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chapter 2 *****

Chen Zui, who walked down the red brick building, had no idea how powerful the barrage from the future was.

After experiencing the hardships of life in the past few years, facing the current predicament, he had only one idea in his head - to make money.

In fact, he had been working on this idea while waiting to register for college after graduating from high school, but handing out leaflets and working part-time jobs could not solve the real difficulties at home.

Things are different now. Since Danmaku clearly knows the history and future trajectory, it shouldn't be difficult to make some big money, right?

So, walking onto the streets that were deserted because of Liu Xiang's competition, Chen Zhi said frankly and honestly while listening to the chirping of cicadas in the summer:

"If you are real and come from the future, I have a few unwelcome requests. I wonder whether I should tell them or not?"

Without waiting for the barrage to refresh, Chen Zui nodded: "Okay, since you agree, I will say it."

【????】

Chen Zui was very sincere: "I want to get rich!"

【????】

【You are thinking about shit!】

【roll.】



"You also know the situation in my family. I really don't want to hear my father begging for help in a low voice again."

"What I couldn't bear the most was that I heard my mother crying secretly several times at night. I think she felt that her illness was a drag on the family."

After saying these two sentences, all barrages within sight disappeared.

Chen Zui's world returned to the way it was three days ago without barrages, but he knew that the barrages must still be listening.

He took a deep breath and said, "No more sensationalism. Having said that, if I had always been a poor student, and my life had been as plain as water, and I lived the most ordinary life, wouldn't you be tired of watching it?"

On the trash can on the street: [That’s true...]

On the telephone pole: [It makes sense...]

On the glass of the shop: [So what do you want to do?]

Chen Zingyi, who was not blindly willing to give up, smiled: "Now that we have reached a consensus on this, let's talk about it later. I have a small plan and I don't know whether to talk about it or not..."

Without waiting for the barrage to refresh: "Since you all think you want to talk about it, I will!"

【……】

Chen Zui coughed: "If you know that Liu Xiang has recovered from his injury, you will definitely know the winning lottery number!"

[Young man, your imagination is a bit poor...]

[Bad blood, online novels are not written like this now, it will poison many people away!]

[Don’t worry about lottery tickets, stocks, or football games, we have a bottom line!]

"Uh, bottom line?"

Chen Zui thought about what scene had the most frequent barrage updates in the past two days, and put forward his own price: "Actually, this place is not too far from the university town. It is summer now..."

【????】

"I can show you big white legs all day tomorrow!"

【Bah~~.】

[Chen Zui, I didn’t expect you to be such a person! 】

[You underestimate us too much. Who has never seen big white legs? Do you need you to take us to see them? 】



The barrage of righteous words lasted for a full minute.

After a minute, the style of painting began to change.

[I don’t think Chen’s original intention is this, and don’t be too obsessive about it. He just wants to take us back to campus and feel some youthful atmosphere.]

Chen Zui suddenly realized: "If you don't say that I can't speak, brother, you have perfect reading comprehension. That's what I mean!"

[Whether my legs are white or not actually doesn’t matter. What’s important is that I have been away from campus for many years. I really want to go back to my alma mater and see what it looked like in 2008 in my memory. 】

"Where is your alma mater?"

【Art Academy!】

"You look like an artist at first glance!"

【Don't curse!】



Some people agree, some people oppose.

But disagreement is what Chen enjoys most.

His proposal does not need to convince all the barrages, but only needs to convince some of the barrages to achieve the goal he wants to achieve.

So when the barrage was quarreling, he once again upped the ante and began to learn and sell some new language methods.

"I heard from my classmates that there is a small KTV nearby, and many female classmates who sing well and look good are working part-time there. I plan to take you to check it out when I have time..."

"But don't get me wrong, female classmates are not important. What is important is that the speakers here are great. I just want to sing for you. I can sing well..."



"I also heard from my classmates that there is a bathing center in the city center. The decoration is magnificent. I heard that a full bath costs several thousand."

"But don't think too much, I just want to take you to see how to take a bath that costs thousands of dollars, and whether the mud you rub out can be fragrant..."



"Also, I heard from my classmates that the port city, which is not far from Songcheng and can be reached in five hours by car, holds a yacht party at the end of August every year, and many bikini ladies will participate in the event!"

"Well, of course, it's not important to them. Being able to get in mainly represents status. The most important thing is that I heard that the seafood on the ship is delicious!"

[If you talk so much, I won’t feel sleepy anymore!]

[Bah, you know how to engage in GHS.]

[My three major hobbies in life are singing, bathing, and eating seafood, Chen Zui...how do you know me so well!]

【Do you still like to eat abalone?】

[Should I say it or not, Chen Zui’s suggestion is good~]

[That’s not bad, you are just greedy for the bodies of young ladies, you are despicable!!]



Some people from the opposition party in the barrage shouted...

[It’s true that life is boring if it’s too plain, but getting rich overnight is wrong! 】

[I think that since we appear in Chen Zui’s world, we must be responsible for him. We cannot let him do things like lottery and gambling. What should we do if he learns bad things in the future? 】

Chen Zui...Hey, can you still bet on football?



The quarrel escalated, and when things got to this point, Chen Zui found...it seemed to have nothing to do with him.

In the street in front of him, barrages were being vented at a flying speed. Some of the words were long, and they were translucent and submerged before they were finished.

Both parties held their own opinions and spoke fiercely. On the matter of whether to disclose the lottery winning numbers to Chen Zui, they quoted classics and talked at high levels, and then gradually escalated to various dimensions.

Some people stand on the moral high ground, acting like a saint and despising everything.

Someone looked at the gender perspective, and a set of punch combinations was very popular. I don’t know what this has to do with gender... Anyway, I can box.

There are still people...

[Chen Zui, Leo, has had quite good fortune recently. There may be a chance to be confessed in love, and there will be a counterattack in career. Please seize the opportunity when you meet a noble person...]

[Chen Zui, a saint on the first day of the year, has good fortune in the current branch, and the palace of Hai belongs to the Qian, and it is also the place of immortality in the first place. It is called Liujia Qiqian. Generally, people who fall into this pattern...]

[I won’t comment on whether I want to give Chen Zui the winning lottery number. I just want to grow up with Chen Zui. For this reason, I also bought a leg slimming device, and I have lost a lot of weight in a week...



[See what’s most interesting about Chen, HiSi, JK, link WWW.*****....]



All in all, the world in front of us is a mess.

Chen is so confused. In 2008, because he didn’t have a personal computer, he couldn’t be considered a surfing expert. Facing the bloody turmoil in the online world in 2022, how could he possibly bring Lou Zheng back?

He now had the impression that the people behind these barrages seemed to be sick...

Are all people in 2022 like this?

While walking and walking, the sky was already setting, and he still had no way to resolve the dispute in the barrage.

Until he arrived at the entrance of Songjiang Night Market, his eyes accidentally glanced at a spicy skewers shop, and the barrage world in his eyes began to slowly change.

Chen Zui didn't notice this change at first. He just subconsciously focused and fixed his gaze.

In his eyes, the red light of sunset filled every corner.

The stall owners of the night market are setting up their stalls, placing their goods, and are busy waiting for customers to come. A sense of vitality is overflowing.

In the middle of the picture, there is a spicy skewers cart that is not occupied yet. The shabu-shabu with four large horizontal grids is already filled with various ingredients, with fresh colors and a good look.

A woman sits in front of the boiling pot.

She has a good figure. She wears a simple white T-shirt. The overall feeling is loose, but as long as she leans over slightly, the fabric on her chest will become slightly tight. Her lower body is a pair of denim shorts, and a pair of long legs are worn casually.

The shape of the legs is neither thick nor too slender, but even and just right.

Her beautiful long black hair hangs down naturally. Since she is eating, she always tucks her hair behind her ears when she lowers her head, which makes her look somewhat elegant.

And with this movement, you can also see her profile clearly.

The clear but not too sharp outlines have a soft feel and well-defined lines.

Her fair skin contrasts with the sunset light, making her facial features look very three-dimensional. Her eyes don't have the joy of a girl, but they have the confidence and calmness of a mature woman.

But this kind of confidence and calmness can also be interpreted as aloofness and coldness.

But it is also this unique temperament that makes her sitting in front of the stall seem like a sight, so that all the girls in sight will pale in comparison with her.

This description is not an exaggeration. If we have to attribute the reason, perhaps it is that the girls on the street in 2008 were in the "trendy" = non-mainstream aesthetic stage.

Most of their hairstyles are fireworks perm, tinfoil perm, and dyed in a popular yellow color, making them look like golden lions. Not to mention makeup, big black eyeliner is standard. It seems that the more like a panda, the more beautiful one is.

Even if you want to sing some Internet songs like "QQ Love" to highlight your sense of fashion.

Of course, these are very inconsistent with the aesthetics of 2022. In comparison, she, who has excellent foundation, is naturally highlighted more beautifully and dazzlingly.

And for the barrage fans who have been bombarded by short videos in 2022, how to relieve their worries? Only HiSi.

Although the young lady in front of me is not wearing high-quality silk, you can imagine that she is wearing high-quality silk...

And because she is pretty enough and has the charm of a mature woman and a distant iceberg, she is obviously enough to become the optimal solution.

Therefore, the quarrels over the barrage ceased, and they soon came to an agreement, and then the screen went crazy.

[Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】

[Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】

[Chen Zui, do you dare to strike up a conversation? 】



Five minutes later, Chen Zui and the barrage guys reached an agreement.

As a result, you need to call QQ or call to exchange the winning numbers of the next Shuangseqiu lottery.

However, as to how to strike up a conversation, Chen Zui, who is only 18 and has a crush on a goddess in high school for three years but has not dared to confess her love to her for three years, still needs advice from the barrage guys.

As a result, all kinds of bizarre ways of picking up conversations were presented to him in the form of words.

When Chen Zui gathered up his courage and walked toward the spicy skewers stall, the barrage fans thoughtfully gave him enough encouragement.

【How bold a person is, how productive the land is.】

[As long as Chen is the bravest, my sister will take maternity leave next year.]

[Aba Aba Aba Aba...]



Accompanied by the sunset, Chen Zui came to her.

Sometimes you have to admit that some people are born to rely on their appearance to make a living.

No matter how ordinary such people are doing, their beauty will be like light, illuminating the surroundings and attracting more attention.

This is the case for the young lady who is eating ordinary spicy skewers. Especially at a close distance, you can smell the fresh aroma of her hair, see her fair and delicate skin, and look into her eyes, and see the autumn water in her eyes.

When there is a hint of coldness, people will feel that they are all born as human beings, why are they so beautiful...

Chen Zui was sighing now, and at the same time shielding the coldness in her eyes, he took a deep breath and prepared his lines.

In fact, he is panicking now.

Don't look at what he had previously boasted about his big white legs, KTV schoolgirls, Haitian feast, and heaven and earth with the barrage guys...

In reality, he is actually a boy who lacks self-confidence due to poor family conditions, has a face that has not been tempered by society, has a little self-esteem and is afraid of being rejected, and is a little shy boy.

But something different is that because Chen Zui's family has been in decline in the past two years, he has really seen a lot of the desolation of the world, so that he understands the importance of money all too well.

So when faced with the temptation of getting rich overnight with a five million lottery ticket, he chose money...

He can overcome his own lack of confidence, abandon the shyness in his heart, and make his face as thick as a city wall.

So after a "cough..." sound.

Abandoning the showy plan of the barrage guys, Chen Zui looked at her and said sincerely: "Hello, little sister, my name is Chen Zui. Can I get to know you?"

The spicy smell of the spicy skewers filled the air, the shouts of the vendors were still echoing in her ears, and the sunset was still shining on her cool and beautiful face.

But after hearing this, she simply said one word: "Get out."



As soon as the word "go" comes out.

The Danmaku guys knew that the conversation had failed, and started to feel happy.

[What's wrong with not being able to strike up a conversation? I'm eating your rice. Are there any men who eat rice who don't know how to strike up a conversation? Oh, yes. Chen is the worst at it..]

[Chen is the best. Although this time is embarrassing, we believe that you will definitely grow, and we will always stand behind you and silently poke your spine!]

It's just that they mistakenly underestimated Chen Zui's determination and desire for five million.

So at this critical moment, faced with the crisp word "go", Chen Zui blocked the barrage and gave a neat response: "Okay!"

As he said that, he actually bent over and rolled out.

Faced with this scene, the barrage guys were dumbfounded, Miss Bingshan was dumbfounded, and even the lady selling spicy skewers had her eyes as wide as copper bells...





Chen’s words of “get out” reminded the barrage readers of a famous internet imaginary question.

This question is not joking. If I give you one million, would you eat shit?

The answer that many people would give without joking is no.

So the question was upgraded. If I gave you 10 million, would you eat shit?

Some people will nod at this point, but most still refuse.

What about 100 million?

Even if the amount is so huge, many people will still refuse, but some of those who refused before will agree.

But what if there is a gun pointed at you and you will die if you don’t eat?

There may still be a few stubborn people who shake their heads, because life is their own and they have the right to decide whether they can die standing up, but most people will eat out of fear.

So, if this gun is pointed at the person you love most, what if you don’t eat the person you love and die?

At this time, the opinions of people who answered seriously will gradually become unified, and the answer is to eat.

And if shit is compared to being humiliated and putting down dignity, then the ultimate answer is: "What can drive most people to be willing to be humiliated and put down their dignity must be love and fear."

Chen loves his parents the most and fears the poverty of these two years.

So facing five million, he made his last effort and struggle with a roll.

And after rolling out for five full laps...

Miss Bingshan, who was sitting next to the spicy skewers, said: "Stop getting lost."

When Chen Zui heard this, he stood up like a carp and wiped the dust off his body gracefully.

She puzzled: "I've never seen you so..."

"Shameless?"

She was noncommittal, but Chen Zui smiled: "Can I have your phone number?"

She rolled her eyes at Chen Zui, but her wry smile and helplessness were hidden in the slightly upturned corners of her mouth, raising the sunset glow at dusk.



Vigor can produce miracles, which has been a buzzword on the Internet in the past two years.

The miraculous thing is that after Miss Bingshan wrote his phone number, she pointed to the soup pot and calmly said to Chen Zui: "Since I gave you my phone number, it's fair that you treat me to this spicy skewers meal."

?”

Chen Zui looked calm and calm on the surface: "Okay, eat whatever you want."

So, under the steam and the smell of Sichuan peppercorns and chili peppers, the two people who were strangers five minutes ago started chatting.

"Getting acquainted?"

"My name is Chen Zui."

"Zhao Wanrou."

Chen Zui blinked his eyes and looked at her and felt that the word "soft" didn't suit her at all, but he still said: "It sounds good."

"How old are you?"

"eighteen."

"Oh, you've learned how to pick up girls since you were 18?"

Chen Zui murmured: "Life is forcing..."

Zhao Wanrou didn't hear clearly: "???"

Chen Zui changed the subject: "It's not important, how old are you?"

"Twenty-seven."

Chen Zui looked shocked: "No way, I thought you were seventeen!"

Zhao Wanrou looked at Chen Zui, smiled and said: "Play, keep playing..."

Chen Zui looked at the barrage, chose an answer with high emotional intelligence, and said sincerely: "I have to find something nice to say to you. Besides, although I don't think you are seventeen, I really think you are only two at most."

ten."

Zhao Wanrou smiled again, but this time her smile was a little different from before, as if the iceberg had melted...

Chen most acted according to circumstances: "I'm going to use the toilet."

"good."

So, he agreed to treat others to dinner, but he was short of money and never came back...



Chen Zui, who escaped from the order and left the young lady hanging at a street stall, was walking home and clenched his fists: "I win."

The barrage guys were very dissatisfied with Chen Zui's behavior of abandoning the iceberg goddess, but it seemed that there was an agreement after all, and the welfare lottery center was not run by their family, and they would not pay out the money in their cards if they won.

Therefore, Chen Zui quickly saw a series of uninterrupted *********************.

Chen Zui asked why it was ********************* and where was the number?

The commentators said...

[Being harmonized]

[The number cannot be sent, and it will become ************************]

Chen Zui asked in astonishment: "So...are you talking about what you mean?"

So he got a screen full of answers.

[Sorry, I’ll lie to you again next time] [Sorry, I’ll lie to you again next time] [Sorry, I’ll lie to you again next time] [Sorry, I’ll lie to you again next time] [Sorry, I’ll lie to you next time] [Sorry, I’ll lie to you next time]

I lied to you again] [I’m sorry, I’ll lie to you again next time]..

Chen took a deep breath...

Have no people in 2022 ever been beaten?



Zhao Wanrou wonders if people in 2022 have never been beaten.

She sat in front of the spicy skewers stall and waited for half an hour. The cold wind ruffled her hair. She only knew that she wanted to hit someone now!


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