"Mumu, why don't we come here secretly like this?"
In front of the stall opposite the hot pot restaurant, two shrinking little people looked inside eagerly.
"No, why are you here?"
"I...I'm just curious, aren't I?"
"Don't talk when you're eating melons. Watch and learn hard. With my aunt's abilities, even if she is a paparazzi, she is still a top-notch paparazzi. Hey, hey, why is that woman so proactive? She is leaning on Xiao Su. Damn it.
This is green tea!”
"No... girls are just a little too enthusiastic."
"Stupid Miaomiao, what do you know? This woman is clearly not a fuel-efficient lamp. I can tell at a glance that this is green tea."
While the two were eating snacks in front of the food stall, they were talking about the two people in the hot pot restaurant, with excitement on their faces.
There is no shortage of boring people in this world. Most of the other girls in the department just talk and don't take them seriously. But there are also people like Wolong Fengxia who are bored to death.
After Su Qing left, the two of them took a taxi to follow him. Like perverts, they finally stopped here.
At the same time, in the hot pot restaurant, Su Qing was trying her best to lean inside.
Originally, the two of them were sitting opposite each other, but as they spoke, the woman stood up and came closer. Although he was not a gentleman, he would not pounce on a woman when he saw her.
Those who are not picky eaters are pigs. No, pigs are picky eaters, let alone him.
He didn't know if this woman was green tea, but he knew that his mother must be very good at it. How could she have been chatting with this girl in just a week, and why did she feel like she was already in love?
"Husband, is it true that you can get married by the end of this year?" Cheng Xiaoxue came over and looked at her expectantly, her eyes full of anticipation.
In response to this, Su Qing could only raise her hands to protect her chest, while holding the woman up and smiling bitterly. What did her mother promise to her family? Why did she get married at the end of this year?
"Ms. Cheng, I think..."
"Why are you so casual? Just call me wife. Although I haven't received the certificate yet, I think you are much better than the ones my mother introduced to me. Sure enough, free love is the best. Through this week's understanding, I feel more and more
, you are the person I am looking for."
Su Qing:...
I am speechless, but I have to say that my fucking online dating skills are simply too strong. Is this the legendary saying that only women understand women best?
If that's the case, he really wants his mother to open an online dating training class. If nothing else, it's hard to make money with just this skill. After all, there are such a huge number of singles online and the market is seriously vacant. If this works,
, it is not a dream to be listed in the market in three years, with assets of hundreds of millions, so he doesn’t have to work hard. Isn’t it good to just be a rich second generation?
How can eating other people's soft rice be as natural and comfortable as eating one's old age?
"Old... bah, Miss Cheng, calm down, calm down, you have to keep your mouth shut! Everything on the Internet is all lies. In fact, I also have many shortcomings. The Internet and reality cannot be confused at all."
Although he also wanted to tell the girl that it was his mother who was dating her online, he really didn't dare. Firstly, he was afraid that the girl would not be able to withstand the blow, and secondly, he was afraid that his mother would come back and beat him up.
Of course, as the two chatted, he also learned through the narration that this woman was unwilling to accept a blind date, but eager to get married. She even had a good personality. The reason why she was so proactive was actually because her mother was too speculative in her chat with her.
, it was also too private, causing the girl to unilaterally think that the relationship between the two of them was already very close.
And he was the one who was in the wrong. He couldn't tell her that she had been "jumped" by a mother and son, right?
"I understand, people have two sides. They are aggressive on the Internet, but submissive in reality. I knew it when I first met you. You are very bold when chatting with me online!" Cheng Xiaoxue gave him a shy look.
Seeing this look, Su Qing's heart skipped a beat: "It's... not bad, why am I so bold?"
"You also said that chatting with me on the first day was fine, but the next day you wanted to see your legs, and the day before yesterday, it was even more... Anyway, I showed you, what else are you dissatisfied with."
Su Qing:Σ(゜口゜;)
I didn't look, I didn't see anything. Mom, you should show the photo to your son. What's the point of eating alone!
Now he really wants to take out his mobile phone and ask his mother for photos. He is tired, so he can't leave nothing behind. It's good to have an eye addiction!
Also look at the legs. They are both mother and child. Are they hidden and tucked like this?
Seeing that he was stunned, Cheng Xiaoxue continued: "It's July now. Let's meet the parents next month and get engaged. How about getting married on October 1?"
"At this time next year, our children should all be born. Do you like a boy or a girl? I like a boy. If it's a boy, it's Su Nanqiao. If it's a girl, it's Su Beimu. There are trees in the south and beauties in the north. You
how do you feel?"
"I...I think your literary talent is pretty good, hahaha!"
What is all this? Is this a normal process for meeting netizens?
During the day, he thought that his mother was dating a girl online for him to meet. Under normal circumstances, even if the online relationship was confirmed, everyone would greet each other for a while when they first met, and then he would find an excuse to say it was not suitable.
Isn’t that enough?
But why did the netizen he met this time go astray?
Is it the girl's problem or his mother's problem?
Based on the current clues, we can infer that the problem is more likely. Maybe this old man is anxious to become a mother-in-law, so he speaks more straightforwardly. But if you are straightforward, why are you looking at someone's legs?
He just knows that looking at a girl's crotch will tell her whether she's good at getting pregnant. Wait, his mother hasn't seen it too, right? If that's the case...can I borrow a movie to talk about it?
"That's right, so tonight... I'll give you an advantage tonight," Cheng Xiaoxue bumped him with her shoulder and said shyly.
Su Qing: Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
To be honest, he has now understood that the current situation cannot be solved by himself without any external force if he does not want to defeat everything. He needs wingmen, Zhang Dapao, Snake, and Lu Xiaobu.
That kind of wingman.
Up, down, left, right, left, baba, no matter who it is, come and have a wingman to save my life, please.
Maybe God heard his call and felt pity for him. The next second, a turning point appeared.
"Dad, dad, I'm coming!"
I saw a little girl with a bun and a small skirt rushing towards the two of them with her two little hands. Then she put her two little hands on the edge of the table and looked at Cheng Xiaoxue eagerly:
"Auntie, can you give way? My father is inside."
Su Qing:...
Cheng Xiaoxue:???
"You...you have a child? Are you married?"
Seeing this scene, Cheng Xiaoxue's mind immediately shut down. The person she had been dating online for a week and successfully met was actually a married man?
The sudden shock caused her voice to rise several times, causing many people nearby to look over.
Su Qing was also confused at this time. Why did the little girl suddenly appear here? What did she find? Or was she just here to save her wingman?
"Um...this..."
Time goes back to five minutes ago
Wen Nanqing drove to the pedestrian street with her baby daughter and Shen Yi, and finally found Su Qing's location through the window.
At a glance, she saw Cheng Xiaoxue trying to lean on Wang Suqing. Shen Yi stamped her feet on the spot and was so angry that she wanted to rush in by herself. Fortunately, the landlady on the side stopped her and lowered her head to her daughter:
"Have you seen your Uncle Su?"
The little girl nodded.
"Go ahead and play with him. Remember to call daddy when you come in. Then mommy will lend you rhubarb to play with. Do you understand?"
"knew"
"Then go ahead, be good!"
Then, under the watchful eyes of the two people, there was a scene where the little girl ran in and called her daddy. The timing was perfect.
"This aunt is so fierce!" the little girl muttered timidly, and tugged at the corner of his clothes as she spoke.
Seeing this, Su Qing quickly stood up and rubbed the little girl's head: "Why are you here? Where is your mother?"
"Mom is outside!"
As he said this, the people eating around him exclaimed, and a sexy young woman wearing a white cheongsam and a wooden hairpin walked in from the door of the hot pot restaurant.
She has a curvy figure, a mature and intellectual face, charming but not seductive, dignified, gentle and pleasant. She was looking around anxiously, and then her face relaxed when she saw the little girl, and she walked over calmly.
As she walked around, the eyes of many customers in the store followed her.
"Xiaoyun, why are you running around again? Mommy is so worried." As she said this, she wrapped her daughter up, then looked at Su Qing and said softly: "What a coincidence, Xiaoyun, this is..."
This is the cleverness of the landlady. She didn't say anything, but she seemed to have said everything.
Not only did he not reveal his identity, but it also gave Cheng Xiaoxue a rush of pressure, and he measured it just right.
"she..."
Before Su Qing could finish speaking, Cheng Xiaoxue became so angry that she picked up a glass of water from the table, poured it straight into his face and spat:
"Bah, scumbag, never see you again!"
Then he blocked and deleted his contact information in front of the two of them, and then turned around and left without looking back.
Su Qing:...
[The first blind date ended perfectly, Feng Chu came late to save me, please forgive me, Lord]