Chapter 518 Dao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot tall!
Dragon Kingdom, Qingniu Mountain.
Halfway up the mountain, a beautiful middle-aged woman came into a dilapidated thatched hut.
She looked sad and stood in front of a broken wicker chair, waiting.
After about a cup of tea, the old Taoist priest who was taking a nap on the wicker chair stretched himself and woke up.
The beautiful woman hurriedly said, "Senior Tianji, that person has broken through seven levels in a row recently and is about to get out of the prison! Once he gets out... the young master will die!"
Hearing this, the sleepy-eyed old Taoist priest was startled and cursed, "Niang Xipi! So fierce? It is worthy of being the most popular massacre in the world! But...it's not that easy to kill my good disciple of Taoist Tianji!"
That’s all, it’s time for the old Taoist to stretch his muscles and go to the prison to guard the last level. I believe he won’t be able to stop him for three to five years!”
The beautiful woman's face was filled with joy, and she hurriedly asked, "Senior, you are known as the leader of the three strange people, do you have a way to kill that person?"
"Difficult! Difficult! Difficult!..."
Upon hearing this, the old Taoist priest said sorry three times and directly issued an order to expel the guest.
"Go! Pindao has his own arrangements..."
The beautiful woman bowed respectfully, her figure flickered like a ghost, and disappeared without a trace.
...
After a while, the Taoist temple's broken door was pushed open with great force.
"Hahahahaha! Old guy, your disciple is a genius. I just had a dream by the river, and he actually made a breakthrough! "Nine Yang Xuantian Kung" has officially entered the eighth level!!!"
Accompanied by laughter, Xiao Chen ran in in rags and danced excitedly.
"Breakthrough? Okay!"
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he was so excited that he accidentally pulled out a few goatees and was beaming with joy.
He picked up two peanuts and threw them into his mouth, and then asked leisurely, "Disciple, I am here to ask you, which of your ten senior sisters is the most suitable to your taste, and do you want to marry him as your wife?"
Xiao Chen was stunned, and beautiful figures suddenly appeared in his mind.
Ever since I could remember when I was three years old, every year the old man would bring in a very charming little girl, saying that she was his senior sister, and jokingly saying that she would become his wife in the future.
As a result, they were immediately kicked out after one year and replaced with another...
He has gone through this sexy operation ten times!
As for why, the old guy's answer was that the senior sisters were all registered disciples and could only learn his skills for one year.
Xiao Chen turns 20 this year, and tenth senior sister Murong Qingcheng has been away from the mountain for seven years. How can I know who will suit my taste?
Xiao Chen said with some vigilance, "Marrying a daughter-in-law must be based on mutual consent! Old man, you don't want to arrange a marriage for me, do you?"
Hearing this, the old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment and yelled, "You have a beautiful idea! The point is, you must marry a senior sister within three to five years. Don't ask why!"
The old Taoist priest then sighed and said, "Who told you that your boy has a pure Yang body that is rare in a century?"
Then, he rushed into the bedroom, quickly picked up a baggage and threw it to Xiao Chen.
"Go down the mountain! Your "Nine Yang Xuantian Kung" has reached the eighth level. It's time to go down the mountain for a walk! Remember, there are taboos before the "Nine Yang Xuantian Kung" reaches the ninth level! You cannot break your body, otherwise you will not die.
It’s already disabled!” the old Taoist priest warned with a cheesy smile.
"What? Old guy, are you kidding me?" Xiao Chen's expression suddenly changed!
This bad old man is so bad!
However, he still has great abilities. He is good at martial arts, medicine, feng shui, and physiognomy. He is awesome!
The old Taoist priest ate another peanut and joked, "Don't worry, good disciple, you won't belch even with your strength!"
When Xiao Chen heard this, he panicked a lot!
When the old guy praised the "Nine Yang Xuantian Kung" to the heavens, he didn't say that if you want to practice this technique, you must first guard your body?
What do I need this iron rod for?
Xiao Chen put his hands on his hips and was about to step forward to argue a few words when the old Taoist kicked him hard!
"Go away! You should be lucky that the taboo of not being able to lose your virginity does not include your senior sisters... The package contains your ID card, a few hundred dollars, a few sets of rags, and a letter. You also
It’s time to go down the mountain!”
The old Taoist priest's voice echoed in Xiao Chen's ears, and he was kicked like a cannon soaring into the sky and flew down Qingniu Mountain.
Slowly, the old Taoist priest took back his smelly feet, with a complicated expression on his face.
He sighed and said to himself: "Ten Phoenix Chaoyang Dragon, my good disciple, I have spent all these years working for you as my master! Don't die... I hope you can know the mystery of your life experience."
, one day I will visit that place again!”
"Boom!!!..."
At the foot of the mountain, Xiao Chen plunged into the rushing sand river like a human-shaped javelin. A kite turned over and a head popped out. Looking at the mountainside from a distance, he felt a little reluctant in his heart!
Soon, Xiao Chen adjusted his mood, rode the waves and rushed out of the Dasha River.
He jumped three feet high, put his hands in front of his mouth in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted: "I'm tired of being around for a long time! Goodbye, old guy... I will go home to see you when I have time!"
In the hut, the old Taoist priest, who was quite sad for spring and autumn, staggered and almost fell to the ground.
"This traitor!!!"
...
At the bottom of the mountain, Xiao Chen happily opened the wet package and found a letter.
open!
The old man's handwriting is very ugly, and some of it is even uglier after being smudged, but fortunately it is barely legible.
"What are you doing, old man? Why are there only contact information for my senior sister and third senior sister? They are both still in Jinling... But my senior sister Su Wan is actually the female president, and now she has money to spend! Third senior sister Jiang Yan
Is she the attending physician in the emergency department? She used to cry a lot when she was a child, but I don’t know what’s wrong with her now?”
Xiao Chen looked through the letter with great interest.
"etc!"
When he saw the old Taoist priest mentioned in the letter that he had given each of the ten named female disciples a token, and these tokens could be combined to learn the mystery of Xiao Chen's life experience... he suddenly lost his composure!
As long as he can remember, Xiao Chen didn't know how many times he asked the old Taoist priest!
The answers I got varied. The old guy said he picked it up on the roadside, picked it up in the trash can, snatched it from the dog's mouth...
really!
This old guy is lying to himself!
"What are you doing? Can't you just tell me? The old guy has too many tricks!" Xiao Chen complained, looking unhappy.
At this time, another business card dropped from the envelope. He picked it up and looked at it: "Brother Bao, contact information..."
"Put it away first!"
Xiao Chen muttered to himself and stuffed it back into the envelope.
He knew that given the old guy's urinary temperament, maybe this business card was a bit unusual!
"All the way to the north! Senior sister, third senior sister! And other senior sisters, your little junior brother is here!"
Xiao Chen carried the wet package on his back, shook his sharp-brother-like hairstyle, and walked away like flying.
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