Throughout the auditorium, countless students began to whisper!
The main thing is that the scene in front of me is too incredible!
"this……"
Sophie covered her mouth with her beautiful hands, her beautiful eyes were full of color, and her heart was filled with emotions!
For others, this scene is unbelievable, and many students even angrily said that the smart password lock had a bug.
However, Sophie thought of another possibility, which was her own guess!
Mr. Xiao is most likely the famous God of War Xiao!
correct!
Xiao Zhanshen is still Master Chenxiao... This can also explain why his fingerprint can open the smart password lock!
Master Chenxiao is the most legendary visiting professor at Jinling University!
"This kid is simply unlucky! It's also possible that the school's purchasing staff took serious kickbacks and bought a defective product to show off!" Huang Jifeng said angrily, not convinced or angry.
No one paid attention to him, but some students whispered taunts, which made Huang Jifeng feel extremely aggrieved and his face was burning.
Time passes slowly.
This open class was very exciting, students kept cheering, and Zhao Qingge also taught very hard because his junior brother was also there.
As a result, while she was talking, she couldn't help but stop and pouted, looking very angry.
"Snoring! Snoring!..."
This big shot seat was so comfortable that Xiao Chen was not interested in Sixth Senior Sister's lecture, so he snored.
Many students also followed Zhao Qingge's gaze and spotted Xiao Chen sleeping.
"hateful!"
"Isn't it too much? Professor Zhao's open class is so precious. He got so lucky that he got such a good seat and is actually sleeping?"
"Get him out!!!"
Some students were angry and aggrieved. Even the vice-principal who was sitting in the VIP seat was angry and wanted to go crazy!
"Vice Principal Sun, don't!"
An old man spoke quickly and whispered in his ear.
I didn’t know what kind of breaking news I heard. Vice Principal Sun was surprised and nodded repeatedly!
"Da da da!"
At this time, Zhao Qingge stepped on high heels and walked down leisurely, holding a teaching stick in his hand...
"Oh my god! Professor Zhao must be angry and want to beat this guy hard with a stick!"
"I guess so! It's better to hit harder, the stick will bleed!"
"You guys are so perverted! Maybe this handsome guy is tired?"
Some students were whispering, mostly with expressions of gloating.
At this time, Vice Principal Sun saw Zhao Qingge approaching and stood up in a hurry.
He said with a smile: "Professor Zhao, calm down! There are so many people watching... You should continue teaching!"
Zhao Qingge was confused!
I was just thinking about covering my little junior brother with a coat!
At this time, Xiao Chen tilted his head, and Zhao Qingge caught a glimpse of the lip marks on her cheeks...
"snort!"
Zhao Qingge snorted coldly and turned around angrily.
"..."
"What a pity! If Vice-Principal Sun hadn't stopped him...Tsk, tsk!"
"that's too regretful!"
Many students are very sorry, but Huang Jifeng is the most regretful!
Just now, he was so excited that he almost screamed!
All that's missing is that shiver!
And then...gone?
Sophie frowned slightly and whispered: "Weird! It shouldn't be!"
Everyone at Jinling University knows that Professor Zhao's background is quite extraordinary, and he is inextricably linked to the Dragon and Phoenix Treasure Land.
And this time, Mr. Xiao also came for her!
Zhao Qingge ended the open class early and left angrily.
"Mr. Xiao, wake up!"
Sophie gently patted Xiao Chen's body, and he woke up.
So comfortable!
This VIP seat is so comfortable!
"Huh? The open class is over?"
Xiao Chen looked around in confusion and found that many students were leaving.
This time, I slept quite deeply!
"Professor Zhao is so angry at your snoring! Mr. Xiao, I really have you..." Sophie said with some resentment.
Xiao Chen's old face turned red and he smiled awkwardly: "Ashamed!..."
At this time, a strange voice came: "I have to say, someone's shit luck is really incredible! If Vice President Sun hadn't said good things to you, Professor Zhao would never have let you go! But...
...Even if she lets you go, someone will still make trouble for you!"
Huang Jifeng spoke, looking gloating about his misfortune.
Just now, he made a phone call...
Xiao Chen just glanced at Huang Jifeng and concluded that this guy was definitely playing dirty tricks and wanted to deal with him!
Just the tricks of an ant!
He doesn't care!
"Wow!"
Xiao Chen stood up, stretched out and said, "I slept quite well! Teacher Sophie, it's too noisy here. Let's go to the woods...it'll be better!"
As soon as these words came out, Sophie blushed with embarrassment!
Some students who did not leave were stunned!
And Huang Jifeng, who was force-fed a mouthful of dog food, felt his heart twitch violently and was extremely angry!
What the hell!
This bastard definitely did it on purpose!
Envy, jealousy and hatred filled his heart!
Then, Xiao Chen took steps to leave.
He was angry with Huang Jifeng on purpose, but he had no intention of actually going to the woods with Sophie.
Sixth Senior Sister is obviously angry and needs to be calmed down by herself.
"Don't leave!"
What everyone didn't expect was that Huang Jifeng shouted and blocked Xiao Chen's way.
Moreover, he quickly said: "Boy, I just forgot to mention it! I am a person with a wide network of connections. I happen to know Brother Haha, an underground boss in charge of this area! He once said this to me when we were drinking.
, Professor Zhao is backed by an awesome person, and he is the younger brother of that awesome person! And you...unfortunately offended Professor Zhao, so Brother Haha is already on his way here after hearing the news!"
"Oh? Brother Haha? Are you going to teach me a lesson?"
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment, then laughed!
Is it really...what a coincidence?
I haven’t seen Brother Haha for a long time. I wonder if he still wears mink and a big gold chain?
"So, you were the one who tipped off the news? You're quite capable, right? It would be really humiliating to not be a traitor!" Xiao Chen said with a smile, as if he was looking at an idiot!
Some students at the scene couldn’t help but laugh!
What Huang Jifeng did was indeed damaging, and he was a bit of a douchebag.
Sophie frowned slightly, then sneered and said nothing.
She knew what Xiao Chen was capable of, not to mention that Mr. Xiao was probably the God of War Xiao... So does Brother Haha matter?
Huang Jifeng on the side was still talking to himself: "In short, Professor Chen is a distinguished guest of Jinling University. If you provoke her, don't leave easily! Whether I, Huang Jifeng, is a traitor, you don't have to say!"
Hearing this, Xiao Chen nodded in approval and said, "I said it really doesn't count! But one thing I'm sure of is that you are sick and need to be treated!"
"What did you say? You are the one who is sick!"
Huang Jifeng was very angry and stared at Xiao Chen angrily.
"You have severe constipation, so if you want to cut off the long strips every day, you will be in excruciating pain like a chrysanthemum! Moreover, you should be more casual in making friends. You are already in the early stage of Hualiu disease! I suggest you go there as soon as possible.
The hospital conducts a comprehensive system inspection!”
"Also, please don't mess around in the near future. Judging from the look on your face... Brother Wei is not far away. Why do you have to hold on for ten or eight seconds every day, which is harmful to others and yourself?
!”
Xiao Chen spoke slowly, shook his head and sighed.
Boom!!!
The scene went crazy, and Huang Jifeng looked as embarrassed as if he had eaten a dead mouse!
His heart skipped a beat!
I have indeed been suffering from severe constipation recently, suffering from Hualiu disease... Could it be that the abnormality of my little toothpick recently is because...
Huang Jifeng said something in his heart, and his face became even more embarrassed!
But in front of everyone, how could Huang Jifeng admit this, and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense! You are constipated! You are only suffering from hualiubing, and you are only ten or eight seconds old!..."
He spoke indiscriminately and was so angry that he was trembling all over!
"Hey!...It's not good to hide illnesses and avoid medical treatment!"
Xiao Chen sighed in sympathy, suddenly stepped forward like lightning, and rubbed Huang Jifeng's stomach a few times.
"You! What are you doing? Nest!!!"
Huang Jifeng was so angry that he couldn't help but hold his stomach and his anus tightened!
He subconsciously clamped his legs together, suppressing his blush, and a violent air flow rolled around in his body, trying to break out!
"You can't hold it in anymore, I'm helping you clear your intestines..."
As Xiao Chen said this, he suddenly grabbed Sophie's jade arm and escaped as fast as lightning amidst her tender cries.
next moment!
"puff!"
A fart on a sunny day, with a thunderous sound, and the extremely foul smell spread immediately...it suddenly stunned the nearby students.
"vomit!"
"It smells so bad, you must have eaten shit... vomit!..."
Each student felt like their eyes were blinded by the pain, they retched and covered their noses, and ran frantically towards the outside of the auditorium, as if they were being chased by dogs.
It has to be said that the power of this stinky fart is really great. It spreads like a stink bomb, causing terrifying lethality.
Some students who were watching the excitement ran away in all directions, swearing constantly.
At this time, Huang Jifeng was also stunned by his stinky fart. He couldn't help but let out a few more, and he suddenly felt much better in his stomach!
But he, who was in the center of the stench, quickly covered his nose and ran out.
As a result, he was like a biological weapon. Wherever he ran, students immediately ran away from him, like an African skunk!
"ah!!!....."
Huang Jifeng screamed in grief and indignation, and as a result, his mouth was filled with a mouthful of stinky fart smell, which made him retching again and again.
At this time, Xiao Chen's long voice came over: "Now, do you believe what I say? You are sick! You don't need to thank me. If you let out these big stinky farts, your constipation will almost be cured."
....."
"Teacher Sophie, goodbye! I'm going to find Professor Zhao..."
After saying this, he put his pocket in his pocket and left.
Not far away, Sophie's nose felt sour when she heard this, and there was a hint of resentment in her pure and beautiful eyes.
After all... I and Mr. Xiao are not from the same world!
Best wishes!
In the distance, some students were talking and praising Xiao Chen for being extraordinary, maybe he was a miracle doctor!
There are also students who are discussing the authenticity of Hualiu Disease and Ten Seconds Eight...
"Made!!!"
When Huang Jifeng heard these gossips, he was so angry that he almost lost his temper!
Naturally, he didn't dare to take off his pants to prove his innocence, because... he seemed to be really...
"You bastard! You have made me a laughing stock, and I won't let you have an easy time! Brother Haha, we are almost here, I must follow him closely!"
Huang Jifeng ran angrily, following Xiao Chen closely.