Chapter 1602 Definitely want my brother-in-law to bow down under my pomegranate skirt!
Dragon and Phoenix Treasure Land.
In a Taoist temple, Xiao Chen and Zhenjun Nandou were sitting across from each other, drinking.
"What a pleasure!"
Nan Dou Zhenjun drank a bottle of fine wine in one gulp, stroking his hands in admiration, and his white beard was covered with wine beads.
He smelled of alcohol and gave Xiao Chen a thumbs up!
Immediately, Zhenjun Nandou said excitedly: "One word, domineering! Xiao Xiao, I didn't expect you to have this opportunity. What's even more rare is that you went to Jiudingyuan to discuss with those old guys for this...
.We have an iron shoulder to carry morality and justice!”
"This time the wave of Chinese studies has arisen in the Dragon Kingdom, it will be a great success and benefit to all generations! Ever since the Dragon Kingdom expelled the Tartars and restored its status as a great country, the people's self-confidence has actually been very weak. This move is simply a shot in the arm.
What a good remedy!”
Xiao Chen is happy!
He joked: "Senior Nandou, domineering is two words, right? I just borrowed flowers to offer to Buddha. The one who is truly worthy of admiration is the ancient Confucian sage!..."
Lord Nandou waved his hand and said with a smile: "Xiao boy, you are so humble! The penetration of Western culture into the Dragon Kingdom has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and it is almost to the point of being irreversible! What you did is like fighting a beautiful counterattack, and it has
Raising a great flag, the culture of the Dragon Kingdom regained its soul!"
"But, Xiao Xiao, you have to be careful!"
Nandou Zhenjun couldn't hide his worry and stared at Xiao Chen and said: "If you are as beautiful as the forest wind, you will be destroyed! You are growing too fast now. If you don't kill it, it will be a fatal problem! Those blue-skinned weirdos without buttholes will definitely not be tolerated.
Look down upon!"
After hearing this, Xiao Chen's face became a little more solemn!
A Confucian boss with a second-grade immortal golden elixir actually died while resisting the "visitors from outside the world", which shows the terror of the other party! And there is a high probability that the so-called "visitors from outside the world" refer to the Mayans.
Wise men, right?
They were also severely injured by the strong men of the earth back then. After recuperating for so long, they gradually emerged from the water. How can they be underestimated?
Xiao Chen squinted his eyes and said in a deep voice: "I recently met Lin Qiye, a genius who calls himself Jiuli Dongtian. He told me a secret. The wise men are preparing to use nuclear weapons against me!"
"If this is the case, the plan to kill me will most likely be in sparsely populated or special areas! Otherwise... the Mayans will become a global target! After all, weapons of this level are basically
They are all used as a strategic deterrent!"
"So, you kid must be even more careful!" Nan Dou Zhenjun sighed with a solemn look on his face!
Nuclear weapons!
These two words are too heavy!
Xiao Chen waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I, Xiao Chen, am not a motionless target and can be killed by nuclear weapons! My ultimate speed is five times the speed of supersonic speed, and my body is about to reach the peak of the god-demonic body!
"
When he said this, he smiled with great confidence: "In addition... I also have a real life-saving trump card. Even if I am really caught in a situation where nuclear weapons explode instantly, I can dodge away without hurting a hair."
!”
"So, so good!!!"
After hearing what Xiao Chen said, Lord Nandou felt relieved.
He was very curious about what Xiao Chen's trump card was, but he was too smart to ask further.
"Wow!"
Xiao Chen suddenly turned over his hand, took out an almost completely shriveled second-grade golden elixir, and took out a golden elixir essence, making it curl around his fingertips like a small dragon.
"Is this the essence of the golden elixir?"
Master Nan Dou stared at it, his eyes couldn't help but become extremely hot!
Xiao Chen nodded and said with a smile: "That's right! This one is for seniors. I hope you can recover from your original injuries as soon as possible, step into the earthly immortal world in one fell swoop, and become an innate powerhouse as soon as possible! Otherwise, my chief manager will not even take my mount.
I can't even defeat the dragon python, it's a bit embarrassing!"
"What?"
Lord Nan Dou was shocked and almost thought he was hallucinating!
After a long time, the old Taoist said solemnly: "Boy Xiao, this is the essence of the golden elixir! Its value is simply immeasurable! You just gave it to this poor Taoist? If I refine it, I will be in seclusion for a few days and it will become an elixir."
Immortal! Within three years, you can reach Xiantian!"
He shook his head and sighed: "It's just... it's still a waste of resources! If it is given to some innate peak powerhouses, they may be able to get a chance to enter the immortal golden elixir!"
When Xiao Chen heard this, he pretended to be casual and said: "My uncle Yuxunzi asked for three ways. He wanted to take one to enter the innate world. He also suggested that I give you one, senior. I didn't expect that you always think it is a waste of natural resources? Then forget it, I
Give it to someone else!”
After hearing this, Master Nan Dou became very anxious!
"I want it! I want it!..."
While speaking quickly, he licked his face and stretched out his skinny palms and said: "Boy Xiao, Pindao will be with you from now on. Give me that golden elixir essence! Pindao is full of talent. If it weren't for his original injury,
, the strength is definitely not weaker than Yu Xuzi! You have made a lot of money!"
Xiao Chen was just teasing Mr. Nandou, but he didn't make things difficult for him.
After receiving the essence of this golden elixir, Nandou Zhenjun immediately happily entered the quiet room of the Taoist temple and went into seclusion!
He wants to break through!
At this moment, there are still two golden elixir essences left in the shriveled immortal golden elixir.
"Wow!"
Xiao Chen flipped his hand, put the shriveled golden elixir into the void golden gourd, and left Zhenjun Nandou's residence directly.
According to the shift system, the fifth senior sister recently took over.
So, Xiao Chen went directly to Yunshuijian.
No one?
As the owner of the Dragon and Phoenix Treasure Land, Xiao Chen discovered the traces of Fifth Senior Sister as soon as he thought about it, and he was immediately happy!
It turns out that Fifth Senior Sister actually went to the core of the treasure land and took a bath?
"Crash!"
At the core of the Dragon and Phoenix Treasure Land, water splashed everywhere, and fifth senior sister An Lei was lazily soaking in the milky white hot spring, humming a little tune.
"Guess who I am!"
Xiao Chen squatted on the edge of the hot spring, stretched out his hand to cover the fifth senior sister's eyes, and asked questions in a childish way.
"Tch! Little clay monkey, you are so childish! This game is not fun at all!" An Lei said angrily.
Her Yujie voice is already charming, and the ending also has a sheepish sound...it's simply awesome!
moment!
Xiao Chen is no longer calm!
He released his hands covering An Lei and joked: "Fifth Senior Sister, how about we try a new game? Play poker! The kind of bang bang bang!"
"Hit your sister! Little clay monkey, didn't you see that my senior sister is taking a bath in the hot spring? You are using your brain again! Are you really perverted?"
An Lei became a little angry and turned around, stepping on the bottom of the hot spring with her bare feet. She stood up and pulled Xiao Chen's ears.
She decided that she must teach her junior brother a lesson!
As a result, An Lei forgot one thing!
Because the core of the treasure land is absolutely safe and there are no outsiders, An Lei wants every inch of her skin to enjoy the nourishment of this spiritual hot spring, so... she is completely disarmed!
Not even a single thread hangs!
With such a big turn and movement of standing up, that person... suddenly broke out of the water, tossed wildly, and splashed water all over Xiao Chen's face!
Suddenly!
Xiao Chen refused to give up and shouted with an excuse: "Okay! Fifth Senior Sister, your pair of heavy weapons hurt me. I must take them down and take revenge!"
"Bad guy!"
An Lei only reacted at this moment, and she hurriedly and coyly used her jade hands to cover her...
However, the result is that it is shameful to hide it!
Xiao Chen only glanced at it, and then his eyes gleamed!
Big fire!
It’s quite hot!
How to describe this charming look?
It's like, this independent blooming plant on the top of the snow-capped mountains... Although it is mostly covered by the ruthless clouds and mist, it still appears faintly... and it contrasts with the flawless white snow. It is so beautiful that it is not as stunning as the beauty in the world!
Unparalleled!
And such a beautiful scenery, ordinary people will never be able to catch a glimpse of it in their lifetime, and only the condor that fights against the sky and looks around in all directions can appreciate it alone!
A moment later, with An Lei's sweet cry, the hot spring water started to splash again.
But this time, it wasn't splashed on Xiao Chen's face, but...
Wave flowers.
The beautiful scenery is indescribable, so wonderful!
A fierce battle lasted for two hours before it ended. The siblings floated lazily in the hot spring, enjoying the pleasure after playing poker.
"Bad guy!!!"
An Lei raised her pink fist and hit Xiao Chen on the chest, her voice shy and full of joy.
"Fifth Senior Sister, what's wrong with me? Can you tell me?" Xiao Chen asked deliberately provocatively.
"Whoa!"
When An Lei heard this, her pretty face turned red with embarrassment!
Immediately, she said shyly: "You are bad everywhere! Especially you are disobedient! People want you to be small, but you are too big, others want you to be thick, but you want to be long and thick... It is simply unbearable.
!”
Xiao Chen suddenly became happy, and deliberately shrugged helplessly and said: "That can't be helped, my physical and magical powers are sometimes not very bright...hehe!"
"Little clay monkey, just be evil!"
As An Lei said this, her beautiful blue eyes were a little blurred, unable to conceal a hint of spring.
When Xiao Chen caught a glimpse of this scene, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "What the old guy said is indeed true! If men are not bad, women will not love them!"
The siblings stayed in the core of the treasure land for a long time before leaving.
They plan to set out again to find the secret location of the pagoda.
As a result, before the siblings left the Dragon and Phoenix Treasure Land, Xiao Chen received a call from Boxing Ba: "Something happened to Bai Ling'er!"