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Chapter 37 You are a chemical weapon

Ni Ni is also a practitioner, and she can now confirm that although the impact just now hurts a little, fortunately it is a skin injury, not a muscle or bone injury, and she will be fine if she rests.

But the scene that just happened was really shocking. Ni Ni had already noticed what the thing that hit her was. It was the inner pot of a rice cooker. It was just boiling Chinese medicine, and the lid of the rice cooker could pop open by itself.

First, dark brown smoke came out, and then the inner tank flew out. What's going on?

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed what others told her.

Looking outside through the kitchen window, other buildings in the community have lights. Why is there a power outage in my house?

Ni Ni was actually quite lucky because the bladder was smashed at home. If it had flown out and hit someone, she would have been in big trouble.

Likewise, her head was a little confused now, and she didn't know whether it was because of being hit or because of the pungent smell in the kitchen.

"I'm fine, it's nothing...what's wrong with your medicine..." Ni Ni said.

"What's going on...I don't know very well..."

Everything happening now is indeed beyond Zhang Yu's expectation.

He then took out his mobile phone and turned on the light. He soon discovered that the inner pot of the rice cooker was lying on the ground, and it looked deformed.

Zhang Yu walked over and knelt down to check, and straightened the inner pot. The inner pot was still hot, and the contents inside were dark and slimy. It didn't look edible when viewed horizontally or vertically.

He then said awkwardly: "Your rice cooker costs a lot, and there is also a ceiling lamp...I'll pay it to you as well..."

"There's no need to compensate, I can't bear it." Ni Ni came to Zhang Yu's side, looked down at the contents of the inner tank, and then said: "Is this the medicine you made?"

"Yes." Zhang Yu nodded.

"Then you eat some and I'll take a look." Ni Ni said.

"Now..." Zhang Yu frowned.

"What do you think?" Ni Ni gritted her teeth and said, "You have made my family miserable. If you don't eat something, can you be worthy of me?"

"Yeah..."

Zhang Yu said this, and secretly complained in his heart. The system prompted that the task was completed, but this thing can't be bad for people.

It depends on the system prompts, otherwise, even if Zhang Yu is beaten to death, Zhang Yu will not dare to eat this food.

"Then eat!" Ni Ni said.

"Wait a moment, it's a bit hot now... Let me help you sweep the floor first..." Zhang Yu said bitterly.

There was a broom in the corner of the kitchen, and Zhang Yu swept the floor clean. Ni Ni was not idle either. She opened all the windows in her home and checked the power outage. She unexpectedly discovered that other buildings in the community had power outages.

Electricity, only their building has no electricity.

This made Ni Ni very puzzled. The power outage did not say that the power outage was in a single building. Could it be that it was caused by Zhang Yu's medicine? Wouldn't this be a bit exaggerated and unscientific?

The inner pot of the rice cooker finally cooled down, and your sticky medicine began to dry up. Zhang Yu used a rice shovel to scoop out a piece of medicine and put it on the cutting board. He didn't know how much he should eat at one time. After all, it was normal.

Next, what I refined was a pill, and what I refined was just a lump. The difference is too big.

Ni Ni also held her mobile phone for lighting, and looked at Zhang Yu from the side. See what it means, you can't even eat it.

Zhang Yu bravely cut a small piece and slowly put it into his mouth. As soon as the black stuff entered his mouth, the pungent smell almost made him vomit.

Zhang Yu closed his eyes, hesitated, and swallowed the "medicine" in his mouth desperately.

Ni Ni next to her kept staring at Zhang Yu. In fact, she didn't even need to see Zhang Yu gnashing his teeth. Just smelling the smell of the "medicine" made Ni Ni's head hurt. Zhang Yu could even eat it, and she couldn't.

I couldn't help but send Zhang Yu 666 in my heart.

Zhang Yu took the medicine, and only half a minute later, his stomach made a "gurgling" sound.

Immediately afterwards, a stream of gas seemed to be unstoppable and wanted to erupt.

Farting in front of a beautiful woman was so embarrassing that Zhang Yu's face instantly turned red and a little purple.

Ni Ni relied on her mobile phone to illuminate and kept looking at Zhang Yu. Seeing that his face had changed like this again, she said a little worriedly: "What's wrong with you? It's not poisoning..."

"I……"

Zhang Yu just wanted to explain, but he opened his mouth. As soon as the muscles in his body relaxed, a burst of gas rushed out from below, "Pfft..."

Good guy, as soon as this gas comes out, it spreads quickly like leaking carbon dioxide. The smell is so overbearing.

The kitchen was originally filled with pungent medicinal and strange smells, and now the smell released by Zhang Yu almost knocked Ni Ni unconscious.

"No, I need to get some air!"

The beautiful policewoman couldn't stand it anymore, and she was worried that she would be smoked to death in two seconds. She turned around and rushed out of the kitchen and went straight to the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room, taking deep breaths in front of the window.

Zhang Yu was also shaken by the smoke. When he saw Ni Ni running away, he turned around and ran out. Unfortunately, after only running two steps, he felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and a strong feeling of wanting to escape swept over him.

"I'm going to the bathroom!"

He rushed into the bathroom without waiting for Ni Ni's answer.

As soon as he sat on the toilet, he was filled with a sense of pleasure that he had never experienced before. However, the smell emanating from the pleasure almost prevented him from being suffocated to death again.

Zhang Yu hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit one to ease the embarrassing smell. Although Zhang Yu smoked, he smoked very little, that is, he would light one when he stayed up late. If he went to other people's homes,

Basically he doesn't smoke. But this time, the smell was so strong that he couldn't care less.

It took half an hour for the excrement to be exhausted. During this period, Zhang Yu flushed the water six times in succession. The smell in the bathroom was unparalleled, even more unpleasant than the vegetable patch that had just been fertilized.

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Finally, Zhang Yu came out of the bathroom limply.

His legs were so light that he felt like a gust of wind could blow him over. The cruel smell in the room actually had a refreshing effect at the moment.

Zhang Yu could see at a glance that Ni Ni was still standing in front of the window and had not moved.

"I'm sorry...my um..." Zhang Yu was full of embarrassment. He brought such trouble to the family for the first time. What kind of impression would this leave on others?

Ni Ni heard his voice, turned around, and gasped: "I said why don't you boil medicine where you live... It turns out you are a chemical weapon... First you hit me, and then you almost killed me

Smoked to death..."

"It...Why is it like this? In fact, I didn't expect it..." Zhang Yu said awkwardly again.

"You made the medicine yourself, you didn't think of it..." Ni Ni gritted her teeth in hatred. She didn't know when the smell in the house would be cleaned out, and whether there would be any residue in the future. She said angrily: "

Now that you have taken medicine, are your internal injuries healed?"

Zhang Yu was a little nervous. Did he want to help him figure something out? But with his current strength, it might be okay to use Feng Shui. As for fortune telling, it was all in vain. He said bravely: "I want to be cured."

, you have to take all those medicines...but you can't take so much at one time, you need to take them slowly..."


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