Xiao Churan nodded and said with a smile: "If you can't drink, you have to drink. But if we both drink, we won't be able to drive when we go to the concert."
Ye Chen said: "It's okay, I have a way to metabolize all the alcohol in a short time."
Xiao Churan smiled helplessly: "Just brag and metabolize the alcohol. You know it takes more than ten hours to metabolize alcohol. Drinking and not driving is a matter of principle. You can't just use it because you have a good drinking capacity."
Take the risk."
Ye Chen can actually metabolize all alcohol with spiritual energy, but he also knows that his wife will not believe him. In this case, he does not need to explain too much.
So, he smiled and said: "My wife is right, don't drive when you drink. Let's do this later. Let's drink first, and then use our mobile phones to call a car when we go to the concert."
"That's about the same!" Xiao Churan said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't drive today. There will be at least tens of thousands of people at Gu Qiuyi's concert. Parking at the entire venue will definitely be very troublesome. We might as well take a taxi and wait for the concert to end.
After that, you can walk back. The walk from the venue to our house only takes about thirty or forty minutes, so let’s just call it a walk?”
Ye Chen nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll listen to you."
At this time, Xiao Changkun hurriedly said with a cheeky smile: "Oh my dear son-in-law, remember to pick up two bottles of good Maotai when you go down later. I have been craving for those Maotai for many days!"
Ye Chen smiled and said: "Okay, let's get the best Maotai!"
Ma Lan hurriedly said: "Ye Chen, the best Maotai in our family costs hundreds of thousands a bottle. It would be too wasteful to give it to Xiao Changkun. How about you get a bottle of the best Maotai to drink yourself, and then give him a bottle of the best Maotai?"
times."
Xiao Changkun immediately protested depressedly: "Ma Lan, what do you mean by this? They are all things that go into the stomach. Whose stomach is not the stomach? Why is it a waste if it goes into my stomach?"
Ma Lan curled her lips and said: "Go, go, go to the bathroom and take a good look in the mirror! Take a good look at your old face! Are you worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of bottles of Maotai? How much have you drunk?
100,000 Moutai, if the news spreads, Moutai stock will fall to the limit tomorrow morning!"
"You..." Xiao Changkun waved his hand anxiously, jumped twice on the spot, and said angrily: "Your bad words are really damaging! You make me so angry!"
Ma Lan said seriously: "I'm not hurting you, I'm telling the truth. People say that only a good horse can be equipped with a good saddle. At best, you are just a rough donkey. You don't even deserve a saddle. At best, you are just a donkey harness.
!So don’t drink the expensive Maotai liquor. Go to the supermarket at your doorstep and buy a bottle of Erguotou for more than ten yuan. It’s totally worth it!”
Xiao Changkun covered his heart and said to Ye Chen and Xiao Churan: "Did you see, today is Ye Chen's birthday, but your mother is trying to make me mad to death! Maybe from now on, Ye Chen's birthday will be the anniversary of my death, Xiao Changkun.
Good son-in-law, I’m sorry, Dad caused trouble for you!”
Xiao Churan was extremely helpless and said: "Oh, Mom, please stop saying a few words. You use hundreds of thousands of sets of skin care products, and Dad didn't say anything, right? Why are you always nagging him?"
Xiao Changkun's eyes lit up and he blurted out excitedly: "Yes! Ma Lan! You said that my old face is not worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Moutai, but your old face is not worthy of hundreds of thousands of skin care products? Don't
Forgot, we are married! It’s half a catty to eight ounces. If I, Xiao Changkun, am the donkey that pulls the mill, then you, Ma Lan, are the mule that pulls the camels. Who is better than the other? "
Ma Lan felt that she had been greatly humiliated and cursed angrily: "Fuck your mother's old mule! You are so cowardly that you can't compare with me? Look at your old face, it's as wrinkled as a Shar Pei dog, how can you compare?
I’m so fair and smooth, how can I still have the nerve to say that I’m just the same as me?”
Xiao Changkun became angry, looked at Ye Chen angrily, and blurted out: "Look, I said that it was a waste of money for you to give her such expensive skin care products. Those skin care products are more suitable to be applied to a dog's face than to be touched on her face.
You should have listened to me from the beginning and just gave her a fake one, since she, a coward like her, wouldn’t even be able to tell!"
