
"Brother! Awesome!"
"Bah bang bang!"
There was a burst of thunderous applause in the barbecue restaurant.
Tian Liyuan waved his hands to the surrounding people, "No, no, I'm just expressing my feelings. I despise these leaders who eat and scold their mothers the most. It's okay, it's okay, let's continue!"
Then he turned around and glared at the gentle man fiercely.
The elegant man swallowed and seemed to want to speak, but after looking at Tian Liyuan's bulging biceps, he finally didn't dare.
Tian Liyuan returned to his seat, and the aura he had just returned to nothingness immediately.
He swallowed and looked at Lu Zheng cautiously. Seeing a smile on Lu Zheng's face, he called out softly, "Lu Shen."
"Lu Shen!" Li Fang answered immediately.
"Lu Shen!" Liu Jingbo also hurriedly added.
"Chi——"
Lin Wan couldn't help but laugh out loud, "I can't tell, it's quite telling."
"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm learning now and selling it now, you're laughing!" Tian Liyuan said hurriedly.
Lu Zheng just showed his hand, which means the video is real.
It can be seen from this...
Lin Wan is also a big shot!
Tian Liyuan looked at Li Changyang and discovered that he was stronger than himself.
Live longer and see more!
Look at his attitude just now, how respectful he is. What about you? He seemed to be surpassing Li Changyang just now, so he doesn’t know what his last name is.
Damn it, you deserve to be embarrassed!
Fortunately, this boss seems to have a good temper? No matter, let’s praise him first!
"Lu Shen, you are so low-key! You regard fame and fortune as floating clouds, and utilitarianism as dung. If I had this ability, I would have been floating around a long time ago. You are actually able to remain unmoved and stay out of the limelight. You are like this!" Tian Liyuan rushed to Lu Zheng fiercely.
He gestured with his thumbs.
"Ah, yes, yes!" Li Fang nodded repeatedly.
Tian Liyuan then turned to Lin Wan, with a sigh on his face, "You are also a woman, and you can charge such a powerful wild boar. If you say you can pick it up, you can pick it up. You two are such a talented man and a beautiful woman, a perfect match for each other!"
"That's right!" Liu Jingbo immediately agreed.
Li Changyang:(||?_?)
What the hell, before I even thought about what to say, Lu Shen’s position as the first licker was taken away right now?
…
When checking out, Tian Liyuan rushed to pay the bill, and his longing eyes made Lu Zheng and Lin Wan feel embarrassed to refuse.
Not to mention the boss who was puzzled while clearing the table, the few of them had enough to eat and drink and took a walk along the lake shore.
Li Changyang and the others still looked at each other, and their conversation just now was okay. The initial unpleasantness had been eliminated. At this time, they naturally would not disturb the world of Lu Zheng and Lin Wan in an unsightly manner.
After Kong was invited to visit their fight club, he said goodbye and left very consciously.
"I didn't expect you to show such a shocking move. It's almost the same as the description in martial arts novels." Lin Wan took Lu Zheng's hand and asked while walking, "Isn't it a bit too exaggerated?"
"No problem." Lu Zheng said with a smile, "In the worst case, just tell the truth. I have developed internal skills. This thing has been around since ancient times. Even now, there are many martial arts masters who claim to have developed internal skills."
Lin Wan smiled bitterly, "But they are not as exaggerated as you."
"Really? But you will be able to reach it soon." Lu Zheng said with a mischievous smile.
Lin Wan is already practicing the seventeenth pose. Her body is full of qi and blood, but it is just not perfect. As long as she can complete a complete set of the "Eighteen Postures of Carrying the Mountain" and her blood and qi are generated by itself, it will be a matter of course.
"Really!" Lin Wan's eyes immediately filled with anticipation.
"It's easy." Lu Zheng nodded, "So, do we want to take up the title of the Condor Heroes?"