Having experienced this door kicking incident, no matter how dull I am, I still know that what happened to me at this time is extraordinary.
The voice in his head is reminding him of his life in the form of narration, or what is about to happen, or giving corresponding prompts when he makes a certain choice.
Although he had imagined that one day he would get a golden finger like the protagonist in the novel and reach the pinnacle of life, but when it really happened to him, he still couldn't believe it.
He turned his head and looked at the overnight meal that he had thrown away in the kitchen. If he had not chosen to believe it and ate it, he might actually be on his way to the hospital now.
"Grandma, am I being taken care of by God, or have I eaten too many poisonous mushrooms?"
Yes, he blamed the narration in his mind on the poisonous mushroom he accidentally ate last night. After all, this was the only accident he had recently.
After rubbing her head, Su Qing went to the computer in the living room, turned it on skillfully, and then started a Baidu search for possible symptoms of eating poisonous mushrooms.
But after searching for a long time, no similar symptoms were found, and even if he went to the hospital for a check-up, he couldn't say that he could hear "narration" now, otherwise he could easily be regarded as mentally ill.
If the authenticity of the narration was confirmed, he might be arrested for research, and he didn't want to be a guinea pig.
"There is a little frog in the happy pond. It dances as if it is possessed by a prince..."
At this moment, the phone placed aside rang. When he took it, he found that it was the old Buddha at home. Su Qing hurriedly answered the call:
"Feed mom"
"Young, you're still alive!" A voice came from the other end of the phone.
Su Qing:-_-|||
"Mom, it's only half a month. It's not that big of a deal. I'm not a child anymore."
"Okay, okay, come back at noon and have a meal together in the evening."
Hearing this, he thought about his current situation. Su Qing thought for a while and replied: "Mom, I have something to do and I may not be able to go back!"
"I'm not asking for your opinion, I'm informing you. I hope you won't be disrespectful!"
Su Qing:Σ(°△ °
"No, Mom, where did you learn this from?"
Then he heard something that made him collapse:
"What do you care about your mother? Pu Xinnan, you are so humble!"
After saying that, a busy signal came out from the phone, leaving Su Qing sitting alone in front of the computer in a messy state.
He had known that his mother had been rebellious for a long time, but he did not expect that with the development of the Internet, her behavior would become even more intense. The Internet is so poisonous and harmful to people.
Thinking of this, he felt that as a son, he still needed to care for the elderly in his family. After all, if this continued, his mother would become a child again.
At this point, he actually understood why his father regretted having a wife every day. After enduring it for so many years, it was really hard for him.
After checking her phone, she found that it was almost noon, so Su Qing quickly packed her things and prepared to go home.
[Bus Line 106 will arrive at the station in five minutes, passengers who want to get on the bus, please be prepared]
The moment he made the decision to go home, the narration in his mind appeared again, and his voice was still full of magnetism.
After experiencing the previous incidents, Su Qing was actually a little excited this time. Although his ability was a bit weak, it was still better than nothing. As long as he used it properly, he believed that he could still reach the peak of his life.
Thinking of this, he quickly packed up his things and ran towards the bus stop outside the community.
After holding on to the time, bus No. 106 arrived as scheduled five minutes later. At this moment, Su Qing was ecstatic. Sure enough, at this moment, he once again confirmed the authenticity of the narration in his mind.
Forty minutes later, the bus stopped at the Jiangming Community bus stop. Su Qing also got off the bus. Looking at the familiar community in front of him, he couldn't help but feel comfortable.
"Isn't this the boy from the Su family? He's back!" At this moment, a woman with a round figure walked towards him. She was Aunt Li, the vice chairman of the community square dance organizing committee.
"It's Aunt Li, why don't you go home and have a look, who are you?" Su Qing quickly replied.
Aunt Li: "I went out to buy groceries, and my son brought his girlfriend back in the evening. This must not be a sign of expression."
[The face-saving Aunt Li is lying. Her son doesn’t have a girlfriend at all. It’s just because her son is older and is afraid of gossip. 】
The witty narration comes at just the right time.
In this regard, Su Qing was speechless for a while. He really couldn't understand the thoughts of these old people. It was not a big deal to be unmarried for thirty years. As for being so secretive?
"Well, Brother Qiang, a happy event is approaching. You are going to have a grandson!" Su Qing said with a smile.
"It's still early, I haven't even written my horoscope yet." [Although Aunt Li was laughing, she was hit hard. Her son has been on blind dates seven times this year without success]
Aunt Li's words and the narration almost appeared at the same time, which made Su Qing feel like opening up God's perspective.
"By the way, I heard from your mother that you haven't found a job yet? It's been almost a year since graduation, so we can't be too ambitious and underhanded," Aunt Li continued to ask.
[Aunt Li’s son is a primary school teacher with a stable job, so he deliberately provoked this topic to feel superior.]
Su Qing:...
What sense of superiority does this have? He is not like Sister Li.
As everyone knows, in the eyes of the old man, apart from running his own business and being his own boss, there are no other career opportunities, and jobs like civil servants are better.
"That's for sure. My job is unstable, but I can't compare with Brother Qiang's teacher." Su Qing said with a smile.
Aunt Li is still a nice person, but she is a bit concerned about face. Naturally, he will not argue with an old man, so he just goes along with it.
Hearing this, Aunt Li immediately smiled and said, "That's true. Although my Qiangzi's salary is a little less, his job is stable and he also pays social security, five insurances and one housing fund."
[Language with high emotional intelligence will make you feel like a fish in water when interacting with others. Aunt Li's vanity in front of you will be greatly satisfied, and you will gain her great favor. ]
Seeing this, Su Qing smiled helplessly. Compared to his neighbor, Aunt Li's little thought was simply negligible.
"Okay, Aunt Li, I'm going back first, you're busy!"
"Okay, okay, come to Aunt Li's house for dinner when you have time."
"It's done!"
This is one of the reasons why he likes to rent a house outside. If he lived at home, gossip would be flying all over the place.
After separating from Aunt Li, Su Qing went straight back home.
"Mom, I'm back!"
Su Qing pushed open the door to the living room and shouted inside while changing her shoes.
"Just keep shouting, your mother's ears are still good."
As he finished speaking, a woman wearing loose pajamas and her face covered with cucumber slices came out of the bedroom. It was his mother Zhou Hui.
Even though he is already at Benwu's age, his figure is not out of shape and he still walks with wind. Maybe it's because he doesn't worry, which is simply because he has a good attitude.
"It's Saturday, where are my dad and Dahuang?" Su Qing came into the room and sat down on the sofa and asked.
Rhubarb is a golden retriever raised by his family. He is very humane and can usually help his mother pick up express delivery and so on.
It can be said that when his mother is at home, she is really giving her three points.
"Your dad took it fishing with your Uncle Li, but he didn't know what it meant. Eight times out of ten, he came back empty-handed. He's addicted to food."
In response to this, Su Qing could only laugh and did not dare to answer.
"Why are you laughing? He said he didn't talk about you? Get up and hang up that portrait of the God of Wealth!" Zhou Hui kicked her son, pointed at the portrait of the God of Wealth on the dining table, and then sat down
on the sofa.
In desperation, Su Qing had no choice but to get up, pick up the portrait and go to a porch, where a statue of Yuelao was placed.
"Mom, are you still worshiping Yue Lao? Are you asking for marriage for your son?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a sneer came: "Ha, are you worthy?"
"You are like you. You don't even have a serious job. No girl can like you unless she is blind."
"I begged for Dahuang. If my son can't count on me, wouldn't I still have a dog?"
Su Qing: "..."
"Mom, Rhubarb has been sterilized a long time ago."
Zhou Hui:...
"So I changed it. The family is the most important place, and I don't care about the leisure spirit!"