603, 'Justice from heaven' and 'Dig a hole and get in'...
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Having almost decided to go to Tokyo, Nagayama Naoki said goodbye to his grandfather.
When I drove back to my eldest brother's new home, the sky was gradually getting darker. But my eldest brother Aoki couldn't take any time off and was leveling the land in the yard.
"Brother, what are you doing?" Nagayama Naoki asked curiously after entering the door.
"Ah, Naoki is back." Nagayama Aoki scratched his head, "I plan to build a sand pool in the yard and let the weeds play in the sand pool in the future..."
Good idea...very advanced parenting concept!
However, Nagayama Naoki saw cats walking on the way back, and their lazy figures can also be seen on the roofs of other neighbors... Maybe after the sand pool is built, it will become like this
Guy's luxurious public toilet...
"Naoki, what do you think?" the eldest brother asked, holding the shovel.
Nagayama Naoki paused, gave a thumbs up, and smiled: "Brother, weeds will definitely like it!"
After continuing to clean in the afternoon, the new house already looked quite cozy. Mother, Tsuruko and Sister Xiangjia were all teasing the weeds and chatting casually in the Japanese room.
After seeing Nagayama Naoki come back, everyone raised their heads and looked at him. His mother Nanako said: "Naoki, have you met your grandfather yet?"
"Hi, I see you."
"Is grandpa okay?"
"Hey, you're in good spirits." After Naoki Nagayama briefly talked about his grandfather's situation, he asked Tsuruko, "Tsuruko, it's already getting late. It's not too late to go back to Tokyo now. You want to go back
Are you going to Tokyo? Or are you spending the weekend at home?”
"Of course, go back!"
Hezi didn't give up at all. Anyway, she was no longer the one receiving the most attention in this family, so she didn't want to compete with weeds for favor.
Nagayama Naoki nodded: "Mom, do you want me to take you back to your old house? I can pick up the box on the way when I come back."
"No need to go to such trouble." Nagayama Aoki said, "I will send my mother back after dinner! I also need to go to the izakaya to prepare the ingredients for tomorrow..."
"That's it, that's fine. Say hello to father for me~" Nagayama Naoki nodded without feeling too reluctant, after all, he had just come back not long ago.
On the way back to Tokyo, listening to Tsuruko keep talking about how cute weeds are, Nagayama Naoki became a little curious:
"Tsuruko, are you going to have children in the future?"
"Eh? Me?" Tsuruko was suddenly speechless, and then thought about it, "She should be giving birth!"
"How many children?"
"These... two?" Tsuruko replied a little uncertainly, and then looked at his brother very embarrassed, "Hagani-chan, why are you asking these all of a sudden?!"
"I just suddenly felt curious..."
Naoki Nagayama thought about the trend of low birthrate in Japan in the future. When did it start? The habit of this era is to have more children.
"How many babies will Nani-chan have?"
"..." Nagayama Naoki was suddenly asked, "I haven't thought about this yet."
"Why?" Tsuruko also became interested, "Ni-chan has so much money. If you don't have children, do you want me to inherit it?"
"..." You know that your sister is trying to get rid of your huge wealth!
"Even if I donate it, I won't give it to you!"
Nagayama Naoki said bitterly.
"..."
It was almost 8 o'clock when we returned to Tokyo. Naoki Nagayama saw that he was almost arriving at Chiyoda, so he asked: "Will Tsuruko stay one night at Sansakura-in today, or go back to the apartment in Waseda?"
"Go back to the apartment!" Tsuruko said firmly.
This attitude made Nagayama Naoki very puzzled: "Huh? I always wanted to come and stay here before, why don't I want to go now?"
"Who knows if there will be another 'confidante' in Ni-chan's family!" Tsuruko still remembers the embarrassment of suddenly meeting Akina Nakamori before.
"...Akina has gone abroad to work, so she's not at Yamasakura-in."
"Yeah, who knows if there will be another 'confidante' in Ni-chan's family!" Tsuruko winked and said for the second time, "After all, he has the nickname of Playboy!"
"...Tsuruko, you are ruining my reputation!" Who do you think your brother is!
"Anyway, I'd better go back!"
It has to be said that Japan's "don't disturb" culture is still deeply rooted in people's hearts. Ever since he found out that his brother had a girlfriend, Tsuruko didn't want to continue to stay at Sansakura-in.
Seeing his sister's determined look, Naoki Nagayama didn't think much and sent her directly back to Waseda.
...
After returning to Sansakura-in, I received a warm welcome from Taro Taro, and the beating with his increasingly thick tail became more and more painful!
After driving for a day, Nagayama Naoki, who was a little tired, didn't have much appetite, so he took out the instant noodles stored in the storage box in the kitchen, and then boiled them directly with water in a snow pan.
Add two green vegetables, a few slices of large sausage and bacon, and an egg, and you have a convenient and nutritious dinner.
Why do so many people like to eat instant noodles? Because the aroma is indeed very tempting!
Even Yotaro and Nyaotaro were attracted! But this time, they didn’t share it. Naoki Nagayama finished it quickly.
When it was almost nine o'clock, the pager started beeping again, and Naoki Nagayama dialed it directly.
"Naoki-san!" The voice in the microphone sounded enthusiastic and happy.
"Has Akina finished her work today?" Nagayama Naoki asked, "Is it still as intense as when you first went there?"
"The shooting intensity is about the same, but I have adapted to it!" Akina on the microphone looked like she didn't want to make people worry, but happily talked about interesting things about Guam's scenery, "Naoki-san, it's different from Hawaii. The seafood here is
Even more delicious!”
Nagayama Naoki echoed the words of his little girlfriend, and also talked about daily interesting things such as going back to his hometown and meeting his half-year-old nephew. At this time, he suddenly remembered what he asked his sister in the car:
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Mingna, how many children do you plan to have in the future?"
"Eh?!!"
In the hotel, Akina was lying on the bed very relaxedly. After hearing this question, she sat up nervously, with a look of surprise and joy on her face.
The voice from the microphone continued: "Aren't you Mingna who was born in a big family with 6 children? I wonder if the problem of giving birth will be different from other people's?"
After coming back to her senses, Akina had a hesitant expression on her face, and her tone was a little tangled: "Similar to my family, six seems to be a bit too much. Maybe I don't pay enough attention to the children, and one seems to be very lonely...
.Two? Three?”
After struggling until the end, he asked a little shyly: "Naoki-san, what do you think?"
"Hmm..." Nagayama Naoki has never had children in his life, so he doesn't have any special ideas. When he asked, he was just out of curiosity, "I'd better listen to Akina..."
Akina Nakamori from Guam felt that the sound from the microphone was like a drum, and every sound struck her heart, and she could hear the thumping of her heartbeat.
It feels so good to plan the future with the one you love. I really want to fly back to Tokyo and hug my lover right away!
There is always endless love talk, but time flies by so fast, and it’s midnight before I know it.
Naoki Nagayama was relieved after learning that everything was fine with his girlfriend abroad... But there was one thing that he was quite concerned about. Akina said that Johnny's senior idol always seemed to be looking for her in the past two days.
Chatting is very annoying.
"That guy Kondo Masahiko..." Naoki Nagayama subconsciously thought of the cold waters of Tokyo Bay and the empty barrels stacked at the dock...
But he soon shook his head, this can't be done! How could you break the law for that kind of person!
"We have to find a way to make this guy leave the entertainment industry!"
Nagayama Naoki made up his mind. After all, the definition of entertainment is big or small, and the probability of Akina meeting this guy in the future is still very high.
.......
The next day is the weekend!
Although most companies are on holiday, there is no such thing as a holiday in the entertainment industry. On the contrary, they are even busier during the holidays.
Although Naoki Nagayama likes to take a vacation for himself, he does have something to do this weekend. He has to go to Fuji TV.
So after walking around with Taro, I drove the convertible to the Fuji headquarters building in Kawada-cho, Shinjuku-ku.
There were not many pedestrians on the road on weekends, at least during the morning rush hour. Naoki Nagayama was able to walk leisurely among the reinforced concrete, and saw strings of golden jasmine flowers blooming among the green leaves. By the way, he could admire the blooming jasmine flowers.
White magnolia flowers, ask about the fragrant fragrance.
When arriving in Shinjuku, Nagayama Naoki discovered that in spring, there were many more fashionable and good-looking ladies!
Coming to the Fuji Building was like returning to his own home. The doorman didn't even look at him and let him directly into the parking garage. This convertible was very familiar to people.
This time, he did not go to Sugiura Otayoshi. Naoki Nagayama went directly to the studio on the second floor prepared for the "Newspeak Buzzword Awards". The external interview has been basically completed, and now it is the indoor recording stage.
After pushing open the door of the studio, Naoki Nagayama saw Haruta Ueya directing many staff members inside.
"Haruta-san."
"Ah, Naoki-san is here!" Ueya Haruta greeted Nagayama Naoki, "Look, our main background has been completed! This month's buzzwords have been written on it!"
Nagayama Naoki looked at the main background, and sure enough, it was full of catchphrases, about a dozen of them. Nagayama Naoki's "Commercial break is next" and "In my BGM, no one can beat me" are all in it.
superior.
Even after some time, Naoki Nagayama was still a little embarrassed when he saw these two sentences...
"It's very good~" To be honest, the props team these days is definitely top-notch!
Ueiya Haruta pointed to a window above the studio and said: "The previous interviews have been edited and are all in the director's room. When the recording here is completed, they will be edited together."
"Well, Naotaro Nakanishi is still very fast." Naoki Nagayama said, "Is he also the host today?"
"No, although Naotaro-san has a lot of experience in interviewing, there are still some shortcomings in hosting variety shows." Ueya Haruta explained, "The first recording of the show was very important to the minister, so we invited the currently popular host.
——Akashi family saury."
"Eh? Is it him?" Nagayama Naoki has collaborated with this comedian once. In this era, he was in the period of rising popularity and was a rising comedian in the entertainment industry.
"Hey, for this new entertainment show, it would be better to use a younger, orthodox comedian. Naotaro-san will temporarily serve as the assistant host."
Haruta Ueya said that Akashi saury is a comedian who has learned from his master, he is more orthodox than Tamori, and his hosting style is gentler than Takeshi Kitano. As a variety show that requires both seriousness and entertainment to exist at the same time, he is very suitable.
"I see." Naoki Nagayama nodded and said nothing more.
Haruta Ueya handed Naoki Nagayama a program script and asked him to prepare it first... As one of the big stunts, Naoki Nagayama naturally had to go on stage.
As the number of people increased, Akashi's saury also arrived:
"Teacher Nagayama Naoki, we meet again. Please give me your advice for future recordings!"
"Saury-san, there's no need to call me teacher...it feels a bit inappropriate...hahaha~" Nagayama Naoki joked easily.
The writer's status in Japan is indeed high. Since he won the Naoki Prize, many people who meet him will call him "teacher"...but it sounds strange to him...he is so young.
, it’s not like I’m highly respected...
"Hi, then I'll call you Naoki-san..." The saury of the Akashi family is of course a man. After feeling the kindness, he immediately moved closer and started chatting, "It's been almost a year since I last saw you.
Already."
"Yeah, it's been a long time~" I still hadn't confessed my love to Akina during the last recording of the show!
The two chatted for a while about their recent situation, and Akashi's saury also sent belated congratulations and so on.
While the two were chatting, the source of many buzzwords had already arrived. Most of them were amateurs who didn't have to work on weekends.
When the recording officially started, Nagayama Naoki, as the only famous guest, appeared with the host.
But the other buzzwords that followed, Akashi family saury, came up one by one.
To Nagayama Naoki's surprise, there was actually a buzzword related to him.
"Why is it 'justice from heaven'?" Akashi family saury asked Yoshihara Masaharu, the inspector at the Sapporo City Tohira District Police Station, "Inspector Yoshihara, judging from the VTR just now, this buzzword is what you are saying in "city"
After the Maru-kun Disappearance Case was concluded, was it correct to say what he said during the interview?”
"Hey!" Yoshihara Masaharu said, "The reason why we say it is justice from heaven actually has two reasons."
"On the one hand, it means that under the leadership of Inspector Takeshita Masaharu, our police station successfully solved the kidnapping case and rescued Mr. Shiromaru like a divine soldier from heaven."
Yoshihara Masaharu still knows how to look good to his superiors, and he did not forget to praise the minister's bravery in the show. He must be promoted this year!
"On the other hand, there is actually something that is quite puzzling and even a bit mysterious!"
"When we were desperately looking for Shiromaru-kun but had no clue, a letter that said, 'Shiromaru-kun was in Kudo Kajuko's carton and transported away by car.' fell from the sky! We were able to rescue the victim immediately!"
Akashi's saury cooperated and exclaimed: "Really?"
The audience outside the venue also started discussing in a buzzing manner.
"Yes, there is no source of name or other information, but what is even more surprising is that the address to which this letter was sent is actually Chiyoda in Tokyo!!"
Yoshihara Masaharu said very excitedly, and even took out the evidence in a plastic bag from his pocket, "This is the evidence that I applied to the police station for special application, and it is the letter!"
The evidence was circulated among the people on the stage, and the camera focused on it.
Nagayama Naoki was very embarrassed at this time, because he typed out the letter himself on a typewriter, sealed it, drove to a random mailbox in Chiyoda and dropped it off.
By coincidence, Akashi's saury was very surprised and confirmed with Yoshihara Shoharu:
"Sent in Tokyo? To Hokkaido?"
"Hi! And the case was only officially reported that day, and it was just a disappearance case!" Yoshihara Masaharu was very sure, "We don't know how a person in Tokyo can know so much about the Hokkaido case!"
"This...if it's true, why didn't he sign it?"
"Yes, we are also very confused. The police station will definitely issue a letter of thanks! And Jomaru-kun's family also expressed their gratitude! You know, that family is a rich and powerful family!"
"What an amazing story!" Akashi saury suddenly thought of something, "Naoki-san, you said before that your home is in Chiyoda, right? Have you heard any news?"
Nagayama Naoki suddenly became nervous. He really didn't expect that such a casual rescue would actually find him again at this time!
Cause and effect is really hard to mess around with!
"I also read about this case in the newspaper, but at the time I only wrote that I was lost. I didn't expect to find out later that I was actually kidnapped." Naoki Nagayama tried his best to keep his facial expression, showing a look of surprise and exploration.
His expression was, "Is it true that the sender of the letter was not found?"
Yoshiwara Masaharu lamented: "The letter paper, envelopes and stamps produced by the typewriter are all popular products... but they can't be found..."
Nagayama Naoki quickly agreed: "It's like the plot in a novel!"
These words aroused the recognition of the audience. Even Akashi's saury sighed at this time:
“A report letter from thousands of miles away is really ‘justice from heaven’!”
I didn't expect that a buzzword could trigger so many stories. Akashi Saury felt that even if this show only had this gimmick, it would be attractive enough.
The subsequent buzzwords are naturally not as legendary as this one, but they are all popular buzzwords in various places.
But when it comes to national influence, it is Naoki Nagayama who says, "No one can beat me in my BGM."
Akashi family saury said: "The last buzzword today was invented by Naoki-san next to me!"
At this moment, the music of "into the battlefield" sounded.
A group of badly acted actors, wearing unreasonable school uniforms and looking arrogant, walked across the main stage to the music of "Into the battlefield"...
Naoki Nagayama didn't expect that he would actually play this part in the finale. Director Haruta Ueya actually found a group of people...so when the camera showed Naoki Nagayama, he was covering his face.
.....It’s simply a social disaster!
How on earth did I come up with such a second-rate line when I was presenting the award?
"Naoki-san, Naoki-san, what's wrong with you?"
Akashi's saury keeps catching up...
"Saury-san......This stage shouldn't be hard, right?"
"Huh? It's made of composite board, it's not too hard... Naoki-san, why do you ask this?"
"Great, I'm going to dig a hole and crawl in!" Nagayama Naoki covered his face and howled miserably, "This way I don't have to face such a shameful moment again!"
Hahaha~ The host, guests, and audience on and off the stage all laughed loudly... The atmosphere in the entire studio instantly became lively.
The recording of the first issue of "Newspeak Buzzword Awards" can be said to have gone very smoothly, but what Naoki Nagayama didn't expect was that,
"Dig a hole and crawl in" seems to have the potential to become the next buzzword...
