He is now afraid of his fucking blind date methods. After all, this is not without lessons.
But he never expected that his mother Zhou Hui would actually think of finding a girl in the game. This was beyond the limit of his imagination.
But when it happened, he was actually not as surprised as he thought and couldn't understand it. After all, it wasn't the first time.
But thinking about her mother actually crying after being scolded, this was the first time, and the fight made him feel that his mother was becoming more and more rebellious.
And seeing his mother crying so miserably, although he wanted to laugh, it did dispel his worries. If this was a new type of blind date scam, he would admit it. Besides, he didn't believe that his mother's acting skills were that good. Tears
It's unrealistic to just drop it.
Anyway, he comforted his mother for a while at home before he could stabilize the situation. Finally, he agreed to the ‘date’ tomorrow.
You have to avenge your old family, right?
Moreover, the opponent's game ID almost made him laugh. "Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior" looked like an elementary school student's ID. Unsurprisingly, the last one was occupied by someone, so he could only add another one.
ah.
Calculating the time, the primary school students should be on summer vacation at this time. It is most likely correct. As an adult, it should be no problem to deal with a primary school student. Su Qing secretly thought.
But when he saw the ID her mother had given him, he stopped laughing.
"The Most Beautiful Man in Jiangcheng"
Hiss~~ How should I put it, it's a bit embarrassing, no, it's too shameful. He has already thought about it. When they meet, he must strike first, not giving the other person a chance to call him by his ID, and then vent his anger for his mother.
The most important thing is that this person mocked this ID more than once on WeChat, and even mocked his fucking avatar, which is his photo. This is intolerable, so he is ready to let the flowers of the motherland experience the society in advance.
sinister.
In the evening, when he returned home, there was no one in the house, not even Dahuang. After asking, he found out that he had gone to the landlady's house.
The little girl Wen Yun is back and is torturing Dahuang and asking Gouzi to help take care of the child. The three women are sitting on the sofa eating fruit and chatting. It's so comfortable.
"Hahaha, he actually asked Dahuang to give stockings to the female employees of the company. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Xiaoyi, didn't I give them to you? You are mentally unbalanced!" Tang Nan said with a bad smile.
Shen Yi glanced at her: "Do you think I look like you? I look like a man of five or six. If you look closely, you won't change your stockings even if they are padded. Stay away from me!"
"Whose stockings are swollen? Who are you talking about?"
"I'm going to tell anyone who wears stockings!"
"Hey, look, open your eyes and take a look. I change my black stockings every day. Is there anything dirty?" Tang Nan raised her long legs and put them on Shen Yi and shouted.
"Get out of here, it stinks!"
"I don't. If you don't want to watch it, I will show it to my young husband. Let me tell you, this is not from a dog. He obviously likes to watch it. Men all like this tone!" Tang Nan looked witty.
The expression said.
Hearing this, Shen Yi said with disdain: "You go ahead, he is making short videos anyway. When the time comes, I will ask him to take pictures of you, and then send them to you online to see who dies!"
"Hello, Xiaoyi, tell me the truth, why were you out of breath last night? Is there anything wrong?" the landlady on the side asked with some gossip.
Tang Nan, who didn't take it too seriously when watching the excitement, even mocked his full skills: "Yes, yes, sister Qing sent it to me. She was panting so loudly that my friends thought I was watching a short movie. When I heard that voice
It’s you, I didn’t expect you to be so good at barking, how are you, are you comfortable?”
Listening to the two people's verbal attacks, although Shen Yi's expression remained unchanged, her feet had already begun to touch the ground and she quickly explained:
"Then that's a misunderstanding, it's not what you think!"
"Misunderstanding? I don't think so. There's no video anyway, so what do you mean?" Tang Nan spread his hands and didn't give him any chance to explain.
Even Wen Nanqing also joked: "Oh, why are you so embarrassed? Come on, tell us the details. Does the young man have good physical strength? You can't do this in one night!"
As he spoke, Wen Nanqing stretched out three fingers and asked curiously.
Tang Nan shook his head: "Well~~ I think it's more than that. Since he is a young man, his body is naturally twice as good. I think he has this number!"
After saying that, he stretched out a palm.
Seeing the two of them talking to each other and thinking about the scene that was banned when they were eighteen years old, Shen Yi suddenly broke through her guard.
"Go, go, go, if you say no, there won't be!"
"No?"*2
The two women asked in unison, with some disbelief in their eyes. One of them was married and had children, and the other had dated more than one boyfriend, so naturally she had some experience.
"Not even three times? My little brother-in-law is not in good health. Is this kidney failure?" Tang Nan asked with a surprised look on his face.
Wen Nanqing patted Shen Yi on the shoulder and said: "It's okay, young people inevitably don't know how to control themselves. This is not a big problem and can be treated. I happen to know a very powerful Chinese medicine doctor. Then you can take care of the child."
Su, go over and have a look. You need some snacks. The man has a lot of self-esteem and will definitely not go to see it. You have to take him there. If not for him, at least you have to do it for yourself!"
At this moment, Shen Yi only felt as uncomfortable as a huge stone pressing on her chest. Why did these two old drivers think so dirty, which made her feel darker and darker.
[I’m talking about teenage madness, treating kidney deficiency, no sugar, go to Lan Xiang in Shandong, country Z, and for various reasons, you will receive two copies of aphrodisiac supplements! 】
Su Qing, who was at home, suddenly heard a narration in his mind. He suddenly sat up from his deathbed and touched his waist. He was worried about his kidneys. He was not married yet!
But the next second he was stunned. When did his kidneys have problems? Why did he still receive two doses of aphrodisiac supplements?
This time the narration felt a bit meaningless, and no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't figure out where it came from or what it was related to.
It was not until the evening that Dahuang was brought back by Shen Yi, but Shen Yi looked at him a little strangely, as if he was a little curious.
The next day, he noticed something was wrong as soon as he entered the office.
"Xiao Su, that friend is not very good!" Zhang Xiao said in a confused manner.
And Qin Shuang also nodded and said: "It's almost true."
Su Qing:???
Seeing him coming, the other girls who had dinner together yesterday couldn't help but say, "I feel a bit silly!"
"Oh, I don't have much love experience, so I definitely don't know how to get along with women. Is there anything strange about it?"
Everyone was talking to each other, completely confusing him.
Until before going to work, the Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chick appeared.
Sun Mumu said, "Xiao Su, are your classmates stupid?"
"No, what did he do? Why do everyone say that?" Su Qing asked quickly.
Lin Miaomiao on the side also looked puzzled: "No, you had a lot of fun yesterday?"
As soon as he finished speaking, his head was slapped by the social gangster, and then he looked at him and said with gritted teeth:
"Do you know where he took us to play after yesterday?"
Su Qing shook her head quickly: "Aren't you going to drink and sing?"
"You might as well take a guess!"
"Did he go to a haunted house?" Su Qing asked in horror, remembering how this guy went to a haunted house to scare NPCs into tears when he was in college.
Did he, the only man in this group of people, take the opportunity to attack his colleagues?
Although he knew that Lao A was not that kind of person, now everyone except Lin Miaomiao said that something went wrong with Wang Xing last night, and he was a little unsure.
"Haunted house? If he had that kind of emotional intelligence, I would look up to him. He is a very smart person when chatting. How can he be so stupid when hanging out with women?" Sun Mumu said to herself in confusion.
"Where have you been?"
"Chess Room!"
Su Qing:.
"Chess and card room? Are you guys?"
Sun Mumu nodded: "He took us to play mahjong. The most important thing is that he even won our money!"
Hearing this, Su Qing almost coughed up a mouthful of phlegm. What the hell? Taking seven girls out to play mahjong? And still winning money?
"How much did he win against you?" he asked cautiously.
"I lost 50, Qin Shuang and Zhang Xiao lost less, one was 40, the other was 30, Mu Mu lost the most, losing 130, and the rest didn't play."
Su Qing:-_-|||
A good two hundred and fifty, no wonder so many people complained to him.
Comrade Xiaolin thanks you for your kindness and invites you to dinner. You, a grown man, can just share your pussy without spending any money. You also made a profit of 250. Are you still a human being?
Then he called Wang Xing on the spot.
"What's wrong Aoko?"
"Did you take them to play mahjong last night?"
"That's right, their poker skills are not good either!"