On November 1st, my aunt’s mother and son joined in to celebrate the New Year.
In the one-and-a-half-room house, a brand new 32-inch TV played BGM with a clear picture. Mother Chen and her aunt chatted non-stop in the kitchen, mostly about embarrassing things about their children.
This made Chen Zui and Xiaozhi, who were sitting in the narrow living room, always refute fiercely when they couldn't listen.
Of course, their rebuttals had no effect. The more excited they were, the less confident they seemed.
Use barrage to say "He's anxious, he's anxious."
So later, Chen Zui and Xiaozhi simply lay down and let the two mothers arrange whatever they wanted.
But it was too boring to stay there. He had watched "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" on TV for more than 800 times. Xiaozhi finally couldn't bear his curiosity and asked:
"Brother, what are you doing in school to earn so much money?"
The electrical appliances replaced today are roughly estimated to cost 10,000 yuan each.
This is an astronomical figure for a little kid, so much so that Xiaozhi, who has sprayed two kilograms of gel water and is like a steel helmet, can't help but think about it, if he had so much money...
He didn't even need to think about the details. As long as he thought of the number ten thousand, he immediately stroked his pendant-like temples. It felt so damn good.
Listening to his question, Chen Zui's answer was: "Doing business."
"What kind of business is this? Brother, you can make so much money..."
Chen Zui deliberately teased him and pretended to be mysterious: "Don't tell others."
Xiaozhi immediately looked tense and listened attentively.
"Your brother and I are trafficking in people."
When Xiaozhi heard this, his eyes were a little startled, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt like... that's what happened, it wasn't some evil way, how could he make so much money?
So in his limited knowledge, he immediately thought of...
"I understand, brother."
"Uh, what do you understand?"
Xiaozhi waved, with a mysterious look on his face.
This time it was Chen who listened attentively.
Xiaozhi whispered: "Are you introducing work to your classmates?"
What Chen didn't expect was that his little cousin hit the nail on the head: "Well, you are quite savvy."
Xiaozhi looked proud. Sure enough, I guessed it right.
So he asked again: "Brother, can you bring me one? I also want to pimp you."
When Chen Zui had a question mark on his face, the barrage was refreshed in front of his eyes.
[Smelly pimp, don’t deny it, you are just a pimp.]
[It almost means the same thing, my cousin is right.]
Well... that's actually true.
But Chen’s biggest words to his cousin were: “Get out of here.”
Xiaozhi looked like he understood: "Brother, when it comes to this, don't hide it. I have no discrimination against pimps, and I even want to join them..."
Chen Zui: "You can't do it."
Xiaozhi thought for a while and figured out the meaning behind the words "brother": "Is it because I am too old to live in a small town? Yes, but brother, I can be a little brother and a horse boy!"
Chen Zui looked confused: "Where are you thinking? If there is no place, then what place is there?"
Xiaozhi also looked confused: "Ah, isn't it? Isn't our pimp an introduction to female college students?"
[My cousin can do it...]
[I didn’t expect that you already know so much at such a young age.]
[It’s not bad. When I was his age, I was tired of watching the domestic section and had already moved to the European and American sections.]
Chen didn't even notice what the barrage said. He looked at his cousin and said sadly: "Shut up, you female college student. All I do is introduce jobs to my classmates."
Xiaozhi rolled his eyes: "I understand, I understand, yes, it's just to 'simply' introduce the work to classmates."
Chen Zui looked at the boy's expression and couldn't help but said, "Are you sure you understand?"
"I really understand."
"Fine."
Xiaozhi was anxious: "Brother, okay, what do you mean? Can you take me with you?"
"What the hell, didn't you tell me to take a look and let me do a small business?"
"But brother, I like informal industries..."
Chen almost gave him another slap in the face, but since his aunt was still in the kitchen, he had to stop and said, "Your brother and I are in serious industries."
Seeing that his cousin didn't say anything, Xiaozhi, who has been influenced by Hong Kong movies since he was a child. His idol is Pheasant, and his dream is to step into the world and become a gangster. Xiaozhi thought for a moment...
After a minute, he came up with a brilliant idea.
So he pulled Chen Zui's sleeve, and after Chen Zui's ear came closer, he whispered: "Brother, we are a family. It would be quite useful if I go. Do you think, if something happens, we will be investigated?"
No one else can, but brother, I can support you, I'm underage!"
Chen is most numb...
【Little cousin, the road is widened.】
【I cried, what about you?】
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Just when Chen was speechless and Xiaozhi's eyes were shining, the laughter in the kitchen grew louder.
The two of them just listen...
Chen's mother's voice: "Chen Zui, I was so stupid when I was little. My favorite thing to do was pee in mud."
Auntie's voice: "That's much cleaner than Xiaozhi. He pees and plays with shit..."
Chen Zui: "..."
Xiaozhi: "..."
No, these two people are cooking in the kitchen. Isn’t it disgusting to talk about this?
Chen couldn't bear it anymore and stood up: "Come on, let's go out for some fresh air and buy a chicken to add some vegetables."
When Xiaozhi heard this, his eyes shone brighter. Is this a code word? A slang in the street, right? He got excited when he heard it, so he immediately got up and followed his cousin.
Fifteen minutes later, standing at the end of a long queue in front of the fried chicken restaurant, the light in his eyes disappeared and his dream was shattered: "Brother, this chicken is not serious!"
Outside, Chen most directly slapped him on the neck and made him jump: "Young man, watch some Young and Dangerous and gangster movies. When you were a kid, you peeed and pooped. Did it all go into your head?"
Xiaozhi covered his neck and muttered feebly: "Mud and shit are the same..."
"What a difference."
…
While the two children were queuing up outside to buy fried chicken, Chen's father returned home.
Because he wanted to continue driving out after 4 o'clock, and did a few more jobs between 4 and 6 o'clock before and after dinner, the original dinner was already on the table at three o'clock on time.
Smelling the aroma of the food at home, Dad Chen discovered the difference in his home.
When he looked at the brand-new TV, turned on the faucet with hot water, looked at his wife's beaming smile, and heard her boastfully saying: "My son bought them all.", Dad Chen felt a little stressed...
.
I originally planned to go home after grabbing lunch for the festival today, but now I immediately decided to go out in the car as usual until late at night.
When he made this decision, Chen Zui and Xiaozhi also arrived home.
The hot fried chicken was torn into pieces, and the last dish was placed on the table.
The family sat down, ate, and watched TV, enjoying themselves happily. However, the topic on the table continued the childhood embarrassments of the two children in the kitchen, which caused Chen Zui and Xiaozhi to become autistic for a time.
In the middle of eating, Chen Zui's phone rang. When he saw that the caller was his sister, he immediately squeezed out of the table and got into his room.
"What are you doing?"
Listening to Zhao Wanrou's voice, it was obvious that she was in a good mood.
"It's time to eat."
"So early?"
"Well, my dad is leaving the car."
"Oh, that's really tiring."
Chen Zui said ‘hmm’: “Have you studied where to go?”
"Yeah, let's go climb the mountain. It's close. There are hot springs and glass plank roads on the mountain, and there are also beautiful scenery."
"when to go?"
"Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow is fine, it depends on your time."
Thinking of spending one more day with his mother at home, Chen Zui said: "Then the day after tomorrow."
"Okay, it's settled. I'll go make the arrangements. You can get up early the day after tomorrow."
Chen Zui thought for a while: "By the way, sister, have you eaten?"
"Nothing."
"So you're here?"
Zhao Wanrou's voice on the other end of the phone did not ring immediately. She paused for half a second and said, "I'm out with my friends, waiting to have dinner together in the evening."
Chen Zui said "Oh": "Okay, it's settled, I'll go to your place the day after tomorrow morning."
"OK, put down the phone then."
"good."
…
After putting down the phone, barrage flashed across the screen in front of my eyes.
Chen Zui looked at them and thought for a while before returning to the dining table.
He ate absentmindedly for about half an hour. When he saw that it was almost done, he stood up and said, "Dad, mom, aunt, I have something to do at the moment. Let's go out."
It was time to close the table, so of course Chen’s father and Chen’s mother said, “Go early and come back early.”
My aunt also had a smile on her face: "Xiaozuo is also very busy now."
It was Xiaozhi: "Brother, what are you going to do? Can you take me with you?"
Chen Zui took his coat and put it on his body. Before going out, he said, "Come find me tomorrow morning."
Huh? Is this a show?
Looking at Chen Zui's leaving figure, Xiaozhi clenched his fists and imagined his future bloody and magnificent career in the world.