Regarding everything about women, Mr. Hong can be said to be a walking encyclopedia.
Faced with his arrogance, I didn't dare to refute even a single sentence. Instead, I asked Mr. Hong modestly:
"You said a woman likes male sex, how can you quickly close the relationship with her?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Master Hong on the other side of the phone said immediately:
"A blind eye will make a mistake when you open your mouth!"
Um?
I'm a little confused. Could it be that all my questions are wrong?
Hong Ye explained:
"First of all, you set what you think is a restriction for this woman, which is that she likes men. But what I want to tell you is that liking men is just one of her hobbies. It has nothing to do with how you get into a relationship with her.
Causal connection. When I say this, are you a bit confused by your IQ?"
I was listening in rapt attention, but he lost no time in hitting me.
"Then let me tell you something that is easy for you to understand. You said that she likes men, and your personal idea is to start with men. Although you are a man, you don't have my appearance that confuses all living beings, and you don't have Lao Hei's strong and tall figure.
.I guess you don’t have the skills to break a bed with a single shot. So if you still want to start from this aspect, aren’t you just asking for your own death?”
"Chen Yonghong!"
I really can't stand it anymore. This bastard keeps hitting me, making me feel like I'm worthless.
"I'm asking for your help, not for you to attack me..."
"I'm sorry, I told you the truth. Come on, let's talk about the whole story. Remember, no woman in the world can hide a word..."
"What?"
"lick!"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Where is this?
"It's said to be a lick, but it's actually a compliment that's complimented from the bottom of one's heart. But most people don't understand it, and end up turning themselves into little pugs who have always lowered their eyebrows..."
"What should it be? Praise?"
I originally wanted to say how to lick it, but this word was incompatible with my personality, so I still used the word praise.
"This is a profound knowledge. Let me teach you something simple. For example, if a woman asks you if her clothes look good, most people would say that the clothes look good and suit you very well. For something a little more advanced, maybe
They would say, wow, you look so good, your figure looks better and your temperament is more outstanding. Let me tell you, these are all wrong..."
Mr. Hong was eloquent and talked freely.
What I heard was vague and confused.
"If it were me, I would say that the clothes are good. But others rely on clothes to set off people, but you only use people to set off clothes. Let's put it this way, similar colors, similar styles. What star model have I seen?
Passed through, but nowhere near as good as you..."
"Isn't this too exaggerated?"
I couldn't help but ask.
Mr. Hong sneered and said disdainfully:
"Exaggeration? Do you think that when a woman asks you, she is really asking about clothes? No, she is just looking for trouble, waiting for you to praise her. And the highest level of praising her is that other women are not as good as her, but she is the most beautiful.
This will satisfy her. Do you understand?"
If I were dead, I said "oh".
"Learn inferences from one instance, draw parallels from analogies, and figure out the rest by yourself. Go ahead, lick him and it will turn the world upside down. Try to plant all the children in her before you come back..."
Mr. Hong began to lose his integrity again.
I changed the subject and asked Mr. Hong again:
"How is everyone doing? Did they ask me?"
"It's weird, I thought everyone would pester me every day to ask where you were? But until now, except for Xiaoduo scolding you once, no one has mentioned it..."
When Mr. Hong said this, I suddenly felt a little depressed.
I can imagine that it's not that people don't want to ask, but they don't dare to ask.
Anyone who takes the initiative to ask is afraid of being suspected of being a mole.
"What about everything else, is everything normal?"
"It's all normal, except for the red snake!"
Red snake?
I was stunned and immediately asked:
"What's wrong with her?"
"The day after you left, she went out for the day, and Mute couldn't contact her. After she came back, Mute asked her where she had been. She said she went to the hospital for a checkup and said she felt unwell to see if she was pregnant.
I left my phone in the car and never answered it..."
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"If she was really pregnant, I wouldn't think she was abnormal!"
Indeed, the red snake's excuse is a bit lame.
After thinking about it, I asked:
"Master Hong, keep a closer eye. Don't let anyone go..."
"Don't worry, I won't even let myself go. By the way, please pay attention to safety. If you need us, tell us in advance!"
I agreed and hung up the phone.
This is me and Mr. Hong, no unnecessary nonsense.
But in every word, there is actually a tacit understanding and concern.
After a brief tidying up, I sent another message to Yun Shu, telling her that I was going to Lucheng.
Ask her when she has time and ask her to go shopping in Sanya.
I deliberately didn't tell Su Mei because I knew that Yun Shu would definitely tell her.
I called the old man again, thanked him for his hospitality these two days, and told him that I was going to Lucheng to stay for a while.