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Chapter 1 This mushroom... is poisonous

Early summer, Jiangcheng City.

The dark sky gave people a sense of depression, and there was a sultry heat in the air.

Su Qing's face was pale, her legs were trembling, and she was sitting on the toilet. She was holding a wad of toilet paper tightly in her hands. With a clatter, she lost a part of herself in the white waiting.

"Poisonous...poisonous woman!"

"This is poisoning, I want to call the police... call the police!" Su Qing said through gritted teeth.

He has been sitting on the toilet for no less than two hours, but the pain in his abdomen has not disappeared at all. The most important thing is... he is about to collapse, and he feels like he is in the toilet and has lost contact.

Su Qing is a college student who has just graduated less than a year ago. She has an average academic qualification and cannot find a job that makes her happy (more money, less work, close to home, high position, little power and little responsibility), so she chose to be a video blogger.

, an ordinary person who wants to become a millionaire internet celebrity and achieve financial freedom from then on.

However, his talent is limited and he has been in a tepid state. Fortunately, with the rise of short videos in the past two years, even if his number of fans is still far from a million, he can still support himself. After all, he sometimes eats one meal a day.

meal.

And the reason why he was like this was because a fan from Yunnan in the background said that he wanted to send him some souvenirs. This was very exciting for a tepid little blogger, not to mention that he was a female fan based on the information.

, so he happily sent his address.

In the afternoon of the same day, the courier delivered a pack of homemade Yunnan mushrooms, and he started heating the oil without even thinking about it. He even planned to make a video and make a gourmet video to change his style.

The result was obvious. Less than ten minutes after eating, he developed diarrhea, which lasted for two hours and did not subside.

At this point, no matter how stupid he is, he knows that there is something wrong with Xianggu, and it reminds him of a song:

Red umbrella, white pole, let’s lie down together after eating.

Lying down on the couch, buried in the mountains, relatives and friends came to have a meal.

His dad once told him that the last thing in this society is women. Once he offends a woman, it can lead to life-threatening injuries or even life-threatening injuries. It is not until now that Su Qing understands why his father always

When gathering with old friends whom I haven't seen for many years, I always say "I regret having a wife" when I say goodbye.

Fortunately, apart from diarrhea, he has no other adverse reactions, but despite this, he feels like he can't hold on any longer.

After thinking about it, Su Qing decided to call for help.

All...

The phone rang twice and was answered. Seeing this, Su Qing hurriedly said: "Old A... medicine... medicine..."

"Check?" The person on the other end of the phone received it with some confusion.

Su Qing:...

"I'm making trouble for you, sir. I'm going to help you. Go to the pharmacy and bring me a box of Xie Li Ting. I'm going to die soon!"

After hearing this, the person on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then responded: "No way? I'll give you two hundred!"

Su Qing: "Stop talking nonsense, please wash your feet."

"Qingzi, it's not that I don't want to go, but it's my girlfriend's birthday today, so I can't help it!" said the other end of the phone.

Hearing this, Su Qing, who was sitting on the toilet, couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Are you sick? What's the inflatable's birthday and production date?"

"Hey, are you talking? Hello?"

And all he got in response was a busy tone.

"Depend on!!"

As expected, we are brothers, but in my heart, I can't get through the phone if something happens.

Fortunately, after sitting for another half an hour, the diarrhea symptoms were significantly relieved, and he walked out of the bathroom tremblingly.

What followed was a burst of dizziness and weakness, but Su Qing didn't care and regarded it as a normal phenomenon of diarrhea.

He threw himself on the bed, and then the sky was spinning. In his dream, he dreamed that poisonous mushrooms were growing everywhere on his body, and then the whole world was shattered.

...

When he woke up again, it was already the next morning. At this time, Su Qing's eyes were lifeless, like a pool of stagnant water. His eyes, which had been dull for a long time, regained their energy and said softly:

"If I don't avenge this revenge, I swear I won't be a human being!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice suddenly sounded in his head.

[Morning comes, everything revives, and it’s the mating season for animals again]

[Old Wang next door is going to deliberately irritate his neighbor’s single dog as a mockery]

The voice is slow, low, and magnetic.

But at this time, Su Qing looked around with a look of horror:

"Who? Who's talking?"

The sound had no direction and appeared directly in his mind.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a rhythmic banging sound on the wall beside the bed. Because the community he was in was relatively old, the sound insulation was not very good, and some strange sounds could even be heard.

Su Qing:Σ(°△°

There was no answer to his question, and after two minutes, even the person next door stopped.

"Hallucination, haha, it must be a hallucination, I must not have woken up yet." Su Qing patted her face, trying to wake herself up.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly searched for his mobile phone, trying to find the female fan to question, but he immediately found that he had been blocked.

"Fleeing in fear of crime? No way!"

At this time, Su Qing was wondering if he had offended someone recently and why someone would come to poison him.

Since I have no clue, I can only admit that I am unlucky and go to the kitchen to prepare to heat up the leftover food from yesterday.

But at this moment, the magnetic voice just now appeared in my mind.

[High-end ingredients only require the simplest cooking method. The food in front of you has deteriorated after a night of fermentation. After eating it, you can experience the hospital network speed in thirty minutes]

Su Qing:O__O

This time he was very sure that he did hear someone speaking and it was definitely not an illusion.

"Who? Who?"

Su Qing looked back and forth for the source of the sound with some panic, but searched the whole room to no avail.

Looking at the leftover food in front of him, he couldn't help but recall the sound he heard just now. After thinking for a long time, he threw it away. After all, he was worried about yesterday's diarrhea, but he couldn't suffer from food poisoning again.

[Spoiled food has been destroyed]

[Lao Wang next door was kicked out of the house by his spouse because of poor mating performance. Therefore, he has a grudge against you and will kick your door in retaliation.]

The voice in his head sounded again, not impatiently. This time, Su Qing was really scared. After all, anyone who encountered such a weird thing would be subconsciously afraid.

But the next second, there was only a muffled bang, and the door of the living room was shaking.

At this moment, Su Qing couldn't help but widen her eyes. Someone really kicked in her door? How is this possible?

Thinking of this, he opened the door in one stride, but only saw a white figure passing by.

Even though it was just a back view, Su Qing was sure that the person was his neighbor. So far, he had not chased him. Instead, he closed the door, leaned against the door, and clutched his heart with one hand.

Youyuji said softly:

"Nima, this poisonous mushroom is too powerful!"

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